The Coffee Room

[AMimsyBorogove]

Hey, is it just me, or is somebody getting left out here? If there's an explody deathmatch about to go down, then I want in.



Let's do this. Limiting Edict ~ Tsuki no Iwakasa's Curse!

*spawns fire knives and abruptly attacks Eli from behind, leaving trails of countless bouncy knives to go flying at everyone else while I do so.*

In the words of ZUN: to you, I give the FEAR OF ETERNAL LIFE!

*omnidirectional bouncing everything ensues*

[Sicon112]

*snaps fingers*

*knives blast away from him in a wave of fire*

Nice try. NEXT!

[Victin]

That's it. I was going to stay neutral here, but you just slandered my country by implying we play baseball.
Let's see how your ice likes my lava!lasers!

Dude be careful, there are BASEBALL FANS on this forum! Also, refer to my earlier comment about holding back Mimsy!
*Shoots back, craftng an ice wall that bends slightly in Eli's direction, warping the lava beams right back at her*
Ooh! Ooh Eli, look, we nearly did the BEAMS O' WAR! NEARLY! That is badass 8D

Right, I believe I promised something a little new. Were you aruond for the chatroom's creation of Eracha Consensus, Els? See, here's the maths: I've figured out that the coffeeroom is powered by the creative energy of tropes. And some clever person recently added Fountain of Memes to my tropes list.
Esssentially, I can take the creatvie tension produced by ever single typo I have ever made ...and recompress the energy into this.
*Breathes out on her palm, watching words coelesce, cracking with cold and growing, warping, foming an ice whirlwind of words that grows rapidly into a storm of frozen shards, sheild and storm at the same time, engulfing the entire room. The Volcano starts spitting out shards of obsidian*

That's a lot of typos. I even made a couple of extra ones just for you. So... Care to go first, Eli? The British should have manners, you know. >:)

*still rather pissed off*
Ok, fine.
*uses sword shards to distract Scarab while using the sonic screwdriver to tie a string around Scarab*
Katon: Ryūka no Jutsu
*Burst of flame encases the Ice Queen*
HA!

*uses Bob's body as a shield and attacks eli behind her back*
Star Cleaving Fire Shearing Bash Edged Smasher: Tenpa Jōsai

[Sicon112]

On second thought, since Mimsy is here, I think he has pyro covered. In that case, I choose MANIPULATION OF PHANTASMS!

*giant blue power aura*

[eli_gone_crazy]

Hey, is it just me, or is somebody getting left out here? If there's an explody deathmatch about to go down, then I want in.



Let's do this. Limiting Edict ~ Tsuki no Iwakasa's Curse!

*spawns fire knives and abruptly attacks Eli from behind, leaving trails of countless bouncy knives to go flying at everyone else while I do so.*

In the words of ZUN: to you, I give the FEAR OF ETERNAL LIFE!

*omnidirectional bouncing everything ensues*

*lasers shoot out towards Mimsy's eyes, blinding him*
yeah, fire knives... try something original next time?
Hyōton: Sōryū Bōfūsetsu
*uses Scarab's leftover ice to create a ice dragon tornado*

[Guyshane]

Hi I'm here for a minute just so I can nuke you all.

[Victin]

Hey, is it just me, or is somebody getting left out here? If there's an explody deathmatch about to go down, then I want in.



Let's do this. Limiting Edict ~ Tsuki no Iwakasa's Curse!

*spawns fire knives and abruptly attacks Eli from behind, leaving trails of countless bouncy knives to go flying at everyone else while I do so.*

In the words of ZUN: to you, I give the FEAR OF ETERNAL LIFE!

*omnidirectional bouncing everything ensues*

*lasers shoot out towards Mimsy's eyes, blinding him*
yeah, fire knives... try something original next time?
Hyōton: Sōryū Bōfūsetsu
*uses Scarab's leftover ice to create a ice dragon tornado*

Ice Dragon? So previsible...
Star Cleaving Fire Shearing Bash Edged Smasher: Tenpa Jōsai

[Scarab]

*still rather pissed off*
Ok, fine.
*uses sword shards to distract Scarab while using the sonic screwdriver to tie a string around Scarab*
Katon: Ryūka no Jutsu
*Burst of flame encases the Ice Queen*
HA!

*Temporarily starts suffocating due to tight string* Urgh, annoying much? Gaaah. Just give me a ...scond over here... *Falls over* Meep!

*snaps fingers*
*knives blast away from him in a wave of fire*
Nice try. NEXT!

Now... Sicon, we said MINIMAL reality... warping. If you really... must do that then at least... shoot her with pyrokinetics... afterwards.
*Takes advantage of the sudden appearance of FIRE to burn the string that's holding her away.*

Never been so glad to see Mimsy in my LIFE. *Turns back to Eli, and raises the Erecha Typhoon of Ice Around her* Freeze, baseball girl! *Forces the typhoon inwards to create a close body shield, like armour, and then outwards, directly towards Eli, shards of ice smashing off every available surface, mispselled words of ice pouring all over the floor, like sharpened ice shurikens.*

Well, they do say words win wars, I just didn't think MISSPELLED ones would help.

[AMimsyBorogove]

Heh. Fire and Ice? NO CONTESSSSSSSSSSST!

*flares wings of flame, scattering the lasers, ice, and everything else around self into a whirling storm of steam, out of which come flying countless gigantic phoenixes, targeting Scarab directly with omnidirectional flames.*

[Sicon112]

*lasers shoot out towards Mimsy's eyes, blinding him*
yeah, fire knives... try something original next time?
Hyōton: Sōryū Bōfūsetsu
*uses Scarab's leftover ice to create a ice dragon tornado*

*glowing blue Sicon appears in front of the dragon*

"Sigurd's Legend ~ Slaying of Fafnir"

*spawns a spectral blue sword and stabs it into the dragon's heart with an enormous explosion, killing it instantly*

[AMimsyBorogove]

Oh, great. Sicon's gone and started creating spellcards. Better pull out all the stops, then. FLAW OF FORGIVING SHRINE!

*hurls chainbouncing charms at Sicon, cornering him from all sides.*

Try using a legend to stop THIS!

[eli_gone_crazy]

*still rather pissed off*
Ok, fine.
*uses sword shards to distract Scarab while using the sonic screwdriver to tie a string around Scarab*
Katon: Ryūka no Jutsu
*Burst of flame encases the Ice Queen*
HA!

*Temporarily starts suffocating due to tight string* Urgh, annoying much? Gaaah. Just give me a ...scond over here... *Falls over* Meep!

*snaps fingers*
*knives blast away from him in a wave of fire*
Nice try. NEXT!

Now... Sicon, we said MINIMAL reality... warping. If you really... must do that then at least... shoot her with pyrokinetics... afterwards.
*Takes advantage of the sudden appearance of FIRE to burn the string that's holding her away.*

Never been so glad to see Mimsy in my LIFE. *Turns back to Eli, and raises the Erecha Typhoon of Ice Around her* Freeze, baseball girl! *Forces the typhoon inwards to create a close body shield, like armour, and then outwards, directly towards Eli, shards of ice smashing off every available surface, mispselled words of ice pouring all over the floor, like sharpened ice shurikens.*

Well, they do say words win wars, I just didn't think MISSPELLED ones would help.

Kage Bunshin no jutsu!
*multiple copies of Eli take the brunt of the attack, leaving only a few openings for the ice-word shurikens*
Mokuton: Shichūrō no Jutsu!
*traps Scarab in a wooden prison*

[Sicon112]

Oh, great. Sicon's gone and started creating spellcards. Better pull out all the stops, then. FLAW OF FORGIVING SHRINE!

*hurls chainbouncing charms at Sicon, cornering him from all sides.*

Try using a legend to stop THIS!

Sasaki Kojiro ~ Dimensional Refraction Blade!

*destroys every charm near him with infinitely fast simultaneous sword strikes*

Now you are gonna go down!

SLAYING OF THE HYDRA!

*Mimsy is bombarded from infinite directions by arrows that explode on contact*

[Guyshane]

Oh, great. Sicon's gone and started creating spellcards. Better pull out all the stops, then. FLAW OF FORGIVING SHRINE!

*hurls chainbouncing charms at Sicon, cornering him from all sides.*

Try using a legend to stop THIS!

Sasaki Kojiro ~ Dimensional Refraction Blade!

*destroys every charm near him with infinitely fast simultaneous sword strikes*

Now you are gonna go down!

SLAYING OF THE HYDRA!

*Mimsy is bombarded from infinite directions by arrows that explode on contact*

*Throws a shuriken at Sicon and hits him in the leg*

[Scarab]

Heh. Fire and Ice? NO CONTESSSSSSSSSSST!
*flares wings of flame, scattering the lasers, ice, and everything else around self into a whirling storm of steam, out of which come flying countless gigantic phoenixes, targeting Scarab directly with omnidirectional flames.*

Yeah thanks, but I've learned my lesson after last time *Doesn't try to dodge, just curls inwards, sheilding herself with as many layers of ice as she can, severa; pheonixes burst into fireworks as they hit. Others penetrate, it's not a perfect shield, but it's enough to keep her alive for long enoguh for her to take advantage of her newfound status.* That's the thing about memes, they're self replicating, extremely widespread, develop at an alarming pace... can be overpowered by the Erecha and turned into fragments of ice spell which I can then use to...

*Grabs the nearest pheonix by the neck and forces ice straight into it's core, watching as it's entire elemental attribute changes, warped by the power of the memes and the ice combined, and spreading the virus one to the other, turning hot flame ice cold.*

...Possess your phoenixes. Thanks for the fir- um, Ice power.

