The Coffee Room

[Victin]

*Blows up Genndy*

*turns Genndy into a zombie*

You're welcome!

*grins*

*casts group heal on zombies*
*all of the zombies die, most definitely including Victin who should stay dead so this apocalypse can stay on schedule*

*ghost apocalypse*

[Guyshane]

I need a new tactic *goes back in time to prevent the creation of the Coffee Room*

[Victin]

I need a new tactic *goes back in time to prevent the creation of the Coffee Room*

:0

[Scarab]

*Stumbles into the room, tripping over her feet and trying to pull atuff out of her bag. Staggers to middle of room*


Ice wand... ice wand, ice wand, damn it, it's in here some- *ice wand shoots somebody standing on the other side of the room* ...There it is.

Uh, hi, yeah so apparently I'm meant to be fighting someone here? I brought my ice wand so um... yeah.

[Victin]

*Stumbles into the room, tripping over her feet and trying to pull atuff out of her bag. Staggers to middle of room*


Ice wand... ice wand, ice wand, damn it, it's in here some- *ice wand shoots somebody standing on the other side of the room* ...There it is.

Uh, hi, yeah so apparently I'm meant to be fighting someone here? I brought my ice wand so um... yeah.

Hey Scarab, how are you, beautiful Milady of Ice?

[Guyshane]

*prevents the rediscovery of the Green Stuff (TM)*

[SpiritfChaos]

*prevents the rediscovery of the Green Stuff (TM)*

*prevents said blasphemy*
Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?

[eli_gone_crazy]

*prevents the rediscovery of the Green Stuff (TM)*

*prevents said blasphemy*
Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?

CHANGE YOUR AVATAR!!!!
*kills Spirit*

[Endless Sea]

OOC: ...Right, my focus is a no-go. Might as well stop off here and pick up where I left off.

*reads log*

...I'm getting Acrigeon. No, wait, scratch that- I'm going freaking Gapyriad on this thread's collective ass.

(A portal opens, and out steps a figure completely wreathed in fire. Approximately ten feet tall, with skin the color of deep space and veins and eyes that glow like strontium flares, it looks like a spike-covered, heavily muscled fusion of a human and a digitigrade European dragon. Its tattered wings unfurl to their full width of four yards as it extends one hand forward, some of the flame from his aura gathering in his open palm and taking on a deep violet hue. The minds of everyone in the area begin to fill with screams of madness and agony.)

(This is Gapyriad, last and greatest of the Supreme Warlocks of the original Eclipse Empire. He's here to fuck shit up.)

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

*stares at hands* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whaaaaaaaaaat?

I have kinemortophobia. Look it up.

[Victin]

OOC: ...Right, my focus is a no-go. Might as well stop off here and pick up where I left off.

*reads log*

...I'm getting Acrigeon. No, wait, scratch that- I'm going freaking Gapyriad on this thread's collective ass.

(A portal opens, and out steps a figure completely wreathed in fire. Approximately ten feet tall, with skin the color of deep space and veins and eyes that glow like strontium flares, it looks like a spike-covered, heavily muscled fusion of a human and a digitigrade European dragon. Its tattered wings unfurl to their full width of four yards as it extends one hand forward, some of the flame from his aura gathering in his open palm and taking on a deep violet hue. The minds of everyone in the area begin to fill with screams of madness and agony.)

(This is Gapyriad, last and greatest of the Supreme Warlocks of the original Eclipse Empire. He's here to fuck shit up.)

Wut?

[Guyshane]

OOC: ...Right, my focus is a no-go. Might as well stop off here and pick up where I left off.

*reads log*

...I'm getting Acrigeon. No, wait, scratch that- I'm going freaking Gapyriad on this thread's collective ass.

(A portal opens, and out steps a figure completely wreathed in fire. Approximately ten feet tall, with skin the color of deep space and veins and eyes that glow like strontium flares, it looks like a spike-covered, heavily muscled fusion of a human and a digitigrade European dragon. Its tattered wings unfurl to their full width of four yards as it extends one hand forward, some of the flame from his aura gathering in his open palm and taking on a deep violet hue. The minds of everyone in the area begin to fill with screams of madness and agony.)

(This is Gapyriad, last and greatest of the Supreme Warlocks of the original Eclipse Empire. He's here to fuck shit up.)

*is still in the past attempting to unmake things* First the Coffee room, then the world!

[Endless Sea]

OOC: ...Right, my focus is a no-go. Might as well stop off here and pick up where I left off.

*reads log*

...I'm getting Acrigeon. No, wait, scratch that- I'm going freaking Gapyriad on this thread's collective ass.

(A portal opens, and out steps a figure completely wreathed in fire. Approximately ten feet tall, with skin the color of deep space and veins and eyes that glow like strontium flares, it looks like a spike-covered, heavily muscled fusion of a human and a digitigrade European dragon. Its tattered wings unfurl to their full width of four yards as it extends one hand forward, some of the flame from his aura gathering in his open palm and taking on a deep violet hue. The minds of everyone in the area begin to fill with screams of madness and agony.)

(This is Gapyriad, last and greatest of the Supreme Warlocks of the original Eclipse Empire. He's here to fuck shit up.)

Wut?

