The Coffee Room

[Scarab]

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Rocks fall, everyone dies

There, now can we PLEASE start talking like normal people again?

[Victin]

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Rocks fall, everyone dies

There, now can we PLEASE start talking like normal people again?

See this:

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WHY ARE WE TALKING LIKE THIS, ANYWAYS?

We're not. BTW, don't do that Genndy. As your friend, I have to say that if you keep doing that, the system you delete your precious Mallet and Hot Chocolate shop away, together with you and your mallet.

[The Wild West Pyro]

No, really, the Coffee Room IS in Antarctica. It only makes sense.

And it would be nice to have the fictionals in the Coffee Room.

Now-

( takes out TF2 Shotgun)

VICTIN, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!

Way ahead of you. You're in jail, remember?

( Files door open, slips file in pocket, grabs cell door bar, knocks out two guards, then heads into the janitor's room, retrieves TF2 Shotgun, M1911 A1, and Crowbar, then climbs up on a chair and crawls through a very windy and dry air vent, and finally climbs down the wall on plungers. And runs across the desert, finds a car, and drives it back to the Coffee Room.)

HA!

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

*converts mallet into a speaker, and lounges comfortably while Victin and Pyro duke it out to Rick Astley*

[The Wild West Pyro]

*converts mallet into a speaker, and lounges comfortably while Victin and Pyro duke it out to Rick Astley*

( Stops fight for a second)

What's Rick Astley?

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5mtaPJ3EH8
This guy. I meant to invoke Soundtrack Dissonance.

[The Wild West Pyro]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5mtaPJ3EH8
This guy. I meant to invoke Soundtrack Dissonance.

OK.

( Continues duking it out with Victin)

Genndy, you decide who wins. You're the game master.

[eli_gone_crazy]

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ERROR ENCOUNTERED: INCORRECT OR MISSING PASSCODE ENTERED. VICTIN DOES NOT HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO USE TEH HAXX, BWAIN OR OTHERWISE. PLEASE RE-ENTER HAXX PASSCODE AND TRY AGAIN. PLEASE REMAIN CONNECTED.

*Victin remains connected*
*Reen lasers shoot out of the connection, zapping Vic so hard his skull tears itself a foot out of his head.*

Estimated Victin respawn time: slow

*pops back into existence*
Sicon, no use in trying to kill me, I'll just pop back into existence anyway.

*sees qara in room 101-uh, psychiatrist's office*
ohaider!

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5mtaPJ3EH8
This guy. I meant to invoke Soundtrack Dissonance.

OK.

( Continues duking it out with Victin)

Genndy, you decide who wins. You're the game master.

Very well then.

[eli_gone_crazy]

Oh yeah, Genndy.
I love your new avatar.
It's how I see you when I do my weird stuff

[Sicon112]

Damn, there's a lot of brain haxxing going on here lately... maybe it's a good thing I signed up for that antibrain virus... Although I originally thought itwas just some new thing to protect you from the common cold v.v

I am in awe of your 9-ballness... o.O

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ERROR ENCOUNTERED: INCORRECT OR MISSING PASSCODE ENTERED. VICTIN DOES NOT HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO USE TEH HAXX, BWAIN OR OTHERWISE. PLEASE RE-ENTER HAXX PASSCODE AND TRY AGAIN. PLEASE REMAIN CONNECTED.

*Victin remains connected*
*Reen lasers shoot out of the connection, zapping Vic so hard his skull tears itself a foot out of his head.*

Estimated Victin respawn time: slow

*pops back into existence*
Sicon, no use in trying to kill me, I'll just pop back into existence anyway.

*sees qara in room 101-uh, psychiatrist's office*
ohaider!

and that has stopped me when?

[eli_gone_crazy]

*pops back into existence*
Sicon, no use in trying to kill me, I'll just pop back into existence anyway.

*sees qara in room 101-uh, psychiatrist's office*
ohaider!

and that has stopped me when?

never, but at least give me a chance to find some food first!

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

*taps foot, waiting for Sicon to leave so she can get back to killing everyone without sparking a pointless and distracting one-on-one battle*

[The Wild West Pyro]

Remember, Genndy, me and Victin are duking it out on Mickeyjunk Mountain.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

I know. I was just waiting. *stops music* This game's winner is...
Pyro!Sorry, Victin. I flipped a virtual coin, and Pyro won.

[The Wild West Pyro]

I know. I was just waiting. *stops music* This game's winner is...
Pyro!Sorry, Victin. I flipped a virtual coin, and Pyro won.

HOORAY!

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[Endless Sea]

*snipes Pyro with black fire*

[The Wild West Pyro]

*snipes Pyro with black fire*

( Takes bullet.)

( Screams as he rips it out.)

( Heads off to heal himself)

[Guyshane]

*snipes Pyro with black fire*

( Takes bullet.)

( Screams as he rips it out.)

( Heads off to heal himself)

*Nukes Pyro*

[The Wild West Pyro]

*snipes Pyro with black fire*

( Takes bullet.)

( Screams as he rips it out.)

( Heads off to heal himself)

*Nukes Pyro*

WHAT DID I DO WRONG?

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

*tries to drink all the lasers*

*breathes out a roaring Reen-coloured flesh-eating sharkish artificially intelligent LASER MONSTER*
...excuse me.

[Guyshane]

WHAT DID I DO WRONG?

Your mistake is in thinking you needed to do anything wrong. This is the coffee room. I did it because I could.

[Endless Sea]

*snipes Pyro with black fire*

( Takes bullet.)

( Screams as he rips it out.)

( Heads off to heal himself)

You can't heal yourself with a bullet if there is no bullet, Pyro. I used black fire. You're dead. Very dead, in fact.

[The Wild West Pyro]

*snipes Pyro with black fire*

( Takes bullet.)

( Screams as he rips it out.)

( Heads off to heal himself)

You can't heal yourself with a bullet if there is no bullet, Pyro. I used black fire. You're dead. Very dead, in fact.

I know.

( Rises from the ashes)

There, Phoenix Style regenaration done.. oh dear, I may have to run from Mimsy.

[Endless Sea]

I know.

( Rises from the ashes)

There, Phoenix Style regenaration done.. oh dear, I may have to run from Mimsy.

What ashes? I sniped you. There's a burning hole through your skull that can't be regenerated. That's what sniping with black fire does.