The Coffee Room

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

*teleports behind Guyshane and hits him repeatedly with the key*
"No. Bad. We have not crossed the Godzilla Threshold yet."

*Wanders in sipping iced coffee* I heard that, dude, I wouldn't worry, we cross the Godzilla Threshold in here EVERY FREAKIN' DAY... and the less said about the stuff Pyro comes out with the better, *sips* Hey what happened to your eyes, anyway? Sell 'em on the Internet?

She's right. Also, I'm pretty sure today isn't Fake Demonic Possession Day, but I could be wrong.

[SpiritfChaos]

*teleports behind Guyshane and hits him repeatedly with the key*
"No. Bad. We have not crossed the Godzilla Threshold yet."

*Wanders in sipping iced coffee* I heard that, dude, I wouldn't worry, we cross the Godzilla Threshold in here EVERY FREAKIN' DAY... and the less said about the stuff Pyro comes out with the better, *sips* Hey what happened to your eyes, anyway? Sell 'em on the Internet?

She's right. Also, I'm pretty sure today isn't Fake Demonic Possession Day, but I could be wrong.

Eh, side effects. Psychic powers and whatnot. It's like in Scott Pilgrim, but without the vegan or douchebag requirements.

[The Wild West Pyro]

*teleports behind Guyshane and hits him repeatedly with the key*
"No. Bad. We have not crossed the Godzilla Threshold yet."

*Wanders in sipping iced coffee* I heard that, dude, I wouldn't worry, we cross the Godzilla Threshold in here EVERY FREAKIN' DAY... and the less said about the stuff Pyro comes out with the better, *sips* Hey what happened to your eyes, anyway? Sell 'em on the Internet?

WHY DOES EVERYONE SUDDENLY HATE ME?

[Sicon112]

*teleports behind Guyshane and hits him repeatedly with the key*
"No. Bad. We have not crossed the Godzilla Threshold yet."

*Wanders in sipping iced coffee* I heard that, dude, I wouldn't worry, we cross the Godzilla Threshold in here EVERY FREAKIN' DAY... and the less said about the stuff Pyro comes out with the better, *sips* Hey what happened to your eyes, anyway? Sell 'em on the Internet?

WHY DOES EVERYONE SUDDENLY HATE ME?

She means you cause explosions and chaos. You DO, so...

Anyway, it's more of a compliment here than anything else.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Indeed. Your massive amount of destruction is an inspiration to us all.

[Victin]

*denies everything Spirit has done*
You cannot procced until you can do so legally. Now, to jail.
*locks him up with Moriarty*
That new avatar may stay though. Is that really you?

*gets out of Genndy's mallet again*

Great, more billions of me.

*builds a giant coliseum/city*

I declare myself the Czar of Victopolis!

*every single one of me cheers*

Eli, Genndy, tell me what you want to be. I'll make it come true unless if my power can't do so.

I would enjoy the position of Prince of Versailles.
Also, I get mallets.

( Gives him the crown)

PYRO! YOU HAVE NO POWER TO GRANT HIM PRINCEHOOD!

*teleports Pyro to the jail*

Now, Genndy,

*turns Genndy into Prince of Versailles*

Wait. There isn't Versailles here.

*beat*

*creates a mallet shop named Versailles*

Now there is.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

This is the best day of my life! Hot chocolate for all!

[Victin]

This is the best day of my life! Hot chocolate for all!

Wait!

*turns Versailles into a mallet and hot chocolate shop*

Now it's okay. Keep going.

[Victin]

Uh... Eli, I think you should know this:

When I was cataloging myselves and yourselves, Mr. A style, I noticed some Victins dating (or trying to, anyways) some elis. Then I found a bunch of elis in love with one specific Vic... Then I discovered he was using a Love Potion, so I put him (16-05-18-22) in jail, together with 05-22-09-12. After a while I found 10-21-01-14 crying over some elis, and I tried to cheer him up.

But I have good news: We finished building the gym, which works for many sports, and it looks like a giant coliseum. And we got cheeliders. On a side-note, 04-15-18-01 went on exploring the surroundings of the city.

