The Coffee Room

[Sicon112]

So, I dropped by, blew up the entire place, then killed the last survivor. Now that the reset button has kicked in, what should we do?

[Victin]

So, I dropped by, blew up the entire place, then killed the last survivor. Now that the reset button has kicked in, what should we do?

Help me?

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Nah.

[Endless Sea]

I think it's been long enough since I've exercised my ability to mind rape. Sicon, be a sport and provide a target for me, hmm? Thank you.

*Sicon's mind is shredded*

*no, seriously, Alton ripped your mind to tiny bitesize bits, no matter how vast or incomprehensible it is/was*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

...That's horrifying.

[Sicon112]

I think it's been long enough since I've exercised my ability to mind rape. Sicon, be a sport and provide a target for me, hmm? Thank you.

*Sicon's mind is shredded*

*no, seriously, Alton ripped your mind to tiny bitesize bits, no matter how vast or incomprehensible it is/was*

Hello, this is Sicon. Unfortunately, I'm not at home right now. Please leave a message after the beep.

*sound of all lovecraftian monsters screaming in rage at once plays*

We are sorry, the alternate dimensional inbox that you are trying to access is full. Please try calling back later.

[Endless Sea]

I think it's been long enough since I've exercised my ability to mind rape. Sicon, be a sport and provide a target for me, hmm? Thank you.

*Sicon's mind is shredded*

*no, seriously, Alton ripped your mind to tiny bitesize bits, no matter how vast or incomprehensible it is/was*

Hello, this is Sicon. Unfortunately, I'm not at home right now. Please leave a message after the beep.

*sound of all lovecraftian monsters screaming in rage at once plays*

We are sorry, the alternate dimensional inbox that you are trying to access is full. Please try calling back later.

...Okay, I'll admit, that made me crack a smile. That's not an easy thing to do, in case you were wondering.

[Sicon112]

...Okay, I'll admit, that made me crack a smile. That's not an easy thing to do, in case you were wondering.

I aim to please.

Now is about the point where I would suggest we go kill some random bystander and slowly (read: INSTANTLY) escalate things to the level of the apocalypse, but I have to go to bed. I'll be driving all day tomorrow for my trip, so I should rest. Talk to you guys as soon as I can.

[The Wild West Pyro]

No, really, the Coffee Room IS in Antarctica. It only makes sense.

And it would be nice to have the fictionals in the Coffee Room.

Now-

( takes out TF2 Shotgun)

VICTIN, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!

[Guyshane]

...Okay, I'll admit, that made me crack a smile. That's not an easy thing to do, in case you were wondering.

I aim to please.

Now is about the point where I would suggest we go kill some random bystander and slowly (read: INSTANTLY) escalate things to the level of the apocalypse, but I have to go to bed. I'll be driving all day tomorrow for my trip, so I should rest. Talk to you guys as soon as I can.

Okay Everyone pay attention!!!
we aren't starting the apocalypse until Sicon gets back, i don't think for a second that any of you will listen to me. but its the thought that counts

[The Wild West Pyro]

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[Victin]

No, really, the Coffee Room IS in Antarctica. It only makes sense.

And it would be nice to have the fictionals in the Coffee Room.

Now-

( takes out TF2 Shotgun)

VICTIN, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!

Way ahead of you. You're in jail, remember?

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

we aren't starting the apocalypse until Sicon gets back

we aren't starting the apocalypse

until Sicon gets back

Excuse me?!!!

Waiting that long would be unacceptable!

*lazily herds everyone with flesh-eating lasers toward a concentrated area with a five-mile radius* Uhhhh no reason.
(keep in mind that I tend to lose interest and wander off right before the killing blow... OR NOT)

[Victin]

we aren't starting the apocalypse until Sicon gets back

we aren't starting the apocalypse

until Sicon gets back

Excuse me?!!!

Waiting that long would be unacceptable!

*lazily herds everyone with flesh-eating lasers toward a concentrated area with a five-mile radius* Uhhhh no reason.
(keep in mind that I tend to lose interest and wander off right before the killing blow... OR NOT)

*teleports Qara to Room 101-err... I mean, a psychologist*

Initiate bwainhaxxx

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Initiate bwainhaxxx

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ERROR ENCOUNTERED: INCORRECT OR MISSING PASSCODE ENTERED. VICTIN DOES NOT HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO USE TEH HAXX, BWAIN OR OTHERWISE. PLEASE RE-ENTER HAXX PASSCODE AND TRY AGAIN. PLEASE REMAIN CONNECTED.

