The Coffee Room

[H22]

That thing is beyond awesome. Do you, errr, do you...ave a spare?
On the bright side, I have a bow and arrow which is a Certified Snark Killer, a Certified Snark Killer, a Certified Snark Killer. My chosen weapon is usually... wait, would you like thiss Genuine Fake Scabbard?*clonk* (tjhat wasn't from me).
Also, I'm not looking at any link from Mimsy. I do have some concept of self-preservation left, you know.

[Sicon112]

That thing is beyond awesome. Do you, errr, do you...ave a spare?
On the bright side, I have a bow and arrow which is a Certified Snark Killer, a Certified Snark Killer, a Certified Snark Killer. My chosen weapon is usually... wait, would you like thiss Genuine Fake Scabbard?*clonk* (tjhat wasn't from me).
Also, I'm not looking at any link from Mimsy. I do have some concept of self-preservation left, you know.

What link? There was just a big picture in the middle of the post...

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Not that big a picture. Just a weird sign with an X on it and some Japanese writing below.
Is that what Scarab's supposed to look like? Confused.

[Sicon112]

Huh. I certainly see the picture. Let me put in a clone pic in its place.

[Sicon112]

Does it work now?

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Oooh pretty. Never have I so wanted to glomp Scarab before.
*gives Scarab a pet laser-shark just because she's so pretty*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

That image is indeed amazing.

[eli_gone_crazy]

I use a master sword and a sonic screwdriver.
and I'm completely normal

[Scarab]

I was merely congratulating Pixel on a job well done since I haven't seen you geek out the whole time we've been on here

Ohh, right. I can do it again if you like, I am in the ZONE today

Does it work now?

That... That is so badass I am actually tempted to dye my hair blue in order to produce a clsoer resembellance. THAT'S how Mimsy pictures me? Really?

Oooh pretty. Never have I so wanted to glomp Scarab before.
*gives Scarab a pet laser-shark just because she's so pretty*

PET LASER SHARK! I will name him Sidney! Thank you Qara I promise to take good care of him!

[Pixelmage]

That... That is so badass I am actually tempted to dye my hair blue in order to produce a clsoer resembellance. THAT'S how Mimsy pictures me? Really?

It's also how I do, because Touhou.
But, yeah, Ice Fairy Cirno. She even has her own spin off game.

[The Wild West Pyro]

I've heard Pyro is here. Hi.

Hullo.

( Racks Shotgun)

This has been modified to have extra knockback. And it has an upside- the wielder can shootdodge, and can only take minimal damage.

( Reloads P99)

This can also shootdodge. And the 9mm has been modified to have extra stopping power.

( Swings Crowbar)

It's super light, is a great defensive weapon, and it can be used as a weapon, a tool, and it's the best melee weapon for the Zombie Apocalypse. Period.

NOT THE CHAINSAW.

[Scarab]

That... That is so badass I am actually tempted to dye my hair blue in order to produce a clsoer resembellance. THAT'S how Mimsy pictures me? Really?

It's also how I do, because Touhou.
But, yeah, Ice Fairy Cirno. She even has her own spin off game.

...Dudes. *TACKLEGLOMP*

[The Wild West Pyro]

Ooh, are we comparing our arsenal's today.

Let me introduce you to the ice wand: http://th09.deviantart.net/fs71/200H/f/ ... 4uif6k.jpg
And whoever that crazy person is holding it. Have to track her down later...

Of course my version includes a small tank container at the bottom full of green stuff being pumped via tubing into the main ice chamber, which increases it's potency by about a hundred times... it's also a little cracked at the top. Because you know. A part of it is in my stomach. It seemed like a good idea at the time but these days everything I eat tastes like ice cream.

The crazy person's Alice.

Yes, that Alice. The one Metaneko knows.

