The Coffee Room

[Scarab]

How is it everytime I get home I find my poor little shop smashed to atoms?

*Looks around suspiciously and hides hands behind back*

I really have NO idea. We have absolutely nothing to do with it. Do WE have anything to do with this, guys?

[AMimsyBorogove]

Er... It only seems to trigger after I die horribly. While it is nice to have functional immortalit-

*Mid-sentence Falcon Pawnch'd into nonexistence*

"OHGODWHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

*BOOP. Time Loop'd.*

It only seems to trigger after I die horribly.

[Sicon112]

How is it everytime I get home I find my poor little shop smashed to atoms?

Hey, it sure as hell isn't ME. I'm just doing what one should do in places like this. Drink. *voice comes from behind a gigantic wall of bottles* In other news, I appear to have inadvertently created myself a second indestructible doom fortress. Cool.

[Scarab]

How is it everytime I get home I find my poor little shop smashed to atoms?

Hey, it sure as hell isn't ME. I'm just doing what one should do in places like this. Drink. *voice comes from behind a gigantic wall of bottles* In other news, I appear to have inadvertently created myself a second indestructible doom fortress. Cool.

Oooh... doom fortress.

Can we come in?

[Sicon112]

How is it everytime I get home I find my poor little shop smashed to atoms?

Hey, it sure as hell isn't ME. I'm just doing what one should do in places like this. Drink. *voice comes from behind a gigantic wall of bottles* In other news, I appear to have inadvertently created myself a second indestructible doom fortress. Cool.

Oooh... doom fortress.

Can we come in?

No! It's a doom fortress! Why would I just let people in?

[AMimsyBorogove]

*voice from behind Sicon*

Holy crap! You have an Eldritch, space-time warping minifridge in here? And it's full of Green Stuff? Awesom-

*minifridge eats meh.*

*Boop. Timeloop'd.*

Ow.

[Sicon112]

*voice from behind Sicon*

Holy crap! You have an Eldritch, space-time warping minifridge in here? And it's full of Green Stuff? Awesom-

*minifridge eats meh.*

*Boop. Timeloop'd.*

Ow.

*lights him on fire, then smashes him through the floor into the basement with a wave of swords* Out.

[The Finch]

Six. You're looking an awful lot like Pinkie on a Cupcake day...

DEAR CELESTIA

WAIT

Am... I pink...?

Depends. Are you a Celestia from Hasbro?[/quote]

...
...
...
No, not really...

Three-Horned Demigod with Golden Horseshoes?

Awesome.

[AMimsyBorogove]

*timelooped*

Was the fridge of death not enough for you? Geez. Well then, if you're going to spam your avatar's powers for no explicable reason...

A wise man once said- NON-DIRECTIONAL LASER!!!!!!!

*proceeds to release the spinning laser of doom to eradicate everything in the general vicinity.*

[Sicon112]

*timelooped*

Was the fridge of death not enough for you? Geez. Well then, if you're going to spam your avatar's powers for no explicable reason...

A wise man once said- NON-DIRECTIONAL LASER!!!!!!!

*proceeds to release the spinning laser of doom to eradicate everything in the general vicinity.*

*teleports out of the area and into his real doom fortress in the back just as Scarab walks in in time to get hit with the laser*

[Scarab]

Okay, guys, where's this Holy Grail and deadly poison we're supposed to be experimenting with? I have an appointment with science and I don't want to be late.

Also you gotta let me in the Doom Fortress FIRST.

[Sicon112]

Oh, sorry guys, almost forgot. *appears in the second fortress and steals the fridge back* Geez, wouldn't want to leave this behind!

[AMimsyBorogove]

BURN, MONOLITH OF EVIL! BURN, MINIFRIDGE OF VILLAINY! BURRRRRN!

*Evil Laugh*

Hey... Wait....

I just realized that I don't actually have any spell cards.

/OhCrap

/Critical Existence Failure

It's looks like I'm blasting off agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain!

[IslaKariese]

::TIME SHIFT:: OH GOD GUYS WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T DRINK THE GREEN--!

*blinks*

...I got here late, didn't I?

[Sicon112]

::TIME SHIFT:: OH GOD GUYS WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T DRINK THE GREEN--!

*blinks*

...I got here late, didn't I?

Yea, I guess you could say that...

[NeverSlender]

::TIME SHIFT:: OH GOD GUYS WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T DRINK THE GREEN--!

*blinks*

...I got here late, didn't I?

You did this a lot last week as well.

[Scarab]

::TIME SHIFT:: OH GOD GUYS WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T DRINK THE GREEN--!

*blinks*

...I got here late, didn't I?

You did this a lot last week as well.

Yeah and I think your doing it may have contributed to us DECIDING to drink the green stuff in the first place, at least after the first incident. You're created a whole bunch of stable time loops.

Didn't I agree to an experiment?

[Sicon112]

Yeah and I think your doing it may have contributed to us DECIDING to drink the green stuff in the first place, at least after the first incident. You're created a whole bunch of stable time loops.

Didn't I agree to an experiment?

Yea, but it's not that big a deal anyhow. Here, have a drink! *hands a cup to Scarab with normal looking tea in it*

[AMimsyBorogove]

*timeloops back into existence again*

Hey guys! I actually ended up in the afterlife there for a few seconds on that last one. While I was there, I found some Crowning Music of Awesome! IT'S TIME FOR A SPONTANEOUS DANCE PARTY!

[Scarab]

Yeah and I think your doing it may have contributed to us DECIDING to drink the green stuff in the first place, at least after the first incident. You're created a whole bunch of stable time loops.

Didn't I agree to an experiment?

Yea, but it's not that big a deal anyhow. Here, have a drink! *hands a cup to Scarab with normal looking tea in it*

*Stares at the cup*
*Experimentally drops a leaf into it and watches it sizzle*

...You're SURE this is just tea?

[Guyshane]

This situation makes my brain hurt

[Sicon112]

Yeah and I think your doing it may have contributed to us DECIDING to drink the green stuff in the first place, at least after the first incident. You're created a whole bunch of stable time loops.

Didn't I agree to an experiment?

Yea, but it's not that big a deal anyhow. Here, have a drink! *hands a cup to Scarab with normal looking tea in it*

*Stares at the cup*
*Experimentally drops a leaf into it and watches it sizzle*

...You're SURE this is just tea?

Yup. Totally. That leaf was... erm... made of a new unstable element. That's why that happened....

Look, if you don't trust me, just go get a cup and get some yourself.

[AMimsyBorogove]

You still HAVE one of those? The Green Stuff stole mine ages ago.

[NeverSlender]

Yeah and I think your doing it may have contributed to us DECIDING to drink the green stuff in the first place, at least after the first incident. You're created a whole bunch of stable time loops.

Didn't I agree to an experiment?

Yea, but it's not that big a deal anyhow. Here, have a drink! *hands a cup to Scarab with normal looking tea in it*

*Stares at the cup*
*Experimentally drops a leaf into it and watches it sizzle*

...You're SURE this is just tea?

Key words being normal looking.

[AMimsyBorogove]

*stops dancing abruptly*

So... did nobody even take a look at the music I linked?