The Coffee Room

[JRPictures]

cool. I can shoot lasers out of my hands and control time. and you?

Telepathy and Telekinesis. I almost had Reality Warping.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Lucky. All I've got is the Mallet To End All Mallets. It's pretty cool, but it's no superpower.

[eli_gone_crazy]

cool. I can shoot lasers out of my hands and control time. and you?

Telepathy and Telekinesis. I almost had Reality Warping.

well one reality warper is enough.
for twenty million dollars I'll get you reality warping

[JRPictures]

cool. I can shoot lasers out of my hands and control time. and you?

Telepathy and Telekinesis. I almost had Reality Warping.

well one reality warper is enough.
for twenty million dollars I'll get you reality warping

Is that so?

Let me just rob a bank with my powers. don't worry I'll compensate them later.

[The Wild West Pyro]

OK...

( drinks Non Insane Invisibility Formula)

(Comes back wrapped in bandages, goggles and wearing a fedora.)

AHA! A GANG PREPARING TO ATTACK AN ORPHANAGE!

( Taps their leader, Stealy Mcstealymann on the shoulder)

Leader: Eh?

( Two minutes later)

Gang: HOLY F*****G HELL HE'S INVISIBLE!

( Throws bandages at them then takes out Half Life crowbar)

( Later...)

Police: Thank you very much.

[S_o_S]

*walks in*

*hits Victin with an axe*

*leaves*

[eli_gone_crazy]

*walks in*

*hits Victin with an axe*

*leaves*

*cheers SOS on*

[Victin]

*grounds eli and stabs SoS with Pixel*

[eli_gone_crazy]

*grounds eli and stabs SoS with Pixel*

*ungrounds self*
I.... think your parenting skills need work.

*ducks the imminent explosion of knives from pixel*

[Victin]

*grounds eli and stabs SoS with Pixel*

*ungrounds self*
I.... think your parenting skills need work.

*ducks the imminent explosion of knives from pixel*

/hack={parenting.skillz=beyond_infinite}
*grounds eli again and runs with her to another universe, dodging iminent knife explosion*

[eli_gone_crazy]

*grounds eli and stabs SoS with Pixel*

*ungrounds self*
I.... think your parenting skills need work.

*ducks the imminent explosion of knives from pixel*

/hack={parenting.skillz=beyond_infinite}
*grounds eli again and runs with her to another universe, dodging iminent knife explosion*

*uses hack to exploit the "i-am-an-adult-clause*
*runs towards the coffee room*
*hides in pillow fortress of doom*

[Victin]

*ungrounds self*
I.... think your parenting skills need work.

*ducks the imminent explosion of knives from pixel*

/hack={parenting.skillz=beyond_infinite}
*grounds eli again and runs with her to another universe, dodging iminent knife explosion*

*uses hack to exploit the "i-am-an-adult-clause*
*runs towards the coffee room*
*hides in pillow fortress of doom*

/hack={eli.age=8_yo}
*brings eli back to another dimension and grounds her there*

[Pixelmage]

Knife Spam. Denied.
I don't work on demand, dear Vic.

[Victin]

Knife Spam. Denied.
I don't work on demand, dear Vic.

I don't like your behavior, little Pixel
*stabs Pixel infinite+1 times*

[Victin]

Ed isn't an administrator anymore. Discuss.

[Scarab]

Ed isn't an administrator anymore. Discuss.

...You chose to bring this up in the COFFEE ROOM? Thread, people! Thread!

[S_o_S]

Knife Spam. Denied.
I don't work on demand, dear Vic.

*brofists Pixel and slips him a 20*

[Blurred_9L]

Everytime I pass through, I can't help but think I should have brought extra lives...

[Pixelmage]

Everytime I pass through, I can't help but think I should have brought extra lives...

Nah, those won't matter. You'll just respawn when you're killed anyway. And don't worry. You will be killed.

[Blurred_9L]

Nah, those won't matter. You'll just respawn when you're killed anyway. And don't worry. You will be killed.

Can I stab somebody in here? Or are stabbings banned here too?

[Pixelmage]

Nah, those won't matter. You'll just respawn when you're killed anyway. And don't worry. You will be killed.

Can I stab somebody in here? Or are stabbings banned here too?

I'm the stabber. Massive walls made of knives and all. I can lend you one knife or two on occasion, but in general, that Weapon of Choice is already taken.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Nah, those won't matter. You'll just respawn when you're killed anyway. And don't worry. You will be killed.

Can I stab somebody in here? Or are stabbings banned here too?

I'm the stabber. Massive walls made of knives and all. I can lend you one knife or two on occasion, but in general, that Weapon of Choice is already taken.

In that case, may I please have permission to reference you by using knives as one of the projectiles in my Coffee Room Combo Blast technique? I've done it before, but I'd like to have permission for it.

[Blurred_9L]

Nah, those won't matter. You'll just respawn when you're killed anyway. And don't worry. You will be killed.

Can I stab somebody in here? Or are stabbings banned here too?

I'm the stabber. Massive walls made of knives and all. I can lend you one knife or two on occasion, but in general, that Weapon of Choice is already taken.

Meh, guess I'll have to improvise something when the time comes... But I'll probably accept the offer too, just because it's nice to use a knife every once in while

[The Wild West Pyro]

My Weapon of Choice?

I have three- a Walther P99 ( Silenced), a TF2 Shotgun and a Half Life Crowbar.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

I just use the Ω-Mallet.