The Coffee Room

[The Wild West Pyro]

And now we know. So, what do we do now?

Comment, of course.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Well, I enjoyed your description of the Coffee Room, as I had no idea that the fictionals were here. Thanks for the info!

[The Wild West Pyro]

Well, I enjoyed your description of the Coffee Room, as I had no idea that the fictionals were here. Thanks for the info!

I like to think that the fictionals are in the Coffee Room as well.

Also- there are bathrooms, rooms for the Metaguards, slightly more luxurious rooms for the fictionals, a huge armoury, a library, a game arcade, a cinema and tv room, a disco, a missile silo ( don't know where that came from.), a computer fixing room, a respawn room in the lounge, a basement, a lab, and, feel free to add anything else, since the log cabin can have rooms added. Just type in the room you want in the Apple 2 Computer which is part of the Coffee Machine that powers the cabin.

And where is this wonderful log cabin?

IN ANTARTICA OF COURSE. JUST NEAR THE SOUTH POLE AND ON THE GROUND ABOVE THE SUNKEN ATLANTIS.

[The Wild West Pyro]

ANNOUNCEMENT

THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN, HAS RECENTLY LOST HER HUSBAND, FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER, WHO IS ADAM'S COUSIN. HE FELL UNDER THE ICE AND IS NOW IN THE TEMPLE OF THE SUNKEN ATLANTIS. SHE'S SINGLE NOW, FEEL FREE TO DATE THE POOR, LONELY, GRIEVING WOMAN.

HERE IS A PICTURE OF WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE AT THE MOMENT. SHE RECENTLY HAD EYE SURGERY.

http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&secti ... n#/d37mjf6

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Well, I enjoyed your description of the Coffee Room, as I had no idea that the fictionals were here. Thanks for the info!

I like to think that the fictionals are in the Coffee Room as well.

Also- there are bathrooms, rooms for the Metaguards, slightly more luxurious rooms for the fictionals, a huge armoury, a library, a game arcade, a cinema and tv room, a disco, a missile silo ( don't know where that came from.), a computer fixing room, a respawn room in the lounge, a basement, a lab, and, feel free to add anything else, since the log cabin can have rooms added. Just type in the room you want in the Apple 2 Computer which is part of the Coffee Machine that powers the cabin.

And where is this wonderful log cabin?

IN ANTARTICA OF COURSE. JUST NEAR THE SOUTH POLE AND ON THE GROUND ABOVE THE SUNKEN ATLANTIS.

Wait, there's a cinema‽ *rushes off to see The Pirates! Band of Misfits! again*

[The Wild West Pyro]

ANNOUNCEMENT

THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN, HAS RECENTLY LOST HER HUSBAND, FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER, WHO IS ADAM'S COUSIN. HE FELL UNDER THE ICE AND IS NOW IN THE TEMPLE OF THE SUNKEN ATLANTIS. SHE'S SINGLE NOW, FEEL FREE TO DATE THE POOR, LONELY, GRIEVING WOMAN.

HERE IS A PICTURE OF WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE AT THE MOMENT. SHE RECENTLY HAD EYE SURGERY.

http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&secti ... n#/d37mjf6

SHE IS ALSO PREGNANT.

THAT'S THE ONLY CATCH.

[Victin]

The Metaguards are relaxing in their room, Drinking Green Stuff and eating apples to stay awake. Moriarty and Morgana are locked up in their Doom Fortress cell, where soft moaning is occasionally heard.

Don Juan is stuck in a padded cell. The Phantom is playing Gangnam Style on his portable organ in a birdcage high up on the ceiling, near a swinging chandelier. Lime Man is playing cards with the other guardians. Mr. A is flirting with Eli who is ignoring him.

Cheshire is taking a nap on the Persian carpet near the fireplace. Poirot is drinking hot chocolate, while Holmes sips his cocoa. The Witch is on lookout duty today, flying around the huge ten storey log cabin that is the outside of the shop. Gulliver and Silver are reading travel guides. Romeo and Juliet are quietly playing chess. Adam Frankenstein is writing his script for his play while drawing pig noses and glasses and moustaches on critics' faces in a copy of the Chicago Tribune. Peter Pan is studying a map of Never Land.

Then the door slams open.

Don Quixote hobbles in, and brushes the snow off his armour, which is simply the suit of armour from the Coffee Room Armoury. Then a gas masked wearing figure, with a Walther P99 in his leg holster and a Shotgun, as well as a red and black Crowbar strapped to his back, sets down his backpack and suitcase. Everyone stares.

Me: Hello Guys.

I'M BACK.


Quixote: And now, off to Holland.

Everyone: NONONONONOOOOOOO!

PYRO! YOU'RE BACK!
AND YOU SHOWED US YOUR FACE!

[The Wild West Pyro]

The Metaguards are relaxing in their room, Drinking Green Stuff and eating apples to stay awake. Moriarty and Morgana are locked up in their Doom Fortress cell, where soft moaning is occasionally heard.

Don Juan is stuck in a padded cell. The Phantom is playing Gangnam Style on his portable organ in a birdcage high up on the ceiling, near a swinging chandelier. Lime Man is playing cards with the other guardians. Mr. A is flirting with Eli who is ignoring him.

Cheshire is taking a nap on the Persian carpet near the fireplace. Poirot is drinking hot chocolate, while Holmes sips his cocoa. The Witch is on lookout duty today, flying around the huge ten storey log cabin that is the outside of the shop. Gulliver and Silver are reading travel guides. Romeo and Juliet are quietly playing chess. Adam Frankenstein is writing his script for his play while drawing pig noses and glasses and moustaches on critics' faces in a copy of the Chicago Tribune. Peter Pan is studying a map of Never Land.

