The Coffee Room

[Sicon112]

It's sad that most people choose the nuclear coffee over the gingerbread hot chocolate.

That probably because it gets its gingerbread flavor from refined shoggoth.

WHAT‽ I am insulted, sir! The gingerbread flavor is just crushed gingerbread sprinkled on it!
I try to be nice to you folks, and what do I get? You insult my hot chocolate by claiming that it is peppered with Eldritch Abomination crumbs!

Yeah.... I sort of... replaced some of your ingredients....

>.>

<.<

Oops.

[The Wild West Pyro]

( Comes in with two black eyes.)

Dammit.

I went to M and M's doom fortress cell and told them about refictionalizing adam.

Moriarty responded by blacking both my eyes. Morgana responded by healing them a bit while saying something about paying me 200, 000,000,000 dollars. In cash.

I refused.

Two minutes later I had this weird star thing on my hand. And I had been thrown back into the Coffee Room.

When I told Erik, though, he seemed to be very interested. Hmmm.....

Sicon, do you have any doom fortress locks for the birdcage up on the ceiling near the chandelier?

Sicon?

[Sicon112]

( Comes in with two black eyes.)

Dammit.

I went to M and M's doom fortress cell and told them about refictionalizing adam.

Moriarty responded by blacking both my eyes. Morgana responded by healing them a bit while saying something about paying me 200, 000,000,000 dollars. In cash.

I refused.

Two minutes later I had this weird star thing on my hand. And I had been thrown back into the Coffee Room.

When I told Erik, though, he seemed to be very interested. Hmmm.....

Sicon, do you have any doom fortress locks for the birdcage up on the ceiling near the chandelier?

Sicon?

No, that's boring. Instead, how about I just press this convenient button and awaken the Worm of World's End to start eating things?

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

No, that's boring. Instead, how about I just press this convenient button and awaken the Worm of World's End to start eating things?

Ooh, a Worm of World's End? How exciting!

*comes closer to look*

Oops.
Um, guys? I think I just turned the Worm into a laser-powered energy being. Is... is this a bad thing?

[The Wild West Pyro]

No, that's boring. Instead, how about I just press this convenient button and awaken the Worm of World's End to start eating things?

Ooh, a Worm of World's End? How exciting!

*comes closer to look*

Oops.
Um, guys? I think I just turned the Worm into a laser-powered energy being. Is... is this a bad thing?

Well, could you release it on M and M there, they're trying to pick the lock of their cell.

[Sicon112]

No, that's boring. Instead, how about I just press this convenient button and awaken the Worm of World's End to start eating things?

Ooh, a Worm of World's End? How exciting!

*comes closer to look*

Oops.
Um, guys? I think I just turned the Worm into a laser-powered energy being. Is... is this a bad thing?

Well, it eats stars for sustenance, so yeah, I think that may be a bad thing. Enjoy!

[The Wild West Pyro]

No, that's boring. Instead, how about I just press this convenient button and awaken the Worm of World's End to start eating things?

Ooh, a Worm of World's End? How exciting!

*comes closer to look*

Oops.
Um, guys? I think I just turned the Worm into a laser-powered energy being. Is... is this a bad thing?

Well, could you release it on M and M there, they're trying to pick the lock of their cell.

This isn't good, they're escaping.

Oh good.

Holmes is getting up from his chair and chasing them with his riding crop.

And- erm- NO QUIXOTE NO!

NO, THAT IS A DANGEROUS ENCHANTRESS.

NO, QUIXOTE,NOT THE LANCE!

STOP IMPALING HER!

PLEASE!

NONONONO!

DON'T STAB HER WITH YOUR SWORD!

DON'T SMASH HER HEAD WITH YOUR SHIELD!

DON'T THROW HER OUT INTO THE SNOW TO DIE ( even though she probably deserved it anyway)

WE AREN'T SUPPOSED TO KILL THEM!

Oh dear.

[Sicon112]

Well, could you release it on M and M there, they're trying to pick the lock of their cell.

This isn't good, they're escaping.

I have a laser powered, star eating worm loose on the room. If they know what's good for them, they will stay there, picked lock or no picked lock.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Well, it eats stars for sustenance, so yeah, I think that may be a bad thing. Enjoy!

Well, fortunately, I have power over all things laser, so I'm safe...

Good luck, everyone!

[The Wild West Pyro]

This isn't good, they're escaping.

Oh good.

Holmes is getting up from his chair and chasing them with his riding crop.

And- erm- NO QUIXOTE NO!

NO, THAT IS A DANGEROUS ENCHANTRESS. SHE WASN'T RESPONSIBLE FOR MESSING UP YOUR ADVENTURES IN LA MANCHA!

NO, QUIXOTE,NOT THE LANCE!

STOP IMPALING HER!

PLEASE!

NONONONO!

DON'T STAB HER WITH YOUR SWORD!

DON'T SMASH HER HEAD WITH YOUR SHIELD!

DON'T THROW HER OUT INTO THE SNOW TO DIE ( even though she probably deserved it anyway)

WE AREN'T SUPPOSED TO KILL THEM!

Oh dear.

MEDIC!!!!

