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Whee!

*explodes out of the lava flow laughing like a lunatic and firing off flames everywhere for no explicable reason.*

I can't believe you guys, putting in a volcano and not telling me about it! Well, if you want a volcano, then you've got one!

HOURAI: FUJIYAMA VOLCANO!

*'splode*

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Whee!

*explodes out of the lava flow laughing like a lunatic and firing off flames everywhere for no explicable reason.*

I can't believe you guys, putting in a volcano and not telling me about it! Well, if you want a volcano, then you've got one!

HOURAI: FUJIYAMA VOLCANO!

*'splode*

*uses sonic screwdriver to slow motion of lava in general area*
*backs away from molten rock*

eli_gone_crazy wrote:*ducks*
*almost falls into volcano*
GAHH..
*gets back up*
*uses ice floes to slide towards Scarab&
TAKE THIS!
*swings master sword toward Scarab while using the sonic screwdriver to break open a lava flow*

Hm... wish I had some WOOD. *Dodges, sparks flying as two weapons meet, Ice cracks along the surface of the ice wand and shoots out into Eli's sword, but all this does is make the sword extremely cold.

Sicon112 wrote:I approve of your style, Scarab. Nice. Now start using applied Physics and Chemistry!

Thanks! Okay, applied physics, and chemistry? How about this: Let's see what happens when ice meets lava.

*Strikes the ground in front of the lava fountain Eli just threw up with the ice wand. Watches the stuff begin to bubble and hiss, like some kind of bizzare witch's cooking pot, thick, silvery black tar building in the cracks in the ground, and expanding, bursting upwards like a black tower. The surface of the mountain cracks, pressure forcing the magma beneath outwards, pushed by black ice and sending said cracks splitting across the surface of the rock right in Eli's direction and the bubbling blackness rises up with the ice. The sword that was previously contained in ice is suddenly swathed in black heat, and promptly begins to crack*

Heh. Rapid temperature changes equals fragility, right?

*Strikes at the sword in Eli's hand and smashes it to pieces.*

Scarab wrote:

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:Por la tropojn! *throws oversized mallet at Scarab, knocking her off of her melting platform* Yes!

*Brushes self off* Urgh... successfully climbed back up the side of the volcano, I see >.> *Tosses some more of the snowflake shurikens at him, concentrating them on his stomach to avoiddoing anything fatal. Pushes him BACK off the slope*

I think that makes that round a draw, but hey with two on one...

*Picks up the mallet, freezes it in several layers of ice* hey, this yours? Want it back? *Throws it over the slope after him*

Nah, I'm good. *pulls out frying pan* By the way, thanks for the nonlethal thing. *charges upward again, this time without shouting in Esperanto*

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Forewarning of St. Germain.

*lasorz Genndy as he passes, for no good reason, really.*

AMimsyBorogove wrote:...

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Forewarning of St. Germain.

*lasorz Genndy as he passes, for no good reason, really.*

How are you Mimsy? Has the Horrible Thing not been feeding on you?
On a side note, GET IN THA CHOPP-CHATROOM!

Yeah, pretty much. It tried to eat my evil, but when it looked at my morality on a scale of black to white, it got the word "mauve" displayed in bright green, and backed by a silhouette of the Insane Clown Posse. Now it's curled up in the corner over there sobbing about chocolate.

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Yeah, pretty much. It tried to eat my evil, but when it looked at my morality on a scale of black to white, it got the word "mauve" displayed in bright green, and backed by a silhouette of the Insane Clown Posse. Now it's curled up in the corner over there sobbing about chocolate.

But it is the Coffee Room, so I would say it is trying to deceive you.

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Why do you think we're now on a VOLCANO, Victin?

AMimsyBorogove wrote:...

Why do you think we're now on a VOLCANO, Victin?

What does that have to do with the fact it is trying to deceive you?

*gets up, covered in ash from laser* It has nothing to do with the deception part, it just means that we aren't in the Coffee Room. We're on a volcano.

Yeah, on a volcano because the fake Coffee Room is curled up in a corner over there.

Sicon112 wrote:Yeah, on a volcano because the fake Coffee Room is curled up in a corner over there.

Wait... The original Coffee Room was destroyed and replaced by something that can be twice the size of the Coffee Room, and it's on a corner... of itself? And the volcano is inside the Coffee Room? And where are we again? Oh, wait... There's only one logical explanation: we are in Azeroth!

Victin wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:Yeah, on a volcano because the fake Coffee Room is curled up in a corner over there.

Wait... The original Coffee Room was destroyed and replaced by something that can be twice the size of the Coffee Room, and it's on a corner... of itself? And the volcano is inside the Coffee Room? And where are we again? Oh, wait... There's only one logical explanation: we are in Azeroth!

No, actually, we're inside a bag that contains the entire universe, including itself. I dropped us in there by mistake. Sorry.
It wasn't a mistake, and I'm not sorry about it.

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:

Victin wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:Yeah, on a volcano because the fake Coffee Room is curled up in a corner over there.

Wait... The original Coffee Room was destroyed and replaced by something that can be twice the size of the Coffee Room, and it's on a corner... of itself? And the volcano is inside the Coffee Room? And where are we again? Oh, wait... There's only one logical explanation: we are in Azeroth!

No, actually, we're inside a bag that contains the entire universe, including itself. I dropped us in there by mistake. Sorry.
It wasn't a mistake, and I'm not sorry about it.

Isn't Azeroth inside the universe?

Close, Victin, but actually we're in the REALM of AZATHOTH. There's a slight difference.

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Close, Victin, but actually we're in the REALM of AZATHOTH. There's a slight difference.

REALME = UNIVERSE = NO

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You don't know what Azathoth is, do you?

AMimsyBorogove wrote:...

You don't know what Azathoth is, do you?

Wait, AZATOTH isn't AZEROTH

Victin wrote:

AMimsyBorogove wrote:...

You don't know what Azathoth is, do you?

Wait, AZATOTH isn't AZEROTH

I believe you are beginning to understand.

Sicon112 wrote:

Victin wrote:

AMimsyBorogove wrote:...

You don't know what Azathoth is, do you?

Wait, AZATOTH isn't AZEROTH

I believe you are beginning to understand.

WHEREDOYOULIVETHEN,BECAUSE NOWIJUSTDON'TKNOWANYMORE

Victin wrote:WHEREDOYOULIVETHEN,BECAUSE NOWIJUSTDON'TKNOWANYMORE

Yes, alternatively, both.

Sicon112 wrote:

Victin wrote:WHEREDOYOULIVETHEN,BECAUSE NOWIJUSTDON'TKNOWANYMORE

Yes, alternatively, both.

Is "Yes, in Alternatively, in the country of Both, warm in the winter?

Victin wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:

Victin wrote:WHEREDOYOULIVETHEN,BECAUSE NOWIJUSTDON'TKNOWANYMORE

Yes, alternatively, both.

Is "Yes, in Alternatively, in the country of Both, warm in the winter?

No. So, didn't we have a duel on a volcano going on in here? What happened to that?

Sicon112 wrote:No. So, didn't we have a duel on a volcano going on in here? What happened to that?

Oh, I used up the volcano crossing lava with lasers while everyone was distracted, in order to see what happens.
You're now all falling through the perforated tip of the mountain, but, on the bright side (not), I'm going to throw lava!lasers in after you!