Then the door slams open.

Don Quixote hobbles in, and brushes the snow off his armour, which is simply the suit of armour from the Coffee Room Armoury. Then a gas masked wearing figure, with a Walther P99 in his leg holster and a Shotgun, as well as a red and black Crowbar strapped to his back, sets down his backpack and suitcase. Everyone stares.

Me: Hello Guys.

I'M BACK.


Quixote: And now, off to Holland.

Everyone: NONONONONOOOOOOO!

PYRO! YOU'RE BACK!
AND YOU SHOWED US YOUR FACE!

I won't need this anymore.

( Tosses gas mask into wastebasket)

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

*returns from movie* Wow. That was something. And I'm referring to both Pyro throwing away the mask, not the movie. The movie was good, though.

[The Wild West Pyro]

*returns from movie* Wow. That was something. And I'm referring to both Pyro throwing away the mask, not the movie. The movie was good, though.

Right, back to business.

WHO WANTS TO DATE THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN?

[eli_gone_crazy]

Victin!!! Hai!!!

[Scarab]

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Promise me that you won't use it on Facebook. OK?

...D'aww! Pyro, you're ADORABLE XD I could hug you!

WHO WANTS TO DATE THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN?

Well I'm not sure if we have time for dati... wait, what?

[Victin]

Victin!!! Hai!!!

Hai!!! Vanessa!!!

[Endless Sea]

...I'm guessing you guys didn't see my post, did you?

[Scarab]

...I'm guessing you guys didn't see my post, did you?

Guess not. Refresh our brains, please, dear?

[Victin]

...I'm guessing you guys didn't see my post, did you?

Guess not. Refresh our brains, please, dear?

...I thought that when we used the term "coffee room", it was only a metaphor- to clarify, the area this topic details transcended any boundaries, physical or otherwise. We had a universe and beyond to muck around in, and, logic and sanity be damned, we were going to do it. To think that the coffee room is, indeed, a literal room... How depressing. And constraining, for that matter.

Then again, maybe I'm just missing the point. Eh, whatever. If not, well, I have a remedy for that. Vaon?

*Vaon removes the strong and weak nuclear forces from the atoms comprising the coffee room's walls*

^^ There we go.

[Scarab]

...I thought that when we used the term "coffee room", it was only a metaphor- to clarify, the area this topic details transcended any boundaries, physical or otherwise. We had a universe and beyond to muck around in, and, logic and sanity be damned, we were going to do it. To think that the coffee room is, indeed, a literal room... How depressing. And constraining, for that matter.
Then again, maybe I'm just missing the point. Eh, whatever. If not, well, I have a remedy for that. Vaon?
*Vaon removes the strong and weak nuclear forces from the atoms comprising the coffee room's walls*

Oh thaaaat. No, it IS a coffee room, there are a number of coffee machiens and a bar over there. There were stools and tables, but they kinds got boliterated several times and it was a total pain trying to put them back afterwards, so we gave up trying. There's astill a couch though... somewhere.

It's just a transcendental coffee room You'd have to ask Xana about the details.

[Guyshane]

We also have drinks here. For example this: *holds up pot full of liquid* My latest invention! It is a coffee that I absoulutly garuntee will most certainly not make you exploded like a small tactical nuclear device. Honest.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

We also have drinks here. For example this: *holds up pot full of liquid* My latest invention! It is a coffee that I absoulutly garuntee will most certainly not make you exploded like a small tactical nuclear device. Honest.

You could have that, or you could have a cup of hot cocoa with gingerbread. It's perfectly normal.

[Scarab]

We also have drinks here. For example this: *holds up pot full of liquid* My latest invention! It is a coffee that I absoulutly garuntee will most certainly not make you exploded like a small tactical nuclear device. Honest.

You could have that, or you could have a cup of hot cocoa with gingerbread. It's perfectly normal.

Ooh, gingerbread cocoa! I feel as if I wait my whole life for that to show up in coffee shops every christmas ;_;

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

We also have drinks here. For example this: *holds up pot full of liquid* My latest invention! It is a coffee that I absoulutly garuntee will most certainly not make you exploded like a small tactical nuclear device. Honest.

You could have that, or you could have a cup of hot cocoa with gingerbread. It's perfectly normal.

Ooh, gingerbread cocoa! I feel as if I wait my whole life for that to show up in coffee shops every christmas ;_;

Here. Have one. *attaches a spigot to mallet and pours a cup of gingerbread cocoa*

[Endless Sea]

We also have drinks here. For example this: *holds up pot full of liquid* My latest invention! It is a coffee that I absoulutly garuntee will most certainly not make you exploded like a small tactical nuclear device. Honest.

Finally! I've been looking forever for one of those!

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

We also have drinks here. For example this: *holds up pot full of liquid* My latest invention! It is a coffee that I absoulutly garuntee will most certainly not make you exploded like a small tactical nuclear device. Honest.

*takes some*

Hey guys, look! I made nuclear lasers!!!

...wait, that means I shouldn't use them, right? *shrugs*

[Guyshane]

We also have drinks here. For example this: *holds up pot full of liquid* My latest invention! It is a coffee that I absoulutly garuntee will most certainly not make you exploded like a small tactical nuclear device. Honest.

*takes some*

Hey guys, look! I made nuclear lasers!!!

...wait, that means I shouldn't use them, right? *shrugs*

Eh. its whatever, not like any of us will stay dead anyway

[Scarab]

We also have drinks here. For example this: *holds up pot full of liquid* My latest invention! It is a coffee that I absoulutly garuntee will most certainly not make you exploded like a small tactical nuclear device. Honest.

*Thrusts out a hand* Gimme some of that stuff.