The Coffee Room

[The Wild West Pyro]

I just use the Ω-Mallet.

What's that? I've seen you use it, but could you tell us what it is?

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

I just use the Ω-Mallet.

What's that? I've seen you use it, but could you tell us what it is?

Take this:
Replace star with an Ω
Add 4-part slider on handle
Add pocket dimension into head
Increase size by 25%
It is a Do-Anything Mallet.

[The Wild West Pyro]

I just use the Ω-Mallet.

What's that? I've seen you use it, but could you tell us what it is?

Take this:
Replace star with an Ω
Add 4-part slider on handle
Add pocket dimension into head
Increase size by 25%
It is a Do-Anything Mallet.

Oooooh.

( Puts in a cannon in the handle)

NOW YOU CAN SHOOT TOO!

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Thanks, but the point of the pocket dimension in it is that I essentially have an infinite arsenal. I even used a cannon earlier. Remember?

*Revives, and blasts Quixote with a cannonball from mallet* There you go, Pyro, and thanks for the book. *returns to reading*

[The Wild West Pyro]

Thanks, but the point of the pocket dimension in it is that I essentially have an infinite arsenal. I even used a cannon earlier. Remember?

*Revives, and blasts Quixote with a cannonball from mallet* There you go, Pyro, and thanks for the book. *returns to reading*

Oh. I do remember that. Quixote still has that huge dent in his armour.

Anyway, my weapons of choice:

Primary: My TF2 Shotgun. This is for Pyro.

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Secondary: The Walther P99

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Melee: The Half Life Crowbar

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The Crowbar is super light, it being Titanium, and my guns have infinite ammo.

[Scarab]

Ooh, are we comparing our arsenal's today.

Let me introduce you to the ice wand: http://th09.deviantart.net/fs71/200H/f/ ... 4uif6k.jpg
And whoever that crazy person is holding it. Have to track her down later...

Of course my version includes a small tank container at the bottom full of green stuff being pumped via tubing into the main ice chamber, which increases it's potency by about a hundred times... it's also a little cracked at the top. Because you know. A part of it is in my stomach. It seemed like a good idea at the time but these days everything I eat tastes like ice cream.

[S_o_S]

I guess I should dust off my old long spear... Which is in no way an innuendo. Nothing special about it, just an ordinary spear for, y'know, spearing things.

[The Wild West Pyro]

I guess I should dust off my old long spear... Which is in no way an innuendo. Nothing special about it, just an ordinary spear for, y'know, spearing things.

Like Quixote's?

[The Wild West Pyro]

Ooh, are we comparing our arsenal's today.

Let me introduce you to the ice wand: http://th09.deviantart.net/fs71/200H/f/ ... 4uif6k.jpg
And whoever that crazy person is holding it. Have to track her down later...

Of course my version includes a small tank container at the bottom full of green stuff being pumped via tubing into the main ice chamber, which increases it's potency by about a hundred times... it's also a little cracked at the top. Because you know. A part of it is in my stomach. It seemed like a good idea at the time but these days everything I eat tastes like ice cream.

The crazy person's Alice.

Yes, that Alice. The one Metaneko knows.

[Scarab]

Ooh, are we comparing our arsenal's today.

Let me introduce you to the ice wand: http://th09.deviantart.net/fs71/200H/f/ ... 4uif6k.jpg
And whoever that crazy person is holding it. Have to track her down later...

Of course my version includes a small tank container at the bottom full of green stuff being pumped via tubing into the main ice chamber, which increases it's potency by about a hundred times... it's also a little cracked at the top. Because you know. A part of it is in my stomach. It seemed like a good idea at the time but these days everything I eat tastes like ice cream.

The crazy person's Alice.

Yes, that Alice. The one Metaneko knows.

Ssssh I know that I was joking...don't tell her I've got it ;)

[S_o_S]

I guess I should dust off my old long spear... Which is in no way an innuendo. Nothing special about it, just an ordinary spear for, y'know, spearing things.

Like Quixote's?

No, that's more like a jousting lance. Mine is more like...

[Scarab]

I guess I should dust off my old long spear... Which is in no way an innuendo. Nothing special about it, just an ordinary spear for, y'know, spearing things.

Like Quixote's?

