The Coffee Room

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Drat! There was sanity in the Coffee Room, and I wasn't there to relish in it! Oh, and why is John Cleese still here?

Someone give him some Reen stuff, and fast. He looks like he'll need it.

[Guyshane]

Drat! There was sanity in the Coffee Room, and I wasn't there to relish in it! Oh, and why is John Cleese still here?

Because you don't F*** with John Cleese

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Well, that makes sense. Also, what's Reen Stuff? It seems... peculiar.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Well, that makes sense. Also, what's Reen Stuff? It seems... peculiar.

It's what you get when BONSUS GIRL tries to brew up the Green Stuff. It's sort of like Green Stuff, but more so. Also, I'm pretty sure it's the reason why I have lasers that crave human flesh.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

...That explains so much. I'm good with my cocoa, but thanks.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

...That explains so much. I'm good with my cocoa, but thanks.

I didn't want to give it to YOU. I was talking about Cleese. Guy just caused the coffeepocalypse; he deserves some Reen.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

...Oh. Sorry. Yeah, he deserves it, and perhaps honorary Metaguard status. However, maybe that's too much. I tend too take things a step too far. Sorry.

[Guyshane]

I better get a trope for bringing in Cleese and nearly destroying the coffee room

[The Wild West Pyro]

Drat! There was sanity in the Coffee Room, and I wasn't there to relish in it! Oh, and why is John Cleese still here?

Because you don't F*** with John Cleese

Sure. Look what he did to Quixote!

[The Wild West Pyro]

*uses triforce to reset coffee room*
you may direct your thanks/cries for mercy here.

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!

( The fictionals and Metaguards breathe a sigh of relief as Cleese is " forcibly evicted" by Quixote.)

Quixote: I WILL NOW DUEL WITH THIS KNAVE.

( He draws his sword. Then gives Cleese the Holy Mackeral)

Quixote: AND NOW YOU MUST DEFEAT ME, DON QUIXOTE, KNIGHT OF THE LONG FACE, THE MIGHTIEST KNIGHT IN ALL OF SPAIN, WITH A FISH!

Soon:

( Cleese chops off Quixote's arm)

Quixote: It is but a minor scratch.

( Cleese chops off Quixote's other arm)

Quixote: I MAY HAVE NO ARMS, BUT US KNIGHT ERRANTS ARE INVINCIBLE!\

( Cleese gets his face sprayed with blood. Then Quixote gets his legs chopped off. Cleese drops the fish and walks out of the Coffee Shop.)

Quixote: COME BACK HERE, YOU COWARDLY ROGUE! I'LL BITE ALL YOUR ARMS OFF! AND YOUR LEGS! AND YOUR SPINE! AND YOUR PRIVATES TOO!

Yeah, that's what he did.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Well, it's still Thanksgiving to me, so who wants pie? I'm going to leave a Pie of Many Flavors here, and go to sleep. G'Night!

[IslaKariese]

Well, it's still Thanksgiving to me, so who wants pie? I'm going to leave a Pie of Many Flavors here, and go to sleep. G'Night!

*Takes a bite and savors the taste of the sweet potatoes she craves, ignoring the pink smoke coming from her ears*

[The Wild West Pyro]

Well, it's still Thanksgiving to me, so who wants pie? I'm going to leave a Pie of Many Flavors here, and go to sleep. G'Night!

*Takes a bite and savors the taste of the sweet potatoes she craves, ignoring the pink smoke coming from her ears*

( Does the same)

Mmmmmm.....nice.

( Heads off, then stops.)

What is that horrific burning smell?

( Runs into the kitchen )

Oh Quixote!

[JRPictures]

*still hiding like a ninja and drinking Blue Stuff (C)*

[eli_gone_crazy]

*still hiding like a ninja and drinking Blue Stuff (C)*

Can I join you?
(I will warn you though, blue stuff made me into a superhero fictional from another dimension that controls time and has a master sword)

[H22]

*still hiding like a ninja and drinking Blue Stuff (C)*

Can I join you?
(I will warn you though, blue stuff made me into a superhero fictional from another dimension that controls time and has a master sword)

Tame enough.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Why do people feel the need to drink toxic substances to become superheroes? Just use logic-defying technology.

[H22]

*glugs a bottle of cynaide* Because it works! *clonk*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Fair point.

[The Wild West Pyro]

( Drinks a can of Boosted Bonk!Atomic PUNCH)

IT REALLY WORKS!

( Runs at the speed of light)

YEEAAAAAAAAAAH!

[H22]

Red Bull gives you w...
Hold on, what the hell's going on? Help! HEEEELP! I'm flying!

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Wait, commercials and slogans are to be taken literally here?

[H22]

Wait, commercials and slogans are to be taken literally here?

I'm not even going to answer that. Also,
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Drat! There was sanity in the Coffee Room, and I wasn't there to relish in it! Oh, and why is John Cleese still here?

There wasn't sanity. In the coffee room, sanity is insane. Is John Cleese still here?

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Yeah, he's over there.

[H22]

Hi, it's a huge pleasure to meet you.