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Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:49 pmby SpiritfChaos
Victin wrote:SpiritfChaos wrote:*falls out of a door in the ceiling, holding a giant key*
*gets up off the floor and mounts the key on my back*
"I heard chaos, am I too late to join?"
Yes. Please go call our resident Laser Lawyer (Dilly) so she can help you.
Who?
Re: The Coffee Room
Posted:
Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:52 pmby Genndy Oda C.O.G.
<sigh> He means narrativedilettante. Talk to her. And, if it's not too much to ask, change your icon. It's freaking the cuss out of me.
EDIT: My sincere apologies towards all offended parties.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:52 pmby eli_gone_crazy
SpiritfChaos wrote:*falls out of a door in the ceiling, holding a giant key*
*gets up off the floor and mounts the key on my back*
"I heard chaos, am I too late to join?"
*uses master sword*
*attacks spirit*
CREEPY AVATAR DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
Re: The Coffee Room
Posted:
Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:53 pmby eli_gone_crazy
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:<sigh> He means narrativedilettante. Talk to him. And, if it's not too much to ask, change your icon. It's freaking the cuss out of me.
NARRA IS A LADY
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:54 pmby Genndy Oda C.O.G.
Sorry.
Re: The Coffee Room
Posted:
Wed Nov 28, 2012 7:00 pmby SpiritfChaos
eli_gone_crazy wrote:SpiritfChaos wrote:*falls out of a door in the ceiling, holding a giant key*
*gets up off the floor and mounts the key on my back*
"I heard chaos, am I too late to join?"
*uses master sword*
*attacks spirit*
CREEPY AVATAR DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
*blocks sword with keyblade*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Nov 28, 2012 7:02 pmby Genndy Oda C.O.G.
*charges at SpiritOfChaos, mallet in hand* Take this!
Seriously, you ought to change the avatar. It's quite disturbing.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Nov 28, 2012 7:09 pmby SpiritfChaos
*eyes light up and a door opens up under Genndy*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Nov 28, 2012 7:12 pmby eli_gone_crazy
SpiritfChaos wrote:*eyes light up and a door opens up under Genndy*
*saves Genndy with the TARDIS*
*is almost hit with a keyblade*
*jumps back*
*stands opposite from Genndy, with Spirit in the middle*
*attacks*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Nov 28, 2012 7:16 pmby SpiritfChaos
*tosses key aside, my eyes glow brighter, and lasers start shooting from my hands*
"Pew pew, pew pew pew!"
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Nov 28, 2012 7:19 pmby Victin
*denies everything Spirit has done*
You cannot procced until you can do so legally. Now, to jail.
*locks him up with Moriarty*
That new avatar may stay though. Is that really you?
*gets out of Genndy's mallet again*
Great, more billions of me.
*builds a giant coliseum/city*
I declare myself the Czar of Victopolis!
*every single one of me cheers*
Eli, Genddy, tell me what you want to be. I'll make it come true unless if my power can't do so.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Nov 28, 2012 7:21 pmby SpiritfChaos
Victin wrote:*denies everything Spirit has done*
You cannot procced until you can do so legally. Now, to jail.
*locks him up with Moriarty*
That new avatar may stay though. Is that really you?
*gets out of Genndy's mallet again*
Great, more billions of me.
*builds a giant coliseum/city*
I declare myself the Czar of Victopolis!
*every single one of me cheers*
Eli, Genddy, tell me what you want to be. I'll make it come true unless if my power can't do so.
What do you mean, legally? And yes, it is me.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Nov 28, 2012 7:22 pmby Victin
SpiritfChaos wrote:Victin wrote:*denies everything Spirit has done*
You cannot procced until you can do so legally. Now, to jail.
*locks him up with Moriarty*
That new avatar may stay though. Is that really you?
*gets out of Genndy's mallet again*
Great, more billions of me.
*builds a giant coliseum/city*
I declare myself the Czar of Victopolis!
*every single one of me cheers*
Eli, Genddy, tell me what you want to be. I'll make it come true unless if my power can't do so.
What do you mean, legally? And yes, it is me.
You got here late. Contact your lawyer so you can get out of jail before Moriarty kills you.You look like someone I know. How old are you?
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Nov 28, 2012 7:24 pmby SpiritfChaos
Victin wrote:SpiritfChaos wrote:Victin wrote:*denies everything Spirit has done*
You cannot procced until you can do so legally. Now, to jail.
*locks him up with Moriarty*
That new avatar may stay though. Is that really you?
