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Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 3:55 pm
by Genndy Oda C.O.G.
Victin, my offer of infinite hot chocolate still stands. pleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillme.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 3:57 pm
by Victin
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:Victin, my offer of infinite hot chocolate still stands. pleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillme.

*is a fusion between Worm, Eater of Worlds and Victin, Resident Mad Scientist*
WHAT WAS IT ABOUT AGAIN? ALSO, SORRY FOR THIS. I'M SO BIG THAT MY VOICE IS LOUDER THAN THE BIG BANG.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 4:43 pm
by Scarab
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:Victin, my offer of infinite hot chocolate still stands. pleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillme.


You are offering hot choclate, why on EARTH would we kill you? Gimme!

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 4:56 pm
by Guyshane
Scarab wrote:
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:Victin, my offer of infinite hot chocolate still stands. pleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillme.


You are offering hot choclate, why on EARTH would we kill you? Gimme!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dddAi8FF3F4

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 5:12 pm
by Genndy Oda C.O.G.
Guyshane wrote:
Scarab wrote:
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:Victin, my offer of infinite hot chocolate still stands. pleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillme.


You are offering hot choclate, why on EARTH would we kill you? Gimme!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dddAi8FF3F4

No, it's not, here's your cocoa, Scarab, and I was referring to Victin now being a massive half-Mad-Scientist/half-World-Ending-Worm. It's sort of freaking me out.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 5:39 pm
by Scarab
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:No, it's not, here's your cocoa, Scarab, and I was referring to Victin now being a massive half-Mad-Scientist/half-World-Ending-Worm. It's sort of freaking me out.


It's okay I trust you, at least with regards to cocoa. I mean... to slur the good name of hot cocoa. I have seen and done a great many things here, Gen, some of them terrible... but... no. Not that. Not here. Not today.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 5:44 pm
by Genndy Oda C.O.G.
I assure you, I will never taint the name of hot chocolate. It is my ambrosia and nectar. Why else would I have a custom mallet-spigot for it?

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 5:46 pm
by Victin
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:I assure you, I will never taint the name of hot chocolate. It is my ambrosia and nectar. Why else would I have a custom mallet-spigot for it?

*calmly watches a Potato Hobbit multiplies and attacks the mallet-spigot*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 5:51 pm
by Genndy Oda C.O.G.
Victin wrote:
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:I assure you, I will never taint the name of hot chocolate. It is my ambrosia and nectar. Why else would I have a custom mallet-spigot for it?

*calmly watches a Potato Hobbit multiplies and attacks the mallet-spigot*
NO! THIS MEANS WAR, POTATO HOBBITS! BY THE POWER OF LIQUID CHOCOLATE, I WILL NOT REST UNTIL YOU ARE ALL DEAD! Yeah, we all knew I would snap someday. So long, Only Sane Man trope

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 5:51 pm
by Victin
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:
Victin wrote:*calmly watches a Potato Hobbit multiplies and attacks the mallet-spigot*
NO! THIS MEANS WAR, POTATO HOBBITS! BY THE POWER OF LIQUID CHOCOLATE, I WILL NOT REST UNTIL YOU ARE ALL DEAD!
LET'S ATTACK TOGETHER GENNDY!

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 5:57 pm
by Genndy Oda C.O.G.
YOU GOT IT!
*converts mallet into Gatling Gun* COFFEE ROOM COMBO BLAST! *Mallet Gatling begins firing knives, lasers, ice, and arrows at Potato Hobbits*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 6:04 pm
by Victin
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:YOU GOT IT!
*converts mallet into Gatling Gun* COFFEE ROOM COMBO BLAST! *Mallet Gatling begins firing knives, lasers, ice, and arrows at Potato Hobbits*

OUCH! POTATO HOBBITS ARE LIKE FLEAS FOR ME! OUCH! OUCH!

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 6:24 pm
by Genndy Oda C.O.G.
*sips cup of hot chocolate, returning to normal* Well, that was horrible, but at least I got to use the Coffee Room Combo Blast.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 6:33 pm
by Victin
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:*sips cup of hot chocolate, returning to normal* Well, that was horrible, but at least I got to use the Coffee Room Combo Blast.

