The Coffee Room

[Victin]

*Pixelmage spawns Final Fantasy Style*
*Knife Spam FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE*
*Pixelmage despawn*

It's super effective!
Death World fainted!
Pixelmage got 599 experience points!
Victin got 599 experience points!
Knives got 1002 experience points!
Knives are evolving!

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Ok. That was strange.

[Pixelmage]

Don't worry, that was just a fake apparition to keep Vic happy.
A true Knife Spam wouldn't make stuff faint.

[Victin]

Don't worry, that was just a fake apparition to keep Vic happy.
A true Knife Spam wouldn't make stuff faint.

As you know, some time ago, I made the Horrible Thing. And it made me a good guy. As you can see it's starting to turn Pixel into a good person. If we keep researching on it, we might own Sicon for real.

[Pixelmage]

I don't plan on going that route. Sorry Vic.

[Victin]

I don't plan on going that route. Sorry Vic.

Unsleash Horrible Thing on Pixel

[Pixelmage]

*Stab Horrible Thing*
*Leaves it hurting for Vic to handle*

Enjoy your creation.

[AMimsyBorogove]

...Yeah, don't be silly, nothing can stop Sicon from acting like a megalomaniacal evil overlord.

[Victin]

*Stab Horrible Thing*
*Leaves it hurting for Vic to handle*

Enjoy your creation.

*Horrible Thing becomes a tornado of darkness and hits me*
Okay, I'm a better person now.
ǝƃuǝʌǝɹ ʇuɐʍ ı
It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!
*gives Green Stuff to Horrible Thing*
*Horrible Thing glows green and becomes a swarm of knives twice the size of the Coffee Room*
ǝƃuǝʌǝɹ ʇuɐʍ ı
*Horrible Thing attacks Pixel*

[AMimsyBorogove]

Firstly, Vic, that's totally not gonna work. Pixel has timehax. Secondly... if we're IN the coffee room, how is the swarm of knives, IN the coffee room... twice as big as it?

...

Wow, that was a stupid question. Coffee room. Forgo-

*knife'd.*

Ow.

[Victin]

Firstly, Vic, that's totally not gonna work. Pixel has timehax. Secondly... if we're IN the coffee room, how is the swarm of knives, IN the coffee room... twice as big as it?

...

Wow, that was a stupid question. Coffee room. Forgo-

*knife'd.*

Ow.

The Horrible Thing works by sucking the evil out of someone to fuel its own power, and it lets good in place of evil. And it wants to eat.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

If we're IN the coffee room, how is the swarm of knives, IN the coffee room... twice as big as it?

We're not in the Coffee Room anymore. I accidentally made it collapse by drilling holes in all the walls. Now we're just where the coffee room should be.

[The Wild West Pyro]

Oh hi guys!

You see, I'm really happy today.

Why?

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY AND I FINALLY GET TO BE 13

So, can I have my party here?

Happy birthday to me, I guess

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PYRO!!!!!!!!!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PARTY
LASER PARTY

I baked you a birthday laser. Here.

[The Wild West Pyro]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PYRO!!!!!!!!!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PARTY
LASER PARTY

I baked you a birthday laser. Here.

Nomnomnomnom.

DELICIOUS!

Also guys, feel free to give me anything. I accept everything, but what I really want is this:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Universal-Class ... B008H45YSO

And throw whatever party you like.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Congratulations! Have a good start to your teenage years. Also, does the Coffee Room regenerate?

[Sicon112]

Congratulations! Have a good start to your teenage years. Also, does the Coffee Room regenerate?

We do have a reset button. It's sort of a game to see how many times we can trigger it in a single day.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Oh. I thought it would regenerate (ala Who) because, well, that's sort of fiery-explosion-y-destructive, and that's incredibly fitting to this place. Violent.

[The Wild West Pyro]

Congratulations! Have a good start to your teenage years. Also, does the Coffee Room regenerate?

Of course it does.

( explosion knocks everyone back)

Violently.

Hmm... mmmmmm!

MILDLY BURNT BROWNIES?

YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I LOVE THEM WHEN THEY'RE MILDLY BURNT!

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Ah. That was more towards my current expectations of this place.

[eli_gone_crazy]

Ah. That was more towards my current expectations of this place.

You have expectations toward this place?

[JRPictures]

Ah. That was more towards my current expectations of this place.

You have expectations toward this place?

Yeah man that's weird which makes it normal by this place's standards.

The logic of this place is crazy.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

And that's what I expected.

[Victin]

The Horrigle Thing becomes the Coffee Room, and now being on it makes your evil to be drained, feeding the Horrible Thing and making it stronger. And it replaces your evil with good.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Who is it currently targeting?