The Coffee Room

[Guyshane]

We also have drinks here. For example this: *holds up pot full of liquid* My latest invention! It is a coffee that I absoulutly garuntee will most certainly not make you exploded like a small tactical nuclear device. Honest.

*Thrusts out a hand* Gimme some of that stuff.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA EXCELLENT!!!!!! coughcoughcough...I mean yes of course, gladly

[Scarab]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA EXCELLENT!!!!!! coughcoughcough...I mean yes of course, gladly

Thanks.

*Downs the whole thing in one go*

...

*wanders away, plays some pool, comes back*

Yeah, I think that one was a dud , can I get another?

[Guyshane]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA EXCELLENT!!!!!! coughcoughcough...I mean yes of course, gladly

Thanks.

*Downs the whole thing in one go*

...

*wanders away, plays some pool, comes back*

Yeah, I think that one was a dud , can I get another?

*looks up* yea...no i'm still working on it give me a few more posts *Starts zapping nuke-coffee with bizarre energy*

[The Wild West Pyro]

ANNOUNCEMENT

THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN, HAS RECENTLY LOST HER HUSBAND, FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER, WHO IS ADAM'S COUSIN. HE FELL UNDER THE ICE AND IS NOW IN THE TEMPLE OF THE SUNKEN ATLANTIS. SHE'S SINGLE NOW, FEEL FREE TO DATE THE POOR, LONELY, GRIEVING WOMAN.

HERE IS A PICTURE OF WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE AT THE MOMENT. SHE RECENTLY HAD EYE SURGERY.

http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&secti ... n#/d37mjf6

FEEL FREE, MALES, TO DATE HER.

[The Wild West Pyro]

The Metaguards are relaxing in their room, Drinking Green Stuff and eating apples to stay awake. Moriarty and Morgana are locked up in their Doom Fortress cell, where soft moaning is occasionally heard.

Don Juan is stuck in a padded cell. The Phantom is playing Gangnam Style on his portable organ in a birdcage high up on the ceiling, near a swinging chandelier. Lime Man is playing cards with the other guardians. Mr. A is flirting with Eli who is ignoring him.

Cheshire is taking a nap on the Persian carpet near the fireplace. Poirot is drinking hot chocolate, while Holmes sips his cocoa. The Witch is on lookout duty today, flying around the huge ten storey log cabin that is the outside of the shop. Gulliver and Silver are reading travel guides. Romeo and Juliet are quietly playing chess. Adam Frankenstein is writing his script for his play while drawing pig noses and glasses and moustaches on critics' faces in a copy of the Chicago Tribune. Peter Pan is studying a map of Never Land.

Then the door slams open.

Don Quixote hobbles in, and brushes the snow off his armour, which is simply the suit of armour from the Coffee Room Armoury. Then a gas masked wearing figure, with a Walther P99 in his leg holster and a Shotgun, as well as a red and black Crowbar strapped to his back, sets down his backpack and suitcase. Everyone stares.

Me: Hello Guys.

I'M BACK.


Quixote: And now, having escorted this young Fire Wizard back to the castle, I shall now go off to Holland to do a great service for them- by fighting one of my oldest enemies- THE FOUR ARMED GIANTS WHO TAKE THE FORM OF WINDMILLS!

Everyone: NONONONONONONOOOOOO!

(Also- in the Coffee Room there are bathrooms, rooms for the Metaguards, slightly more luxurious rooms for the fictionals, a huge armoury, a library, a game arcade, a cinema and tv room, a disco, a missile silo ( don't know where that came from.), a computer fixing room, a respawn room in the lounge, a basement, a dating room, a lab, and, feel free to add anything else, since the log cabin can have rooms added. Just type in the room you want in the Apple 2 Computer which is part of the Coffee Machine that powers the cabin.

And where is this wonderful log cabin?

