Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:11 amThe Wild West Pyro wrote:( Morgan runs over and heals Pyro, then sends Sicon and Guyshane flying with one of her spells.)
( Holmes runs over and takes Pyro to the Coffee Room Hospital.)
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:12 amPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:13 amThe Wild West Pyro wrote:(Quixote, now really crazy after reading all the Chivalry books, turns around shaking, grinning like a loony and with bloodshot eyes.)
( He sees the doom fortress. In his madness, he sees a castle with an evil king, oppressing the people and the king's knights are regularly kidnapping pretty girls and raping them.)
Quixote: AN EVIL KING LIVES IN THE FORTRESS! I SHALL VANQUISH HIM!
( He gets on his mustang and charges towards Sicon's Fortress)
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:13 amGuyshane wrote:Dammit Morgana! I need to record these results, Sicon is going to help me with the nuclear coffee in exchange. *teleports next to Pyro holding a clipboard* Now how do you feel?
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:14 amSicon112 wrote:The Wild West Pyro wrote:(Quixote, now really crazy after reading all the Chivalry books, turns around shaking, grinning like a loony and with bloodshot eyes.)
( He sees the doom fortress. In his madness, he sees a castle with an evil king, oppressing the people and the king's knights are regularly kidnapping pretty girls and raping them.)
Quixote: AN EVIL KING LIVES IN THE FORTRESS! I SHALL VANQUISH HIM!
( He gets on his mustang and charges towards Sicon's Fortress)
How amusing. He fell for the mirage over the deathpit of piranhas. My doom fortress is in another plan of existence, silly knight. You can't just look over and see it.
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:15 amSicon112 wrote:I do not believe you get what a hallucination is. A hallucination is produced by the BRAIN. If they are intelligent, they can hallucinate. EM spectrums have nothing to do with it.
Sicon112 wrote:Also, I dropped your invasion force into the void white void.
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:16 amThe Wild West Pyro wrote:Sicon112 wrote:The Wild West Pyro wrote:(Quixote, now really crazy after reading all the Chivalry books, turns around shaking, grinning like a loony and with bloodshot eyes.)
( He sees the doom fortress. In his madness, he sees a castle with an evil king, oppressing the people and the king's knights are regularly kidnapping pretty girls and raping them.)
Quixote: AN EVIL KING LIVES IN THE FORTRESS! I SHALL VANQUISH HIM!
( He gets on his mustang and charges towards Sicon's Fortress)
How amusing. He fell for the mirage over the deathpit of piranhas. My doom fortress is in another plan of existence, silly knight. You can't just look over and see it.
Um... look.
( Quixote, intact, who has killed all the piranhas and is now cooking ten Piranhas on his lance over a roaring fire.)
He's got the wrong idea.
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:16 amThe Wild West Pyro wrote:Guyshane wrote:Dammit Morgana! I need to record these results, Sicon is going to help me with the nuclear coffee in exchange. *teleports next to Pyro holding a clipboard* Now how do you feel?
OK-ish.
( Points to Holmes, who is quickly digging out the parasites while Morgana concentrates her healing energy on Pyro)
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:16 amQara-Xuan Zenith wrote:Sicon112 wrote:I do not believe you get what a hallucination is. A hallucination is produced by the BRAIN. If they are intelligent, they can hallucinate. EM spectrums have nothing to do with it.
ARTIFICIALLY intelligent, Sicon. Computers can't hallucinate; neither can my lasers.Sicon112 wrote:Also, I dropped your invasion force into the void white void.
Um... I'm not sure WHAT you dropped in there, but I never sent an invasion force.
Also, you're seriously going to look a gift laser in the mouth?
I just neutralized your defenses and WALKED AWAY, dude. I GAVE YOU A FREE LASER. But hey, if you don't WANT it, I'll take it back. Sheesh.
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:17 amQara-Xuan Zenith wrote:Sicon112 wrote:I do not believe you get what a hallucination is. A hallucination is produced by the BRAIN. If they are intelligent, they can hallucinate. EM spectrums have nothing to do with it.
ARTIFICIALLY intelligent, Sicon. Computers can't hallucinate; neither can my lasers.Sicon112 wrote:Also, I dropped your invasion force into the void white void.
Um... I'm not sure WHAT you dropped in there, but I never sent an invasion force.
Also, you're seriously going to look a gift laser in the mouth?
I just neutralized your defenses and WALKED AWAY, dude. I GAVE YOU A FREE LASER. But hey, if you don't WANT it, I'll take it back. Sheesh.
