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Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:30 pm
by Scarab
Lordxana0 wrote:How is it everytime I get home I find my poor little shop smashed to atoms?
*Looks around suspiciously and hides hands behind back*
I really have NO idea. We have absolutely nothing to do with it. Do WE have anything to do with this, guys?
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:30 pm
by AMimsyBorogove
Er... It only seems to trigger after I die horribly. While it is nice to have functional immortalit-
*Mid-sentence Falcon Pawnch'd into nonexistence*
"OHGODWHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
*BOOP. Time Loop'd.*
It only seems to trigger after I die horribly.
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:32 pm
by Sicon112
Lordxana0 wrote:How is it everytime I get home I find my poor little shop smashed to atoms?
Hey, it sure as hell isn't ME. I'm just doing what one should do in places like this. Drink. *voice comes from behind a gigantic wall of bottles* In other news, I appear to have inadvertently created myself a
second indestructible doom fortress. Cool.
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:34 pm
by Scarab
Sicon112 wrote:Lordxana0 wrote:How is it everytime I get home I find my poor little shop smashed to atoms?
Hey, it sure as hell isn't ME. I'm just doing what one should do in places like this. Drink. *voice comes from behind a gigantic wall of bottles* In other news, I appear to have inadvertently created myself a
second indestructible doom fortress. Cool.
Oooh... doom fortress.
Can we come in?

Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:35 pm
by Sicon112
Scarab wrote:Sicon112 wrote:Lordxana0 wrote:How is it everytime I get home I find my poor little shop smashed to atoms?
Hey, it sure as hell isn't ME. I'm just doing what one should do in places like this. Drink. *voice comes from behind a gigantic wall of bottles* In other news, I appear to have inadvertently created myself a
second indestructible doom fortress. Cool.
Oooh... doom fortress.
Can we come in?

No! It's a doom fortress! Why would I just let people in?
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:37 pm
by AMimsyBorogove
*voice from behind Sicon*
Holy crap! You have an Eldritch, space-time warping minifridge in here? And it's full of Green Stuff? Awesom-
*minifridge eats meh.*
*Boop. Timeloop'd.*
Ow.
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:38 pm
by Sicon112
AMimsyBorogove wrote:*voice from behind Sicon*
Holy crap! You have an Eldritch, space-time warping minifridge in here? And it's full of Green Stuff? Awesom-
*minifridge eats meh.*
*Boop. Timeloop'd.*
Ow.
*lights him on fire, then smashes him through the floor into the basement with a wave of swords* Out.
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:38 pm
by The Finch
IslaKariese wrote:The Finch wrote:Six. You're looking an awful lot like Pinkie on a Cupcake day...
DEAR CELESTIA
WAIT
Am... I pink...?
Depends. Are you a Celestia from Hasbro?[/quote]
...
...
...
No, not really...
Three-Horned Demigod with Golden Horseshoes?
Awesome.
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:40 pm
by AMimsyBorogove
*timelooped*
Was the fridge of death not enough for you? Geez. Well then, if you're going to spam your avatar's powers for no explicable reason...
A wise man once said- NON-DIRECTIONAL LASER!!!!!!!
*proceeds to release the spinning laser of doom to eradicate everything in the general vicinity.*
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:41 pm
by Sicon112
AMimsyBorogove wrote:*timelooped*
Was the fridge of death not enough for you? Geez. Well then, if you're going to spam your avatar's powers for no explicable reason...
A wise man once said- NON-DIRECTIONAL LASER!!!!!!!
*proceeds to release the spinning laser of doom to eradicate everything in the general vicinity.*
*teleports out of the area and into his real doom fortress in the back just as Scarab walks in in time to get hit with the laser*
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:42 pm
by Scarab
Okay, guys, where's this Holy Grail and deadly poison we're supposed to be experimenting with? I have an appointment with science and I don't want to be late.
Also you gotta let me in the Doom Fortress FIRST.
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:43 pm
by Sicon112
Oh, sorry guys, almost forgot. *appears in the second fortress and steals the fridge back* Geez, wouldn't want to leave this behind!
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:44 pm
by AMimsyBorogove
BURN, MONOLITH OF EVIL! BURN, MINIFRIDGE OF VILLAINY! BURRRRRN!
*Evil Laugh*
Hey... Wait....
I just realized that I don't actually have any spell cards.
/OhCrap
/Critical Existence Failure
It's looks like I'm blasting off agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain!

Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:48 pm
by IslaKariese
::TIME SHIFT:: OH GOD GUYS WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T DRINK THE GREEN--!
*blinks*
...I got here late, didn't I?
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:48 pm
by Sicon112
IslaKariese wrote:::TIME SHIFT:: OH GOD GUYS WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T DRINK THE GREEN--!
*blinks*
...I got here late, didn't I?
Yea, I guess you could say that...
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:50 pm
by NeverSlender
IslaKariese wrote:::TIME SHIFT:: OH GOD GUYS WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T DRINK THE GREEN--!
*blinks*
...I got here late, didn't I?
You did this a lot last week as well.
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:51 pm
by Scarab
NeverSlender wrote:IslaKariese wrote:::TIME SHIFT:: OH GOD GUYS WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T DRINK THE GREEN--!
*blinks*
...I got here late, didn't I?
You did this a lot last week as well.
Yeah and I think your doing it may have contributed to us DECIDING to drink the green stuff in the first place, at least after the first incident. You're created a whole bunch of stable time loops.
Didn't I agree to an experiment?
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:54 pm
by Sicon112
Scarab wrote:Yeah and I think your doing it may have contributed to us DECIDING to drink the green stuff in the first place, at least after the first incident. You're created a whole bunch of stable time loops.
Didn't I agree to an experiment?
Yea, but it's not that big a deal anyhow. Here, have a drink! *hands a cup to Scarab with normal looking tea in it*
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:55 pm
by AMimsyBorogove
*timeloops back into existence again*
Hey guys! I actually ended up in the afterlife there for a few seconds on that last one. While I was there, I found some
Crowning Music of Awesome! IT'S TIME FOR A SPONTANEOUS DANCE PARTY!
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:55 pm
by Scarab
Sicon112 wrote:Scarab wrote:Yeah and I think your doing it may have contributed to us DECIDING to drink the green stuff in the first place, at least after the first incident. You're created a whole bunch of stable time loops.
Didn't I agree to an experiment?
Yea, but it's not that big a deal anyhow. Here, have a drink! *hands a cup to Scarab with normal looking tea in it*
*Stares at the cup*
*Experimentally drops a leaf into it and watches it sizzle*
...You're SURE this is just tea?
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:55 pm
by Guyshane
This situation makes my brain hurt
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:57 pm
by Sicon112
Scarab wrote:Sicon112 wrote:Scarab wrote:Yeah and I think your doing it may have contributed to us DECIDING to drink the green stuff in the first place, at least after the first incident. You're created a whole bunch of stable time loops.
Didn't I agree to an experiment?
Yea, but it's not that big a deal anyhow. Here, have a drink! *hands a cup to Scarab with normal looking tea in it*
*Stares at the cup*
*Experimentally drops a leaf into it and watches it sizzle*
...You're SURE this is just tea?
Yup. Totally. That leaf was... erm... made of a new unstable element. That's why that happened....
Look, if you don't trust me, just go get a cup and get some yourself.
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:57 pm
by AMimsyBorogove
You still HAVE one of those? The Green Stuff stole mine ages ago.
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:57 pm
by NeverSlender
Scarab wrote:Sicon112 wrote:Scarab wrote:Yeah and I think your doing it may have contributed to us DECIDING to drink the green stuff in the first place, at least after the first incident. You're created a whole bunch of stable time loops.
Didn't I agree to an experiment?
Yea, but it's not that big a deal anyhow. Here, have a drink! *hands a cup to Scarab with normal looking tea in it*
*Stares at the cup*
*Experimentally drops a leaf into it and watches it sizzle*
...You're SURE this is just tea?
Key words being normal
looking.
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:58 pm
by AMimsyBorogove
*stops dancing abruptly*
So... did nobody even take a look at the music I linked?