IN ANTARTICA OF COURSE. JUST NEAR THE SOUTH POLE AND ON THE GROUND ABOVE THE SUNKEN ATLANTIS.

CAN THIS BE THE OFFICIAL DESCRIPTION OF THE COFFEE ROOM, LORDXANA?

[JRPictures]

The Metaguards are relaxing in their room, Drinking Green Stuff and eating apples to stay awake. Moriarty and Morgana are locked up in their Doom Fortress cell, where soft moaning is occasionally heard.

Don Juan is stuck in a padded cell. The Phantom is playing Gangnam Style on his portable organ in a birdcage high up on the ceiling, near a swinging chandelier. Lime Man is playing cards with the other guardians. Mr. A is flirting with Eli who is ignoring him.

Cheshire is taking a nap on the Persian carpet near the fireplace. Poirot is drinking hot chocolate, while Holmes sips his cocoa. The Witch is on lookout duty today, flying around the huge ten storey log cabin that is the outside of the shop. Gulliver and Silver are reading travel guides. Romeo and Juliet are quietly playing chess. Adam Frankenstein is writing his script for his play while drawing pig noses and glasses and moustaches on critics' faces in a copy of the Chicago Tribune. Peter Pan is studying a map of Never Land.

Then the door slams open.

Don Quixote hobbles in, and brushes the snow off his armour, which is simply the suit of armour from the Coffee Room Armoury. Then a gas masked wearing figure, with a Walther P99 in his leg holster and a Shotgun, as well as a red and black Crowbar strapped to his back, sets down his backpack and suitcase. Everyone stares.

Me: Hello Guys.

I'M BACK.


Quixote: And now, having escorted this young Fire Wizard back to the castle, I shall now go off to Holland to do a great service for them- by fighting one of my oldest enemies- THE FOUR ARMED GIANTS WHO TAKE THE FORM OF WINDMILLS!

Everyone: NONONONONONONOOOOOO!

(Also- in the Coffee Room there are bathrooms, rooms for the Metaguards, slightly more luxurious rooms for the fictionals, a huge armoury, a library, a game arcade, a cinema and tv room, a disco, a missile silo ( don't know where that came from.), a computer fixing room, a respawn room in the lounge, a basement, a dating room, a lab, and, feel free to add anything else, since the log cabin can have rooms added. Just type in the room you want in the Apple 2 Computer which is part of the Coffee Machine that powers the cabin.

And where is this wonderful log cabin?

IN ANTARTICA OF COURSE. JUST NEAR THE SOUTH POLE AND ON THE GROUND ABOVE THE SUNKEN ATLANTIS.

CAN THIS BE THE OFFICIAL DESCRIPTION OF THE COFFEE ROOM, LORDXANA?

Pyro, you are coming across to me as a bit too desperate and wanting too much attention. Mind if you dial it down?

Anyways *drinks Blue Stuff (C)*

[The Wild West Pyro]

The Metaguards are relaxing in their room, Drinking Green Stuff and eating apples to stay awake. Moriarty and Morgana are locked up in their Doom Fortress cell, where soft moaning is occasionally heard.

Don Juan is stuck in a padded cell. The Phantom is playing Gangnam Style on his portable organ in a birdcage high up on the ceiling, near a swinging chandelier. Lime Man is playing cards with the other guardians. Mr. A is flirting with Eli who is ignoring him.

Cheshire is taking a nap on the Persian carpet near the fireplace. Poirot is drinking hot chocolate, while Holmes sips his cocoa. The Witch is on lookout duty today, flying around the huge ten storey log cabin that is the outside of the shop. Gulliver and Silver are reading travel guides. Romeo and Juliet are quietly playing chess. Adam Frankenstein is writing his script for his play while drawing pig noses and glasses and moustaches on critics' faces in a copy of the Chicago Tribune. Peter Pan is studying a map of Never Land.

Then the door slams open.