*Victin remains connected*
*Reen lasers shoot out of the connection, zapping Vic so hard his skull tears itself a foot out of his head.*

Estimated Victin respawn time: slow

[Victin]

Initiate bwainhaxxx

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ERROR ENCOUNTERED: INCORRECT OR MISSING PASSCODE ENTERED. VICTIN DOES NOT HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO USE TEH HAXX, BWAIN OR OTHERWISE. PLEASE RE-ENTER HAXX PASSCODE AND TRY AGAIN. PLEASE REMAIN CONNECTED.

*Victin remains connected*
*Reen lasers shoot out of the connection, zapping Vic so hard his skull tears itself a foot out of his head.*

Estimated Victin respawn time: slow

*another Victin cast Revive in Victin number 04-05-01-04*

Initiate bwaihaxxx

[Scarab]

Damn, there's a lot of brain haxxing going on here lately... maybe it's a good thing I signed up for that antibrain virus... Although I originally thought itwas just some new thing to protect you from the common cold v.v

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Initiate bwaihaxxx

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ERROR: ALL USERS WITH NAMESPACE:VICTIN OR VARIATIONS THEREOF ARE BANNED FROM THE SERVER. REASON:DEAD. BRAINHAXX ACCESS DENIED.

[Victin]

Initiate bwaihaxxx

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ERROR: ALL USERS WITH NAMESPACE:VICTIN OR VARIATIONS THEREOF ARE BANNED FROM THE SERVER. REASON:DEAD. BRAINHAXX ACCESS DENIED.

*zombie apocalypse*

Initiate bwainhaxxx

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

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BRAINHAXX ACCESS DENIED TO THE FOLLOWING USERS:
VICTIN
REASON: TOO MANY FAILED ATTEMPTS.
WE'RE SORRY.
NO WE AREN'T.

[Victin]

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/hack={bwainhaxxx[Sicon112; Qara-Xuan Zenith; Dryunya; eli/Agoraoptera]}
/add={Victin}
SUCCESFULLY ADDED VICTIN TO THE BWAINHAXXX USERS LIST
HAVE A NICE DAY :D :D :D
(DON'T >:D >:D >:D)

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

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WHY ARE WE TALKING LIKE THIS, ANYWAYS?

[Victin]

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WHY ARE WE TALKING LIKE THIS, ANYWAYS?

We're not. BTW, don't do that Genndy. As your friend, I have to say that if you keep doing that, the system you delete your precious Mallet and Hot Chocolate shop away, together with you and your mallet.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

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/hack={bwainhaxxx[Sicon112; Qara-Xuan Zenith; Dryunya]}
/add={Victin}
SUCCESFULLY ADDED VICTIN TO THE BWAINHAXXX USERS LIST
HAVE A NICE DAY :D :D :D
(DON'T >:D >:D >:D)

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ERROR: INVALID HAXX SPACE.  USERS={BWAINHAXX[ELI; AGORA]}, REASON: HALVES. USERS={BRAINHAXX[SICON; QARA; DRYU]}, REASON: CLASSIFIED. ENTRY TO THE HAXX IS REROUTED THROUGH THE CENTRE OF THE SUN.
USER=VICTIN HAS BEEN INCINERATED.

[Victin]

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/hack={bwainhaxxx[Sicon112; Qara-Xuan Zenith; Dryunya]}
/add={Victin}
SUCCESFULLY ADDED VICTIN TO THE BWAINHAXXX USERS LIST
HAVE A NICE DAY :D :D :D
(DON'T >:D >:D >:D)

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ERROR: INVALID HAXX SPACE.  USERS={BWAINHAXX[ELI; AGORA]}, REASON: HALVES. USERS={BRAINHAXX[SICON; QARA; DRYU]}, REASON: CLASSIFIED. ENTRY TO THE HAXX IS REROUTED THROUGH THE CENTRE OF THE SUN.
USER=VICTIN HAS BEEN INCINERATED.

*ashes of the one Victin killed in the incineration whistles*