The Coffee Room

[eli_gone_crazy]

*zombie apocalypse, again*

makes the zombies his minions

*ignores*

Anyways, Shane, would you like to be the Commander of Victopolis' army?

THAT'S YOU BECOMING HIS MINIONS.
WHAT DON'T YOU GET ABOUT THAT.
*pops out of existence*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

<sigh> I'll be back again later. Dear Gouda, it seems that a rabbit can't make 20,001 cups of cocoa without someone filching it all, but, with elephants.

[eli_gone_crazy]

<sigh> I'll be back again later. Dear Gouda, it seems that a rabbit can't make 20,001 cups of cocoa without someone filching it all, but, with elephants.

sorry Genndy, here, have Guyshane as payment!

[Victin]

makes the zombies his minions

*ignores*

Anyways, Shane, would you like to be the Commander of Victopolis' army?

THAT'S YOU BECOMING HIS MINIONS.
WHAT DON'T YOU GET ABOUT THAT.
*pops out of existence*

No, it's not. He commands the army, I command everything. Including him and the army. But only if he tries to take over or something.

[Victin]

<sigh> I'll be back again later. Dear Gouda, it seems that a rabbit can't make 20,001 cups of cocoa without someone filching it all, but, with elephants.

Uh... Who's Gouda?

[Guyshane]

makes the zombies his minions

*ignores*

Anyways, Shane, would you like to be the Commander of Victopolis' army?

The Zombies are my pawns and I am more powerful than you can possibly imagine. In other words: No the coffee room will be mine.

[Victin]

makes the zombies his minions

*ignores*

Anyways, Shane, would you like to be the Commander of Victopolis' army?

The Zombies are my pawns and I am more powerful than you can possibly imagine. In other words: No the coffee room will be mine.

The zombies are me, and I'm not your pawns. And Sicon is the Ultimate Supreme Munchkin [...] Lord of the Coffee Room, and I don't want to mess with him. Even if you could control us, we wouldn't obey.

[eli_gone_crazy]

*pops into existence*
Well, Iwouldn't, but I rarely listen to anyone.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Well, since the Ω-Cocoa Mk. 81520 was warmed up already, the cocoa is done.
...
I just realized there were zombies here. *hops into mallet, leaving all 20,001 cups of cocoa out in the open* Victin, Gouda is a cheese. As to why I'm hiding, I have kinemortophobia. Look it up.

[Guyshane]

The zombies are me, and I'm not your pawns. And Sicon is the Ultimate Supreme Munchkin [...] Lord of the Coffee Room, and I don't want to mess with him. Even if you could control us, we wouldn't obey.

Your mistake is in thinking you have a choice. The coffee room will obey me or I will destroy it...again

[eli_gone_crazy]

The zombies are me, and I'm not your pawns. And Sicon is the Ultimate Supreme Munchkin [...] Lord of the Coffee Room, and I don't want to mess with him. Even if you could control us, we wouldn't obey.

Your mistake is in thinking you have a choice. The coffee room will obey me or I will destroy it...again

heh, Like you've got a chance.

[Guyshane]

The zombies are me, and I'm not your pawns. And Sicon is the Ultimate Supreme Munchkin [...] Lord of the Coffee Room, and I don't want to mess with him. Even if you could control us, we wouldn't obey.

Your mistake is in thinking you have a choice. The coffee room will obey me or I will destroy it...again

heh, Like you've got a chance.

Fine then I'm starting the.....fourth? i think its fourth. Fourth Great Coffee Room Apocalypse! zombies are the first to go

[eli_gone_crazy]

Your mistake is in thinking you have a choice. The coffee room will obey me or I will destroy it...again

heh, Like you've got a chance.

