The Coffee Room

[Endless Sea]

Ha you wish. Honestly i don't think it needs much explanation. Telepathy works on brains a human organ. at this point I'm a force ghost of whatever the hell my body was made of before I died. Im immune to telepathy

And you continue to show absolutely no knowledge of any variety of magic whatsoever. Congratulations.

...You could just decide to respawn back in the present, you know. It would save a lot of arguing.

[Guyshane]

Ha you wish. Honestly i don't think it needs much explanation. Telepathy works on brains a human organ. at this point I'm a force ghost of whatever the hell my body was made of before I died. Im immune to telepathy

And you continue to show absolutely no knowledge of any variety of magic whatsoever. Congratulations.

...You could just decide to respawn back in the present, you know. It would save a lot of arguing.

and you could just go bother someone else and that would save me a lot of arguing too

[Endless Sea]

Ha you wish. Honestly i don't think it needs much explanation. Telepathy works on brains a human organ. at this point I'm a force ghost of whatever the hell my body was made of before I died. Im immune to telepathy

And you continue to show absolutely no knowledge of any variety of magic whatsoever. Congratulations.

...You could just decide to respawn back in the present, you know. It would save a lot of arguing.

and you could just go bother someone else and that would save me a lot of arguing too

I'm trying to make you understand that the arguments you used to deny the effects of my attacks are faulty, and you indeed sustained heavy damage. I'll be nice and say you didn't end up with your soul extinguished just yet, so you can fight back if you wish.

(Also, you said you were going to prevent the creation of the coffee room. I intend to stop that so that you don't cause irreparable damage to the timeline. I won't be leaving until you've been removed from the situation.)

[Guyshane]

I'm trying to make you understand that the arguments you used to deny the effects of my attacks are faulty, and you indeed sustained heavy damage. I'll be nice and say you didn't end up with your soul extinguished just yet, so you can fight back if you wish.

(Also, you said you were going to prevent the creation of the coffee room. I intend to stop that so that you don't cause irreparable damage to the timeline. I won't be leaving until you've been removed from the situation.)

No my argument is not faulty otherwise in fantasy necromancers wouldn't be needed to get information from the dead. However since necromancers and mediums are needed for that purpose it must mean that telepathy cannot affect the dead.

Second, stop trying to save the Coffee room. Do you know what will happen if i destroy it or prevent it in anyway shape or form? since you clearly don't I'll tell you. The Coffee room will be destroyed and then it will reset with the next post. Otherwise this thread would have come to an end the first time Mimsy destroyed the universe

Third why are we using logic in the coffee room, the coffee room is chaos incarnate. stop bringing logic into it.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

I'm trying to make you understand that the arguments you used to deny the effects of my attacks are faulty, and you indeed sustained heavy damage. I'll be nice and say you didn't end up with your soul extinguished just yet, so you can fight back if you wish.

(Also, you said you were going to prevent the creation of the coffee room. I intend to stop that so that you don't cause irreparable damage to the timeline. I won't be leaving until you've been removed from the situation.)

No my argument is not faulty otherwise in fantasy necromancers wouldn't be needed to get information from the dead. However since necromancers and mediums are needed for that purpose it must mean that telepathy cannot affect the dead.

Second, stop trying to save the Coffee room. Do you know what will happen if i destroy it or prevent it in anyway shape or form? since you clearly don't I'll tell you. The Coffee room will be destroyed and then it will reset with the next post. Otherwise this thread would have come to an end the first time Mimsy destroyed the universe

Third why are we using logic in the coffee room, the coffee room is chaos incarnate. stop bringing logic into it.

I knew I wasn't needed here.

[Endless Sea]

I'm trying to make you understand that the arguments you used to deny the effects of my attacks are faulty, and you indeed sustained heavy damage. I'll be nice and say you didn't end up with your soul extinguished just yet, so you can fight back if you wish.

(Also, you said you were going to prevent the creation of the coffee room. I intend to stop that so that you don't cause irreparable damage to the timeline. I won't be leaving until you've been removed from the situation.)