[Scarab]

*Wanders through* ....Okay who the fuck let loose a cloning machine or something in here? I can barely handle it when there's one of each of you!

Also V, why did you BUILD a gym? You can just sort of... think one into existence if you want one. Or use nanobots. Or honestly utilise ANY method besides actually building a gym. (Although it is very sweet of you to build it.)

[The Wild West Pyro]

*Wanders through* ....Okay who the fuck let loose a cloning machine or something in here? I can barely handle it when there's one of each of you!

Also V, why did you BUILD a gym? You can just sort of... think one into existence if you want one. Or use nanobots. Or honestly utilise ANY method besides actually building a gym. (Although it is very sweet of you to build it.)

Is the explosions thing a COMPLIMENT OR NOT?

( Holds up Time Bomb)

YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES TO SAY IT!

[Jeroic9]

Dem folks told me to come here. So I did. All over here. Have fun with that.

Coffee is great with rum and whiskey, but I only have coffee. Sadface.

[eli_gone_crazy]

Dem folks told me to come here. So I did. All over here. Have fun with that.

Coffee is great with rum and whiskey, but I only have coffee. Sadface.

Try this.
*hands Jer Green Stuff (TM)*
It's awesome, I promise. ^_^

[Jeroic9]

Try this.
*hands Jer Green Stuff (TM)*
It's awesome, I promise. ^_^

Welcome to another episode of me putting things in my mouth when I don't know what they are.

Glug glug.

[eli_gone_crazy]

Try this.
*hands Jer Green Stuff (TM)*
It's awesome, I promise. ^_^

Welcome to another episode of me putting things in my mouth when I don't know what they are.

Glug glug.

Now is the part where I tell you it will most likely kill you at some point.
Or give you freaky powers.
Or make you go nuts like Pyro and Victin.
Or....
ah well, I won't spoil the fun.

[The Wild West Pyro]

Try this.
*hands Jer Green Stuff (TM)*
It's awesome, I promise. ^_^

Welcome to another episode of me putting things in my mouth when I don't know what they are.

Glug glug.

Now is the part where I tell you it will most likely kill you at some point.
Or give you freaky powers.
Or make you go nuts like Pyro and Victin.
Or....
ah well, I won't spoil the fun.

Well, what did you expect?

PYROS ARE PARTLY INSANE!

MUHAHAHAHAHAMMMMPHMMMPHMMMMMMPPPPH!

[Jeroic9]

I already have a superpower! I can do the Balloon Belly trope... IN REAL LIFE! It just hurts like a bitch.

[eli_gone_crazy]

I already have a superpower! I can do the Balloon Belly trope... IN REAL LIFE! It just hurts like a bitch.

well, I wish you good luck.
*starts walking away speaking as she leaves*
I would beware thedanger...

*pops out of existence*

[Scarab]

I already have a superpower! I can do the Balloon Belly trope... IN REAL LIFE! It just hurts like a bitch.

well, I wish you good luck.
*starts walking away speaking as she leaves*
I would beware thedanger...

*pops out of existence*

*Sips* I can't decide if it's cool, or creepy that she can do that.

[eli_gone_crazy]

*Sips* I can't decide if it's cool, or creepy that she can do that.

*pops back into existence right next to scarab*
*takes a sip of Blue Stuff*
Definitely cool.


*pops back out of existence*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

This is why I stick with just a mallet.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Since when are cool and creepy mutually exclusive?

I always thought they were practically predicated on each other. I know I'M cool and creepy...

[Scarab]

Since when are cool and creepy mutually exclusive?

I always thought they were practically predicated on each other. I know I'M cool and creepy...

Yeah there definitly seems to be some kind of correlation at work here... There IS a certain inherent ammount of craziness to true coolness. Willingness to bypass the rules, you know. And lets face it, we break the rules of existence in here everyday. Logically, that means we should be the coolest people on the planet.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Wait, you guys aren't?

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

No, we're not. Planet would be limiting ourselves.

We're the coolest people in the Metaverse. (YYYYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH )