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Not sure if he can hear you. Last time I saw Cleese, half his consciousness had warped into a different dimension. I think he mixed the Blue Stuff JR gave him with the Reen stuff.

Fortunately, though, I haven't detected any difference in him based on what he's saying.

What are you implying?

H22 wrote:What are you implying?

I'm implying that you should never ever mix the Blue Stuff with the Reen Stuff.
Not like I'd know. All I get are flesh-eating lasers that can read your mind.

Wait, you can read minds‽ (Now I'm really worried! The levels of insanity here are above and beyond my previous expectations!)

But what if you mix the PURPLE STUFF?

UPD: just invisibility, all wisdom and brilliance with daggers, unfortunately. Oh, and veryone else gets radiation poisoning.

H22 wrote:But what if you mix the PURPLE STUFF?

UPD: just invisibility, all wisdom and brilliance with daggers, unfortunately. Oh, and veryone else gets radiation poisoning.

Except for the people who are physiologically incapable of getting it. Instead I just got a twenty dollar bill. Huh.

Sicon112 wrote:

H22 wrote:But what if you mix the PURPLE STUFF?

UPD: just invisibility, all wisdom and brilliance with daggers, unfortunately. Oh, and veryone else gets radiation poisoning.

Except for the people who are physiologically incapable of getting it. Instead I just got a twenty dollar bill. Huh.

That would have made Hiroshima, Nagasaki, the cold war et. al. so very different.
What does this Green Stuff taste like anyway?

Sicon112 wrote: Instead I just got a twenty dollar bill. Huh.

Yes, that does look like a twenty-dollar bill, doesn't it?

*aside* Well done, my pretties; well done!

I look forward to seeing you try to spend it. Or let go of it, actually.

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:

Sicon112 wrote: Instead I just got a twenty dollar bill. Huh.

Yes, that does look like a twenty-dollar bill, doesn't it?

*aside* Well done, my pretties; well done!

I look forward to seeing you try to spend it. Or let go of it, actually.

Nah, I already had it incinerated. In the coffee room oven. *oven explodes*

Oh wow, who would have guessed? Apparently me.

Sicon112 wrote:Nah, I already had it incinerated. In the coffee room oven. *oven explodes*

Oh wow, who would have guessed? Apparently me.

Oh god your hand your hand. Didn't you realize that it was tearing off raw strips of your skin where you touched it? OH GOD YOUR HAND I CAN'T LOOK.

...You know what? I am SO SICK of everything turning into lasers around me. First person to find me a demonic drink in this place that I can actually DRINK gets a free pet laser-shark.

You're assuming there's only one note. And that the oven is enough to destroy it. *Watches Sicon's skin go green* You assumed wrong.

Try this Brown Stuff, Qara. You'll never notice any difference to you.

It's true! You'll never NOTICE...

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:Nah, I already had it incinerated. In the coffee room oven. *oven explodes*

Oh wow, who would have guessed? Apparently me.

Oh god your hand your hand. Didn't you realize that it was tearing off raw strips of your skin where you touched it? OH GOD YOUR HAND I CAN'T LOOK.

...You know what? I am SO SICK of everything turning into lasers around me. First person to find me a demonic drink in this place that I can actually DRINK gets a free pet laser-shark.

Well I don't know if it's demonic, per se, I mean it SEEMS to be singing heavenly praises at me through the glass, but you could have this bottle of white stuff I found under the counter. It was just, you know, lying around. In a safe. Which I only had to pick a LITTLE bit. Inside of another safe, which... Well if Xana didn't WANT us to drink the white stuff, he should've made his combination password harder to guess.

I'm pretty sure there are copyright issues with that, Scarab. Qara might find herself wearing baggy, flowery clothes.
Hell, if it's in that many safes it must be safer than the Reen Stuff. Try this Magnolia Stuff. It seems to be muttering somethuing about neutral shades and flowery cushions. Souns safer than a white liquid singing the Sanctus.

Sicon112 wrote:

H22 wrote:But what if you mix the PURPLE STUFF?

UPD: just invisibility, all wisdom and brilliance with daggers, unfortunately. Oh, and veryone else gets radiation poisoning.

Except for the people who are physiologically incapable of getting it. Instead I just got a twenty dollar bill. Huh.

Really? because I got an armadillo. *holds up armadillo*

mumble mumble maybe don't mumble mutter. *Watches armadillo turn pink and float away* Poor armadillo. *Turns invisible and stabs Guyshane repeatedly* Ah well.

One would think people would have gotten this figured out by now. I am made of the very flames of my own existence! I have no skin! That was just a dummy I left there to slowly melt away into some new experimental toxins and fill the room with poison.

Sicon112 wrote:One would think people would have gotten this figured out by now. I am made of the very flames of my own existence! I have no skin! That was just a dummy I left there to slowly melt away into some new experimental toxins and fill the room with poison.

And I thought people had learned that physical attacks don't work on me and yet *gestures to H attempting to stab him* I guess we just have to live with disappointment

I did notice that, Sicon. You don't seem to realise I'M just a dummy. No, it was just a ploy to be able to use a fire extinguisher on you. Which worked, by the way. And those toxins? Can't get to me. I'm invisible, remember?

Don't worry, Guy. It's just advanced psychological warfare. Now for Stage 2: forcing you to listen to Gangnam Style all day. At 700 decibels.

H22 wrote:mumble mumble maybe don't mumble mutter. *Watches armadillo turn pink and float away* Poor armadillo. *Turns invisible and stabs Guyshane repeatedly* Ah well.

No.
Turn invisible all you want. But you're not stabbing anyone in here. You don't want to do that.

I assume that's your priority? *Steps back gingerly* I don't want to interfere...*Runs*.

Pixelmage wrote:

H22 wrote:mumble mumble maybe don't mumble mutter. *Watches armadillo turn pink and float away* Poor armadillo. *Turns invisible and stabs Guyshane repeatedly* Ah well.

No.
Turn invisible all you want. But you're not stabbing anyone in here. You don't want to do that.

*Sips white stuff* Oh, how I've missed that joyous, musical speech.

H22 wrote:I did notice that, Sicon. You don't seem to realise I'M just a dummy. No, it was just a ploy to be able to use a fire extinguisher on you. Which worked, by the way. And those toxins? Can't get to me. I'm invisible, remember?

No one used a fire extinguisher on me. I'm somewhere else entirely. Invisibility does not help against toxins, but just because I will now create an enormous cannon that fires only at things which are not affected by light, in other words, things that are invisible. Yay.

*fires cannon*

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

JRPictures wrote:*still hiding like a ninja and drinking Blue Stuff (C)*

Can I join you?
(I will warn you though, blue stuff made me into a superhero fictional from another dimension that controls time and has a master sword)

Yeah sure I'm a Superhero too so I can handle it.

JRPictures wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

JRPictures wrote:*still hiding like a ninja and drinking Blue Stuff (C)*

Can I join you?
(I will warn you though, blue stuff made me into a superhero fictional from another dimension that controls time and has a master sword)

Yeah sure I'm a Superhero too so I can handle it.

cool. I can shoot lasers out of my hands and control time. and you?