No my argument is not faulty otherwise in fantasy necromancers wouldn't be needed to get information from the dead. However since necromancers and mediums are needed for that purpose it must mean that telepathy cannot affect the dead.

Second, stop trying to save the Coffee room. Do you know what will happen if i destroy it or prevent it in anyway shape or form? since you clearly don't I'll tell you. The Coffee room will be destroyed and then it will reset with the next post. Otherwise this thread would have come to an end the first time Mimsy destroyed the universe

Third why are we using logic in the coffee room, the coffee room is chaos incarnate. stop bringing logic into it.

I will respond to each of your points individually.

One- Necromancers are required to get info from the dead because the dead are, y'know, dead. (insert reference to parrot sketch here, with extra emphasis on the bit about ceasing to exist) Seriously, man, what does that sort of thing have to do with the situation? Obviously you haven't entirely ceased to be, or else you wouldn't be in the process of destroying the coffee room.

Two- Even if what you said did make sense, you're still being a dick.

Three- See, that's the kind of attitude that'll get you munchkin'd out of existence. If I were to dismiss logic as you apparently encourage me to do, I could simply say I have magic, unbeatable cosmic retcon abilities that can permanently remove you from the coffee room, regardless of the timeline. And then I would use them. And you wouldn't be able to do a thing about it, as the ability would be unbeatable. As would I. ...Think of it this way- by using logic, to put it your way, I'm giving you a chance to put up a fight, rather than immediately being steamrolled.

As a final note- take a leaf out of Sicon's book if you want to be a munchkin and do so by actually evading and/or countering your opposition, rather than saying something along the lines of "lol nope that didn't work because i say it didn't" and then pulling some nonsensical pseudo-fact out of your ass.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Come on, guys, it's the Coffee Room. No need to get so serious, either of you.

*activates artificially-intelligent-lasers to seek out and destroy all individuals from whom emanate the scent of discord*

Ahhhh that's better. No worries, you'll probably respawn within the hour.

[Endless Sea]

Come on, guys, it's the Coffee Room. No need to get so serious, either of you.

*activates artificially-intelligent-lasers to seek out and destroy all individuals from whom emanate the scent of discord*

Ahhhh that's better. No worries, you'll probably respawn within the hour.

...Again, you're not exactly in our timeframe. (Also, I like being serious. Is that so wrong?)

[Guyshane]

No but you should battle someone on here who doesn't mind battling you with logic. I come here to shut down the logic centers of my brain and just do stuff that doesn't make any sense

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Logic? Count me in!

[Victin]

*Stumbles into the room, tripping over her feet and trying to pull atuff out of her bag. Staggers to middle of room*


Ice wand... ice wand, ice wand, damn it, it's in here some- *ice wand shoots somebody standing on the other side of the room* ...There it is.

Uh, hi, yeah so apparently I'm meant to be fighting someone here? I brought my ice wand so um... yeah.

Hey Scarab, how are you, beautiful Milady of Ice?

...*backs off a little bit, forming a nice little protective ice shield around her hands just in case* ...Why are you talking like you've eaten bits of an ice wand?

I thought it was a part of your title, pardon me if I'm wrong.

[eli_gone_crazy]

so... apocalypse...

kinda boring actually....

[Victin]

so... apocalypse...

kinda boring actually....

Indeed. The Coffee Room is a little tiny bit boring.

[Scarab]

so... apocalypse...

kinda boring actually....

Indeed. The Coffee Room is a little tiny bit boring.

Well maybe if we stopped blowing things up all the time and started making stuff instead. I mean, eventually you get tired of just smooshing the plasticine on the kitchen table and start wanting to actually build stuff with it. I think the End of the World in miniature has run the slalam of itnerestingness. On the subject of which,,,

*Pulls down the ice chandelier she made a few pages back. Clicks her fingers, watches lots of tiny little ice-cirno's start flying around the room.*

Okay who wants to help me make a Green Stuff(TM) ice luge? I was thinking along the lines of this.

Only you know. Bigger.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Let's do this.

[Scarab]

Let's do this.

