The Coffee Room

[eli_gone_crazy]

explain how you are controlling the black hole from consuming everything... including you and the doom fortress.

I'm not. It IS consuming everything. I'm just on another level of existence talking through a PA system.

you are in the twilight zone.
-.-

[Guyshane]

explain how you are controlling the black hole from consuming everything... including you and the doom fortress.

I'm not. It IS consuming everything. I'm just on another level of existence talking through a PA system.

*Teleports next to Scion* Ha! jump cuts were the first trick I learned. 'Sup Sicon
I'm not here to stop you, you just have a really great view from here

[Sicon112]

explain how you are controlling the black hole from consuming everything... including you and the doom fortress.

I'm not. It IS consuming everything. I'm just on another level of existence talking through a PA system.

*Teleports next to Scion* Ha! jump cuts were the first trick I learned. 'Sup Sicon
I'm not here to stop you, you just have a really great view from here

Well, I hope you like it, because it's the last thing you will see as the eldritch police devour your soul, but hey, you are free to hang out till they get here. I've told you guys it's a bad idea to try and break in here. Partially because I'm gotten the entire ventilation system rigged up with mustard gas. Being a living flame is so nice sometimes. I get to let people in every now and then and watch them die horribly in multiple ways at once...

[The Wild West Pyro]

( The battle ends after Quixote throws a nuke and wrecks all the bears.)

Quixote: THE BEARS HAVE BEEN VANQUISHED.

Me: Thank you. You have redeemed yourself. You now have access to the Chivalry Novels section of the Coffee Room Bookstore.

( Quixote runs off like a 5 year old on 100,000,000 kilograms of sugar.)

( Everyone else, fictionals, wall guardians, Metaguards and the Cabal alike, are all exhausted. Everyone goes back to the Coffee Room to rest and to watch Sicon and Qara, the only Metaguards not to participate in the battle, fight over what exactly is Science. In the Twilight Zone.)

( Meanwhile, the TF2 Mercenaries head off to Nicholas Crowder's liar to rescue the children there.)

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Plus, my doom fortress is STILL inaccessible to you AND your lasers.

Update: Only one-eighth of your defenses are still loyal to you in the face of my artificially intelligent lasers'... persuasion.
I hope you're feeling safe.

[The Wild West Pyro]

( The battle ends after Quixote throws a nuke, blows all the bears into the air, and, in an amazing feat of combat, jumps right up into the sky and lances all the bears at the same time, skewering them.)

Quixote: THE BEARS HAVE BEEN VANQUISHED.

Me: Thank you. You have redeemed yourself. You now have access to the Chivalry Novels section of the Coffee Room Bookstore.

( Quixote runs off like a 5 year old on 100,000,000 kilograms of sugar.)

( Everyone else, fictionals, Mr. A, wall guardians, Metaguards and the Cabal alike, are all exhausted. Everyone goes back to the Coffee Room to rest. Don Juan turns on the TV and everyone relaxes and watches the premiere of the new show on the TWWF Channel" TWWF: SCIENCE ARGUMENTS ", which is a show about Sicon and Qara, the only Metaguards not to participate in the battle, fight over what exactly is Science. In the Twilight Zone.)

( Meanwhile, the TF2 Mercenaries head off to Nicholas Crowder's liar to rescue the children there.)

Feel free to place bets on who will win- Sicon or Qara?

[eli_gone_crazy]

( The battle ends after Quixote throws a nuke and wrecks all the bears.)

Quixote: THE BEARS HAVE BEEN VANQUISHED.

Me: Thank you. You have redeemed yourself. You now have access to the Chivalry Novels section of the Coffee Room Bookstore.

( Quixote runs off like a 5 year old on 100,000,000 kilograms of sugar.)

( Everyone else, fictionals, Mr. A, wall guardians, Metaguards and the Cabal alike, are all exhausted. Everyone goes back to the Coffee Room to rest and to watch Sicon and Qara, the only Metaguards not to participate in the battle, fight over what exactly is Science. In the Twilight Zone.)

( Meanwhile, the TF2 Mercenaries head off to Nicholas Crowder's liar to rescue the children there.)

Feel free to place bets on who will win- Sicon or Qara?

Personally, I am betting for myself.

[Sicon112]

Plus, my doom fortress is STILL inaccessible to you AND your lasers.

Update: Only one-eighth of your defenses are still loyal to you in the face of my artificially intelligent lasers'... persuasion.
I hope you're feeling safe.

You STILL are delusional. My defenses are working just fine. There ARE no lasers here, and if anyone tries to breach in here, it will A) not work unless I say so, and B) will summon the outer gods to attack you. I've just been working on my illusion generators lately. Apparently lasers make good test subjects.

[The Wild West Pyro]

( The battle ends after Quixote throws a nuke, blows all the bears into the air, and, in an amazing feat of combat, jumps right up into the sky and lances all the bears at the same time, skewering them.)

Quixote: THE BEARS HAVE BEEN VANQUISHED.

