The Coffee Room

[Scarab]

Meta-Finch: I can't get on Youtube, since I am at school.

What's it about?

He... he thinks I'm a source of lies and evil slander...
*Has the saddest possible face*

[The Finch]

Meta-Finch: I can't get on Youtube, since I am at school.

What's it about?

He... he thinks I'm a source of lies and evil slander...
*Has the saddest possible face*

Pony-Finch: I'm sorry, Scarab, I didn't mean to hurt you... I just wanted you to realize that you were lying about my decision to be a pony. I'll change later. I didn't want to hurt you though.

I feel horrible.

[Scarab]

Meta-Finch: I can't get on Youtube, since I am at school.

What's it about?

He... he thinks I'm a source of lies and evil slander...
*Has the saddest possible face*

Pony-Finch: I'm sorry, Scarab, I didn't mean to hurt you... I just wanted you to realize that you were lying about my decision to be a pony. I'll change later. I didn't want to hurt you though.

I feel horrible.

I didn't think you WANTED to be a pony! If I knew you wanted to be a pony, I would've encouraged it!

But I will forgive you, if you will forgive me for accidentally giving you reality warping brew and jeopardising the stability of both your existence, and the pillow fort. Friends? *Offers green stuff*

[NeverSlender]

Note to self: say nothing innuendo worthy in the Coffee room, especially when there are Yorkshiremen about. And green stuff.

Not racist but... countyist? Northernist?

By the way, been meaning to ask: were the heck did the name Never Slender come from anyway? You a fan of online horror games or something like that? *Continues trying to distract him while she prepares more reality warping brew*

You try thinking up a name from the top of your head while watching EverymanHYBRID.

And hurry up with the RW brew.

[Scarab]

Note to self: say nothing innuendo worthy in the Coffee room, especially when there are Yorkshiremen about. And green stuff.

Not racist but... countyist? Northernist?

By the way, been meaning to ask: were the heck did the name Never Slender come from anyway? You a fan of online horror games or something like that? *Continues trying to distract him while she prepares more reality warping brew*

You try thinking up a name from the top of your head while watching EverymanHYBRID.

And hurry up with the RW brew.

Nah, Yorkshire folks are awesome and besides, it's the home of Yorkshire Puddings. How anybody could be prejudiced against folks from Yorkshire is... well, it would take a very strange person, that's all.

Fair enough. It was probably either going to be NeverSlender or "XxOH HOLYSHITTHEREHEISxX"

*Hurries up with the brew* Here, try this. I added extra spices.

[NeverSlender]

Note to self: say nothing innuendo worthy in the Coffee room, especially when there are Yorkshiremen about. And green stuff.

Not racist but... countyist? Northernist?

By the way, been meaning to ask: were the heck did the name Never Slender come from anyway? You a fan of online horror games or something like that? *Continues trying to distract him while she prepares more reality warping brew*

You try thinking up a name from the top of your head while watching EverymanHYBRID.

And hurry up with the RW brew.

Nah, Yorkshire folks are awesome and besides, it's the home of Yorkshire Puddings. How anybody could be prejudiced against folks from Yorkshire is... well, it would take a very strange person, that's all.

Fair enough. It was probably either going to be NeverSlender or "XxOH HOLYSHITTHEREHEISxX"

*Hurries up with the brew* Here, try this. I added extra spices.

*Eyes turn red*

Well, there goes the universe.

[The Finch]

Sure @ Scarab

(Takes the Green Stuff)

Ok, here it goes...

(Gulp) (Gulp) (Gulp)

[Scarab]

Sure @ Scarab

(Takes the Green Stuff)

Ok, here it goes...

(Gulp) (Gulp) (Gulp)

*Sips* We could either destroy the world, or bring about world peace with this stuff and right now I'm not really certain which.

[The Finch]

Sure @ Scarab

(Takes the Green Stuff)

Ok, here it goes...

(Gulp) (Gulp) (Gulp)

*Sips* We could either destroy the world, or bring about world peace with this stuff and right now I'm not really certain which.

I don't know... I really didn't have an effect on me.

It is tasty, though.

(Sip)

[NeverSlender]

*Making a snow angel on the floor?

How does one milk a hornet?

[AMimsyBorogove]

Well, first you need a bar of black chocolate, a space-time wormhole, and a rhinoceros tooth, as well as the powdered bulb of a red spider lily...

[NeverSlender]

Well, first you need a bar of black chocolate, a space-time wormhole, and a rhinoceros tooth, as well as the powdered bulb of a red spider lily...

Got them all, but I can't find the udders.

[Sicon112]

*sitting at a corner booth surrounded by empty Green Stuff(TM) bottles* Geez, you people overreact so much. *Chugs another bottle* This stuff is harmless.

[AMimsyBorogove]

Well, that's odd. Which side do you start from? I usually start with the head.

*noms chocolate cornet*

[Scarab]

Got them all, but I can't find the udders.

Have you tried a magnifying glass?

*sitting at a corner booth surrounded by empty Green Stuff(TM) bottles* Geez, you people overreact so much. *Chugs another bottle* This stuff is harmless.

I have the strangest feeling that your body is simply mass storing the possible effects of this stuff, Sicon. A some point in the not too distant future it is going to finally effect you and come back to bite us all in the butts.

[NeverSlender]

Well, that's odd. Which side do you start from? I usually start with the head.

*noms chocolate cornet*

Nevermind, the hawk did it.

[The Finch]

*sitting at a corner booth surrounded by empty Green Stuff(TM) bottles* Geez, you people overreact so much. *Chugs another bottle* This stuff is harmless.

Hey, throw me a bottle!

[Sicon112]

*sitting at a corner booth surrounded by empty Green Stuff(TM) bottles* Geez, you people overreact so much. *Chugs another bottle* This stuff is harmless.

Hey, throw me a bottle!

*tosses him one* Normally I would be upset about sharing this stuff, but because it let me stay up all night, I finally had the time to create a giant tear in the fabric of reality to give me an infinite supply of it. I kept getting really close and then falling asleep and forgetting what I had done before...

[The Finch]

(Somehow grabs bottle with hooves)

Hey, could any of you guys, uh, open this for me?

[Sicon112]

(Somehow grabs bottle with hooves)

Hey, could any of you guys, uh, open this for me?

*sword comes flying out of a burst of red flame and chops the top off*

[Scarab]

(Somehow grabs bottle with hooves)

Hey, could any of you guys, uh, open this for me?

*sword comes flying out of a burst of red flame and chops the top off*

Ha! Now THAT'S how you open booze. Awesomely. I'm gonna see if there's anymore behind the counter.

[The Finch]

(Somehow grabs bottle with hooves)

Hey, could any of you guys, uh, open this for me?

*sword comes flying out of a burst of red flame and chops the top off*

Man,that's so badflank.

(CHUG,CHUG,CHUG,CHUG,CHUG)

[NeverSlender]

*Sets up camera*

This is going on ustream.

[The Finch]

*Sets up camera*

This is going on ustream.

Hi, Ustream!

[Scarab]

*Sets up camera*

This is going on ustream.

Hi, Ustream!

*Waves for the Camera from over at the counter* Hi Ustream! Watch us break into the extra coffee stash!

*Counter tries to electrocute her*

...Never mind, looks like they wired the damn thing to keep us out of the extra supplies... curses. They thought of everything.