*gets out of Genndy's mallet again*
Great, more billions of me.
*builds a giant coliseum/city*
I declare myself the Czar of Victopolis!
*every single one of me cheers*
Eli, Genddy, tell me what you want to be. I'll make it come true unless if my power can't do so.
What do you mean, legally? And yes, it is me.
You got here late. Contact your lawyer so you can get out of jail before Moriarty kills you.You look like someone I know. How old are you?
If you mean Dilly, she said I could join. And I'm 17.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Nov 28, 2012 7:29 pmby Victin
SpiritfChaos wrote:Victin wrote:SpiritfChaos wrote:What do you mean, legally? And yes, it is me.
You got here late. Contact your lawyer so you can get out of jail before Moriarty kills you.You look like someone I know. How old are you?
If you mean Dilly, she said I could join. And I'm 17.
Sorry, I didn't see the paperwork. You're free.*teleports Spirit to the middle of Victopolis*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Nov 28, 2012 7:31 pmby SpiritfChaos
"Oh god what just happened."
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:05 pmby Qara-Xuan Zenith
SpiritfChaos wrote:*tosses key aside, my eyes glow brighter, and lasers start shooting from my hands*
"Pew pew, pew pew pew!"
Excuse me. Welcome to the coffee room, where everything is trying to kill you.
But the lasers are mine. You cannot have the lasers.
*unleashes some flesh-eating lasers on him as punishment*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:22 pmby The Wild West Pyro
Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:SpiritfChaos wrote:*tosses key aside, my eyes glow brighter, and lasers start shooting from my hands*
"Pew pew, pew pew pew!"
Excuse me. Welcome to the coffee room, where everything is trying to kill you.
But the lasers are mine. You cannot have the lasers.
*unleashes some flesh-eating lasers on him as punishment*
( 100% Laser Proof Shield surrounds him, the fictionals, me, everyone else and Mr. A)
Qara, try something else for a change!
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:33 pmby Pixelmage
You know... I think we need a companion sheet for this place... At least a list of the currently owned powers.
P.S. Knives are mine. And my pocket watch stops time when I get serious about murdering every living, and some of the non-living, beings inside this time-space realm.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:05 pmby Genndy Oda C.O.G.
Victin wrote:*denies everything Spirit has done*
You cannot procced until you can do so legally. Now, to jail.
*locks him up with Moriarty*
That new avatar may stay though. Is that really you?
*gets out of Genndy's mallet again*
Great, more billions of me.
*builds a giant coliseum/city*
I declare myself the Czar of Victopolis!
*every single one of me cheers*
Eli, Genndy, tell me what you want to be. I'll make it come true unless if my power can't do so.
I would enjoy the position of Prince of Versailles.
Also, I get mallets.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Nov 28, 2012 10:00 pmby The Wild West Pyro
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:Victin wrote:*denies everything Spirit has done*
You cannot procced until you can do so legally. Now, to jail.
*locks him up with Moriarty*
That new avatar may stay though. Is that really you?
*gets out of Genndy's mallet again*
Great, more billions of me.
*builds a giant coliseum/city*
I declare myself the Czar of Victopolis!
*every single one of me cheers*
Eli, Genndy, tell me what you want to be. I'll make it come true unless if my power can't do so.
I would enjoy the position of Prince of Versailles.
Also, I get mallets.
( Gives him the crown)
Re: The Coffee Room
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Thu Nov 29, 2012 12:05 amby Guyshane
*Nukes the continent*
Because things were far to stable in here
Re: The Coffee Room
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Thu Nov 29, 2012 12:25 amby The Wild West Pyro
Guyshane wrote:*Nukes the continent*
Because things were far to stable in here
Now Antartica is under the ocean.
Thankyouverymuch.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Thu Nov 29, 2012 9:25 amby SpiritfChaos
*teleports behind Guyshane and hits him repeatedly with the key*
"No. Bad. We have not crossed the Godzilla Threshold yet."
Re: The Coffee Room
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Thu Nov 29, 2012 9:30 amby Scarab
SpiritfChaos wrote:*teleports behind Guyshane and hits him repeatedly with the key*
"No. Bad. We have not crossed the Godzilla Threshold yet."
*Wanders in sipping iced coffee* I heard that, dude, I wouldn't worry, we cross the Godzilla Threshold in here EVERY FREAKIN' DAY... and the less said about the stuff Pyro comes out with the better, *sips* Hey what happened to your eyes, anyway? Sell 'em on the Internet?