No, that's more like a jousting lance. Mine is more like...

*Stares* So... pretty...

May... may I hold it?

[The Wild West Pyro]

I guess I should dust off my old long spear... Which is in no way an innuendo. Nothing special about it, just an ordinary spear for, y'know, spearing things.

Like Quixote's?

No, that's more like a jousting lance. Mine is more like...

NIIIIIICE.

By the way, Quixote's is more like:

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It doesn't really look like a lance- it's a spear- but he calls it his lightning lance anyway. It's his signature weapon, his most powerful one and has the ability to skewer up to ten people at once. It punches holes through armour, and delivers charges of electricity to kill them quickly.

I talked to one of the bear victims. It said it just felt a small chill on it's chest and nothing else after that.

[Victin]

I've heard Pyro is here. Hi.

[S_o_S]

*Stares* So... pretty...

May... may I hold it?

Yes, yes you may.

... Apparently I should be paying more attention to this thread.

[Pixelmage]

Well, should I show mine then?

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Wow. That is really ornate. I am impressed, sir.
Also, you still haven't answered my question.

[Scarab]

Yes, yes you may.

... Apparently I should be paying more attention to this thread.

*Holds it with reverance.* It's BEAUTIFUL!
(Everyone should ALWAYS be paying attention to the coffee room. Weird s*** seems to go down hee, man.)

Well, should I show mine then?

Ooh a genuine vorpal blade. Has it actually killed a jabberwock yet? They say those patterns don't generate properly until after it's tasted the blood of it's greatest prey...

[Guyshane]

Well Pixel you got Scarab to geek out, well done

[Scarab]

Well Pixel you got Scarab to geek out, well done

Dude, you are not appreciating the magnificence of this thing I mean look! Look at the craftsman ship! The detail! Behind the Blunderbuss in the original game, and the peppergrinder in the sequel, the Vorpal Blade is the most commonly used and well known tool in Alice's arsenal, and is by far the one that most identifies with the original books!

I don't think this one has actually killed it's destined prey yet, it doesn't have that dark aura when you swing it, so I guess it it can't technically be known as a Vorpal BLADE so much as a Vorpal KNIFE or Vorpal STABBY THING, but all it needs it one convenient jabberwocky to charge through the room and... it's purpose will be complete.

Compared to this thing, my Ice Wand is just a superpowered antique... this... this is BEAUTY in bladed form. We are honoured to be in it's presence.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Indubitably.

[Guyshane]

Well Pixel you got Scarab to geek out, well done

Dude, you are not appreciating the magnificence of this thing I mean look! Look at the craftsman ship! The detail! Behind the Blunderbuss in the original game, and the peppergrinder in the sequel, the Vorpal Blade is the most commonly used and well known tool in Alice's arsenal, and is by far the one that most identifies with the original books!

I don't think this one has actually killed it's destined prey yet, it doesn't have that dark aura when you swing it, so I guess it it can't technically be known as a Vorpal BLADE so much as a Vorpal KNIFE or Vorpal STABBY THING, but all it needs it one convenient jabberwocky to charge through the room and... it's purpose will be complete.

Compared to this thing, my Ice Wand is just a superpowered antique... this... this is BEAUTY in bladed form. We are honoured to be in it's presence.

all knives have blades. And when did i say that i didn't appreciate the craftsmanship I always appreciate a well-made blade (I'm a weapon geek and knife nut IRL) I was merely congratulating Pixel on a job well done since I haven't seen you geek out the whole time we've been on here

[Pixelmage]

I'm glad you like it. The original one, of course, is the one I wield myself. The hundreds floating around are copies made from this one. *holds out the original Vorpal Knife*
They are not nearly as powerful, so to speak, but all the knives I use are as elegant.

[Scarab]

I'm glad you like it. The original one, of course, is the one I wield myself. The hundreds floating around are copies made from this one. *holds out the original Vorpal Knife*
They are not nearly as powerful, so to speak, but all the knives I use are as elegant.

*Stares at the genuine article* ...I think my life might just be complete upon seeing that thing. You can all finish the game without me.

[Sicon112]

I give you what Scarab actually looks like in here, according to Mimsy:



My weapon of choice: Contrived Coincidence.

But I do have lots of swords too...