(OOC: Tiem to get in character! Just pretend Alton's hanging out somewhere in the background. I brought in the new guy so I could do some crowd control, and my normal guys just aren't powerful enough.)

Hmm... So time travel's allowed now? In that case, I think I'll indulge myself.

*travels back in time, sets Guyshane's soul on fire*

[SpiritfChaos]

*prevents the rediscovery of the Green Stuff (TM)*

*prevents said blasphemy*
Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?

CHANGE YOUR AVATAR!!!!
*kills Spirit*

Spirit. Already (sort of) dead.

[Guyshane]

*isnt hurt by attacks anymore I'm already dead stop trying i have an apocalypse to cause here dammit*

[Endless Sea]

*isnt hurt by attacks anymore I'm already dead stop trying i have an apocalypse to cause here dammit*

There's a reason why the previous post used the word "soul".

[Guyshane]

*isnt hurt by attacks anymore I'm already dead stop trying i have an apocalypse to cause here dammit*

There's a reason why the previous post used the word "soul".

Fine then:bsbsbsbsbs put out fire bs. Now then *drops star destroyer on endless*

[Endless Sea]

*aura of fire melts through the destroyer, causing no damage whatsoever*

Try again. Oh, and by the way-

*attacks with extra-strength mind rape powers*

[Scarab]

*Stumbles into the room, tripping over her feet and trying to pull atuff out of her bag. Staggers to middle of room*


Ice wand... ice wand, ice wand, damn it, it's in here some- *ice wand shoots somebody standing on the other side of the room* ...There it is.

Uh, hi, yeah so apparently I'm meant to be fighting someone here? I brought my ice wand so um... yeah.

Hey Scarab, how are you, beautiful Milady of Ice?

...*backs off a little bit, forming a nice little protective ice shield around her hands just in case* ...Why are you talking like you've eaten bits of an ice wand?

[Guyshane]

*aura of fire melts through the destroyer, causing no damage whatsoever*

Try again. Oh, and by the way-

*attacks with extra-strength mind rape powers*

Your attack is weak *ignores attack*

[Endless Sea]

*aura of fire melts through the destroyer, causing no damage whatsoever*

Try again. Oh, and by the way-

*attacks with extra-strength mind rape powers*

Your attack is weak *ignores attack*

...Explain? You aren't exactly giving me much to work with.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

OOC: ...Right, my focus is a no-go. Might as well stop off here and pick up where I left off.

*reads log*

...I'm getting Acrigeon. No, wait, scratch that- I'm going freaking Gapyriad on this thread's collective ass.

(A portal opens, and out steps a figure completely wreathed in fire. Approximately ten feet tall, with skin the color of deep space and veins and eyes that glow like strontium flares, it looks like a spike-covered, heavily muscled fusion of a human and a digitigrade European dragon. Its tattered wings unfurl to their full width of four yards as it extends one hand forward, some of the flame from his aura gathering in his open palm and taking on a deep violet hue. The minds of everyone in the area begin to fill with screams of madness and agony.)

(This is Gapyriad, last and greatest of the Supreme Warlocks of the original Eclipse Empire. He's here to fuck shit up.)

*reaches out to hug dragon*

Aw damn...
*dragon's blood congeals into pure, unadulterated DRAGONLASERS, shattering the dragon's physical form*

...Well, at least I've got more awesome lasers! Sorry bout the dragon, Endless, but you know, omelette, cracking eggs, and all that.

Omelettes are delicious.

[Guyshane]

*aura of fire melts through the destroyer, causing no damage whatsoever*

Try again. Oh, and by the way-

*attacks with extra-strength mind rape powers*

Your attack is weak *ignores attack*

...Explain? You aren't exactly giving me much to work with.

And that was the point

[Endless Sea]

OOC: ...Right, my focus is a no-go. Might as well stop off here and pick up where I left off.

*reads log*

...I'm getting Acrigeon. No, wait, scratch that- I'm going freaking Gapyriad on this thread's collective ass.

(A portal opens, and out steps a figure completely wreathed in fire. Approximately ten feet tall, with skin the color of deep space and veins and eyes that glow like strontium flares, it looks like a spike-covered, heavily muscled fusion of a human and a digitigrade European dragon. Its tattered wings unfurl to their full width of four yards as it extends one hand forward, some of the flame from his aura gathering in his open palm and taking on a deep violet hue. The minds of everyone in the area begin to fill with screams of madness and agony.)

(This is Gapyriad, last and greatest of the Supreme Warlocks of the original Eclipse Empire. He's here to fuck shit up.)

*reaches out to hug dragon*

Aw damn...
*dragon's blood congeals into pure, unadulterated DRAGONLASERS, shattering the dragon's physical form*

...Well, at least I've got more awesome lasers! Sorry bout the dragon, Endless, but you know, omelette, cracking eggs, and all that.

Omelettes are delicious.

Not exactly in your timeframe at this point, Qara. Not to mention, I've got defenses against that sort of thing.

As for Guyshane- since you've left me with so little info, I'll assume anything you've said thus far is unimportant and your mind was indeed shredded into little bite-size pieces. Bite-size for humans, that is.

[Guyshane]

Ha you wish. Honestly i don't think it needs much explanation. Telepathy works on brains a human organ. at this point I'm a force ghost of whatever the hell my body was made of before I died. Im immune to telepathy