Me: Thank you. You have redeemed yourself. You now have access to the Chivalry Novels section of the Coffee Room Bookstore.

( Quixote runs off like a 5 year old on 100,000,000 kilograms of sugar.)

( Everyone else, fictionals, Mr. A, wall guardians, Metaguards and the Cabal alike, are all exhausted. Everyone goes back to the Coffee Room to rest. Don Juan turns on the TV and everyone relaxes and watches the premiere of the new show on the TWWF Channel" TWWF: SCIENCE ARGUMENTS ", which is a show about Sicon and Qara, the only Metaguards not to participate in the battle, fight over what exactly is Science. In the Twilight Zone.)

( Meanwhile, the TF2 Mercenaries head off to Nicholas Crowder's liar to rescue the children there.)

Feel free to place bets on who will win- Sicon or Qara?

Small bets only.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

...um, what? I'm talking about MY lasers. I told you, they're artificially intelligent. It's not just lasers they can communicate with anymore.

Oh, and one thirty-fourth defenses remaining, Sicon. My lasers are getting very persuasive. And by persuasive I mean they might have just eaten some of your defenses. But most of them they just got to turn traitor on you.

[Guyshane]

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Well, I hope you like it, because it's the last thing you will see as the eldritch police devour your soul, but hey, you are free to hang out till they get here. I've told you guys it's a bad idea to try and break in here. Partially because I'm gotten the entire ventilation system rigged up with mustard gas. Being a living flame is so nice sometimes. I get to let people in every now and then and watch them die horribly in multiple ways at once...

You know I can jump cut out of here at any time right. and that I don't have conventional organs so your mustard gas won't work, so........*smack scion across the back of the head and teleports out*

[The Wild West Pyro]

...um, what? I'm talking about MY lasers. I told you, they're artificially intelligent. It's not just lasers they can communicate with anymore.

Oh, and one thirty-fourth defenses remaining, Sicon. My lasers are getting very persuasive. And by persuasive I mean they might have just eaten some of your defenses. But most of them they just got to turn traitor on you.

When's the finale, you two?

We're all watching the first episode of " TWWF: Scientific Arguments" on the TWWF Channel. And some of us are placing small bets.

Fictional's activity:

Cheshire is reading a book called " The 100 Greatest Riddles of all time" for inspiration.

Poirot is waxing his Moustache. And brushing his suit.

Holmes is smoking his pipe again.

Quixote has apparently bought all the Chivalry novels in the Coffee Room bookshop and is on his 15th one.

Adam is checking his suitcases.

Romeo and Juliet are talking about something in private.

The Witch is reading " How to take over the world."

Silver and Gulliver are reading travel guides and planning their Christmas holidays in advance.

Peter Pan is talking about the case with his lawyer.

Erik is composing some music.

Don Juan has gone up to his room to watch Meet the Parents.

Moriarty is looking at the sky with a telescope and taking notes.

Morgan seems to be listening to music.

[Sicon112]

...um, what? I'm talking about MY lasers. I told you, they're artificially intelligent. It's not just lasers they can communicate with anymore.

Oh, and one thirty-fourth defenses remaining, Sicon. My lasers are getting very persuasive. And by persuasive I mean they might have just eaten some of your defenses. But most of them they just got to turn traitor on you.

Like I said, your lasers are just under some very well built hallucinations. Anyway, I've bought the full reality warping contract from Azathoth realtors, so your lazers can't exactly even reach my defenses. In fact, I just moved all of the entrances into this dimension roughly seventeen thousand kilometers to the left, dropping anything that tries to come through into the endless void there.

Well, I hope you like it, because it's the last thing you will see as the eldritch police devour your soul, but hey, you are free to hang out till they get here. I've told you guys it's a bad idea to try and break in here. Partially because I'm gotten the entire ventilation system rigged up with mustard gas. Being a living flame is so nice sometimes. I get to let people in every now and then and watch them die horribly in multiple ways at once...

You know I can jump cut out of here at any time right. and that I don't have conventional organs so your mustard gas won't work, so........*smack scion across the back of the head and teleports out*

That was a hologram. And the mustard gas was worth a shot. At least I managed to inject you with microscopic worms that I just created to eat people from the inside out.

[Guyshane]

And those worms might mean something if I had a regular body and not one made of nuclear energy, eldritch power, magic, distilled tacheyons and mad science

[The Wild West Pyro]

...um, what? I'm talking about MY lasers. I told you, they're artificially intelligent. It's not just lasers they can communicate with anymore.

Oh, and one thirty-fourth defenses remaining, Sicon. My lasers are getting very persuasive. And by persuasive I mean they might have just eaten some of your defenses. But most of them they just got to turn traitor on you.

When's the finale, you two?

We're all watching the first episode of " TWWF: Scientific Arguments" on the TWWF Channel. And some of us are placing small bets.

Fictional's activity:

Cheshire is reading a book called " The 100 Greatest Riddles of all time" for inspiration.

Poirot is waxing his Moustache. And brushing his suit.