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:18 amPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:19 amGuyshane wrote:The Wild West Pyro wrote:Guyshane wrote:Dammit Morgana! I need to record these results, Sicon is going to help me with the nuclear coffee in exchange. *teleports next to Pyro holding a clipboard* Now how do you feel?
OK-ish.
( Points to Holmes, who is quickly digging out the parasites while Morgana concentrates her healing energy on Pyro)
*Stabs in heart and injects more parasites into Pyro* How about now?
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:19 amThe Wild West Pyro wrote:Sicon112 wrote:That's all right. The roof is about to grow spikes and crush him.
*It does so*
And now I'm detonating the entire thing with C-4, just for fun.
*Boom*
Um... he's crawling out of the wreck, uninjured and still alive.
He just doesn't give up, does he?
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:21 amSicon112 wrote:The Wild West Pyro wrote:Sicon112 wrote:That's all right. The roof is about to grow spikes and crush him.
*It does so*
And now I'm detonating the entire thing with C-4, just for fun.
*Boom*
Um... he's crawling out of the wreck, uninjured and still alive.
He just doesn't give up, does he?
No, but I've now got him hallucinating that the castle is wherever you are currently. You might want to start running, or he will hit you with his horse.
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:21 amThe Wild West Pyro wrote:
I don't know why she's mad and targeting you, Guyshane.
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:22 amThe Wild West Pyro wrote:Er.... Quixote has taken strapped me onto his horse and made me his new squire, saying that I ran away from the evil king and he rescued me.
He is having an even more violent hallucination- that all the Metaguards in the room are really evil knights and he is going to slaughter them.
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:24 amGuyshane wrote:The Wild West Pyro wrote:
I don't know why she's mad and targeting you, Guyshane.
Well she needs to stop. This is for science.
Science!!! (shoots lighting at Morgana)
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:26 amThe Wild West Pyro wrote:Guyshane wrote:The Wild West Pyro wrote:
I don't know why she's mad and targeting you, Guyshane.
Well she needs to stop. This is for science.
Science!!! (shoots lighting at Morgana)
( She blocks it and attacks you with boulders.)
Hmm... she said that this isn't science, and she says that child abuse is a crime.
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:26 amSicon112 wrote:The Wild West Pyro wrote:Er.... Quixote has taken strapped me onto his horse and made me his new squire, saying that I ran away from the evil king and he rescued me.
He is having an even more violent hallucination- that all the Metaguards and Fictionals in the room, apart from me, are really evil knights and he is going to slaughter them.
OK, works for me, seeing as I'm not in the room! Have fun, you loony knight!
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:27 amGuyshane wrote:
Your in the coffee room, you signed a waver *Holds out waver* Law!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:29 amThe Wild West Pyro wrote:Guyshane wrote:
Your in the coffee room, you signed a waver *Holds out waver* Law!!!
She's torn it into bits and is stuffing it down your throat.
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:43 amGuyshane wrote:The Wild West Pyro wrote:Guyshane wrote:
Your in the coffee room, you signed a waver *Holds out waver* Law!!!
She's torn it into bits and is stuffing it down your throat.
*produces a new waver* Please...like I haven't prepared for this. *Stabs Pyro in the throat and injects him with more parasites*
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:47 amThe Wild West Pyro wrote:
( Morgana heals Pyro, rips the waver into bits, makes Guyshane eat it then starts wrestling with him. She proves to be very good at this, Guyshane getting smashed into the floor.)
Er... OK.
No doing anything dirty please.
Now time to stop Quixote from killing everybody.
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:49 amGuyshane wrote:The Wild West Pyro wrote:
( Morgana heals Pyro, rips the waver into bits, makes Guyshane eat it then starts wrestling with him. She proves to be very good at this, Guyshane getting smashed into the floor.)
Er... OK.
No doing anything dirty please.
Now time to stop Quixote from killing everybody.
Switch!
*Red robe falls to the ground empty*
*Nuclear ninja appears* One must do better than that
*Throws syringe which stabs Pyro in the leg and injects him with more parasites*
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:52 amThe Wild West Pyro wrote:Guyshane wrote:The Wild West Pyro wrote:
( Morgana heals Pyro, rips the waver into bits, makes Guyshane eat it then starts wrestling with him. She proves to be very good at this, Guyshane getting smashed into the floor.)
Er... OK.
No doing anything dirty please.
Now time to stop Quixote from killing everybody.
Switch!
*Red robe falls to the ground empty*
*Nuclear ninja appears* One must do better than that
*Throws syringe which stabs Pyro in the leg and injects him with more parasites*
( Morgana, bruised and fuming, heals Pyro, then attacks Guyshane with fireballs, explosions, rocks, knives, and metal.)