Re: The Coffee Room
*the maggot on Genndy's drink opens its mouth and shoots lazors, aexsploding tha mug*
Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:Oh... SCT got into my laser trap? That's an interesting one. It waits until you try to eat or drink anything, then the lasers... heat up. Rapidly. To about 8000K. Enjoy them while they last, though, SCT!
Also, am I the only one who thinks Vic's a lot better-looking since turning into thousands half-exploded-laser-worms? It's an improvement, anyway.
Victin wrote:*the maggot on Genndy's drink opens its mouth and shoots lazors, aexsploding tha mug*
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:Victin wrote:*the maggot on Genndy's drink opens its mouth and shoots lazors, aexsploding tha mug*
I LIKED THAT MUG. YOU KNOW WHAT? CANCEL THE SUPER WAKE UP CALL. I'VE GOT MY ENERGY ALREADY! *hops into mallet, which transforms into a Humongous Mecha* Ω-TRON! LET'S GO!
SOHCAHTOA wrote:Oh well *drinks water, head's asplodes into lazors. GREEN LAZORS*
Behold. I am become the Headless Horselessman, with the power to shoot lazors from my neck! GREEN LAZORS!
*SHOOTS EVERYTHING EVER!!!*
Victin wrote:Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:Victin wrote:*the maggot on Genndy's drink opens its mouth and shoots lazors, aexsploding tha mug*
I LIKED THAT MUG. YOU KNOW WHAT? CANCEL THE SUPER WAKE UP CALL. I'VE GOT MY ENERGY ALREADY! *hops into mallet, which transforms into a Humongous Mecha* Ω-TRON! LET'S GO!
...*summons my giant robot, and my giant robot summons his giant robot, Potato*
POWER MAGGOTS, TOGETHER!
*stands in an awesome pose and the background explodes in one millione nuclear explosions*
Sicon112 wrote:SOHCAHTOA wrote:Oh well *drinks water, head's asplodes into lazors. GREEN LAZORS*
Behold. I am become the Headless Horselessman, with the power to shoot lazors from my neck! GREEN LAZORS!
*SHOOTS EVERYTHING EVER!!!*
I'm sorry, but only Attenborough can do that.
Sicon112 wrote:SOHCAHTOA wrote:Oh well *drinks water, head's asplodes into lazors. GREEN LAZORS*
Behold. I am become the Headless Horselessman, with the power to shoot lazors from my neck! GREEN LAZORS!
*SHOOTS EVERYTHING EVER!!!*
I'm sorry, but only Attenborough can do that.
SOHCAHTOA wrote:Oh well *drinks water, head's asplodes into lazors. GREEN LAZORS*
Behold. I am become the Headless Horselessman, with the power to shoot lazors from my neck! GREEN LAZORS!
*SHOOTS EVERYTHING EVER!!!*
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:HOPEFULLY, NOT ANY TIME SOON. HE WAS DISRUPTING MY BATTLE AGAINST THE MANY VICTIN-MAGGOTS. *turns to Victin-maggots in mecha in Potato and summons drill-spiked drill*
OMEGAAAAAAAAAAAA...
DRILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...
BREAK! *breaks through Potato and Victin's mecha* HA! THAT OUGHT TO TEACH YOU NOT TO MESS WITH MY COCOA! *sips hot chocolate, and calms down* Mallet Lagann, deactivate *powers down to normal* Well, I'm going to sit back and see how everything else plays out.

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:Thanks, Victin. I owe you one.
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:OK. *sits calmly and reads The Count of Monte Cristo*
Victin wrote:Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:OK. *sits calmly and reads The Count of Monte Cristo*
>>Unable to read The Count of Monte Cristo
>>It was destroyed, together with you, in a solar beam
The Wild West Pyro wrote:Hmmmm..
( sits and reads Don Quixote, the Usborne Classics Retold version)
( The other fictionals and Metaguards and the Cabal and Mr. A are doing their favourite pastime and glaring at Quixote. Meanwhile, Adam is packing his bags, ready to return to his world)
You OK, Morgana?
Morgana: I'm OK. Get James over here.
Even if you've been stabbed, slashed, bashed over the head with a shield, had a leg cut off, vomited blood and even had your boob cut off?
( Shoots sharp look at Quixote. He drops his lance)
(Moriarty grabs Quixote by the throat and starts smashing his head in)
Moriarty ( in a oily, menacing, voice): NEVER HARM MY GIRLFRIEND AGAIN!
( Quixote responds by glaring at him until he goes away.)
Morgana: Jaaamesssss.... over here NOW!
Moriarty: I'm coming.
OK.....
( Moriarty comes and starts chatting with Morgana)
Well, it's hard to have a date in Space, but it worked for them.
Quixote: I do not understand why all of you are so ungrateful. I have done you all a great service and you all are still unhappy? Well then- AHA! A DRAGON!
NO QUIXOTE THAT'S NOT A DRAGON, THAT'S THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION- NONONONONOOOOOOOOOOO!
Oh dear, he's doing it again!
NO, DON'T LANCE EVERYTHING!
eli_gone_crazy wrote:*is not here*
JRPictures wrote:eli_gone_crazy wrote:*is not here*
*neither is I*
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:*Revives, and blasts Quixote with a cannonball from mallet* There you go, Pyro, and thanks for the book. *returns to reading*