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Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:39 am
by Genndy Oda C.O.G.
What does that have to do with beating up everyone in the Coffee Room‽
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Wed Nov 28, 2012 10:10 am
by eli_gone_crazy
The Wild West Pyro wrote:Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:Thanks for not beating me up, but why on earth did you do that‽
Oh, I like melee fights you see and-
( Gets pinned to the ground by lance)
SPARRING WITH QUIXOTE IS AWESOME!
*shoots Pyro with the bow*
dude, that was a duel.
*goes back to fighting genndy*
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Wed Nov 28, 2012 11:18 am
by Genndy Oda C.O.G.
*charges again with newly-regenerated mallet*
HYAAA!
Re: The Coffee Room

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Wed Nov 28, 2012 11:40 am
by eli_gone_crazy
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:*charges again with newly-regenerated mallet*
HYAAA!
*blocks with master sword*
*uses bob to create a jet of flame, engulfing Genndy*
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Wed Nov 28, 2012 11:47 am
by Genndy Oda C.O.G.
*on fire* GAAAH! *jumps into mallet, and emerges soaking wet* Well played, but it's my turn now. *throws mallet, which launches smaller mallets*
Re: The Coffee Room

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Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:01 pm
by Victin
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:*on fire* GAAAH! *jumps into mallet, and emerges soaking wet* Well played, but it's my turn now. *throws mallet, which launches smaller mallets*
*bursts out of every single smaller mallet*
WHERE THE HECK DID I GOT INTO!!??!?!?!?!?
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:05 pm
by Genndy Oda C.O.G.
<sighs> Sorry. Pocket dimension Unions. Do you guys mind charging at Eli?
Re: The Coffee Room

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Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:14 pm
by Victin
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:<sighs> Sorry. Pocket dimension Unions. Do you guys mind charging at Eli?
No problemo!
*charges at eli*
THUNDEBOLT ATTACK!
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:42 pm
by eli_gone_crazy
Victin wrote:Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:<sighs> Sorry. Pocket dimension Unions. Do you guys mind charging at Eli?
No problemo!
*charges at eli*
THUNDEBOLT ATTACK!
Kagebunshin no jutsu
*shadow clone technique*
*a few thousand elis spawn and begin fighting the victins, while a small group attack Genndy*
Rasengan!
*attackes Genndy with the rasengan*
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:01 pm
by Genndy Oda C.O.G.
*gets knocked back, and slowly gets up* It's spirals you want? IT'S SPIRALS YOU'LL GET! *moves slider up to 4* LEVEL 4! MALLET LAGANN! *hops in to enormous mecha, pictured below*
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:04 pm
by Victin
eli_gone_crazy wrote:Victin wrote:Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:<sighs> Sorry. Pocket dimension Unions. Do you guys mind charging at Eli?
No problemo!
*charges at eli*
THUNDEBOLT ATTACK!
Kagebunshin no jutsu
*shadow clone technique*
*a few thousand elis spawn and begin fighting the victins, while a small group attack Genndy*
Rasengan!
*attackes Genndy with the rasengan*
*uses 万物創造 (Banbutsu Sōzō)*
Wait, how can I use this?
*turns every eli into a real eli, and they start fighting to see who is the real one now that every single one of them is real*
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:59 pm
by eli_gone_crazy
Victin wrote:eli_gone_crazy wrote:Victin wrote:No problemo!
*charges at eli*
THUNDEBOLT ATTACK!
Kagebunshin no jutsu
*shadow clone technique*
*a few thousand elis spawn and begin fighting the victins, while a small group attack Genndy*
Rasengan!
*attackes Genndy with the rasengan*
*uses 万物創造 (Banbutsu Sōzō)*
Wait, how can I use this?
*turns every eli into a real eli, and they start fighting to see who is the real one now that every single one of them is real*
really.... you just made me more powerful...
*reaches a peaceful concensus that this can be solved after we are not in danger of dying*
*splits forces in half, one piece attacking Victin and the others focusing on Genndy's mecha*
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:14 pm
by Genndy Oda C.O.G.
Great, now I have to kill living human beings. Oh well, you'll respawn.
*summons drill-tipped Ω-Mallet and begins swiping at Elis*
Re: The Coffee Room

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Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:44 pm
by eli_gone_crazy
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:Great, now I have to kill living human beings. Oh well, you'll respawn.
*summons drill-tipped Ω-Mallet and begins swiping at Elis*
*elis begin to fall, acting as a distraction so a few can start dismantling the mecha*
*the other set of elis finish off the victins*
Re: The Coffee Room

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Wed Nov 28, 2012 3:54 pm
by Victin
*the other set of elis and victins finish talking and having a picnic because eli was attacking genndy and victin unknowing entered in the middle of the battle*
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:28 pm
by Genndy Oda C.O.G.
*the mecha, now fully dismantled, shatters. Genndy is overrun by Elis, and dies*
WINNER: ELI_GONE_CRAZY!
Nice duel.
Re: The Coffee Room

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Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:43 pm
by eli_gone_crazy
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:*the mecha, now fully dismantled, shatters. Genndy is overrun by Elis, and dies*
WINNER: ELI_GONE_CRAZY!
Nice duel.
*is suspicious*
That was too easy....
*looks around for traps*
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Wed Nov 28, 2012 5:14 pm
by Guyshane
*springs a trap full of tranquilizers *
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Wed Nov 28, 2012 5:33 pm
by eli_gone_crazy
Guyshane wrote:*springs a trap full of tranquilizers *
*most of the eli's take several hits to keep the others awake*
*the rest hide in the Pillow fortress of Doom... or behind Bob*
Re: The Coffee Room

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Wed Nov 28, 2012 5:37 pm
by Victin
eli_gone_crazy wrote:Guyshane wrote:*springs a trap full of tranquilizers *
*most of the eli's take several hits to keep the others awake*
*the rest hide in the Pillow fortress of Doom... or behind Bob*
What about me? *sobs*
Re: The Coffee Room

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Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:25 pm
by Genndy Oda C.O.G.
*respawns* I'm going to go read a book and watch the continual chaos unfurl. Have fun. *sits down in a random chair*
Re: The Coffee Room

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Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:27 pm
by eli_gone_crazy
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:*respawns* I'm going to go read a book and watch the continual chaos unfurl. Have fun. *sits down in a random chair*
....never killed you..... >_>
Re: The Coffee Room

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Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:29 pm
by Genndy Oda C.O.G.
Yeah you did. Remember?
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:*the mecha, now fully dismantled, shatters. Genndy is overrun by Elis, and dies*
WINNER: ELI_GONE_CRAZY!
Nice duel.
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:41 pm
by SpiritfChaos
*falls out of a door in the ceiling, holding a giant key*
*gets up off the floor and mounts the key on my back*
"I heard chaos, am I too late to join?"
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:43 pm
by Victin
SpiritfChaos wrote:*falls out of a door in the ceiling, holding a giant key*
*gets up off the floor and mounts the key on my back*
"I heard chaos, am I too late to join?"
Yes. Please go call our resident Laser Lawyer (Dilly) so she can help you.