Ssssh I know that I was joking...don't tell her I've got it ;)

I had tea with her. She's fully regained her sanity now, and is now 23, but she was perfectly OK with you with the Ice Wand, as she's more concerned about her Vorpal Blade and her Hobby Horse. She also mentioned, Pixelmage, that you're using a very close replica. She said it's Vorpal Blade V2. Hmmm. By the way, she warned that sometimes the Blade is still an untested prototype and may go out of control, eg. cutting your hands when you try to grip the blade. But it has been modified for use as a throwing knife too, so keep it. And she told us to listen very carefully to Metaneko.

She's in the Coffee Room now, talking to Don Quixote. Something about having trouble storming the Queen of Heart's Castle....

[Pixelmage]

I don't remember anything of the sort though. Don't start telling stories of my Persona without confirming it with me first.

But I seem to vaguely recall that wand...

[Scarab]

I don't remember anything of the sort though. Don't start telling stories of my Persona without confirming it with me first.

But I seem to vaguely recall that wand...

M'yeah it should do. It's kinda been powered up by all the craziness in here, though. Which makes sense, I guess, I mean Alice's wonderland essentially runs on nonsenselium. The crazier things are, the more power you have to hand, combine that with the fact that the Coffee room is purely narrative construct running on creative energy aaand you've got yourself a seriously powerful elemental power source. Almost with a mind of it's own, really.

*Hiccups and accidentally shoots a blast of ice into the ceiling creating, somehow, a crystal chandalier covered in tiny little hanging ice fairy shaped pendulums.*

...See what I mean?

[eli_gone_crazy]

I'm back!

*chaos*
woo!

[Victin]

I'm back!

*chaos*
woo!

YYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PAARTTTY TTTTTTIIIMMMMEEEE!!!!!

[eli_gone_crazy]

I'm back!

*chaos*
woo!

YYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PAARTTTY TTTTTTIIIMMMMEEEE!!!!!

*drops anvil on Victin's head*
*edges away*
*hides in pillow fortress of doom*

[Victin]

I'm back!

*chaos*
woo!

YYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PAARTTTY TTTTTTIIIMMMMEEEE!!!!!

*drops anvil on Victin's head*
*edges away*
*hides in pillow fortress of doom*

*revives inside of eli's head*
Diz is disgusting.

[S_o_S]

I don't remember anything of the sort though. Don't start telling stories of my Persona without confirming it with me first.

But I seem to vaguely recall that wand...

Pixel, do you have an evoker of any kind? Might be handy in here. This place is crazy enough to be the Dark Hour/TV World/WhateveritisinPersona1and2Ihaven'tplayedeitherofthemyetleavemealoneGAWD

[Pixelmage]

Don't worry. I can summon Alice without an Evoker. I had to learn how... I mean... People give weird looks when you seem to shot yourself in the head and then other stuff starts blowing up.

But, yeah, of course I have one. Just in case.

[The Wild West Pyro]

There's a shooting range and melee training room in the Coffee Room on the 5th floor.

[S_o_S]

Don't worry. I can summon Alice without an Evoker. I had to learn how... I mean... People give weird looks when you seem to shot yourself in the head and then other stuff starts blowing up.

But, yeah, of course I have one. Just in case.

Pfft, real men use their pistol evokers. Granted, there's the very real chance of confusing it with an actual pistol, and that shit never ends well...

[The Wild West Pyro]

Don't worry. I can summon Alice without an Evoker. I had to learn how... I mean... People give weird looks when you seem to shot yourself in the head and then other stuff starts blowing up.

But, yeah, of course I have one. Just in case.

Pfft, real men use their pistol evokers. Granted, there's the very real chance of confusing it with an actual pistol, and that shit never ends well...

Of course it doesn't end well.

( Shows hand)

It exploded.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Don't worry. I can summon Alice without an Evoker. I had to learn how... I mean... People give weird looks when you seem to shot yourself in the head and then other stuff starts blowing up.

But, yeah, of course I have one. Just in case.

Pfft, real men use their pistol evokers. Granted, there's the very real chance of confusing it with an actual pistol, and that shit never ends well...

Of course it doesn't end well.

( Shows hand)

It exploded.

And that's why I stick to my mallet. The pistol setting and the evoker setting are in completely different subsections.