The Coffee Room

[Victin]

*the maggot on Genndy's drink opens its mouth and shoots lazors, aexsploding tha mug*

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Oh... SCT got into my laser trap? That's an interesting one. It waits until you try to eat or drink anything, then the lasers... heat up. Rapidly. To about 8000K. Enjoy them while they last, though, SCT!

Also, am I the only one who thinks Vic's a lot better-looking since turning into a half-exploded-laser-worm? It's an improvement, anyway.

[Victin]

Oh... SCT got into my laser trap? That's an interesting one. It waits until you try to eat or drink anything, then the lasers... heat up. Rapidly. To about 8000K. Enjoy them while they last, though, SCT!

Also, am I the only one who thinks Vic's a lot better-looking since turning into thousands half-exploded-laser-worms? It's an improvement, anyway.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

*the maggot on Genndy's drink opens its mouth and shoots lazors, aexsploding tha mug*

I LIKED THAT MUG. YOU KNOW WHAT? CANCEL THE SUPER WAKE UP CALL. I'VE GOT MY ENERGY ALREADY! *hops into mallet, which transforms into a Humongous Mecha* Ω-TRON! LET'S GO!

[Victin]

*the maggot on Genndy's drink opens its mouth and shoots lazors, aexsploding tha mug*

I LIKED THAT MUG. YOU KNOW WHAT? CANCEL THE SUPER WAKE UP CALL. I'VE GOT MY ENERGY ALREADY! *hops into mallet, which transforms into a Humongous Mecha* Ω-TRON! LET'S GO!

...*summons my giant robot, and my giant robot summons his giant robot, Potato*
POWER MAGGOTS, TOGETHER!
*stands in an awesome pose and the background explodes in one millione nuclear explosions*

[SOHCAHTOA]

Oh well *drinks water, head's asplodes into lazors. GREEN LAZORS*

Behold. I am become the Headless Horselessman, with the power to shoot lazors from my neck! GREEN LAZORS!

*SHOOTS EVERYTHING EVER!!!*

[Sicon112]

Oh well *drinks water, head's asplodes into lazors. GREEN LAZORS*

Behold. I am become the Headless Horselessman, with the power to shoot lazors from my neck! GREEN LAZORS!

*SHOOTS EVERYTHING EVER!!!*

I'm sorry, but only Attenborough can do that.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

*the maggot on Genndy's drink opens its mouth and shoots lazors, aexsploding tha mug*

I LIKED THAT MUG. YOU KNOW WHAT? CANCEL THE SUPER WAKE UP CALL. I'VE GOT MY ENERGY ALREADY! *hops into mallet, which transforms into a Humongous Mecha* Ω-TRON! LET'S GO!

...*summons my giant robot, and my giant robot summons his giant robot, Potato*
POWER MAGGOTS, TOGETHER!
*stands in an awesome pose and the background explodes in one millione nuclear explosions*

WELL, SINCE THIS APPEARS TO BE A CONTEST OF SHEER ONE-UPMANSHIP, *Ω-Tron puts on Kamina shades, causing it to grow larger and sprout drills on its shoulders* FULL ILLOGICAL MODE: ACTIVATED! MALLET LAGANN!

Oh well *drinks water, head's asplodes into lazors. GREEN LAZORS*

Behold. I am become the Headless Horselessman, with the power to shoot lazors from my neck! GREEN LAZORS!

*SHOOTS EVERYTHING EVER!!!*

I'm sorry, but only Attenborough can do that.

I'M WITH SICON ON THIS ONE. ATTENBOROUGH IS AWESOME.

[Victin]

*gets distracted by the sun*
OOH! SHINY!
*evolves into Scarab/Maggots*

[SOHCAHTOA]

Oh well *drinks water, head's asplodes into lazors. GREEN LAZORS*

Behold. I am become the Headless Horselessman, with the power to shoot lazors from my neck! GREEN LAZORS!

*SHOOTS EVERYTHING EVER!!!*

I'm sorry, but only Attenborough can do that.

Friggin'. I can't believe my motion to shoot everything ever with lazors was denied GREEN LAZORS...

Well, I'll just keep myself content on shooting the nothingness in itself then.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Oh well *drinks water, head's asplodes into lazors. GREEN LAZORS*

Behold. I am become the Headless Horselessman, with the power to shoot lazors from my neck! GREEN LAZORS!

*SHOOTS EVERYTHING EVER!!!*

I just can't help but feel that something more than an exploded head should happen to you when your entire body suddenly becomes hotter than the sun.

Projected SCT respawn time: ??:??

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

HOPEFULLY, NOT ANY TIME SOON. HE WAS DISRUPTING MY BATTLE AGAINST THE MANY VICTIN-MAGGOTS. *turns to Victin-maggots in mecha in Potato and summons drill-spiked drill*
OMEGAAAAAAAAAAAA...
DRILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...
BREAK! *breaks through Potato and Victin's mecha* HA! THAT OUGHT TO TEACH YOU NOT TO MESS WITH MY COCOA! *sips hot chocolate, and calms down* Mallet Lagann, deactivate *powers down to normal* Well, I'm going to sit back and see how everything else plays out.

[Victin]

HOPEFULLY, NOT ANY TIME SOON. HE WAS DISRUPTING MY BATTLE AGAINST THE MANY VICTIN-MAGGOTS. *turns to Victin-maggots in mecha in Potato and summons drill-spiked drill*
OMEGAAAAAAAAAAAA...
DRILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...
BREAK! *breaks through Potato and Victin's mecha* HA! THAT OUGHT TO TEACH YOU NOT TO MESS WITH MY COCOA! *sips hot chocolate, and calms down* Mallet Lagann, deactivate *powers down to normal* Well, I'm going to sit back and see how everything else plays out.

