The Coffee Room

[Sicon112]

No. So, didn't we have a duel on a volcano going on in here? What happened to that?

Oh, I used up the volcano crossing lava with lasers while everyone was distracted, in order to see what happens.
You're now all falling through the perforated tip of the mountain, but, on the bright side (not), I'm going to throw lava!lasers in after you!

Just so you know, I can actually fly. ^_^

[S_o_S]

It's the Coffee Room, you can do damn near anything here. I for example can make anyone fly. *indicates baseball bat*

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Just so you know, I can actually fly. ^_^

And I'm sure that will help you when the only thing for you to fly up through is covered in an onslaught of lava!lasers.

[Sicon112]

Just so you know, I can actually fly. ^_^

And I'm sure that will help you when the only thing for you to fly up through is covered in an onslaught of lava!lasers.

I'm pretty good at just blasting through things when I need to be.

[eli_gone_crazy]

*ducks*
*almost falls into volcano*
GAHH..
*gets back up*
*uses ice floes to slide towards Scarab&
TAKE THIS!
*swings master sword toward Scarab while using the sonic screwdriver to break open a lava flow*

Hm... wish I had some WOOD. *Dodges, sparks flying as two weapons meet, Ice cracks along the surface of the ice wand and shoots out into Eli's sword, but all this does is make the sword extremely cold.

I approve of your style, Scarab. Nice. Now start using applied Physics and Chemistry!

Thanks! Okay, applied physics, and chemistry? How about this: Let's see what happens when ice meets lava.

*Strikes the ground in front of the lava fountain Eli just threw up with the ice wand. Watches the stuff begin to bubble and hiss, like some kind of bizzare witch's cooking pot, thick, silvery black tar building in the cracks in the ground, and expanding, bursting upwards like a black tower. The surface of the mountain cracks, pressure forcing the magma beneath outwards, pushed by black ice and sending said cracks splitting across the surface of the rock right in Eli's direction and the bubbling blackness rises up with the ice. The sword that was previously contained in ice is suddenly swathed in black heat, and promptly begins to crack*

Heh. Rapid temperature changes equals fragility, right?

*Strikes at the sword in Eli's hand and smashes it to pieces.*

*sword breaks*
*falls to the ground, staring stunned at the remainders of the Master Sword*
*starts laughing*
You think, *picks up pieces of sword* that THIS is what will beat me?
*pieces of sword start levitating, creating a shield around Eli*
You think that a little ICE will beat me?!?!
... You were wrong.
*sends sword shards towards Scarab*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

*puts on boxing gloves* Take this! *releases missile in boxing glove after Scarab*

[Scarab]

You think that a little ICE will beat me?!?!
... You were wrong.
*sends sword shards towards Scarab*

Oh shi-

*Starts generating mini sheilds with the moisture in the air, but still has to knock away each sword shard individually.* Well this ice has at the very least *blocks* HELD OFF Mimsy for long enough that he has to use the *block, damn it* reset thingy they like to use to get themselves out of trouble, so yeah, *block* I think a little ice will beat you. If used correctly :D

*A couple of sword shards get through. Scarab gets an unexpected hardcut.* Gawk! Dude! In no way cool! *Throws snowballs in retalation, and keeps dodging. Thus we have a few brief moments of a monumental battle between shards of fragmented master sword... and snowballs.*

*puts on boxing gloves* Take this! *releases missile in boxing glove after Scarab*

>:) Batter on the plate! *Knocks the boxing gloves back in Gen's direction and returns to Eli, waiting on whatever comes next* Or you know. Whatever you American and Canadian folks call it in baseball. Now will everyone just cool off a little bit so I can try something new?

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

K.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Whatever you American and Canadian folks call it in baseball.

That's it. I was going to stay neutral here, but you just slandered my country by implying we play baseball.
Let's see how your ice likes my lava!lasers!

[AMimsyBorogove]

It's useless. Admonition of St. Germain!

*abruptly appears and deflects lava lasers with... more lava lasers, then fires back countless more in retaliation at everyone attacking Scarab by teleport-spamming and omnidirectional beam dakka.*

Three against one's no fair. How about better odds, like... three against two, one of whom is an endlessly respawning Hourai PHOENIX?!

*hurls burning charms in all directions at ridiculous speeds with an equally insane spread.*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

*gets up, covered in ash* Again? *shakes ash off* I'm out. Does anybody else want a pastry?

[Scarab]

Whatever you American and Canadian folks call it in baseball.

That's it. I was going to stay neutral here, but you just slandered my country by implying we play baseball.
Let's see how your ice likes my lava!lasers!

Dude be careful, there are BASEBALL FANS on this forum! Also, refer to my earlier comment about holding back Mimsy!
*Shoots back, craftng an ice wall that bends slightly in Eli's direction, warping the lava beams right back at her*
Ooh! Ooh Eli, look, we nearly did the BEAMS O' WAR! NEARLY! That is badass 8D

Right, I believe I promised something a little new. Were you aruond for the chatroom's creation of Eracha Consensus, Els? See, here's the maths: I've figured out that the coffeeroom is powered by the creative energy of tropes. And some clever person recently added Fountain of Memes to my tropes list.
Esssentially, I can take the creatvie tension produced by ever single typo I have ever made ...and recompress the energy into this.
*Breathes out on her palm, watching words coelesce, cracking with cold and growing, warping, foming an ice whirlwind of words that grows rapidly into a storm of frozen shards, sheild and storm at the same time, engulfing the entire room. The Volcano starts spitting out shards of obsidian*

That's a lot of typos. I even made a couple of extra ones just for you. So... Care to go first, Eli? The British should have manners, you know. >:)

[Sicon112]

NOW we are talking!

Count me in! MWHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

*Descends from the heavens on a wave of flame*

Let's do this!

[Scarab]

NOW we are talking!

Count me in! MWHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

*Descends from the heavens on a wave of flame*

Let's do this!

Oh, we always count you in, Sicon dear.
*Brushes self down aware that at this point, she pretty much looks like she was made out of titatium-strength ice. You can see the veins right through her skin. They're blue.* So. We're talking a free for all here, or...?

[Sicon112]

NOW we are talking!

Count me in! MWHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

*Descends from the heavens on a wave of flame*

Let's do this!

Oh, we always count you in, Sicon dear.
*Brushes self down aware that at this point, she pretty much looks like she was made out of titatium-strength ice. You can see the veins right through her skin. They're blue.* So. We're talking a free for all here, or...?

I dunno, what do you feel like?

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

So, no pastries?

[Scarab]

So, no pastries?

Only if you want to have to defrost them.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

<sigh> Great. I'll go back into the cowering mass that used to be the Coffee Room. I think there's a heater there, and I know there's pastries there. Bye.

[Sicon112]

<sigh> Great. I'll go back into the cowering mass that used to be the Coffee Room. I think there's a heater there, and I know there's pastries there. Bye.

There are, but they will probably eat YOU instead of the other way around. That's just how things work here.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Of course it does. On second thought, I'm going to a normal place to eat breakfast goodies, if such a place exists.

[Scarab]

I dunno, what do you feel like?

Hm... well, I've already fought you to the death at least once. But Eli's newer than we are, I wouldn't want to team up on her, seems unsporting. if you were to keep the reality warping to a mimimum, though... I've always kind of wanted to see what you can do with fire WITHOUT warping reality.

[Sicon112]

I dunno, what do you feel like?

Hm... well, I've already fought you to the death at least once. But Eli's newer than we are, I wouldn't want to team up on her, seems unsporting. if you were to keep the reality warping to a mimimum, though... I've always kind of wanted to see what you can do with fire WITHOUT warping reality.

Sure... to make this fair, let's work with some normal fire spawning type abilities.... though there may be a slight twist.... Mehehehehehehe

(Also, I may not respond very fast. I'm sorta busy.)

[Scarab]

Sure... to make this fair, let's work with some normal fire spawning type abilities.... though there may be a slight twist.... Mehehehehehehe

(Also, I may not respond very fast. I'm sorta busy.)

Oh, by all means, take your time. I'll keep them busy.

*Kicks up the ice storm a bit, the air filling with ice and ash, the floor cracking with the rpessue of the changing temperature. This is far-north level cold. Far north, volcanic-iceplains cold, where your breath freezes in the air, but the ground under your feet occasionally shines hot red through the ice*

Miss Eli? We're waiting over here

[Victin]

*bursts from ground wielding Chainsaw Nunchuks and Laevateinn*
LLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYY JJJJJJEEEEEEENNNNNNNKKKKKKIIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSSS
*destroys Bob*

[eli_gone_crazy]

Whatever you American and Canadian folks call it in baseball.

That's it. I was going to stay neutral here, but you just slandered my country by implying we play baseball.
Let's see how your ice likes my lava!lasers!

Dude be careful, there are BASEBALL FANS on this forum! Also, refer to my earlier comment about holding back Mimsy!
*Shoots back, craftng an ice wall that bends slightly in Eli's direction, warping the lava beams right back at her*
Ooh! Ooh Eli, look, we nearly did the BEAMS O' WAR! NEARLY! That is badass 8D

Right, I believe I promised something a little new. Were you aruond for the chatroom's creation of Eracha Consensus, Els? See, here's the maths: I've figured out that the coffeeroom is powered by the creative energy of tropes. And some clever person recently added Fountain of Memes to my tropes list.
Esssentially, I can take the creatvie tension produced by ever single typo I have ever made ...and recompress the energy into this.
*Breathes out on her palm, watching words coelesce, cracking with cold and growing, warping, foming an ice whirlwind of words that grows rapidly into a storm of frozen shards, sheild and storm at the same time, engulfing the entire room. The Volcano starts spitting out shards of obsidian*

That's a lot of typos. I even made a couple of extra ones just for you. So... Care to go first, Eli? The British should have manners, you know. >:)

*still rather pissed off*
Ok, fine.
*uses sword shards to distract Scarab while using the sonic screwdriver to tie a string around Scarab*
Katon: Ryūka no Jutsu
*Burst of flame encases the Ice Queen*
HA!