The Coffee Room

[The Wild West Pyro]

AAAARRRGH-

( explodes into a fireball.)

( The only remains of Pyro are his gas mask, his Shotgun, his Fire Axe, his copy of Usborne Classics Retold: Don Quixote, and several syringes in the pile of ash.)

( Morgana simply breaks down and cries over Pyro)

( Quixote approaches and scoops Pyro's remains and his ashes, chucking away the syringes, into a large barrel and putting it in his room.)

[Sicon112]

I built those things to eat people. How the hell did you cause an explosion, Shane? Is it a ninja thing?

[The Wild West Pyro]

I built those things to eat people. How the hell did you cause an explosion, Shane? Is it a ninja thing?

( Reforms himself from ashes into a 13 year old chinese kid- his normal self. And has all his stuff with him.)

He infected me with deadly parasites.

[Guyshane]

I have no idea how he did that. He should not be able to your brother is the only phoenix here. in any case I am writing it down *scribbles on the clipboard* and one more thing *Flash steps next to Pyro* Chidori! *Strikes Pyro with the attack.* That is for making things so difficult

[The Wild West Pyro]

I have no idea how he did that. He should not be able to your brother is the only phoenix here. in any case I am writing it down *scribbles on the clipboard* and one more thing *Flash steps next to Pyro* Chidori! *Strikes Pyro with the attack.* That is for making things so difficult

( Is saved when he lands onto a sofa.)

(Morgana heals him, with wet cheeks, red eyes, and glaring at Guyshane.)

We Pyros can do that. We mastered how to do a Hadouken during World War 1. And we learned how to do the Armageddon taunt in World War 2. We learned the Phoenix technique during World War 2 as well, after a Pyro and his comrades saved an old Chinese Priest in Hong Kong during the battle in Stanley. The priest, in return, gave them food, shelter, and taught them the Phoenix technique.

There. Done.

[AMimsyBorogove]

Phoenix? Did someone say phoenix? I heard someone say phoenix.

*explodes through the everything, firing off a Immortal Fire Bird ~ Flying Phoenix for no real reason.*

...

Wait, did you just reincarnate in a burst of flames...?

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[The Wild West Pyro]

Phoenix? Did someone say phoenix? I heard someone say phoenix.

*explodes through the everything, firing off a Immortal Fire Bird ~ Flying Phoenix for no real reason.*

...

Wait, did you just reincarnate in a burst of flames...?

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Mimsy, you're a bit late-

Don Quixote just killed every fictional and Metaguard in the room at the moment due to severe madness. Apart from you, Sicon, Shane, Me, Himself and Morgana.

They'll all respawn in a moment.

Meanwhile, Morgana is busy burying Moriarty's body.

[Sicon112]

Phoenix? Did someone say phoenix? I heard someone say phoenix.

*explodes through the everything, firing off a Immortal Fire Bird ~ Flying Phoenix for no real reason.*

...

Wait, did you just reincarnate in a burst of flames...?

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Mimsy, you're a bit late-

Don Quixote just killed every fictional and Metaguard in the room at the moment due to severe madness. Apart from you, Sicon, Shane, Me, Himself and Morgana.

They'll all respawn in a moment.

Meanwhile, Morgana is busy burying Moriarty's body.

Meanwhile meanwhile, Mimsy is murdering you... Ouch, pissed off firebird...

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Why is it that all of the amusing stuff happens while I'm asleep? Oh well. Anyone want assistance?

[AMimsyBorogove]

Oh, wait, I forgot I switched power sets over to Utsuho. One moment, please. Ehem, take 2.

HEAVEN AND HELL MELTDOWN!

There. Much better.

*summons two suns, one on either side of Pyro, both of them probably larger than the whole coffee room, then fills every last inch of the everything with bullets.*

[The Finch]

Oh, wait, I forgot I switched power sets over to Utsuho. One moment, please. Ehem, take 2.

HEAVEN AND HELL MELTDOWN!

There. Much better.

*summons two suns, one on either side of Pyro, both of them probably larger than the whole coffee room, then fills every last inch of the everything with bullets.*

TRANSFORM!

(Changes into a bullet-proof vest)

[Victin]

Oh, wait, I forgot I switched power sets over to Utsuho. One moment, please. Ehem, take 2.

HEAVEN AND HELL MELTDOWN!

There. Much better.

*summons two suns, one on either side of Pyro, both of them probably larger than the whole coffee room, then fills every last inch of the everything with bullets.*

TRANSFORM!

(Changes into a bullet-proof vest)

*wears Finch*
THIS IS TOO TIGHT! (I am a few thousands of Scarab/Maggots in a giant robot in a giant robot)

[The Wild West Pyro]

( Wakes up)

OK, everyone's respawned.

Guys, just a minor problem-

Mr. A's top part of his head has been sliced off.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

*chuckles* Irony. I'll get to work on it, but I'll need a copy of Team Fortress 2, an external CD Drive, and on of those doctor headpieces.

[The Wild West Pyro]

*chuckles* Irony. I'll get to work on it, but I'll need a copy of Team Fortress 2, an external CD Drive, and on of those doctor headpieces.

( Tosses him the standalone PC Version of Team Fortress 2, a compact external CD Drive, and the Medic's Mirror hat.)

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

*hooks CD drive to mallet, loads TF2, puts on mirror hat, and converts mallet into medigun* I can't believe that actually worked! *shoots Mr. Administrator, healing his head* And now, everything is normal-ish.

[The Wild West Pyro]

*hooks CD drive to mallet, loads TF2, puts on mirror hat, and converts mallet into medigun* I can't believe that actually worked! *shoots Mr. Administrator, healing his head* And now, everything is normal-ish.

( Takes a good luck at medigun)

Explains everything then.

You're using the Quick Fix!

[JRPictures]

*still not here*

[The Wild West Pyro]

Well, time to relax.

( Floor explodes. Mr. A and all the Metaguards and Fictionals, including the Cabal, jump up and look in horror.)

OH CRAP HE'S HERE! HE'S HERE!

CTHULHU HAS ARRIVED!

[S_o_S]

... Can I just get a hot chocolate now?

[eli_gone_crazy]

... Can I just get a hot chocolate now?

*the choccolate is poisoned*

SURE!

[Victin]

... Can I just get a hot chocolate now?

*the choccolate is poisoned*

SURE!

¬_¬ Vanessa...
Just how I taught you! I'm proud!

[eli_gone_crazy]

... Can I just get a hot chocolate now?

*the choccolate is poisoned*

SURE!

¬_¬ Vanessa...
Just how I taught you! I'm proud!

*rolls eyes*
*kills victin with the master sword*

So, SOS, how about that chocolate?

[Victin]

*the choccolate is poisoned*

SURE!

¬_¬ Vanessa...
Just how I taught you! I'm proud!

*rolls eyes*
*kills victin with the master sword*

So, SOS, how about that chocolate?

*ressurects as a giant*

YOU'RE GROUNDED!!!

*puts the universe over eli*

[eli_gone_crazy]

¬_¬ Vanessa...
Just how I taught you! I'm proud!

*rolls eyes*
*kills victin with the master sword*

So, SOS, how about that chocolate?

*ressurects as a giant*

YOU'RE GROUNDED!!!

*puts the universe over eli*

*ducks*
*universe crashes*
you broke it.