The Coffee Room

[Victin]

IF THIS PETTY NEGOTIATION CONTINUES ANY LONGER, I'M LASERING ALL YOUR MONEY INTO OBLIVION.
JUST TO MAKE IT STOP.

NO, PLEASE DON'T DO THAT. WAIT, IF THIS TAKES TOO MUCH TIME YOU WON'T DO IT. THE HORRIBLE THING IS EATING YOUR EVIL.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

PLEASE DO.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

IF THIS PETTY NEGOTIATION CONTINUES ANY LONGER, I'M LASERING ALL YOUR MONEY INTO OBLIVION.
JUST TO MAKE IT STOP.

NO, PLEASE DON'T DO THAT. WAIT, IF THIS TAKES TOO MUCH TIME YOU WON'T DO IT. THE HORRIBLE THING IS EATING YOUR EVIL.

THERE IS NO EVIL. ONLY LASERS.

*LASERS THE MONEY, THE HORRIBLE THING, AND VICTIN INTO OBLIVION.*

[Victin]

IF THIS PETTY NEGOTIATION CONTINUES ANY LONGER, I'M LASERING ALL YOUR MONEY INTO OBLIVION.
JUST TO MAKE IT STOP.

NO, PLEASE DON'T DO THAT. WAIT, IF THIS TAKES TOO MUCH TIME YOU WON'T DO IT. THE HORRIBLE THING IS EATING YOUR EVIL.

THERE IS NO EVIL. ONLY LASERS.

*LASERS THE MONEY, THE HORRIBLE THING, AND VICTIN INTO OBLIVION.*

... THE HORRIBLE THING IS THE COFFEE ROOM. AND NOW EVERYTHING IS MAD AT YOU.

[JRPictures]

THIS IS INSANE AND I'M LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT.

[Endless Sea]

Ooh, I'm mad? Sweet. *goes plasma*

[Scarab]

...*Decides she really didn't want a hover segway that badly anyway and walks off, taking her chocolate with her*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

SKILL OF THE MAGE! WOO-FOO AURA! *SUMMONS KOALA AVATAR* LET'S DO THIS!

[Victin]

Ooh, I'm mad? Sweet. *goes plasma*

Hey, Qara, is this you?

[eli_gone_crazy]

Ooh, I'm mad? Sweet. *goes plasma*

Hey, Qara, is this you?

MAKE THIS YOUR NEW PICTURE
NOW!

[The Wild West Pyro]

SO....GUYS...

YOU WILL NOT SEE ME FOR A WEEK, BECAUSE I WILL BE IN VIETNAM.

ALSO, NOW THAT I'M 13, ANY TIPS?

[S_o_S]

If a woman says "Me love you long time" to you, you get the hell away from her.

[The Wild West Pyro]

If a woman says "Me love you long time" to you, you get the hell away from her.

How about if a flat headed, bolt in neck, shunned monster who only wants companionship extends his hand to you and asks " Friend?" and you reject him by screaming in his face, even though you're hot and wrapped in bandages and he only wants a bride?

What would happen in that case?

Just asking, out of curiosity.

[JRPictures]

Well that was weird. What am I saying this is normal. anyways...

I AM THE LAAAWW!!!

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

I lack advice, but I will hope that all will go well. We need each and every Metaguard.

[eli_gone_crazy]

When did the coffee room become boring?
*contemplates fighting with Scarab and/or Sicon*
might be worth it, *shrugs*

[Pixelmage]

The chatroom moves faster... But there's still some stuff that only works in here.
*timestop*

Kind of like that.

[The Finch]

NO

TRANS-

[Scarab]

When did the coffee room become boring?
*contemplates fighting with Scarab and/or Sicon*
might be worth it, *shrugs*

*Pokes head out of a sudden hole in the roof* Did I hear somebody thinking about instigating a friendly brawl in here?

[eli_gone_crazy]

When did the coffee room become boring?
*contemplates fighting with Scarab and/or Sicon*
might be worth it, *shrugs*

*Pokes head out of a sudden hole in the roof* Did I hear somebody thinking about instigating a friendly brawl in here?

... maybe just a small one. >:D

[Victin]

The chatroom moves faster... But there's still some stuff that only works in here.
*timestop*

Kind of like that.

˙ʎɐʍ sıɥʇ ʞɹoʍ ʇou sǝop ǝɯıʇ ˙ɯooɹ ǝǝɟɟoɔ ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
*eats the Stopwatch*

[The Finch]

-snart

.SDARWKCAB ETIRW EM EKAM TONNAC UOY

[Victin]

-snart

.SDARWKCAB ETIRW EM EKAM TONNAC UOY

˙spɹɐʍʞɔɐq ʞɐǝds uoʎ ƃuıʞɐɯ oʇuı ɟʃǝsʎɯ ǝƃıʃqo ʇ,uoʍ I ˙ʃɐʇɹoɯ ɥsıʃooɟ
But it will eat your evil away... I mean, it's already doing it...

[The Finch]

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[Victin]

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