Cool.
*Clicks swimming pool back into the room from out of it's pocket dimension, rights up with blue as she removes all the water from the pool like she's turning a giant jelly out of it's mould, and freezes it all with a click of her fingers and a sound like a thousand backs breaking at once. Bones crunching, the air going brittle.*
*Hands Gen an ice pick*
*Pulls out the shades.*

One giant Oswald the Lucky Rabbit Green stuff and vodka luge , coming RIGHT up. Somebody bring us a chainsaw.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

I believe you may have misinterpreted my statement. The image was me. I was agreeing to your idea. *begins chipping at ice*

[Scarab]

I believe you may have misinterpreted my statement. The image was me. I was agreeing to your idea. *begins chipping at ice*

Oh yeah I know, but it WAS a good starting point, I think a giant Oswald the Lucky Rabbit is just the kind of thing this coffee room needs. *Uses rope and pick to get to the top of the thirty foot block of ice* I'll start with the top, you get the feet!

*Less than thirty seconds later it looks very much as if it's snowing in the coffee room from all the ice particles raining on everything*

[Pixelmage]

Let me help.
*timestop*

*Knife Spam*

*Pick away at the gigantic Ice Cube*

*Time starts flowing again, the statue is instantly complete*

*Insane amounts of snowy Ice dust fall to the ground smashing everything around and releasing a World Wrecking Shockwave*

Well, at least that statue is complete.

[Scarab]

Let me help.
*timestop*

*Knife Spam*

*Pick away at the gigantic Ice Cube*

*Time starts flowing again, the statue is instantly complete*

*Insane amounts of snowy Ice dust fall to the ground smashing everything around and releasing a World Wrecking Shockwave*

Well, at least that statue is complete.

*Brushes ice out of her hair* Dude... now that is stylish. A character to trade a human sports caster for...*Refills the pool and repeats the ice creation routine.* But can you make anything even MORE impressive? Like soemthing like... this.

*Recreates half the Metaguards with ice, leans on the side of an ice!Sicon, smiling at Pixel hopefully*

[eli_gone_crazy]

Let me help.
*timestop*

*Knife Spam*

*Pick away at the gigantic Ice Cube*

*Time starts flowing again, the statue is instantly complete*

*Insane amounts of snowy Ice dust fall to the ground smashing everything around and releasing a World Wrecking Shockwave*

Well, at least that statue is complete.

*Brushes ice out of her hair* Dude... now that is stylish. A character to trade a human sports caster for...*Refills the pool and repeats the ice creation routine.* But can you make anything even MORE impressive? Like soemthing like... this.

*Recreates half the Metaguards with ice, leans on the side of an ice!Sicon, smiling at Pixel hopefully*

HOW DO YOU KNWO WHAT I LOOK LIKE? O_O

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Wow! That looks amazing! Nice work, Scarab!

[The Wild West Pyro]

Nice!

Now, don't you dare GLOM-OHNOHELPIT'STOOLATEAAARGHHELP!

[Scarab]

HOW DO YOU KNWO WHAT I LOOK LIKE? O_O

Magic Also as you can see, it's missing the top half of your head

Wow! That looks amazing! Nice work, Scarab!

*Bows* I thank you. It is missing a final touch, though. And for that, I really need a bigger room... *clicks fingers, thus providing said bigger room because Coffee room physics is awesome like that. Crafts an ice-doom fortress around the entire contingency of ice sculpture metaguards.*

Much better.

Now, don't you dare GLOM-OHNOHELPIT'STOOLATEAAARGHHELP!

Look, if you didn't inisist on being adorable, I wouldn't have to keep doing it.

Okay going to sleep now...

[AMimsyBorogove]

...

Hey, guys? You did something wrong. When you made the Ice!Me, you forgot to add all the fire. Shame on you, cutting corners and not making any Ice!fire when you're in a world where common sense is sealed away at the door.

...

Wait a minute, I think I just basically called the Coffee Room Gensokyo. Yet... I'm not really surprised by that fact, either. I mean, where else do generally harmless things - I.E., beverages - spark incidents of world-shattering import? Where else is blowing up anyone you see with ridiculously over-the-top magic considered to be a perfectly normal greeting and occurrence?

...

Are we in Gensokyo? 'Cause I don't know anymore.