Don Quixote hobbles in, and brushes the snow off his armour, which is simply the suit of armour from the Coffee Room Armoury. Then a gas masked wearing figure, with a Walther P99 in his leg holster and a Shotgun, as well as a red and black Crowbar strapped to his back, sets down his backpack and suitcase. Everyone stares.

Me: Hello Guys.

I'M BACK.


Quixote: And now, having escorted this young Fire Wizard back to the castle, I shall now go off to Holland to do a great service for them- by fighting one of my oldest enemies- THE FOUR ARMED GIANTS WHO TAKE THE FORM OF WINDMILLS!

Everyone: NONONONONONONOOOOOO!

(Also- in the Coffee Room there are bathrooms, rooms for the Metaguards, slightly more luxurious rooms for the fictionals, a huge armoury, a library, a game arcade, a cinema and tv room, a disco, a missile silo ( don't know where that came from.), a computer fixing room, a respawn room in the lounge, a basement, a dating room, a lab, and, feel free to add anything else, since the log cabin can have rooms added. Just type in the room you want in the Apple 2 Computer which is part of the Coffee Machine that powers the cabin.

And where is this wonderful log cabin?

IN ANTARTICA OF COURSE. JUST NEAR THE SOUTH POLE AND ON THE GROUND ABOVE THE SUNKEN ATLANTIS.

CAN THIS BE THE OFFICIAL DESCRIPTION OF THE COFFEE ROOM, LORDXANA?

Pyro, you are coming across to me as a bit too desperate and wanting too much attention. Mind if you dial it down?

Anyways *drinks Blue Stuff (C)*

OK.

( Turns off transistor radio and megaphone.)

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

It's sad that most people choose the nuclear coffee over the gingerbread hot chocolate.

[Sicon112]

It's sad that most people choose the nuclear coffee over the gingerbread hot chocolate.

That probably because it gets its gingerbread flavor from refined shoggoth.

[Guyshane]

It's sad that most people choose the nuclear coffee over the gingerbread hot chocolate.

Don't worry about it dude, its not like the nuke coffee works...yet
*picks up a suitcase nuke and a beaker of the Green Stuff (TM) *
Science!

[The Wild West Pyro]

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Promise me that you won't use it on Facebook. OK?

...D'aww! Pyro, you're ADORABLE XD I could hug you!

WHO WANTS TO DATE THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN?

Well I'm not sure if we have time for dati... wait, what?

Feel free to glomp me.

( Puts on Kevlar)

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

It's sad that most people choose the nuclear coffee over the gingerbread hot chocolate.

That probably because it gets its gingerbread flavor from refined shoggoth.

WHAT‽ I am insulted, sir! The gingerbread flavor is just crushed gingerbread sprinkled on it!
I try to be nice to you folks, and what do I get? You insult my hot chocolate by claiming that it is peppered with Eldritch Abomination crumbs!

[Scarab]

Feel free to glomp me.
( Puts on Kevlar)

EEEEEEEE! *GLOMPS YOU ALMOST TO THE POINT OF PUNCTURING KEVLAR*

That probably because it gets its gingerbread flavor from refined shoggoth.

...Wait, isn't ALL gingerbread flavor from refined shoggoth? I thought that was kinda just what it was.

[BL4CK0U7_117]

Would somebody point me to where I can find the famous Green Stuff? I have found everything except it so far.

[Victin]

Would somebody point me to where I can find the famous Green Stuff? I have found everything except it so far.

Uh... run
I mean, may I try to sell to you something? here's a list of things I sell:
List of current ingredients things I sell:
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- Flesh-eating laserjuice
- Shark-infused laserjuice
- Artificially Intelligent laserjuice
- Corrosive laserjuice
- Infrared laserjuice
- Frozen Green Stuff Cake
- Rainbow Stuff
- Zombie Fishmonster
- Bob, the Dragon
- Limes
- Pennies (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000100)
- Shapeshifting potion
- A dead Ctulthu (Used 1 time)
- ??? (Grin Stuff (TM) + Lollipop +Shapeshifting potion + Dead Ctulthu)
- Invibility Potion
- Hot Chocolate
- Horrible Thing
- Virus #0080FF
- Eli's sanity There's nothing to see here

Master Scientist: Victin (also a Reality Hacker), his assistant being Miss Eli Vanessa, my dearmost daughter
Current Test Subject: S_o_S

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Victin, if you'd like, I can supply you with an infinite amount of gingerbread hot chocolate.

