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Sicon112 wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:explain how you are controlling the black hole from consuming everything... including you and the doom fortress.

I'm not. It IS consuming everything. I'm just on another level of existence talking through a PA system.

Sicon112 wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:explain how you are controlling the black hole from consuming everything... including you and the doom fortress.

I'm not. It IS consuming everything. I'm just on another level of existence talking through a PA system.

Guyshane wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:explain how you are controlling the black hole from consuming everything... including you and the doom fortress.

I'm not. It IS consuming everything. I'm just on another level of existence talking through a PA system.

*Teleports next to Scion* Ha! jump cuts were the first trick I learned. 'Sup Sicon
I'm not here to stop you, you just have a really great view from here

Sicon112 wrote:Plus, my doom fortress is STILL inaccessible to you AND your lasers.

The Wild West Pyro wrote:( The battle ends after Quixote throws a nuke, blows all the bears into the air, and, in an amazing feat of combat, jumps right up into the sky and lances all the bears at the same time, skewering them.)

Quixote: THE BEARS HAVE BEEN VANQUISHED.

Me: Thank you. You have redeemed yourself. You now have access to the Chivalry Novels section of the Coffee Room Bookstore.

( Quixote runs off like a 5 year old on 100,000,000 kilograms of sugar.)

( Everyone else, fictionals, Mr. A, wall guardians, Metaguards and the Cabal alike, are all exhausted. Everyone goes back to the Coffee Room to rest. Don Juan turns on the TV and everyone relaxes and watches the premiere of the new show on the TWWF Channel" TWWF: SCIENCE ARGUMENTS ", which is a show about Sicon and Qara, the only Metaguards not to participate in the battle, fight over what exactly is Science. In the Twilight Zone.)

( Meanwhile, the TF2 Mercenaries head off to Nicholas Crowder's liar to rescue the children there.)

The Wild West Pyro wrote:

The Wild West Pyro wrote:( The battle ends after Quixote throws a nuke and wrecks all the bears.)

Quixote: THE BEARS HAVE BEEN VANQUISHED.

Me: Thank you. You have redeemed yourself. You now have access to the Chivalry Novels section of the Coffee Room Bookstore.

( Quixote runs off like a 5 year old on 100,000,000 kilograms of sugar.)

( Everyone else, fictionals, Mr. A, wall guardians, Metaguards and the Cabal alike, are all exhausted. Everyone goes back to the Coffee Room to rest and to watch Sicon and Qara, the only Metaguards not to participate in the battle, fight over what exactly is Science. In the Twilight Zone.)

( Meanwhile, the TF2 Mercenaries head off to Nicholas Crowder's liar to rescue the children there.)

Feel free to place bets on who will win- Sicon or Qara?

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:Plus, my doom fortress is STILL inaccessible to you AND your lasers.

Update: Only one-eighth of your defenses are still loyal to you in the face of my artificially intelligent lasers'... persuasion.
I hope you're feeling safe.

The Wild West Pyro wrote:

The Wild West Pyro wrote:( The battle ends after Quixote throws a nuke, blows all the bears into the air, and, in an amazing feat of combat, jumps right up into the sky and lances all the bears at the same time, skewering them.)

Quixote: THE BEARS HAVE BEEN VANQUISHED.

Me: Thank you. You have redeemed yourself. You now have access to the Chivalry Novels section of the Coffee Room Bookstore.

( Quixote runs off like a 5 year old on 100,000,000 kilograms of sugar.)

( Everyone else, fictionals, Mr. A, wall guardians, Metaguards and the Cabal alike, are all exhausted. Everyone goes back to the Coffee Room to rest. Don Juan turns on the TV and everyone relaxes and watches the premiere of the new show on the TWWF Channel" TWWF: SCIENCE ARGUMENTS ", which is a show about Sicon and Qara, the only Metaguards not to participate in the battle, fight over what exactly is Science. In the Twilight Zone.)

( Meanwhile, the TF2 Mercenaries head off to Nicholas Crowder's liar to rescue the children there.)

Feel free to place bets on who will win- Sicon or Qara?

Sicon112 wrote:[

Well, I hope you like it, because it's the last thing you will see as the eldritch police devour your soul, but hey, you are free to hang out till they get here. I've told you guys it's a bad idea to try and break in here. Partially because I'm gotten the entire ventilation system rigged up with mustard gas. Being a living flame is so nice sometimes. I get to let people in every now and then and watch them die horribly in multiple ways at once...

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:...um, what? I'm talking about MY lasers. I told you, they're artificially intelligent. It's not just lasers they can communicate with anymore.

Oh, and one thirty-fourth defenses remaining, Sicon. My lasers are getting very persuasive. And by persuasive I mean they might have just eaten some of your defenses. But most of them they just got to turn traitor on you.