Fine then I'm starting the.....fourth? i think its fourth. Fourth Great Coffee Room Apocalypse! zombies are the first to go

*ignores shane and goes to alt dimension to prepare for the upcoming apocolypse*

[Victin]

Well, since the Ω-Cocoa Mk. 81520 was warmed up already, the cocoa is done.
...
I just realized there were zombies here. *hops into mallet, leaving all 20,001 cups of cocoa out in the open* Victin, Gouda is a cheese. As to why I'm hiding, I have kinemortophobia. Look it up.

I was already a zombie when I asked for the Hot Chocolate. Now I'm a double-zombie.

Your mistake is in thinking you have a choice. The coffee room will obey me or I will destroy it...again

heh, Like you've got a chance.

Fine then I'm starting the.....fourth? i think its fourth. Fourth Great Coffee Room Apocalypse! zombies are the first to go

...No.

[Guyshane]

*Explodes all of the zombies*
*sucks stars into black holes*
*drops a Green Stuff (TM) bomb in the coffee room*
*pulls Eli back into this dimension and shows her the wedding photo again*
*nukes the continent*
*puts Bob in a safe dimension*
* nukes Mimsy*
*uses Mimsy's nuclear phoenix abilities to burn the universe*

[eli_gone_crazy]

*Explodes all of the zombies*
*sucks stars into black holes*
*drops a Green Stuff (TM) bomb in the coffee room*
*pulls Eli back into this dimension and shows her the wedding photo again*
*nukes the continent*
*puts Bob in a safe dimension*
* nukes Mimsy*
*uses Mimsy's nuclear phoenix abilities to burn the universe*

.-. and now you have cross-oh hey, you saved bob.... need help destroying the coffee room?

[Guyshane]

*Explodes all of the zombies*
*sucks stars into black holes*
*drops a Green Stuff (TM) bomb in the coffee room*
*pulls Eli back into this dimension and shows her the wedding photo again*
*nukes the continent*
*puts Bob in a safe dimension*
* nukes Mimsy*
*uses Mimsy's nuclear phoenix abilities to burn the universe*

.-. and now you have cross-oh hey, you saved bob.... need help destroying the coffee room?

If you don't mind *Kills Victin again for good measure*

[eli_gone_crazy]

*Explodes all of the zombies*
*sucks stars into black holes*
*drops a Green Stuff (TM) bomb in the coffee room*
*pulls Eli back into this dimension and shows her the wedding photo again*
*nukes the continent*
*puts Bob in a safe dimension*
* nukes Mimsy*
*uses Mimsy's nuclear phoenix abilities to burn the universe*

.-. and now you have cross-oh hey, you saved bob.... need help destroying the coffee room?

If you don't mind *Kills Victin again for good measure*

*stays away from Xana*
*attacks Scarab*

[Guyshane]

*Blows up Genndy*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

WHYYYYYYYYY‽‽‽‽‽

[Victin]

*Explodes all of the zombies*
*sucks stars into black holes*
*drops a Green Stuff (TM) bomb in the coffee room*
*pulls Eli back into this dimension and shows her the wedding photo again*
*nukes the continent*
*puts Bob in a safe dimension*
* nukes Mimsy*
*uses Mimsy's nuclear phoenix abilities to burn the universe*

.-. and now you have cross-oh hey, you saved bob.... need help destroying the coffee room?

If you don't mind *Kills Victin again for good measure*

*zombie apocalypse, third time*

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SYSTEM: ONE MORE ZOMBIE OUTBREAK AND YOU GET A FREE BRAIN
AND A SEMI-PERMA BAN
ISN'T THAT GREAT
:D :D :D

[Victin]

*Blows up Genndy*

*turns Genndy into a zombie*

You're welcome!

*grins*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

*stares at hands* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Victin]

*stares at hands* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whaaaaaaaaaat?

[Guyshane]

*Blows up Genndy*

*turns Genndy into a zombie*

You're welcome!

*grins*

*casts group heal on zombies*
*all of the zombies die, most definitely including Victin who should stay dead so this apocalypse can stay on schedule*