by AMimsyBorogove on Tue Oct 09, 2012 4:13 pm
*Stares at Crazy!Scarab*
Ah, crap. Uh....
*looks around for the nearest object, and seizes upon a jar of OMINOUS PURPLE STUFF.*
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
*chugs it*
Er... hey, wait a minute, what is this stuff? I feel a little... Uh... On fire? But in the good kinda way, not in the "OMG I'M BURNING TO DEATH!" way. Wait... do I have wing-
You've gotta be kidding me. You guys had the Hourai Elixir in here? And you left it sitting there for me to drink? NOW I CAN'T DIE AND A SPACE ARSENIC POWERED SCARAB IS GONNA KILL ME! I HATE YOU GUYS SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!
Er... wait. What with the whole time looping thing, I couldn't have died anyway, could I have? So... now I have fire wings... and... stuff.
*DERP.*
*Fujiyama Volcano ensues.*
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"Due to the ambiguity of this wording, I am unable to determine whether or not I am the leader of the X-Men!"
"UNIVERSE-BREAKING EPILEPSY RAVE!" - AMimsyBorogove