I WANT TO DO IT TOO.
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSIIIIIIOOOOONNNNN BBBBBBLLLLLAAAAAAASSSSSTTTTTT

*explodes in a swarm of Coffee Room Eating maggots twice my original size*
IT'S RAINING ME! SORRY GENNDY, FOR FALLING IN YOUR HOT CHOC-DON'T DRINK ONE OF US!

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 6:33 pm
by Sicon112
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:*sips cup of hot chocolate, returning to normal* Well, that was horrible, but at least I got to use the Coffee Room Combo Blast.


Uh... I might have dumped some HCl in there be accident during the fight. I was working on science and my hand slipped... :?

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 6:55 pm
by Scarab
Sicon112 wrote:
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:*sips cup of hot chocolate, returning to normal* Well, that was horrible, but at least I got to use the Coffee Room Combo Blast.


Uh... I might have dumped some HCl in there be accident during the fight. I was working on science and my hand slipped... :?


*Sips cocoa wile leaning on the bar she is pretty sure they did not have here yesterday* Accidentally. Sure.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 7:09 pm
by Victin
Sicon112 wrote:
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:*sips cup of hot chocolate, returning to normal* Well, that was horrible, but at least I got to use the Coffee Room Combo Blast.


Uh... I might have dumped some HCl in there be accident during the fight. I was working on science and my hand slipped... :?

SCREW YOU SICON. ONE OF US IS ON THE HOT CHOCOLATE. ANYWAYS, I'M NOT FEELING IT.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 7:26 pm
by Genndy Oda C.O.G.
Victin, get out of my cocoa before I toss this mug into the incinerator.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 7:29 pm
by Victin
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:Victin, get out of my cocoa before I toss this mug into the incinerator.

OKAY. I DON'T REALLY FEEL ANYTHING, I'M TOO DIVIDED BETWEEN BILLIONS OF ME-GOTTS.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 7:35 pm
by SOHCAHTOA
Sigh. I've been avoiding this place for too long. But maybe standing for the next apocalipse will be fun. Also, now I have lasers for protection. GREEN LASERS, BECAUSE THEY SHINE BRIGHTER THAN BLUE ONES!!! Also, they're pocket lasers, that look like flashlights. Also, I have SPECIAL SUNGLASSES to protect my eyes from the LAZORS!!! GREEN LAZORS!!! Anyway, I want a drink.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 7:36 pm
by Victin
SOHCAHTOA wrote:Sigh. I've been avoiding this place for too long. But maybe standing for the next apocalipse will be fun. Also, now I have lasers for protection. GREEN LASERS, BECAUSE THEY SHINE BRIGHTER THAN BLUE ONES!!! Also, they're pocket lasers, that look like flashlights. Also, I have SPECIAL SUNGLASSES to protect my eyes from the LAZORS!!! GREEN LAZORS!!! Anyway, I want a drink.

*bite SOHCAHTOA*
WAIT, WHAT AM I EATING? IS THIS A CAKE?

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 7:39 pm
by SOHCAHTOA
GRARGH! :evil: No, I'm not cAke, he's on the TV over there! *points to tv that wasn't there before*

I'll lase your ass, mothaf****r! I'MMA FIRING MY LAZORS!!!! ON YOU!!! GREEN LAZORS!!!!!

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 7:41 pm
by Victin
SOHCAHTOA wrote:GRARGH! :evil: No, I'm not cAke, he's on the TV over there! *points to tv that wasn't there before*

I'll lase your ass, mothaf****r! I'MMA FIRING MY LAZORS!!!! ON YOU!!! GREEN LAZORS!!!!!

GOOD THIS ISN'T CAKE, THIS TASTES LIKE WINTER.
*swallows SOHCAHTOA's lasers*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 7:52 pm
by SOHCAHTOA
OH NOES! I FORGOT YOU COULD DO THAT! WELL, WHEN LASERS FAIL... MORE DAKKA!!!!

*shoots more lazors*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 7:54 pm
by Genndy Oda C.O.G.
<sigh> Fine. I can't believe I'm saying this, but...
I NEED ONE SUPER WAKE UP CALL, ASAP! Let's see how this plays out...