The Coffee Room

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Why are you people duking it out here? There's supposed to be a fight thread for this soon! Show some self-restraint! I know it's unheard of here, but seriously!

[Scarab]

You use prisms *cough cough*
And an abandoned castle. In the artic circle? Sweet!
I GOT THA MASTER SWORD BACK!!!!! : D
*attacks with master sword* Gaaaaaah!!!!

Iknowright?Isn'titbadassohgodbettergetoutthewaygimmeachancetochargeupdamni-
*Dives out of the way of the sword. Lands in a surprisingly deep snowdrift.*

Why are you people duking it out here? There's supposed to be a fight thread for this soon! Show some self-restraint! I know it's unheard of here, but seriously!

*Spits out snow* Dude, how long have you BEEN here? The coffee room has ALWAYS been a location for duking it out. We're just having a little fun. Uh, and in the interests of fair play watch out for that giant snowball! *Scrambles out, starts climbing a covneniently located ladder on the side of the fortress* ASCEND! Hm... I should think about incorporating some Homestuck into my arsenal.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

You use prisms *cough cough*
And an abandoned castle. In the artic circle? Sweet!
I GOT THA MASTER SWORD BACK!!!!! : D
*attacks with master sword* Gaaaaaah!!!!

Iknowright?Isn'titbadassohgodbettergetoutthewaygimmeachancetochargeupdamni-
*Dives out of the way of the sword. Lands in a surprisingly deep snowdrift.*

Why are you people duking it out here? There's supposed to be a fight thread for this soon! Show some self-restraint! I know it's unheard of here, but seriously!

*Spits out snow* Dude, how long have you BEEN here? The coffee room has ALWAYS been a location for duking it out. We're just having a little fun. Uh, and in the interests of fair play watch out for that giant snowball! *Scrambles out, starts climbing a covneniently located ladder on the side of the fortress* ASCEND! Hm... I should think about incorporating some Homestuck into my arsenal.

*crawls out of snow, devoid of color* My apologies, ma'am. I simply was wishing for the impossible, organization in a thread created for chaos. I shall endeavor to keep myself far from this place.

[Scarab]

*crawls out of snow, devoid of color* My apologies, ma'am. I simply was wishing for the impossible, organization in a thread created for chaos. I shall endeavor to keep myself far from this place.

Too late for that, you're already here now, there ain't no getting out! Might as well enjoy it. Come on, let's go explore the fortress together while Eli hunts us down for an epic showdown *reaches out hand* Hurry, before she catches up!

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

<sigh> Fine. *pulls out mallet* Let's do this.

[Scarab]

<sigh> Fine. *pulls out mallet* Let's do this.

Hee! *grabs your hand and pulls him the rest of the way up the ladder* Last one to the top of the Ice Citadel has to buy rounds of green stuff when the fights over... prvided Eli doesn't kill us first, that is! *Freezes the pathway behind them, to try and impede Eli's progress a bit.*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

You're on! *mallet opens to reveal rocket launcher* Lack of proper logic, don't fail me now. *blasts at feet, sending him flying upwards* This had better work.

[S_o_S]

Yes...

I will call you Doofenshmirtz from now on, k?

Okay Vanessa. BTW, S_o_S is now Norm.

I guess I'm ok with this?

[Victin]

I will call you Doofenshmirtz from now on, k?

Okay Vanessa. BTW, S_o_S is now Norm.

I guess I'm ok with this?

Take this! *gives nuts for Norm*

[Victin]

Just getting an url.

[Victin]

Getting more URLs.

[Victin]

And a last one, for now, that is.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Did you just... visually abuse mitosis? I think?

[Victin]

Did you just... visually abuse mitosis? I think?

Now, character for the fight thread. It's fire. And come to the chat, Qara. Come to the chat... *creepily goes away*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Well, that made little to no sense.

[S_o_S]

Well, that made little to no sense.

... You're in the Coffee Room.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Yeah, I know. I just wanted to draw folks back to here. I hardly got to use my Ω-Mallet before everything started anew.

[Victin]

Yeah, I know. I just wanted to draw folks back to here. I hardly got to use my Ω-Mallet before everything started anew.

Where did you buy it? At Ω-Mall?

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

No. I had it custom-made. Why?

[Victin]

No. I had it custom-made. Why?

Wanted one too. It looks coll, being made of darkness and ichor, after all...

[Victin]

Does anyone know any one-thousand years old creature of any legend?

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

No. I had it custom-made. Why?

Wanted one too. It looks cool, being made of darkness and ichor, after all...

What mallet are you looking at? Mine's just a wooden mallet with a pocket dimension in the head. I have no idea where you saw darkness or the blood of gods on it.
I keep this thing clean, darn it!

[JRPictures]

Does anyone know any one-thousand years old creature of any legend?

No but I think there's one there in the corner by the jukebox.

Hmm I wonder if I can get a serving job here. Then I could give people more blue Stuff (C). Just for Fun

[Endless Sea]

I know of one that's six thousand years old. :D

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Sorry, all the creatures I know are at the same time older than time, and younger than my little brother.
And I don't have a brother.