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Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:It's sad that most people choose the nuclear coffee over the gingerbread hot chocolate.

That probably because it gets its gingerbread flavor from refined shoggoth.

WHAT‽ I am insulted, sir! The gingerbread flavor is just crushed gingerbread sprinkled on it!
I try to be nice to you folks, and what do I get? You insult my hot chocolate by claiming that it is peppered with Eldritch Abomination crumbs!

The Wild West Pyro wrote:( Comes in with two black eyes.)

Dammit.

I went to M and M's doom fortress cell and told them about refictionalizing adam.

Moriarty responded by blacking both my eyes. Morgana responded by healing them a bit while saying something about paying me 200, 000,000,000 dollars. In cash.

I refused.

Two minutes later I had this weird star thing on my hand. And I had been thrown back into the Coffee Room.

When I told Erik, though, he seemed to be very interested. Hmmm.....

Sicon, do you have any doom fortress locks for the birdcage up on the ceiling near the chandelier?

The Wild West Pyro wrote:

The Wild West Pyro wrote:( Comes in with two black eyes.)

Dammit.

I went to M and M's doom fortress cell and told them about refictionalizing adam.

Moriarty responded by blacking both my eyes. Morgana responded by healing them a bit while saying something about paying me 200, 000,000,000 dollars. In cash.

I refused.

Two minutes later I had this weird star thing on my hand. And I had been thrown back into the Coffee Room.

When I told Erik, though, he seemed to be very interested. Hmmm.....

Sicon, do you have any doom fortress locks for the birdcage up on the ceiling near the chandelier?

Sicon?

Sicon112 wrote:No, that's boring. Instead, how about I just press this convenient button and awaken the Worm of World's End to start eating things?

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:No, that's boring. Instead, how about I just press this convenient button and awaken the Worm of World's End to start eating things?

Ooh, a Worm of World's End? How exciting!

*comes closer to look*

Oops.
Um, guys? I think I just turned the Worm into a laser-powered energy being. Is... is this a bad thing?

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:No, that's boring. Instead, how about I just press this convenient button and awaken the Worm of World's End to start eating things?

Ooh, a Worm of World's End? How exciting!

*comes closer to look*

Oops.
Um, guys? I think I just turned the Worm into a laser-powered energy being. Is... is this a bad thing?

The Wild West Pyro wrote:

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:No, that's boring. Instead, how about I just press this convenient button and awaken the Worm of World's End to start eating things?

Ooh, a Worm of World's End? How exciting!

*comes closer to look*

Oops.
Um, guys? I think I just turned the Worm into a laser-powered energy being. Is... is this a bad thing?

Well, could you release it on M and M there, they're trying to pick the lock of their cell.

The Wild West Pyro wrote:

The Wild West Pyro wrote:Well, could you release it on M and M there, they're trying to pick the lock of their cell.

This isn't good, they're escaping.

Sicon112 wrote:Well, it eats stars for sustenance, so yeah, I think that may be a bad thing. Enjoy!

The Wild West Pyro wrote:This isn't good, they're escaping.

Oh good.

Holmes is getting up from his chair and chasing them with his riding crop.

And- erm- NO QUIXOTE NO!

NO, THAT IS A DANGEROUS ENCHANTRESS. SHE WASN'T RESPONSIBLE FOR MESSING UP YOUR ADVENTURES IN LA MANCHA!

NO, QUIXOTE,NOT THE LANCE!

STOP IMPALING HER!

PLEASE!

NONONONO!

DON'T STAB HER WITH YOUR SWORD!

DON'T SMASH HER HEAD WITH YOUR SHIELD!

DON'T THROW HER OUT INTO THE SNOW TO DIE ( even though she probably deserved it anyway)

WE AREN'T SUPPOSED TO KILL THEM!

Oh dear.

Sicon112 wrote:*Worm Of World's End slams into the room and devours everything there, then curls up and starts napping*

Hey, look, I guess it's full! Now unless someone wakes it up, it should sleep for a few millenia so that debris forms around it and creates a planet, then eventually some dumbass will use too much magic and wake it up and cause the end of the world. Again.

The Wild West Pyro wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:*Worm Of World's End slams into the room and devours everything there, then curls up and starts napping*

Hey, look, I guess it's full! Now unless someone wakes it up, it should sleep for a few millenia so that debris forms around it and creates a planet, then eventually some dumbass will use too much magic and wake it up and cause the end of the world. Again.

( Quixote wakes it up by stabbing it)

Quixote: THE GIANT WORM! I SHALL VANQUISH IT AND DO THE METAGUARDS A GREAT SERVICE. GET READY TO BATTLE, YOU VILE FOUL SMELLING CREATURE!

Oh ten noes!

And Morgana seems to be doing her best to walk back in.

Well, it's kind of hard when your leg has been completely sliced off and your dress has been shredded again. And- wait- WHAT THE F**K?

QUIXOTE, DID YOU SLICE OFF ONE OF HER BOOBS?

YOU DID?

That's it, NO MORE MORPHINE.

Please.

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:*hugs Worm*

You guys are just being mean because he's lasers, aren't you?

*whispers to Worm* don't worry, you can destroy the world as MUCH as you want.

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:*hugs Worm*

You guys are just being mean because he's lasers, aren't you?

*whispers to Worm* don't worry, you can destroy the world as MUCH as you want.

The Wild West Pyro wrote:

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:*hugs Worm*

You guys are just being mean because he's lasers, aren't you?

*whispers to Worm* don't worry, you can destroy the world as MUCH as you want.

No.

The worm wasn't responsible.

Quixote was.

( Turns to Morgana)

You are going to need a lot more bandages.

( Looks at chest for one second)

That looks nasty.

VICTIN!



And here's some Green Stuff.

Try it, it'll heal you a bit.

Victin wrote:

The Wild West Pyro wrote:

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:*hugs Worm*

You guys are just being mean because he's lasers, aren't you?

*whispers to Worm* don't worry, you can destroy the world as MUCH as you want.

No.

The worm wasn't responsible.

Quixote was.

( Turns to Morgana)

You are going to need a lot more bandages.

( Looks at chest for one second)

That looks nasty.

VICTIN!



And here's some Green Stuff.

Try it, it'll heal you a bit.

Wait, WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!?!?!?

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:*crawls out of mallet* ...Is it over?