The Coffee Room

[The Wild West Pyro]

I know.

( Rises from the ashes)

There, Phoenix Style regenaration done.. oh dear, I may have to run from Mimsy.

What ashes? I sniped you. There's a burning hole through your skull that can't be regenerated. That's what sniping with black fire does.

( The hole seals up)

How do you like that, eh?

[Endless Sea]

I know.

( Rises from the ashes)

There, Phoenix Style regenaration done.. oh dear, I may have to run from Mimsy.

What ashes? I sniped you. There's a burning hole through your skull that can't be regenerated. That's what sniping with black fire does.

( The hole seals up)

How do you like that, eh?

What part of "can't be regenerated" do you not understand?

[The Wild West Pyro]

Oh fine.

( Dies.)

PYRO WILL RESPAWN IN 15 SECONDS.

[Endless Sea]

Oh fine.

( Dies.)

PYRO WILL RESPAWN IN 15 SECONDS.

...I hate you, so very, very much.

(OOC: :P )

[The Wild West Pyro]

Oh fine.

( Dies.)

PYRO WILL RESPAWN IN 15 SECONDS.

...I hate you, so very, very much.

(OOC: )

You are now on mah foes list.

[eli_gone_crazy]

Oh fine.

( Dies.)

PYRO WILL RESPAWN IN 15 SECONDS.

...I hate you, so very, very much.

(OOC: )

You are now on mah foes list.

We have a foes list in here?

[The Wild West Pyro]

Everyone has one.

[Endless Sea]

Well, Pyro does, at the very least. I'm surprised I wasn't added earlier.

*prepares more fire*

[eli_gone_crazy]

Well, Pyro does, at the very least. I'm surprised I wasn't added earlier.

*prepares more fire*

wonder who's foes list I'm on. xD

[Endless Sea]

Well, Pyro does, at the very least. I'm surprised I wasn't added earlier.

*prepares more fire*

wonder who's foes list I'm on. xD

Even if I had one, you wouldn't be on it. I only classify two kinds of people as foes: those who openly oppose the faction I belong to, and those who really, really get on my nerves. You fall into neither category; Pyro, on the other hand, falls firmly into the second.

*also prepares mind blasts*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

*prepares hot chocolate*

[eli_gone_crazy]

*prepares hot chocolate*

Can I have some?

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Sure! Regular, White, Dark, or Ultimate?

[SpiritfChaos]

Sure! Regular, White, Dark, or Ultimate?

ULTIMATE HOT CHOCOLATE! NOW WITH EIGHTY-SEVEN PERCENT MORE LIME JUUUUUUIIIIIIICCCCCE.

[eli_gone_crazy]

Sure! Regular, White, Dark, or Ultimate?

ULTIMATE HOT CHOCOLATE! NOW WITH EIGHTY-SEVEN PERCENT MORE LIME JUUUUUUIIIIIIICCCCCE.

-.-
I'll just take a regular hot chocolate, Genndy.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

One Gurt Ultimate for Spirit, and one regular for Eli. *pours mugs, and hands them out* Anyone else? This battle ought to be good.

[eli_gone_crazy]

One Gurt Ultimate for Spirit, and one regular for Eli. *pours mugs, and hands them out* Anyone else? This battle ought to be good.

*drinks hot chocolate*
Battle? what batt-*is attacked*

[AMimsyBorogove]

DYNAMIC ENTRY! *explode-tackles Eli out of nowhere for no good reason.* I WILL AVENGE HYUUI! YOU WILL DISAPPEAR INTO FLAMES ALONG WITH ME! *begins releasing massive amounts of flames, then explodes.*

Hikari ni naaaaaaaaareeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

DYNAMIC ENTRY! *explode-tackles Eli out of nowhere for no good reason.* I WILL AVENGE HYUUI! YOU WILL DISAPPEAR INTO FLAMES ALONG WITH ME! *begins releasing massive amounts of flames, then explodes.*

Hikari ni naaaaaaaaareeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

...so you're going to avenge her by killing her? Or you're going to kill her, then avenge her death?

*nonchalantly sidles away from everyone being herded by the lasers, and toward a different group of lasers entirely*

[Victin]

No, really, the Coffee Room IS in Antarctica. It only makes sense.

And it would be nice to have the fictionals in the Coffee Room.

Now-

( takes out TF2 Shotgun)

VICTIN, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!

Way ahead of you. You're in jail, remember?

( Files door open, slips file in pocket, grabs cell door bar, knocks out two guards, then heads into the janitor's room, retrieves TF2 Shotgun, M1911 A1, and Crowbar, then climbs up on a chair and crawls through a very windy and dry air vent, and finally climbs down the wall on plungers. And runs across the desert, finds a car, and drives it back to the Coffee Room.)

HA!

*facewall*

You just freed Moriarty.

[eli_gone_crazy]

DYNAMIC ENTRY! *explode-tackles Eli out of nowhere for no good reason.* I WILL AVENGE HYUUI! YOU WILL DISAPPEAR INTO FLAMES ALONG WITH ME! *begins releasing massive amounts of flames, then explodes.*

Hikari ni naaaaaaaaareeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

*pops back into existence*

...
*drinks more cocoa*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

*also drinks more cocoa, albeit whilst sitting in The Balcony Intangible* This is getting good.

[Victin]

*also drinks more cocoa, albeit whilst sitting in The Balcony Intangible* This is getting good.

Indeed. As the Czar of this city I will raise Genndy's payment. Now you'll be paid twice as much as you used to.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

But, twice of nothing is still nothing!

[Victin]

But, twice of nothing is still nothing!

Wait, you haven't been paid? Where did the 20k cups of Hot Chocolate I send you every day go?