The Coffee Room

[The Finch]

I don't know, bros.

[Victin]

It was targeting pixel. Also, congrats on the 3400th post.

[The Finch]

It was targeting pixel. Also, congrats on the 3400th post.

Thanks.

TRANSFORM

(Changes into a Rocket Cake)

[Victin]

It was targeting pixel. Also, congrats on the 3400th post.

Thanks.

TRANSFORM

(Changes into a Rocket Cake)

Oh, I forgot your gift, *throws a nuclear missile at Finch*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

I'll have a Hot Chocolate to go.

[JackAlsworth]

I'll have a Hot Chocolate to go.

*hands one over* Be careful with that. The chocolate has a nasty bite.

And by that I mean aftertaste.

And by that I mean it rips your tongue out and feeds it to you.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Thanks. How much does it cost?

[Victin]

Thanks. How much does it cost?

90000 pennies. Pay me.

[The Finch]

Ooh, nice missile.

(Equips missile to launchers)

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Thanks. How much does it cost?

90000 pennies. Pay me.

I will instead give you a hover-Segway. It's worth about that much, I think. Accursed inflation. I'm starting to think that my infinite wallet is being used for something involving massive amounts of copper.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

I will instead give you a hover-Segway. [/size]

You brought a SEGWAY into the COFFEE TRAM?
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT THE DEMONIC DRINKS AND THE SHARKS REACT TO SEGWAYS WITH---
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Sweet mother of Manchego, what madness hath I wrought?

[Victin]

Sweet mother of Manchego, what madness hath I wrought?

Uh... The Coffee Room. But, anyways, would you like to buy a Segway for 90000 pennies?

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

It's a hover-Segway.

[Victin]

It's a hover-Segway.

I stand corrected. Would you like to buy a hover-Segway for 90000 pennies?

[Scarab]

It's a hover-Segway.

I stand corrected. Would you like to buy a hover-Segway for 90000 pennies?

Sorry, did I hear something about there being a HOVER segway on offer.

[Victin]

It's a hover-Segway.

I stand corrected. Would you like to buy a hover-Segway for 90000 pennies?

Sorry, did I hear something about there being a HOVER segway on offer.

Yes. It was 100000, but I want only 90000. Wanna it?

[Scarab]

Yes. It was 100000, but I want only 90000. Wanna it?

*Considers*

...Depends. May I paint it whatever colour I wish?

[Victin]

Yes. It was 100000, but I want only 90000. Wanna it?

*Considers*

...Depends. May I paint it whatever colour I wish?

Yes. If I sell you the paint.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Why do need all of those pennies anyways, Victin?

[Scarab]

Yes. It was 100000, but I want only 90000. Wanna it?

*Considers*

...Depends. May I paint it whatever colour I wish?

Yes. If I sell you the paint.

...I'll give you 800 and this bar of cadbury's for it.

[Victin]

*Considers*

...Depends. May I paint it whatever colour I wish?

Yes. If I sell you the paint.

...I'll give you 800 and this bar of cadbury's for it.

Give me ten bars of cadbury and no pennies asides from the 90000 you were already giving me and it's done.

[Scarab]

Give me ten bars of cadbury and no pennies asides from the 90000 you were already giving me and it's done.

...YOU ARE A HARD BARGAINER
80000 PENNIES AND EIGHTEEN CANBUDY BARS. FINAL OFFER.

[Victin]

Give me ten bars of cadbury and no pennies asides from the 90000 you were already giving me and it's done.

...YOU ARE A HARD BARGAINER
80000 PENNIES AND EIGHTEEN CANBUDY BARS. FINAL OFFER.

90000 PENNIES AND 8 CANBUDY BARS

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

IF THIS PETTY NEGOTIATION CONTINUES ANY LONGER, I'M LASERING ALL YOUR MONEY INTO OBLIVION.
JUST TO MAKE IT STOP.