*My Giant Robot regenarates, and it revives his Giant Robot*
SCARAB/MAGGOT, GIANT ROBOT AND GIANT ROBOT'S GIANT ROBOT (POTATO) COMBINATED ATTACK!!!
*makes it rain Hot Chocolate*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Thanks, Victin. I owe you one.

[Victin]

Thanks, Victin. I owe you one.

SO PAY ME, WITH YOUR LLLLIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
*since Genndy is too distracted with hot chocolate, ultimate combo attack*
SCARAB/MAGGOT-GIANTROBOT-GIANTROBOT'SGIANTROBOT AAAAAATTTTTTTTAAAAACCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!
*each maggot makes a miniature sun, which gets together with the Giant Robot and it all powers up Potato's chest beam*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

OK. *sits calmly and reads The Count of Monte Cristo*

[Victin]

OK. *sits calmly and reads The Count of Monte Cristo*

>>Unable to read The Count of Monte Cristo
>>It was destroyed, together with you, in a solar beam

[The Wild West Pyro]

Hmmmm..

( sits and reads Don Quixote, the Usborne Classics Retold version)

( The other fictionals and Metaguards and the Cabal and Mr. A are doing their favourite pastime and glaring at Quixote. Meanwhile, Adam is packing his bags, ready to return to his world)

You OK, Morgana?

Morgana: I'm OK. Get James over here.

Even if you've been stabbed, slashed, bashed over the head with a shield, had a leg cut off, vomited blood and even had your boob cut off?

( Shoots sharp look at Quixote. He drops his lance)

OK.

( Moriarty comes and starts chatting with Morgana)

Well, it's hard to have a date in Space, but it worked for them.

Quixote: I do not understand why all of you are so ungrateful. I have done you all a great service and you all are still unhappy? Well then- AHA! A DRAGON!

NO QUIXOTE THAT'S NOT A DRAGON, THAT'S THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION- NONONONONOOOOOOOOOOO!

Oh dear, he's doing it again!

NO, DON'T LANCE EVERYTHING!

[The Wild West Pyro]

OK. *sits calmly and reads The Count of Monte Cristo*

>>Unable to read The Count of Monte Cristo
>>It was destroyed, together with you, in a solar beam

Here's a new copy I grabbed from that Level 3 Book Dispenser.

( Gives it to Genndy)

[eli_gone_crazy]

*is not here*

[The Wild West Pyro]

Hmmmm..

( sits and reads Don Quixote, the Usborne Classics Retold version)

( The other fictionals and Metaguards and the Cabal and Mr. A are doing their favourite pastime and glaring at Quixote. Meanwhile, Adam is packing his bags, ready to return to his world)

You OK, Morgana?

Morgana: I'm OK. Get James over here.

Even if you've been stabbed, slashed, bashed over the head with a shield, had a leg cut off, vomited blood and even had your boob cut off?

( Shoots sharp look at Quixote. He drops his lance)

(Moriarty grabs Quixote by the throat and starts smashing his head in)

Moriarty ( in a oily, menacing, voice): NEVER HARM MY GIRLFRIEND AGAIN!

( Quixote responds by glaring at him until he goes away.)

Morgana: Jaaamesssss.... over here NOW!

Moriarty: I'm coming.

OK.....

( Moriarty comes and starts chatting with Morgana)

Well, it's hard to have a date in Space, but it worked for them.

Quixote: I do not understand why all of you are so ungrateful. I have done you all a great service and you all are still unhappy? Well then- AHA! A DRAGON!

NO QUIXOTE THAT'S NOT A DRAGON, THAT'S THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION- NONONONONOOOOOOOOOOO!

Oh dear, he's doing it again!

NO, DON'T LANCE EVERYTHING!

SOMEONE STOP HIM AND FAST!

[JRPictures]

*is not here*

*neither is I*

[Scarab]

*is not here*

*neither is I*

*Isn't here eith... no... wait, yes I am.*

How incredibly mysterious of you both. Have you considered applying for Ninja Academy? You have the creed down pat

Let me make you both some not toast while you're not here.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

*Revives, and blasts Quixote with a cannonball from mallet* There you go, Pyro, and thanks for the book. *returns to reading*

[The Wild West Pyro]

*Revives, and blasts Quixote with a cannonball from mallet* There you go, Pyro, and thanks for the book. *returns to reading*

You are welcome.

( The fictionals applaud Genndy. He then gets handshakes and Romeo's fist bump. The Cabal then put on gloves and shake his hand a bit slowly. And finally Mr. A covers his arm in lime yogurt and shakes Genndy's hand.)

100,000,000 Kudos points for you.

Now, I wonder where Quixote is?

( Goes back to reading Usborne Classics Retold: Don Quixote)

( Quixote lands in Holland, in a field full of Windmills. Oh no.)

Quixote: GET READY TO FIGHT, YOU GIANT ROGUES! I SHALL VANQUISH YOU FOR ONCE AND FOR ALL!

Oh, and The Cabal, minus Don Juan, who has gotten out one of our TVs and is watching Meet the Parents,are discussing about us.

Hmmm....

They seem to be talking about Mr. A, Joe, Us, Music, and our kind emails.