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Re: The Coffee Room
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Thu Nov 22, 2012 11:05 pmby Qara-Xuan Zenith
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:Drat! There was sanity in the Coffee Room, and I wasn't there to relish in it! Oh, and why is John Cleese still here?
Someone give him some Reen stuff, and fast. He looks like he'll need it.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Thu Nov 22, 2012 11:06 pmby Guyshane
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:Drat! There was sanity in the Coffee Room, and I wasn't there to relish in it! Oh, and why is John Cleese still here?
Because you don't F*** with John Cleese
Re: The Coffee Room
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Thu Nov 22, 2012 11:08 pmby Genndy Oda C.O.G.
Well, that makes sense. Also, what's Reen Stuff? It seems... peculiar.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Thu Nov 22, 2012 11:12 pmby Qara-Xuan Zenith
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:Well, that makes sense. Also, what's Reen Stuff? It seems... peculiar.
It's what you get when BONSUS GIRL tries to brew up the
Green Stuff. It's sort of like Green Stuff, but more so. Also, I'm pretty sure it's the reason why I have lasers that crave human flesh.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Thu Nov 22, 2012 11:13 pmby Genndy Oda C.O.G.
...That explains so much. I'm good with my cocoa, but thanks.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Thu Nov 22, 2012 11:29 pmby Qara-Xuan Zenith
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:...That explains so much. I'm good with my cocoa, but thanks.
I didn't want to give it to YOU. I was talking about Cleese. Guy just caused the coffeepocalypse; he deserves some Reen.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Thu Nov 22, 2012 11:30 pmby Genndy Oda C.O.G.
...Oh. Sorry. Yeah, he deserves it, and perhaps honorary Metaguard status. However, maybe that's too much. I tend too take things a step too far. Sorry.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Thu Nov 22, 2012 11:35 pmby Guyshane
I better get a trope for bringing in Cleese and nearly destroying the coffee room
Re: The Coffee Room
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Thu Nov 22, 2012 11:44 pmby The Wild West Pyro
Guyshane wrote:Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:Drat! There was sanity in the Coffee Room, and I wasn't there to relish in it! Oh, and why is John Cleese still here?
Because you don't F*** with John Cleese
Sure. Look what he did to Quixote!
Re: The Coffee Room
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Thu Nov 22, 2012 11:45 pmby The Wild West Pyro
The Wild West Pyro wrote:eli_gone_crazy wrote:*uses triforce to reset coffee room*
you may direct your thanks/cries for mercy here.
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!
( The fictionals and Metaguards breathe a sigh of relief as Cleese is " forcibly evicted" by Quixote.)
Quixote: I WILL NOW DUEL WITH THIS KNAVE.
( He draws his sword. Then gives Cleese the Holy Mackeral)
Quixote: AND NOW YOU MUST DEFEAT ME, DON QUIXOTE, KNIGHT OF THE LONG FACE, THE MIGHTIEST KNIGHT IN ALL OF SPAIN, WITH A FISH!
Soon:
( Cleese chops off Quixote's arm)
Quixote: It is but a minor scratch.
( Cleese chops off Quixote's other arm)
Quixote: I MAY HAVE NO ARMS, BUT US KNIGHT ERRANTS ARE INVINCIBLE!\
( Cleese gets his face sprayed with blood. Then Quixote gets his legs chopped off. Cleese drops the fish and walks out of the Coffee Shop.)
Quixote: COME BACK HERE, YOU COWARDLY ROGUE! I'LL BITE ALL YOUR ARMS OFF! AND YOUR LEGS! AND YOUR SPINE! AND YOUR PRIVATES TOO!
Yeah, that's what he did.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Thu Nov 22, 2012 11:51 pmby Genndy Oda C.O.G.
Well, it's still Thanksgiving to me, so who wants pie? I'm going to leave a Pie of Many Flavors here, and go to sleep. G'Night!
Re: The Coffee Room
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Thu Nov 22, 2012 11:59 pmby IslaKariese
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:Well, it's still Thanksgiving to me, so who wants pie? I'm going to leave a Pie of Many Flavors here, and go to sleep. G'Night!
*Takes a bite and savors the taste of the sweet potatoes she craves, ignoring the pink smoke coming from her ears*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Fri Nov 23, 2012 12:47 amby The Wild West Pyro
IslaKariese wrote:Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:Well, it's still Thanksgiving to me, so who wants pie? I'm going to leave a Pie of Many Flavors here, and go to sleep. G'Night!
*Takes a bite and savors the taste of the sweet potatoes she craves, ignoring the pink smoke coming from her ears*
( Does the same)
Mmmmmm.....nice.
( Heads off, then stops.)
What is that horrific burning smell?
( Runs into the kitchen )
Oh Quixote!
Re: The Coffee Room
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Fri Nov 23, 2012 3:22 amby JRPictures
*still hiding like a ninja and drinking Blue Stuff (C)*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Fri Nov 23, 2012 8:23 amby eli_gone_crazy
JRPictures wrote:*still hiding like a ninja and drinking Blue Stuff (C)*
Can I join you?
(I will warn you though, blue stuff made me into a superhero fictional from another dimension that controls time and has a master sword)
Re: The Coffee Room
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Fri Nov 23, 2012 8:31 amby H22
eli_gone_crazy wrote:JRPictures wrote:*still hiding like a ninja and drinking Blue Stuff (C)*
Can I join you?
(I will warn you though, blue stuff made me into a superhero fictional from another dimension that controls time and has a master sword)
Tame enough.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Fri Nov 23, 2012 9:14 amby Genndy Oda C.O.G.
Why do people feel the need to drink toxic substances to become superheroes? Just use logic-defying technology.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Fri Nov 23, 2012 9:36 amby H22
*glugs a bottle of cynaide* Because it works! *clonk*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Fri Nov 23, 2012 9:37 amby Genndy Oda C.O.G.
Fair point.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Fri Nov 23, 2012 9:37 amby The Wild West Pyro
( Drinks a can of Boosted Bonk!Atomic PUNCH)
IT REALLY WORKS!
( Runs at the speed of light)
YEEAAAAAAAAAAH!
Re: The Coffee Room
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Fri Nov 23, 2012 9:41 amby H22
Red Bull gives you w...
Hold on, what the hell's going on? Help! HEEEELP! I'm flying!
Re: The Coffee Room
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Fri Nov 23, 2012 9:49 amby Genndy Oda C.O.G.
Wait, commercials and slogans are to be taken literally here?
Re: The Coffee Room
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Fri Nov 23, 2012 10:25 amby H22
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:Wait, commercials and slogans are to be taken literally here?
I'm not even going to answer that. Also,
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Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:Drat! There was sanity in the Coffee Room, and I wasn't there to relish in it! Oh, and why is John Cleese still here?
There wasn't sanity. In the coffee room, sanity is insane. Is John Cleese still here?
Re: The Coffee Room
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Fri Nov 23, 2012 10:29 amby Genndy Oda C.O.G.
Yeah, he's over there.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Fri Nov 23, 2012 10:35 amby H22
Hi, it's a huge pleasure to meet you.