[BL4CK0U7_117]

I'll have some Green Stuff, how much? *pulls wallet out*

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

I'll have some Green Stuff, how much? *pulls wallet out*

You have to pay either in sharks, measured by the cubic foot, or in human suffering (by tormenting/killing your fellow Coffee room inhabitants). Don't worry, we all respawn! ...eventually.

Also, welcome, Jake!

[The Wild West Pyro]

Feel free to glomp me.
( Puts on Kevlar)

EEEEEEEE! *GLOMPS YOU ALMOST TO THE POINT OF PUNCTURING KEVLAR*

That probably because it gets its gingerbread flavor from refined shoggoth.

...Wait, isn't ALL gingerbread flavor from refined shoggoth? I thought that was kinda just what it was.

THAT'S ENOUGH, I NEED AIR NOW! AHHACKHACKCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH

[Scarab]

Would somebody point me to where I can find the famous Green Stuff? I have found everything except it so far.

I dunno I mean my strategy is just to hold out a hand in a random direction and flail it about like so... *flails hand, brings it back holding two cups of green stuff by the rims, hands one to Blackout* ...and there we are

You're new in this joint, aren't you?

[BL4CK0U7_117]

Would somebody point me to where I can find the famous Green Stuff? I have found everything except it so far.

I dunno I mean my strategy is just to hold out a hand in a random direction and flail it about like so... *flails hand, brings it back holding two cups of green stuff by the rims, hands one to Blackout* ...and there we are

You're new in this joint, aren't you?

New is a matter of opinion and the time of which I was new and am not. So to sum up the endless calculations right now: yup, I'm new. *takes the cup* Thanks.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Would somebody point me to where I can find the famous Green Stuff? I have found everything except it so far.

I dunno I mean my strategy is just to hold out a hand in a random direction and flail it about like so... *flails hand, brings it back holding two cups of green stuff by the rims, hands one to Blackout* ...and there we are

You're new in this joint, aren't you?

New is a matter of opinion and the time of which I was new and am not. So to sum up the endless calculations right now: yup, I'm new. *takes the cup* Thanks.

In that case, welcome, BL4CK0U7_117, and I am so, so sorry for you.

[Scarab]

New is a matter of opinion and the time of which I was new and am not. So to sum up the endless calculations right now: yup, I'm new. *takes the cup* Thanks.

Yeeah that, and the fact your name was the last one to pop up in the list of new members at the bottom of the forum page.

In that case, welcome, BL4CK0U7_117, and I am so, so sorry for you.

Aw don't worry Gen, he's fine. we'll look out for the new guy. Looked out for YOU didn't we? *Freezes two blocks of ice from the moisture in the air and drops them into the glasses. They promptly explode*

Uh... yeah, I forgot Green stuff does that to ice. *Swigs*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

I see your point. *drinks mug of hot chocolate*

[The Wild West Pyro]

( Comes in with two black eyes.)

Dammit.

I went to M and M's doom fortress cell and told them about refictionalizing adam.

Moriarty responded by blacking both my eyes. Morgana responded by healing them a bit while saying something about paying me 200, 000,000,000 dollars. In cash.

I refused.

Two minutes later I had this weird star thing on my hand. And I had been thrown back into the Coffee Room.

When I told Erik, though, he seemed to be very interested. Hmmm.....

Sicon, do you have any doom fortress locks for the birdcage up on the ceiling near the chandelier?