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Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:And now we know. So, what do we do now?

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:Well, I enjoyed your description of the Coffee Room, as I had no idea that the fictionals were here. Thanks for the info!

The Wild West Pyro wrote:

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:Well, I enjoyed your description of the Coffee Room, as I had no idea that the fictionals were here. Thanks for the info!

I like to think that the fictionals are in the Coffee Room as well.

Also- there are bathrooms, rooms for the Metaguards, slightly more luxurious rooms for the fictionals, a huge armoury, a library, a game arcade, a cinema and tv room, a disco, a missile silo ( don't know where that came from.), a computer fixing room, a respawn room in the lounge, a basement, a lab, and, feel free to add anything else, since the log cabin can have rooms added. Just type in the room you want in the Apple 2 Computer which is part of the Coffee Machine that powers the cabin.

And where is this wonderful log cabin?

IN ANTARTICA OF COURSE. JUST NEAR THE SOUTH POLE AND ON THE GROUND ABOVE THE SUNKEN ATLANTIS.

The Wild West Pyro wrote:ANNOUNCEMENT

THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN, HAS RECENTLY LOST HER HUSBAND, FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER, WHO IS ADAM'S COUSIN. HE FELL UNDER THE ICE AND IS NOW IN THE TEMPLE OF THE SUNKEN ATLANTIS. SHE'S SINGLE NOW, FEEL FREE TO DATE THE POOR, LONELY, GRIEVING WOMAN.

HERE IS A PICTURE OF WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE AT THE MOMENT. SHE RECENTLY HAD EYE SURGERY.

http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&secti ... n#/d37mjf6

The Wild West Pyro wrote:The Metaguards are relaxing in their room, Drinking Green Stuff and eating apples to stay awake. Moriarty and Morgana are locked up in their Doom Fortress cell, where soft moaning is occasionally heard.

Don Juan is stuck in a padded cell. The Phantom is playing Gangnam Style on his portable organ in a birdcage high up on the ceiling, near a swinging chandelier. Lime Man is playing cards with the other guardians. Mr. A is flirting with Eli who is ignoring him.

Cheshire is taking a nap on the Persian carpet near the fireplace. Poirot is drinking hot chocolate, while Holmes sips his cocoa. The Witch is on lookout duty today, flying around the huge ten storey log cabin that is the outside of the shop. Gulliver and Silver are reading travel guides. Romeo and Juliet are quietly playing chess. Adam Frankenstein is writing his script for his play while drawing pig noses and glasses and moustaches on critics' faces in a copy of the Chicago Tribune. Peter Pan is studying a map of Never Land.

Then the door slams open.

Don Quixote hobbles in, and brushes the snow off his armour, which is simply the suit of armour from the Coffee Room Armoury. Then a gas masked wearing figure, with a Walther P99 in his leg holster and a Shotgun, as well as a red and black Crowbar strapped to his back, sets down his backpack and suitcase. Everyone stares.

Me: Hello Guys.

I'M BACK.


Quixote: And now, off to Holland.

Everyone: NONONONONOOOOOOO!

Victin wrote:

The Wild West Pyro wrote:The Metaguards are relaxing in their room, Drinking Green Stuff and eating apples to stay awake. Moriarty and Morgana are locked up in their Doom Fortress cell, where soft moaning is occasionally heard.

Don Juan is stuck in a padded cell. The Phantom is playing Gangnam Style on his portable organ in a birdcage high up on the ceiling, near a swinging chandelier. Lime Man is playing cards with the other guardians. Mr. A is flirting with Eli who is ignoring him.

Cheshire is taking a nap on the Persian carpet near the fireplace. Poirot is drinking hot chocolate, while Holmes sips his cocoa. The Witch is on lookout duty today, flying around the huge ten storey log cabin that is the outside of the shop. Gulliver and Silver are reading travel guides. Romeo and Juliet are quietly playing chess. Adam Frankenstein is writing his script for his play while drawing pig noses and glasses and moustaches on critics' faces in a copy of the Chicago Tribune. Peter Pan is studying a map of Never Land.

Then the door slams open.

