The Coffee Room

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

I'll take some of the Chocolate Chip cookies. Also, since we're apparently on a snack break, who wants to try the Ultimate Hot Chocolate?

[The Wild West Pyro]

I'll take some of the Chocolate Chip cookies. Also, since we're apparently on a snack break, who wants to try the Ultimate Hot Chocolate?

Me.

I shall be the guinea pig.

No wait-

( calls Smosh)

Charlie the Guinea Pig will-

Charlie: BOOZE! BOOZE! BOOOOOOOOOZE!

Me: What is it NOW-

Charlie: I WANT TWO KING CANS OF BODDINGTON PUB ALE NOW! AND SIXTY TWO PINTS OF BITTER! AND ALL YOUR WHISKY! SO GET THEM TO ME NOW, W****R!

OK, I'll be the test subject.

Bring it.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Here you go. The Ultimate Hot Chocolate. It's chocolate, white chocolate, and whipped cream with chocolate and white chocolate drizzled on top. It's the caloric equivalent of a dessert bar in a cup. *hands Pyro the cup*
At this moment, we would like to state that Genndy Oda C.O.G. or any parties related therein are not responsible for the damage that Pyro is about to cause.

[The Wild West Pyro]

Here you go. The Ultimate Hot Chocolate. It's chocolate, white chocolate, and whipped cream with chocolate and white chocolate drizzled on top. It's the caloric equivalent of a dessert bar in a cup. *hands Pyro the cup*
At this moment, we would like to state that Genndy Oda C.O.G. or any parties related therein are not responsible for the damage that Pyro is about to cause.

( Sips it)

BEST! HOT! CHOCOLATE! EVER!

I LOVE IT!

And now for something completely different. No, it isn't Monty Python. It's my attempts to make the Universal Monsters seem funny.

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[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Quite amusing, sir.

[Victin]

Can someone help me with my Speed Chess?

[Victin]

Anyone can help me to train iy?

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

I believe you're in the wrong thread for these requests, Victin.

[Endless Sea]

Can someone help me understand what in the nine circles of hell is going on with Pyro?

[Victin]

I believe you're in the wrong thread for these requests, Victin.

But we FIGHT here... And this thread is the Coffee Room, we can talk about anything here, can't we?

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Yeah, but there is a request thread for just such a purpose.

Can someone help me understand what in the nine circles of hell is going on with Pyro?

He's under the impression that the fictionals are in the Coffee Room, and that the Coffee Room itself is a vast fortress in Antarctica. He's also living up to his namesake in weirdness.

[Endless Sea]

In that case, maybe I can burn the lack of sense out of him. Black fire should get the job done. Perhaps a helping of mind-breaking, as well...

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Really?
That's your plan?

[eli_gone_crazy]

Really?
That's your plan?

It's better than my plan

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Which is...?

[eli_gone_crazy]

Which is...?

To make him and Victin fight each other.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Actually, since that solves two problems, and results in entertainment, let's go with that.

[eli_gone_crazy]

Actually, since that solves two problems, and results in entertainment, let's go with that.

^_^ LET'S DO THIS!

VICTIN!!!!!!!!!!

[Victin]

Actually, since that solves two problems, and results in entertainment, let's go with that.

^_^ LET'S DO THIS!

VICTIN!!!!!!!!!!

*takes up a gun*
YOU'RE LAAAAAAAAAAATE!
*shoots*

[Sicon112]

Actually, since that solves two problems, and results in entertainment, let's go with that.

^_^ LET'S DO THIS!

VICTIN!!!!!!!!!!

*takes up a gun*
YOU'RE LAAAAAAAAAAATE!
*shoots*

....Is it too late to mention that I jammed the barrel of that gun earlier? *gun explodes in Vic's face* Yes? Good.

[Victin]

^_^ LET'S DO THIS!

VICTIN!!!!!!!!!!

*takes up a gun*
YOU'RE LAAAAAAAAAAATE!
*shoots*

....Is it too late to mention that I jammed the barrel of that gun earlier? *gun explodes in Vic's face* Yes? Good.

Sicon, I'm an amateur... Please, don't mess up unless you're going to help me XD
But seriously, any hints?
*throws gun at eli*

[Sicon112]

Sicon, I'm an amateur... Please, don't mess up unless you're going to help me XD
But seriously, any hints?
*throws gun at eli*

First hint: Don't do anything while I'm around. It only gets you hurt. The remains of that gun contained a hidden force field that will protect whoever is holding it from the enormous MAC round that is currently incoming.



Gotta love the explosions...

[Victin]

Sicon, I'm an amateur... Please, don't mess up unless you're going to help me XD
But seriously, any hints?
*throws gun at eli*

First hint: Don't do anything while I'm around. It only gets you hurt. The remains of that gun contained a hidden force field that will protect whoever is holding it from the enormous MAC round that is currently incoming.



Gotta love the explosions...

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Seriously Sicon, I'm an amateaur. Stop Munchkin' around please.

[Sicon112]

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Seriously Sicon, I'm an amateaur. Stop Munchkin' around please.

I'm sorry. I don''t have an off button. However, you might be happy to know that the shield was set to implode anyhow. Bye eli!

*force field around eli collapses in on itself and obliterates everything inside of it*

[Pixelmage]

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>.>
Seriously Sicon, I'm an amateaur. Stop Munchkin' around please.

Vic... You're in here for so much time now that you can't conceivably call yourself an amateur anymore. It's just illogical.