*Immediately bombards everyone in the entire freaking room with Ice Phoenix fire.... Except Sicon*

Throws a shuriken at Sicon and hits him in the leg

...Ya get points for effort, kid.

[Guyshane]

Wait for it Miss Scarab

[AMimsyBorogove]

Nice try, but two can play at that game! *explodes outward due to mana depletion just in time to escape the Herculean barrage*

POSSESSED BY PHOENIX!

*repossesses all phoenixes, turning them directly into auto-targeting danmaku spawning on everyone's head*

[Sicon112]

Oh, great. Sicon's gone and started creating spellcards. Better pull out all the stops, then. FLAW OF FORGIVING SHRINE!

*hurls chainbouncing charms at Sicon, cornering him from all sides.*

Try using a legend to stop THIS!

Sasaki Kojiro ~ Dimensional Refraction Blade!

*destroys every charm near him with infinitely fast simultaneous sword strikes*

Now you are gonna go down!

SLAYING OF THE HYDRA!

*Mimsy is bombarded from infinite directions by arrows that explode on contact*

*Throws a shuriken at Sicon and hits him in the leg*

Godmoding, but doesn't matter, since you hit my spectral copy that was doing all the fighting.

*glowing blue Sicon appears in front of the dragon*

See?

Now.... you get to die to!!! *Giant wave of blue, spectral fire* Death of a Capital! FIRE OF ROME!

[AMimsyBorogove]

*Gigantic flame-struggle ensues between phoenix flames and phantasms, resulting in a massive backlash effecting everyone in the room.*

I... AM... A PHOENIX! If you think you can burn me, even with a fire like this... YOU'RE MISTAKEN! ADMONITION OF ST. GERMAIN!

*respawns in a storm of fire, forming into a single gigantic phoenix and blasting forward at a tremendous speed, releasing storms of feathers as omnidirectional crimson laser beams.*

[Guyshane]

When did we stop godmoding in the coffee room

[Sicon112]

*Gigantic flame-struggle ensues between phoenix flames and phantasms, resulting in a massive backlash effecting everyone in the room.*

I... AM... A PHOENIX! If you think you can burn me, even with a fire like this... YOU'RE MISTAKEN! ADMONITION OF ST. GERMAIN!

*respawns in a storm of fire, forming into a single gigantic phoenix and blasting forward at a tremendous speed, releasing storms of feathers as omnidirectional crimson laser beams.*

Nice try, however...

ESCAPE FROM AREA 11! APPEARANCE OF 1000 ZEROS!

*Thousands of copies of him fill the room, making him impossible to trace and exploding as they are bombarded*

[AMimsyBorogove]

Oh, you've got to be...

ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*begins spamming ridiculous numbers of burning charms in all directions.*

[Guyshane]

*dodges everything with ninja skill*

[eli_gone_crazy]

*Gigantic flame-struggle ensues between phoenix flames and phantasms, resulting in a massive backlash effecting everyone in the room.*

I... AM... A PHOENIX! If you think you can burn me, even with a fire like this... YOU'RE MISTAKEN! ADMONITION OF ST. GERMAIN!

*respawns in a storm of fire, forming into a single gigantic phoenix and blasting forward at a tremendous speed, releasing storms of feathers as omnidirectional crimson laser beams.*

Nice try, however...

ESCAPE FROM AREA 11! APPEARANCE OF 1000 ZEROS!

*Thousands of copies of him fill the room, making him impossible to trace and exploding as they are bombarded*

*combines sword shards and sonic screwdriver to make the strangest weapon known to man*
A thingamajig!
*the thingamajig shoot lasers in every direction, and simultaneously heats up the surrounding air to a boil, leaving a small pocket of calm air to protect Eli*

[Scarab]

When did we stop godmoding in the coffee room

S-since it started... being too easy... for them to win. And that was boring.

*Slowly picks herself up, the ice on her skin cracked and melting in places, eyes hissing with a bright, blue light. She grabs a covneniently located glass of the green stuff and downs it, There are a few pheonix still scattered around the room, chargrilling everything in their path. Scarab targets them with bursts of explosive ice via the now somewhat battered Ice wand.* Lucky for me my potential for memes is pretty muchn unlimited... couldn't do half of this before. And all I have to di is keep typing just the way I usualy do.

*Stares at the several thousand Sicon's in the room*
One of you is enough...Uh... and that spell card doens't rapidly reduce your skill set with every replication you create does it? because if he just so happens to hit the REAL you out of sheer luck...

Okay, let's get a little more CREATVIE WITH THIS. Every written typo just ups the power ratio a little more. Doesn't even matter anymore if they're MY typoes, every one counts. And let's just say nobody around here has perfect spelling. *Creates orbital particle shield, perfectly hexagonal shards of ice creating a shield around her, then bursting outwards filling the room with blazing white light. The kind of light you see at the north pole in the middle of the endless summer.*