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:...um, what? I'm talking about MY lasers. I told you, they're artificially intelligent. It's not just lasers they can communicate with anymore.

Oh, and one thirty-fourth defenses remaining, Sicon. My lasers are getting very persuasive. And by persuasive I mean they might have just eaten some of your defenses. But most of them they just got to turn traitor on you.

Guyshane wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:Well, I hope you like it, because it's the last thing you will see as the eldritch police devour your soul, but hey, you are free to hang out till they get here. I've told you guys it's a bad idea to try and break in here. Partially because I'm gotten the entire ventilation system rigged up with mustard gas. Being a living flame is so nice sometimes. I get to let people in every now and then and watch them die horribly in multiple ways at once...

You know I can jump cut out of here at any time right. and that I don't have conventional organs so your mustard gas won't work, so........*smack scion across the back of the head and teleports out*

The Wild West Pyro wrote:

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:...um, what? I'm talking about MY lasers. I told you, they're artificially intelligent. It's not just lasers they can communicate with anymore.

Oh, and one thirty-fourth defenses remaining, Sicon. My lasers are getting very persuasive. And by persuasive I mean they might have just eaten some of your defenses. But most of them they just got to turn traitor on you.

When's the finale, you two?

We're all watching the first episode of " TWWF: Scientific Arguments" on the TWWF Channel. And some of us are placing small bets.

Fictional's activity:

Cheshire is reading a book called " The 100 Greatest Riddles of all time" for inspiration.

Poirot is waxing his Moustache. And brushing his suit.

Holmes is smoking his pipe again.

Quixote has apparently bought all the Chivalry novels in the Coffee Room bookshop and is on his 15th one.

Adam is checking his suitcases.

Romeo and Juliet are talking about something in private.

The Witch is reading " How to take over the world."

Silver and Gulliver are reading travel guides and planning their Christmas holidays in advance.

Peter Pan is talking about the case with his lawyer.

Erik is composing some music.

Don Juan has gone up to his room to watch Meet the Parents.

Moriarty is looking at the sky with a telescope and taking notes.

Morgan seems to be listening to music.

Guyshane wrote:And those worms might mean something if I had a regular body and not one made of nuclear energy, eldritch power, magic, distilled tacheyons and mad science

Sicon112 wrote:

Guyshane wrote:And those worms might mean something if I had a regular body and not one made of nuclear energy, eldritch power, magic, distilled tacheyons and mad science

A valid point. I was actually kind of hoping you would go and infect some people with them just to see what happened.

Guyshane wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:

Guyshane wrote:And those worms might mean something if I had a regular body and not one made of nuclear energy, eldritch power, magic, distilled tacheyons and mad science

A valid point. I was actually kind of hoping you would go and infect some people with them just to see what happened.

Well geez dude all you had to do was ask

Guyshane wrote:Right then. Pyro get over here Sicon and I need you for an experiment

The Wild West Pyro wrote:

Guyshane wrote:Right then. Pyro get over here Sicon and I need you for an experiment

Hudda Hudda Huh.

( Arrives)

Oh, and, Holmes would like to watch the experiment.

Yes, he got the job of looking after me today.

Sicon112 wrote:Like I said, your lasers are just under some very well built hallucinations.

Guyshane wrote:

The Wild West Pyro wrote:

Guyshane wrote:Right then. Pyro get over here Sicon and I need you for an experiment

Hudda Hudda Huh.

( Arrives)

Oh, and, Holmes would like to watch the experiment.

Yes, he got the job of looking after me today.

Well thats quite alright. *Stabs needle into Pyro and injects deadly parasites*

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:Like I said, your lasers are just under some very well built hallucinations.

*facepalm*
What happened to SCIENCE now, Sicon? They're LASERS. Automatic EM spectrum immunity. They're not susceptible to hallucinations! ...and, since your hallucination machines were the only defenses that my lasers hadn't disposed of, one way or another...

Hell with this.
*wanders off*
Someone else can attack Sicon. Unless he repairs his doom fortress first. Which he probably will. Here.
*tosses Sicon a baby artificially intelligent laser*
Use this as you see fit.

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:Like I said, your lasers are just under some very well built hallucinations.

*facepalm*
What happened to SCIENCE now, Sicon? They're LASERS. Automatic EM spectrum immunity. They're not susceptible to hallucinations! ...and, since your hallucination machines were the only defenses that my lasers hadn't disposed of, one way or another...

Hell with this.
*wanders off*
Someone else can attack Sicon. Unless he repairs his doom fortress first. Which he probably will. Here.
*tosses Sicon a baby artificially intelligent laser*
Use this as you see fit.