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AMimsyBorogove wrote:WAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT.

VICTIN IS RINNOSUKE?! How the hell did you get Kusanagi?!
...

Oh, screw it. Intense Radiation ~ High Tension Blade!

*spawns laser blade from arm cannon and dives through a storm of darkness and celestial danmaku, before stabbing directly at Victinnosuke's head*

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Really? You're trying to boil me alive now? I'm a PHOENIX! If you think you can kill me with something so simple as heat, then you've got a new thing coming. Still, you're doing well, Scarab, and I'm getting a little tired of sticking to a single reference I make over and over again, so I think instead of destroying you all right now with my Fujiyama Volcano, I'll change things up a bit...
*spawns a cape lined with a moving image of the universe, countless stars and galaxies spiraling about inside it, and sprouts jet black wings, a single, glowing red eye that's suspiciously similar to the Eye of Sauron appearing across chest.*
Let's see how you deal with something a little hotter than phoenix fire... these flames... ARE THAT OF A SUN!
*spawns gigantic arm cannon known as the Third Leg of Yatagarasu and opens fire*
EXPLOSION SIGN ~ PETA FLARE!
*massive rain of suns ensues, meeting the oncoming aurora blast in a massive storm of light and steam.*

AMimsyBorogove wrote:...

"Suicide Boy ~ Explosion-Style Heddo?" What the hell even IS that?

Nuclear Fusion ~ Uncontrollable Nuclear Reaction.

*drops five suns on Victin's head.*

AMimsyBorogove wrote:...
Okay, screw it. Scarab, I'm fully prepared for you to try to use the sun to beat me. Wanna know why? Because I just transformed into the Yatagarasu, the Three-Legged Crow who embodies the sun itself! On top of that, I'm powered by the three things more powerful that symbolism and typos here in this coffee room... TOUHOU PROJECT, SHOUT OUTS, AND NUKES! *cue power aura that would make DBZ protagonists jealous*
"Lord Yatagarasu, the Black Sun. Thank you for giving me your power. The sunlight that rains down on the Earth is a nuclear furnace that will create new atoms. My ultimate nuclear fusion will burn up every body, heart, ghost, and fairy!
TRY FREEZING PURE NUCLEAR ENERGY, LITTLE BEETLE. SUBTERRANEAN SUN.
*proceeds to transform into a sun, sucking in and absorbing everything that was just thrown at me and everyone in the room, before burning the world with nuclear flames and endless storms of danmaku.*

Are you quite done, Sicon? Only this room is, as I'm sure I've mentioned, fuelled by narrative, and I've still got about eight thousand years of it on you. The little beetle isn't just a concept from some videogame, it's a myth rooted in one of the most ancient civilisations in known history. People prayed to that god to keep the sun moving So technically the stronger your sun, the colder I get just because history and narrative convention demands that the balance exists. Something has to even things out.

All you've got is an overpowered bird, and I'm willing to bet it never actually symbolised, or was even just inspired by, something real. It never compelled an entire civilisation to piety, it never started wars, And even if it did... I doubt it'd be as old as the Egyptians. Doesn't even matter how much inspires the characters you're using, you're still going up against the power of a god. Not to mention my typos. Aaaand now you've made it boring again by making us both go god-tier Quality, dear. Not quantity.

So. Just this once...

Victin wrote:I exploded my head, dumbass.
Mimsy OP ~ One and One Hundred Zeroes: Years of Apocalypse in One Second

S_o_S wrote:I'm going to try that too!

Transform!

*becomes a piece of string*

... Beware my power?

Scarab wrote:

AMimsyBorogove wrote:...
Okay, screw it. Scarab, I'm fully prepared for you to try to use the sun to beat me. Wanna know why? Because I just transformed into the Yatagarasu, the Three-Legged Crow who embodies the sun itself! On top of that, I'm powered by the three things more powerful that symbolism and typos here in this coffee room... TOUHOU PROJECT, SHOUT OUTS, AND NUKES! *cue power aura that would make DBZ protagonists jealous*
"Lord Yatagarasu, the Black Sun. Thank you for giving me your power. The sunlight that rains down on the Earth is a nuclear furnace that will create new atoms. My ultimate nuclear fusion will burn up every body, heart, ghost, and fairy!
TRY FREEZING PURE NUCLEAR ENERGY, LITTLE BEETLE. SUBTERRANEAN SUN.
*proceeds to transform into a sun, sucking in and absorbing everything that was just thrown at me and everyone in the room, before burning the world with nuclear flames and endless storms of danmaku.*

*Watches the world burn with some surprise, and the coffee room has, once again, been obliterated, fragments of Sicon's power sparking around the room that his great grandchildren will probably feel burning.*

Are you quite done, Sicon? Only this room is, as I'm sure I've mentioned, fuelled by narrative, and I've still got about eight thousand years of it on you. The little beetle isn't just a concept from some videogame, it's a myth rooted in one of the most ancient civilisations in known history. People prayed to that god to keep the sun moving So technically the stronger your sun, the colder I get just because history and narrative convention demands that the balance exists. Something has to even things out.

All you've got is an overpowered bird, and I'm willing to bet it never actually symbolised, or was even just inspired by, something real. It never compelled an entire civilisation to piety, it never started wars, And even if it did... I doubt it'd be as old as the Egyptians. Doesn't even matter how much inspires the characters you're using, you're still going up against the power of a god. Not to mention my typos. Aaaand now you've made it boring again by making us both go god-tier Quality, dear. Not quantity.

So. Just this once... *Knocks what's left of the nuclear sun away with an outstretched hand, burning away pretty much all the ice encasing her figners, but that's it. Shakes her hand out painfully and calmly walks away.* Aaaand I think we're done here, right? Later folks.

Victin wrote:I exploded my head, dumbass.
Mimsy OP ~ One and One Hundred Zeroes: Years of Apocalypse in One Second

*...Ow. Picks Victin up with the hand that isn't still encased in ice, because that would be a kilelr brain freeze... well, if he still had a head. Pops him in the pillow fort and waits for reality to reset again.* You know, you've really got to give him points for effort, I mean I've never dared go for suicide as a gameplan. Kid's got pzass.

Now where's Eli? I owe her a drink.

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Hah. Don't be silly. The Yatagarasu was revered as a Sun God by... well, the entire ancient Asian world, actually, albeit under different names. Garuda, Yatagarasu... it doesn't matter, it's still the same myth. You may have a slightly older veneration on your side, but what I lack slightly in time, I make up for in quantity!
But, whatever. *reappears in a flash of nuclear flames, mysteriously having acquired a mug of Green Stuff* Since at this point it's just us nuking everything, two gods locked in an endless struggle, it is getting a bit boring, so I think I'll desist for now as well.

AMimsyBorogove wrote:No clue. I think it was just another typo. Thanks to that, however, I can redirect all damage done by Scarab's attack to you. And, since it's one of Scarab's typos, it's literally inescapable, since its effect proceeds its cause.
*Sicon = Gae Bolg'd*

AMimsyBorogove wrote:On another note, I really, really need to create a fight thread now. Give me a little while to iron a few things out, and I'll see about making one.

Victin wrote:*grows up 7 heads, and 3 long necks, which grows 4 heads*
CURSE YOU SoS!!!