Holmes is smoking his pipe again.

Quixote has apparently bought all the Chivalry novels in the Coffee Room bookshop and is on his 15th one.

Adam is checking his suitcases.

Romeo and Juliet are talking about something in private.

The Witch is reading " How to take over the world."

Silver and Gulliver are reading travel guides and planning their Christmas holidays in advance.

Peter Pan is talking about the case with his lawyer.

Erik is composing some music.

Don Juan has gone up to his room to watch Meet the Parents.

Moriarty is looking at the sky with a telescope and taking notes.

Morgan seems to be listening to music.

Anything I missed?

[Sicon112]

And those worms might mean something if I had a regular body and not one made of nuclear energy, eldritch power, magic, distilled tacheyons and mad science

A valid point. I was actually kind of hoping you would go and infect some people with them just to see what happened.

[Guyshane]

And those worms might mean something if I had a regular body and not one made of nuclear energy, eldritch power, magic, distilled tacheyons and mad science

A valid point. I was actually kind of hoping you would go and infect some people with them just to see what happened.

Well geez dude all you had to do was ask

[Sicon112]

And those worms might mean something if I had a regular body and not one made of nuclear energy, eldritch power, magic, distilled tacheyons and mad science

A valid point. I was actually kind of hoping you would go and infect some people with them just to see what happened.

Well geez dude all you had to do was ask

Oh. OK. Thanks. Tell me how it goes!

[Guyshane]

Right then. Pyro get over here Sicon and I need you for an experiment

[The Wild West Pyro]

Right then. Pyro get over here Sicon and I need you for an experiment

Hudda Hudda Huh.

( Arrives)

Oh, and, Holmes would like to watch the experiment.

Yes, he got the job of looking after me today.

[Guyshane]

Right then. Pyro get over here Sicon and I need you for an experiment

Hudda Hudda Huh.

( Arrives)

Oh, and, Holmes would like to watch the experiment.

Yes, he got the job of looking after me today.

Well thats quite alright. *Stabs needle into Pyro and injects deadly parasites*

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Like I said, your lasers are just under some very well built hallucinations.

*facepalm*
What happened to SCIENCE now, Sicon? They're LASERS. Automatic EM spectrum immunity. They're not susceptible to hallucinations! ...and, since your hallucination machines were the only defenses that my lasers hadn't disposed of, one way or another...

Hell with this.
*wanders off*
Someone else can attack Sicon. Unless he repairs his doom fortress first. Which he probably will. Here.
*tosses Sicon a baby artificially intelligent laser*
Use this as you see fit.

[The Wild West Pyro]

Right then. Pyro get over here Sicon and I need you for an experiment

Hudda Hudda Huh.

( Arrives)

Oh, and, Holmes would like to watch the experiment.

Yes, he got the job of looking after me today.

Well thats quite alright. *Stabs needle into Pyro and injects deadly parasites*

( Morgan runs over and heals Pyro, then sends Sicon and Guyshane flying with one of her spells.)

( Holmes runs over and takes Pyro to the Coffee Room Hospital.)

[Sicon112]

Like I said, your lasers are just under some very well built hallucinations.

*facepalm*
What happened to SCIENCE now, Sicon? They're LASERS. Automatic EM spectrum immunity. They're not susceptible to hallucinations! ...and, since your hallucination machines were the only defenses that my lasers hadn't disposed of, one way or another...

Hell with this.
*wanders off*
Someone else can attack Sicon. Unless he repairs his doom fortress first. Which he probably will. Here.
*tosses Sicon a baby artificially intelligent laser*
Use this as you see fit.

I do not believe you get what a hallucination is. A hallucination is produced by the BRAIN. If they are intelligent, they can hallucinate. EM spectrums have nothing to do with it. Also, I dropped your invasion force into the void white void. I'm keeping a counter for how many instantiations I hit will falling lazers. Unfortunately, I think I missed the main group. I think. Maybe they just haven't fallen far enough. Wanna send me more so I can try again at a difference location?

[The Wild West Pyro]

Like I said, your lasers are just under some very well built hallucinations.

*facepalm*
What happened to SCIENCE now, Sicon? They're LASERS. Automatic EM spectrum immunity. They're not susceptible to hallucinations! ...and, since your hallucination machines were the only defenses that my lasers hadn't disposed of, one way or another...

Hell with this.
*wanders off*
Someone else can attack Sicon. Unless he repairs his doom fortress first. Which he probably will. Here.
*tosses Sicon a baby artificially intelligent laser*
Use this as you see fit.

(Quixote, now really crazy after reading all the Chivalry books, turns around shaking, grinning like a loony and with bloodshot eyes.)

( He sees the doom fortress. In his madness, he sees a castle with an evil king, oppressing the people and the king's knights are regularly kidnapping pretty girls and raping them.)

Quixote: AN EVIL KING LIVES IN THE FORTRESS! I SHALL VANQUISH HIM!

( He gets on his mustang and charges towards Sicon's Fortress)