The Coffee Room

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

What does that have to do with beating up everyone in the Coffee Room‽

[eli_gone_crazy]

Thanks for not beating me up, but why on earth did you do that‽

Oh, I like melee fights you see and-

( Gets pinned to the ground by lance)

SPARRING WITH QUIXOTE IS AWESOME!

*shoots Pyro with the bow*
dude, that was a duel.
*goes back to fighting genndy*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

*charges again with newly-regenerated mallet*
HYAAA!

[eli_gone_crazy]

*charges again with newly-regenerated mallet*
HYAAA!

*blocks with master sword*
*uses bob to create a jet of flame, engulfing Genndy*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

*on fire* GAAAH! *jumps into mallet, and emerges soaking wet* Well played, but it's my turn now. *throws mallet, which launches smaller mallets*

[Victin]

*on fire* GAAAH! *jumps into mallet, and emerges soaking wet* Well played, but it's my turn now. *throws mallet, which launches smaller mallets*

*bursts out of every single smaller mallet*
WHERE THE HECK DID I GOT INTO!!??!?!?!?!?

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

<sighs> Sorry. Pocket dimension Unions. Do you guys mind charging at Eli?

[Victin]

<sighs> Sorry. Pocket dimension Unions. Do you guys mind charging at Eli?

No problemo!
*charges at eli*
THUNDEBOLT ATTACK!

[eli_gone_crazy]

<sighs> Sorry. Pocket dimension Unions. Do you guys mind charging at Eli?

No problemo!
*charges at eli*
THUNDEBOLT ATTACK!

Kagebunshin no jutsu
*shadow clone technique*
*a few thousand elis spawn and begin fighting the victins, while a small group attack Genndy*

Rasengan!
*attackes Genndy with the rasengan*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

*gets knocked back, and slowly gets up* It's spirals you want? IT'S SPIRALS YOU'LL GET! *moves slider up to 4* LEVEL 4! MALLET LAGANN! *hops in to enormous mecha, pictured below*

[Victin]

<sighs> Sorry. Pocket dimension Unions. Do you guys mind charging at Eli?

No problemo!
*charges at eli*
THUNDEBOLT ATTACK!

Kagebunshin no jutsu
*shadow clone technique*
*a few thousand elis spawn and begin fighting the victins, while a small group attack Genndy*

Rasengan!
*attackes Genndy with the rasengan*

*uses 万物創造 (Banbutsu Sōzō)*
Wait, how can I use this?
*turns every eli into a real eli, and they start fighting to see who is the real one now that every single one of them is real*

[eli_gone_crazy]

No problemo!
*charges at eli*
THUNDEBOLT ATTACK!

Kagebunshin no jutsu
*shadow clone technique*
*a few thousand elis spawn and begin fighting the victins, while a small group attack Genndy*

Rasengan!
*attackes Genndy with the rasengan*

*uses 万物創造 (Banbutsu Sōzō)*
Wait, how can I use this?
*turns every eli into a real eli, and they start fighting to see who is the real one now that every single one of them is real*

really.... you just made me more powerful...
*reaches a peaceful concensus that this can be solved after we are not in danger of dying*
*splits forces in half, one piece attacking Victin and the others focusing on Genndy's mecha*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Great, now I have to kill living human beings. Oh well, you'll respawn.
*summons drill-tipped Ω-Mallet and begins swiping at Elis*

[eli_gone_crazy]

Great, now I have to kill living human beings. Oh well, you'll respawn.
*summons drill-tipped Ω-Mallet and begins swiping at Elis*

*elis begin to fall, acting as a distraction so a few can start dismantling the mecha*
*the other set of elis finish off the victins*

[Victin]

*the other set of elis and victins finish talking and having a picnic because eli was attacking genndy and victin unknowing entered in the middle of the battle*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

*the mecha, now fully dismantled, shatters. Genndy is overrun by Elis, and dies*
WINNER: ELI_GONE_CRAZY!
Nice duel.

[eli_gone_crazy]

*the mecha, now fully dismantled, shatters. Genndy is overrun by Elis, and dies*
WINNER: ELI_GONE_CRAZY!
Nice duel.

*is suspicious*
That was too easy....
*looks around for traps*

[Guyshane]

*springs a trap full of tranquilizers *

[eli_gone_crazy]

*springs a trap full of tranquilizers *

*most of the eli's take several hits to keep the others awake*
*the rest hide in the Pillow fortress of Doom... or behind Bob*

[Victin]

*springs a trap full of tranquilizers *

*most of the eli's take several hits to keep the others awake*
*the rest hide in the Pillow fortress of Doom... or behind Bob*

What about me? *sobs*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

*respawns* I'm going to go read a book and watch the continual chaos unfurl. Have fun. *sits down in a random chair*

[eli_gone_crazy]

*respawns* I'm going to go read a book and watch the continual chaos unfurl. Have fun. *sits down in a random chair*

....never killed you..... >_>

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Yeah you did. Remember?

*the mecha, now fully dismantled, shatters. Genndy is overrun by Elis, and dies*
WINNER: ELI_GONE_CRAZY!
Nice duel.

[SpiritfChaos]

*falls out of a door in the ceiling, holding a giant key*
*gets up off the floor and mounts the key on my back*
"I heard chaos, am I too late to join?"

[Victin]

*falls out of a door in the ceiling, holding a giant key*
*gets up off the floor and mounts the key on my back*
"I heard chaos, am I too late to join?"

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