[Sicon112]

*Worm Of World's End slams into the room and devours everything there, then curls up and starts napping*

Hey, look, I guess it's full! Now unless someone wakes it up, it should sleep for a few millenia so that debris forms around it and creates a planet, then eventually some dumbass will use too much magic and wake it up and cause the end of the world. Again.

[The Wild West Pyro]

*Worm Of World's End slams into the room and devours everything there, then curls up and starts napping*

Hey, look, I guess it's full! Now unless someone wakes it up, it should sleep for a few millenia so that debris forms around it and creates a planet, then eventually some dumbass will use too much magic and wake it up and cause the end of the world. Again.

( Quixote wakes it up by stabbing it)

Quixote: THE GIANT WORM! I SHALL VANQUISH IT AND DO THE METAGUARDS A GREAT SERVICE. GET READY TO BATTLE, YOU VILE FOUL SMELLING CREATURE!

Oh ten noes!

And Morgana seems to be doing her best to walk back in.

Well, it's kind of hard when your leg has been completely sliced off and your dress has been shredded again. And- wait- WHAT THE F**K?

QUIXOTE, DID YOU SLICE OFF ONE OF HER BOOBS?

YOU DID?

That's it, NO MORE MORPHINE.

Please.

[Sicon112]

*Worm wakes up, totally unharmed*

Genius, guys. I guess I DO get to watch the apocalypse after all. Again. Huzzah.

[The Wild West Pyro]

*Worm Of World's End slams into the room and devours everything there, then curls up and starts napping*

Hey, look, I guess it's full! Now unless someone wakes it up, it should sleep for a few millenia so that debris forms around it and creates a planet, then eventually some dumbass will use too much magic and wake it up and cause the end of the world. Again.

( Quixote wakes it up by stabbing it)

Quixote: THE GIANT WORM! I SHALL VANQUISH IT AND DO THE METAGUARDS A GREAT SERVICE. GET READY TO BATTLE, YOU VILE FOUL SMELLING CREATURE!

Oh ten noes!

And Morgana seems to be doing her best to walk back in.

Well, it's kind of hard when your leg has been completely sliced off and your dress has been shredded again. And- wait- WHAT THE F**K?

QUIXOTE, DID YOU SLICE OFF ONE OF HER BOOBS?

YOU DID?

That's it, NO MORE MORPHINE.

Please.

( Burning the morphine in space)

As a punishment, I was forced to take away Quixote's sword and shield.

Also, Moriarty and Holmes are having the first zero gravity fencing fight. Although I wonder how you can fence with a hunting crop and a swordstick. Holmes seems to be winning though.

Oh, and, someone block up Morgana's wounds, she's throwing up blood now.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

*hugs Worm*

You guys are just being mean because he's lasers, aren't you?

*whispers to Worm* don't worry, you can destroy the world as MUCH as you want.

[The Wild West Pyro]

*hugs Worm*

You guys are just being mean because he's lasers, aren't you?

*whispers to Worm* don't worry, you can destroy the world as MUCH as you want.

No.

The worm wasn't responsible.

Quixote was.

( Turns to Morgana)

You are going to need a lot more bandages.

( Looks at chest for one second)

That looks nasty.

VICTIN!



And here's some Green Stuff.

Try it, it'll heal you a bit.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Well, I finally got my inter-mallet hot cocoa factory in check, so what'd I miss? *looks around at carnage and giant laser-worm* ...Oh. I'm going back into the mallet. See you all later! *hops back into mallet*

[eli_gone_crazy]

*hugs Worm*

You guys are just being mean because he's lasers, aren't you?

*whispers to Worm* don't worry, you can destroy the world as MUCH as you want.

creepy......
>_>

[Victin]

*hugs Worm*

You guys are just being mean because he's lasers, aren't you?

*whispers to Worm* don't worry, you can destroy the world as MUCH as you want.

No.

The worm wasn't responsible.

Quixote was.

( Turns to Morgana)

You are going to need a lot more bandages.

( Looks at chest for one second)

That looks nasty.

VICTIN!



And here's some Green Stuff.

Try it, it'll heal you a bit.

Wait, WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!?!?!?

[Sicon112]

*hugs Worm*

You guys are just being mean because he's lasers, aren't you?

*whispers to Worm* don't worry, you can destroy the world as MUCH as you want.

No.

The worm wasn't responsible.

Quixote was.

( Turns to Morgana)

You are going to need a lot more bandages.

( Looks at chest for one second)

That looks nasty.

VICTIN!



And here's some Green Stuff.

Try it, it'll heal you a bit.

Wait, WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!?!?!?

Dunno. I think maybe you got eaten by the worm.... He did take a good chunk out of this area along with Quixote. I wonder when that nut will respawn, anyhow...

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

*crawls out of mallet* ...Is it over?

[Victin]

*crawls out of mallet* ...Is it over?

*picks up a gun and points it at Genndy*
Yes, yes it is.
*shoots Pixel's stopwatch*

[AMimsyBorogove]

A Worm of World's End? That sounds fun. You say it eats stars? Well, I just so happen to have recently acquired the power to create suns at will... Hmm, I like where this is going.

Heeeeeeere laser worm! Come have a tasty sun-snack and grow large enough to devour the universe whole! ^^

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

...
Why on Earth would you want to do that?

[Victin]

*puts Gangnam Style to play*
No Mimsy. This. Is. It.
*fusion dances with the Worm*