Don Quixote hobbles in, and brushes the snow off his armour, which is simply the suit of armour from the Coffee Room Armoury. Then a gas masked wearing figure, with a Walther P99 in his leg holster and a Shotgun, as well as a red and black Crowbar strapped to his back, sets down his backpack and suitcase. Everyone stares.

Me: Hello Guys.

I'M BACK.


Quixote: And now, off to Holland.

Everyone: NONONONONOOOOOOO!

PYRO! YOU'RE BACK!
AND YOU SHOWED US YOUR FACE!

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:*returns from movie* Wow. That was something. And I'm referring to both Pyro throwing away the mask, not the movie. The movie was good, though.

The Wild West Pyro wrote:

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Promise me that you won't use it on Facebook. OK?

The Wild West Pyro wrote:WHO WANTS TO DATE THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN?

eli_gone_crazy wrote:Victin!!! Hai!!!

Endless Sea wrote:...I'm guessing you guys didn't see my post, did you?

Scarab wrote:

Endless Sea wrote:...I'm guessing you guys didn't see my post, did you?

Guess not. Refresh our brains, please, dear?

Endless Sea wrote:...I thought that when we used the term "coffee room", it was only a metaphor- to clarify, the area this topic details transcended any boundaries, physical or otherwise. We had a universe and beyond to muck around in, and, logic and sanity be damned, we were going to do it. To think that the coffee room is, indeed, a literal room... How depressing. And constraining, for that matter.

Then again, maybe I'm just missing the point. Eh, whatever. If not, well, I have a remedy for that. Vaon?

*Vaon removes the strong and weak nuclear forces from the atoms comprising the coffee room's walls*

^^ There we go.

Endless Sea wrote:...I thought that when we used the term "coffee room", it was only a metaphor- to clarify, the area this topic details transcended any boundaries, physical or otherwise. We had a universe and beyond to muck around in, and, logic and sanity be damned, we were going to do it. To think that the coffee room is, indeed, a literal room... How depressing. And constraining, for that matter.
Then again, maybe I'm just missing the point. Eh, whatever. If not, well, I have a remedy for that. Vaon?
*Vaon removes the strong and weak nuclear forces from the atoms comprising the coffee room's walls*

Guyshane wrote:We also have drinks here. For example this: *holds up pot full of liquid* My latest invention! It is a coffee that I absoulutly garuntee will most certainly not make you exploded like a small tactical nuclear device. Honest.

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:

Guyshane wrote:We also have drinks here. For example this: *holds up pot full of liquid* My latest invention! It is a coffee that I absoulutly garuntee will most certainly not make you exploded like a small tactical nuclear device. Honest.

You could have that, or you could have a cup of hot cocoa with gingerbread. It's perfectly normal.

Scarab wrote:

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:

Guyshane wrote:We also have drinks here. For example this: *holds up pot full of liquid* My latest invention! It is a coffee that I absoulutly garuntee will most certainly not make you exploded like a small tactical nuclear device. Honest.

You could have that, or you could have a cup of hot cocoa with gingerbread. It's perfectly normal.

Ooh, gingerbread cocoa! I feel as if I wait my whole life for that to show up in coffee shops every christmas ;_;

Guyshane wrote:We also have drinks here. For example this: *holds up pot full of liquid* My latest invention! It is a coffee that I absoulutly garuntee will most certainly not make you exploded like a small tactical nuclear device. Honest.

Guyshane wrote:We also have drinks here. For example this: *holds up pot full of liquid* My latest invention! It is a coffee that I absoulutly garuntee will most certainly not make you exploded like a small tactical nuclear device. Honest.

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:

Guyshane wrote:We also have drinks here. For example this: *holds up pot full of liquid* My latest invention! It is a coffee that I absoulutly garuntee will most certainly not make you exploded like a small tactical nuclear device. Honest.

*takes some*

Hey guys, look! I made nuclear lasers!!!

...wait, that means I shouldn't use them, right? *shrugs*

Guyshane wrote:We also have drinks here. For example this: *holds up pot full of liquid* My latest invention! It is a coffee that I absoulutly garuntee will most certainly not make you exploded like a small tactical nuclear device. Honest.