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Sicon112 wrote:So, I dropped by, blew up the entire place, then killed the last survivor. Now that the reset button has kicked in, what should we do?

Endless Sea wrote:I think it's been long enough since I've exercised my ability to mind rape. Sicon, be a sport and provide a target for me, hmm? Thank you.

*Sicon's mind is shredded*

*no, seriously, Alton ripped your mind to tiny bitesize bits, no matter how vast or incomprehensible it is/was*

Sicon112 wrote:

Endless Sea wrote:I think it's been long enough since I've exercised my ability to mind rape. Sicon, be a sport and provide a target for me, hmm? Thank you.

*Sicon's mind is shredded*

*no, seriously, Alton ripped your mind to tiny bitesize bits, no matter how vast or incomprehensible it is/was*

Hello, this is Sicon. Unfortunately, I'm not at home right now. Please leave a message after the beep.

*sound of all lovecraftian monsters screaming in rage at once plays*

We are sorry, the alternate dimensional inbox that you are trying to access is full. Please try calling back later.

Endless Sea wrote:...Okay, I'll admit, that made me crack a smile. That's not an easy thing to do, in case you were wondering.

Sicon112 wrote:

Endless Sea wrote:...Okay, I'll admit, that made me crack a smile. That's not an easy thing to do, in case you were wondering.

I aim to please.

Now is about the point where I would suggest we go kill some random bystander and slowly (read: INSTANTLY) escalate things to the level of the apocalypse, but I have to go to bed. I'll be driving all day tomorrow for my trip, so I should rest. Talk to you guys as soon as I can.

The Wild West Pyro wrote:No, really, the Coffee Room IS in Antarctica. It only makes sense.

And it would be nice to have the fictionals in the Coffee Room.

Now-

( takes out TF2 Shotgun)

VICTIN, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!

Guyshane wrote:we aren't starting the apocalypse until Sicon gets back

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:

Guyshane wrote:we aren't starting the apocalypse until Sicon gets back

Guyshane wrote:we aren't starting the apocalypse

Guyshane wrote:until Sicon gets back

Excuse me?!!!

Waiting that long would be unacceptable!

*lazily herds everyone with flesh-eating lasers toward a concentrated area with a five-mile radius* Uhhhh no reason.
(keep in mind that I tend to lose interest and wander off right before the killing blow... OR NOT)

Victin wrote:Initiate bwainhaxxx

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ERROR ENCOUNTERED: INCORRECT OR MISSING PASSCODE ENTERED. VICTIN DOES NOT HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO USE TEH HAXX, BWAIN OR OTHERWISE. PLEASE RE-ENTER HAXX PASSCODE AND TRY AGAIN. PLEASE REMAIN CONNECTED.

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:

Victin wrote:Initiate bwainhaxxx

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ERROR ENCOUNTERED: INCORRECT OR MISSING PASSCODE ENTERED. VICTIN DOES NOT HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO USE TEH HAXX, BWAIN OR OTHERWISE. PLEASE RE-ENTER HAXX PASSCODE AND TRY AGAIN. PLEASE REMAIN CONNECTED.

*Victin remains connected*
*Reen lasers shoot out of the connection, zapping Vic so hard his skull tears itself a foot out of his head.*

Estimated Victin respawn time: slow

Victin wrote:Initiate bwaihaxxx

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ERROR: ALL USERS WITH NAMESPACE:VICTIN OR VARIATIONS THEREOF ARE BANNED FROM THE SERVER. REASON:DEAD. BRAINHAXX ACCESS DENIED.

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:

Victin wrote:Initiate bwaihaxxx

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ERROR: ALL USERS WITH NAMESPACE:VICTIN OR VARIATIONS THEREOF ARE BANNED FROM THE SERVER. REASON:DEAD. BRAINHAXX ACCESS DENIED.

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BRAINHAXX ACCESS DENIED TO THE FOLLOWING USERS:
VICTIN
REASON: TOO MANY FAILED ATTEMPTS.
WE'RE SORRY.
NO WE AREN'T.

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/hack={bwainhaxxx[Sicon112; Qara-Xuan Zenith; Dryunya; eli/Agoraoptera]}
/add={Victin}
SUCCESFULLY ADDED VICTIN TO THE BWAINHAXXX USERS LIST
HAVE A NICE DAY :D :D :D
(DON'T >:D >:D >:D)

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WHY ARE WE TALKING LIKE THIS, ANYWAYS?

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:

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WHY ARE WE TALKING LIKE THIS, ANYWAYS?

Victin wrote:

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/hack={bwainhaxxx[Sicon112; Qara-Xuan Zenith; Dryunya]}
/add={Victin}
SUCCESFULLY ADDED VICTIN TO THE BWAINHAXXX USERS LIST
HAVE A NICE DAY :D :D :D
(DON'T >:D >:D >:D)

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ERROR: INVALID HAXX SPACE.  USERS={BWAINHAXX[ELI; AGORA]}, REASON: HALVES. USERS={BRAINHAXX[SICON; QARA; DRYU]}, REASON: CLASSIFIED. ENTRY TO THE HAXX IS REROUTED THROUGH THE CENTRE OF THE SUN.
USER=VICTIN HAS BEEN INCINERATED.

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:

Victin wrote:

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/hack={bwainhaxxx[Sicon112; Qara-Xuan Zenith; Dryunya]}
/add={Victin}
SUCCESFULLY ADDED VICTIN TO THE BWAINHAXXX USERS LIST
HAVE A NICE DAY :D :D :D
(DON'T >:D >:D >:D)

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ERROR: INVALID HAXX SPACE.  USERS={BWAINHAXX[ELI; AGORA]}, REASON: HALVES. USERS={BRAINHAXX[SICON; QARA; DRYU]}, REASON: CLASSIFIED. ENTRY TO THE HAXX IS REROUTED THROUGH THE CENTRE OF THE SUN.
USER=VICTIN HAS BEEN INCINERATED.