The Coffee Room

[JackAlsworth]

*rotates Finch 90 degrees*

That better?

[The Finch]

I tHiNk So, BuT NoW I'M TaLkInG lIkE tHiS

PlEaSe HeLp Me...

[Victin]

*rotates Finch 90 degrees*

That better?

No, I'm still confused

[IslaKariese]

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*Hands you a pack of gummy bears*

[The Finch]

Th4nk Y0u M4m. Th353 6ummy b34r5 100k d311c0u5.

[Victin]

Th4nk Y0u M4m. Th353 6ummy b34r5 100k d311c0u5.

THOSE WERE MINE!
But you can stay with it
IF YOU PAY ME!

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Ŝajnas, ke la angla lingvo estis buĉitaj. Mi uzos alternativa lingvo.

[Scarab]

... maybe just a small one. >:D

*Pulls out ice wand. Freezes a large surface area of the wall*

You wanna pick a zone on the new zone-battle-selection machine, or shall I? >:)

[eli_gone_crazy]

... maybe just a small one. >:D

*Pulls out ice wand. Freezes a large surface area of the wall*

You wanna pick a zone on the new zone-battle-selection machine, or shall I? >:)

You can. I'll win any way.
*takes out master sword*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Ĉu mi aliĝi tiun batalon?
Wait, English works again.
Can I join this battle?

[Scarab]

You can. I'll win any way.
*takes out master sword*

*Sends sparks up the ice wand just to show off* We'll see. *Freezes the ground directly under Eli's feet and gives her a nudge*

Can I join this battle?

Sure, I'd side with Eli, she'll need the help. >:)

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

K. Wait, can I change my abilities? The whole key-summons thing isn't working out.

[Scarab]

K. Wait, can I change my abilities? The whole key-summons thing isn't working out.

*Spins ice wand a few times and shoots over your head* Okay, but you better think fast. No reality warping. It makes it boring.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

K. Let's do this.

[eli_gone_crazy]

Battle Arena: Volcano
year: 1985
Time: 8: 30 pm

*runs toward Scarab with master sword drawn*
HEYYA!

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

*pulls out comically-oversized mallet and charges toward Scarab*
MALEOOOOOOOOO!

[Scarab]

Battle Arena: Volcano
year: 1985
Time: 8: 30 pm
*runs toward Scarab with master sword drawn*
HEYYA!

Oooh volcano, nice attempt at element balancing there, but I've been taking inspiration from Sicon, sooo...

*Quick ice shield, which shatters the second Eli hits it, but does the job, spits ice shards down into the open lava veins so the unexpected cold throws up lava everywhere and creates enough of a panic that she can dodge again and try and hit Eli from behind.*

*pulls out comically-oversized mallet and charges toward Scarab*
MALEOOOOOOOOO!

*Projects a sheet of ice under Gendry. While he's on a slope.*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

*slips in ice, falls down volcano, moves to an area without ice, and charges again, mallet in hand*
FAJROOOOOO!

[eli_gone_crazy]

Oooh volcano, nice attempt at element balancing there, but I've been taking inspiration from Sicon, sooo...

*Quick ice shield, which shatters the second Eli hits it, but does the job, spits ice shards down into the open lava veins so the unexpected cold throws up lava everywhere and creates enough of a panic that she can dodge again and try and hit Eli from behind.*

*Projects a sheet of ice under Gendry. While he's on a slope.*

*dodges lava sparks*
HAH! I knew this would be interesting.
*hides in steam*
*uses sonic screwdriver to heat up the ground underneath Scarab*

[The Wild West Pyro]

再见.

I'll be leaving for Vietnam soon. Inform me when I return if anything awesome happens in the ARG, OK?

[Scarab]

dodges lava sparks*
HAH! I knew this would be interesting.
*hides in steam*
*uses sonic screwdriver to heat up the ground underneath Scarab*

*Yelps because OW hot! Has to jump on a newly formed ice platform to get away from the heat. Said platform immediate starts to melt.* Oh alright, so she's hiding now. Fine, I can work with that.

*Breathes out on the ice wand, as if blowing out a candle, except instead of snuffing out a flame, if billows upwards, freezing cold are crystalising the steam Eli has formed, creating snowflakes pretty much everywhere. Eli is clearly visible through the steam.*

Heh, and to think, the instruction manual tells you NOT to ingest any parts of your ice wand should it crack .

*Gathers the snowflakes on one hand, freezes them into buckshot pellets, throws them in Eli's direction.* Catch!

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Por la tropojn! *throws oversized mallet at Scarab, knocking her off of her melting platform* Yes!

[Scarab]

Por la tropojn! *throws oversized mallet at Scarab, knocking her off of her melting platform* Yes!

*Brushes self off* Urgh... successfully climbed back up the side of the volcano, I see >.> *Tosses some more of the snowflake shurikens at him, concentrating them on his stomach to avoiddoing anything fatal. Pushes him BACK off the slope*

I think that makes that round a draw, but hey with two on one...

*Picks up the mallet, freezes it in several layers of ice* hey, this yours? Want it back? *Throws it over the slope after him*

[Sicon112]

I approve of your style, Scarab. Nice. Now start using applied Physics and Chemistry!

All sufficiently abused magic is indistinguishable from physics.

[eli_gone_crazy]

dodges lava sparks*
HAH! I knew this would be interesting.
*hides in steam*
*uses sonic screwdriver to heat up the ground underneath Scarab*

*Yelps because OW hot! Has to jump on a newly formed ice platform to get away from the heat. Said platform immediate starts to melt.* Oh alright, so she's hiding now. Fine, I can work with that.

*Breathes out on the ice wand, as if blowing out a candle, except instead of snuffing out a flame, if billows upwards, freezing cold are crystalising the steam Eli has formed, creating snowflakes pretty much everywhere. Eli is clearly visible through the steam.*

Heh, and to think, the instruction manual tells you NOT to ingest any parts of your ice wand should it crack .

*Gathers the snowflakes on one hand, freezes them into buckshot pellets, throws them in Eli's direction.* Catch!

*ducks*
*almost falls into volcano*
GAHH..
*gets back up*
*uses ice floes to slide towards Scarab&
TAKE THIS!
*swings master sword toward Scarab while using the sonic screwdriver to break open a lava flow*