The Coffee Room

[SpiritfChaos]

*falls out of a door in the ceiling, holding a giant key*
*gets up off the floor and mounts the key on my back*
"I heard chaos, am I too late to join?"

Yes. Please go call our resident Laser Lawyer (Dilly) so she can help you.

Who?

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

<sigh> He means narrativedilettante. Talk to her. And, if it's not too much to ask, change your icon. It's freaking the cuss out of me.
EDIT: My sincere apologies towards all offended parties.

[eli_gone_crazy]

*falls out of a door in the ceiling, holding a giant key*
*gets up off the floor and mounts the key on my back*
"I heard chaos, am I too late to join?"

*uses master sword*
*attacks spirit*
CREEPY AVATAR DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

[eli_gone_crazy]

<sigh> He means narrativedilettante. Talk to him. And, if it's not too much to ask, change your icon. It's freaking the cuss out of me.

NARRA IS A LADY

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Sorry.

[SpiritfChaos]

*falls out of a door in the ceiling, holding a giant key*
*gets up off the floor and mounts the key on my back*
"I heard chaos, am I too late to join?"

*uses master sword*
*attacks spirit*
CREEPY AVATAR DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

*blocks sword with keyblade*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

*charges at SpiritOfChaos, mallet in hand* Take this!
Seriously, you ought to change the avatar. It's quite disturbing.

[SpiritfChaos]

*eyes light up and a door opens up under Genndy*

[eli_gone_crazy]

*eyes light up and a door opens up under Genndy*

*saves Genndy with the TARDIS*
*is almost hit with a keyblade*
*jumps back*
*stands opposite from Genndy, with Spirit in the middle*
*attacks*

[SpiritfChaos]

*tosses key aside, my eyes glow brighter, and lasers start shooting from my hands*
"Pew pew, pew pew pew!"

[Victin]

*denies everything Spirit has done*
You cannot procced until you can do so legally. Now, to jail.
*locks him up with Moriarty*
That new avatar may stay though. Is that really you?

*gets out of Genndy's mallet again*

Great, more billions of me.

*builds a giant coliseum/city*

I declare myself the Czar of Victopolis!

*every single one of me cheers*

Eli, Genddy, tell me what you want to be. I'll make it come true unless if my power can't do so.

[SpiritfChaos]

*denies everything Spirit has done*
You cannot procced until you can do so legally. Now, to jail.
*locks him up with Moriarty*
That new avatar may stay though. Is that really you?

*gets out of Genndy's mallet again*

Great, more billions of me.

*builds a giant coliseum/city*

I declare myself the Czar of Victopolis!

*every single one of me cheers*

Eli, Genddy, tell me what you want to be. I'll make it come true unless if my power can't do so.

What do you mean, legally? And yes, it is me.

[Victin]

*denies everything Spirit has done*
You cannot procced until you can do so legally. Now, to jail.
*locks him up with Moriarty*
That new avatar may stay though. Is that really you?

*gets out of Genndy's mallet again*

Great, more billions of me.

*builds a giant coliseum/city*

I declare myself the Czar of Victopolis!

*every single one of me cheers*

Eli, Genddy, tell me what you want to be. I'll make it come true unless if my power can't do so.

What do you mean, legally? And yes, it is me.

You got here late. Contact your lawyer so you can get out of jail before Moriarty kills you.

You look like someone I know. How old are you?

[SpiritfChaos]

*denies everything Spirit has done*
You cannot procced until you can do so legally. Now, to jail.
*locks him up with Moriarty*
That new avatar may stay though. Is that really you?

*gets out of Genndy's mallet again*

Great, more billions of me.

*builds a giant coliseum/city*

I declare myself the Czar of Victopolis!

*every single one of me cheers*

Eli, Genddy, tell me what you want to be. I'll make it come true unless if my power can't do so.

What do you mean, legally? And yes, it is me.

You got here late. Contact your lawyer so you can get out of jail before Moriarty kills you.

You look like someone I know. How old are you?

If you mean Dilly, she said I could join. And I'm 17.

[Victin]

What do you mean, legally? And yes, it is me.

You got here late. Contact your lawyer so you can get out of jail before Moriarty kills you.

You look like someone I know. How old are you?

If you mean Dilly, she said I could join. And I'm 17.

Sorry, I didn't see the paperwork. You're free.
*teleports Spirit to the middle of Victopolis*

[SpiritfChaos]

"Oh god what just happened."

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

*tosses key aside, my eyes glow brighter, and lasers start shooting from my hands*
"Pew pew, pew pew pew!"

Excuse me. Welcome to the coffee room, where everything is trying to kill you.
But the lasers are mine. You cannot have the lasers.
*unleashes some flesh-eating lasers on him as punishment*

[The Wild West Pyro]

*tosses key aside, my eyes glow brighter, and lasers start shooting from my hands*
"Pew pew, pew pew pew!"

Excuse me. Welcome to the coffee room, where everything is trying to kill you.
But the lasers are mine. You cannot have the lasers.
*unleashes some flesh-eating lasers on him as punishment*

( 100% Laser Proof Shield surrounds him, the fictionals, me, everyone else and Mr. A)

Qara, try something else for a change!

[Pixelmage]

You know... I think we need a companion sheet for this place... At least a list of the currently owned powers.

P.S. Knives are mine. And my pocket watch stops time when I get serious about murdering every living, and some of the non-living, beings inside this time-space realm.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

*denies everything Spirit has done*
You cannot procced until you can do so legally. Now, to jail.
*locks him up with Moriarty*
That new avatar may stay though. Is that really you?

*gets out of Genndy's mallet again*

Great, more billions of me.

*builds a giant coliseum/city*

I declare myself the Czar of Victopolis!

*every single one of me cheers*

Eli, Genndy, tell me what you want to be. I'll make it come true unless if my power can't do so.

I would enjoy the position of Prince of Versailles.
Also, I get mallets.

[The Wild West Pyro]

*denies everything Spirit has done*
You cannot procced until you can do so legally. Now, to jail.
*locks him up with Moriarty*
That new avatar may stay though. Is that really you?

*gets out of Genndy's mallet again*

Great, more billions of me.

*builds a giant coliseum/city*

I declare myself the Czar of Victopolis!

*every single one of me cheers*

Eli, Genndy, tell me what you want to be. I'll make it come true unless if my power can't do so.

I would enjoy the position of Prince of Versailles.
Also, I get mallets.

( Gives him the crown)

[Guyshane]

*Nukes the continent*
Because things were far to stable in here

[The Wild West Pyro]

*Nukes the continent*
Because things were far to stable in here

Now Antartica is under the ocean.

Thankyouverymuch.

[SpiritfChaos]

*teleports behind Guyshane and hits him repeatedly with the key*
"No. Bad. We have not crossed the Godzilla Threshold yet."

[Scarab]

*teleports behind Guyshane and hits him repeatedly with the key*
"No. Bad. We have not crossed the Godzilla Threshold yet."

*Wanders in sipping iced coffee* I heard that, dude, I wouldn't worry, we cross the Godzilla Threshold in here EVERY FREAKIN' DAY... and the less said about the stuff Pyro comes out with the better, *sips* Hey what happened to your eyes, anyway? Sell 'em on the Internet?