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Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:02 pm
by Qara-Xuan Zenith
I don't know what a Gensokyo is. But look! While everyone else was messing about with ice, I took Scarabs comment about being constructive SERIOUSLY and built an entire miniature working scale model of the universe in this corner of the coffee room. Hey, look-- there's the Coffee Room! I wonder what happens if I poke that thing over there...

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:18 pm
by Genndy Oda C.O.G.
Honestly? I believe that the Coffee Room is everything and nothing at the same time. It's a paradox, so the only physics that apply are the ones we set on ourselves.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:27 pm
by Pixelmage
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:Honestly? I believe that the Coffee Room is everything and nothing at the same time. It's a paradox, so the only physics that apply are the ones we set on ourselves.

[...]so the only physics that apply are the ones we set on ourselves, and they only exist while we're still paying attention to them. Which means, not very long.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:48 pm
by Genndy Oda C.O.G.
It makes a lot of sense, doesn't it?

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:09 pm
by The Wild West Pyro
Scarab wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:
HOW DO YOU KNWO WHAT I LOOK LIKE? O_O

Magic :twisted: Also as you can see, it's missing the top half of your head :P

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:Wow! That looks amazing! Nice work, Scarab!

*Bows* I thank you. It is missing a final touch, though. And for that, I really need a bigger room... *clicks fingers, thus providing said bigger room because Coffee room physics is awesome like that. Crafts an ice-doom fortress around the entire contingency of ice sculpture metaguards.*

Much better. :)

The Wild West Pyro wrote:Now, don't you dare GLOM-OHNOHELPIT'STOOLATEAAARGHHELP!

Look, if you didn't inisist on being adorable, I wouldn't have to keep doing it. :roll:

I'm OK.

Goodnight while I ponder the mysteries of the universe.
Okay going to sleep now...

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 1:15 am
by Endless Sea
...Well, okay, then. *tags out*

(Gapyriad portals out, and is promptly replaced by another of his kind. This one isn't wreathed in fire, nor does he have magma for eyes/veins, but he does appear to be carved from a geode. In other words, skin looks like rock, veins and eyes look like green-tinted crystal. Also, he's got a cloud of diamond powder following him around.)

(This guy's Acrigeon. Remember how Gapyriad was the chief warlock dude? This guy's the emperor. I hadn't developed him much beyond that until now, but I think I'll just say he's also really good at making stuff. Like cities. Or worldships.)

(No, I do not have one of these guys for every occasion. Why do you ask? :P )

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 7:11 am
by Scarab
AMimsyBorogove wrote:Hey, guys? You did something wrong. When you made the Ice!Me, you forgot to add all the fire. Shame on you, cutting corners and not making any Ice!fire when you're in a world where common sense is sealed away at the door.


:( Damn it! I knew I forgot something, you always miss the obvious stuff when doing these things... I'm sorry just lemme get the liquid nitrogen so I can make this exceptionally realistic. *Starts creating liquid air*

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:I don't know what a Gensokyo is. But look! While everyone else was messing about with ice, I took Scarabs comment about being constructive SERIOUSLY and built an entire miniature working scale model of the universe in this corner of the coffee room. Hey, look-- there's the Coffee Room! I wonder what happens if I poke that thing over there...


Ooooh cool! Look, look, I can see our galaxy from here! *Watches an absolutely giant finger come crashing down through the roof, smashing several of the ice sculptures.* Awwwww Q! D: Now I have to rebuild Agora and H22!

Endless Sea wrote:(This guy's Acrigeon. Remember how Gapyriad was the chief warlock dude? This guy's the emperor. I hadn't developed him much beyond that until now, but I think I'll just say he's also really good at making stuff. Like cities. Or worldships.)
(No, I do not have one of these guys for every occasion. Why do you ask? :P )

Why... do I not believe you? :|
Hey Warlock geode dude. Nice to meet you.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 7:27 am
by Endless Sea
Scarab wrote:
AMimsyBorogove wrote:Hey, guys? You did something wrong. When you made the Ice!Me, you forgot to add all the fire. Shame on you, cutting corners and not making any Ice!fire when you're in a world where common sense is sealed away at the door.


:( Damn it! I knew I forgot something, you always miss the obvious stuff when doing these things... I'm sorry just lemme get the liquid nitrogen so I can make this exceptionally realistic. *Starts creating liquid air*

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:I don't know what a Gensokyo is. But look! While everyone else was messing about with ice, I took Scarabs comment about being constructive SERIOUSLY and built an entire miniature working scale model of the universe in this corner of the coffee room. Hey, look-- there's the Coffee Room! I wonder what happens if I poke that thing over there...


Ooooh cool! Look, look, I can see our galaxy from here! *Watches an absolutely giant finger come crashing down through the roof, smashing several of the ice sculptures.* Awwwww Q! D: Now I have to rebuild Agora and H22!

Endless Sea wrote:(This guy's Acrigeon. Remember how Gapyriad was the chief warlock dude? This guy's the emperor. I hadn't developed him much beyond that until now, but I think I'll just say he's also really good at making stuff. Like cities. Or worldships.)
(No, I do not have one of these guys for every occasion. Why do you ask? :P )

Why... do I not believe you? :|
Hey Warlock geode dude. Nice to meet you.


Title-mangling aside, the pleasure is mine. Now, judging by your efforts so far, ice sculpting doesn't seem to be working very well for you. Perhaps...

*summons a huge-ass field of all sorts of colors of sapphire spikes from the ground*

...something a bit more durable? Or colorful? Or conductive to magical energy? (Yessss, especially that last one.)

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 7:29 am
by Scarab
Endless Sea wrote:Title-mangling aside, the pleasure is mine. Now, judging by your efforts so far, ice sculpting doesn't seem to be working very well for you. Perhaps...

*summons a huge-ass field of all sorts of colors of sapphire spikes from the ground*

...something a bit more durable? Or colorful? Or conductive to magical energy? (Yessss, especially that last one.)


Heeey these are GOOD ice sculptures.
...Well except for the one of Victin, I dunno why I just can't seen to get that guy's psychic profile down for some reason

Ice works fine for me, thanks. :) It's not like it can ever MELT in my hands or anything... anyway conducting more magic in here is just gonna lead to another crisis. Pretty sapphires,. though.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 7:33 am
by Endless Sea
Scarab wrote:
Endless Sea wrote:Title-mangling aside, the pleasure is mine. Now, judging by your efforts so far, ice sculpting doesn't seem to be working very well for you. Perhaps...

*summons a huge-ass field of all sorts of colors of sapphire spikes from the ground*

...something a bit more durable? Or colorful? Or conductive to magical energy? (Yessss, especially that last one.)


Heeey these are GOOD ice sculptures.
...Well except for the one of Victin, I dunno why I just can't seen to get that guy's psychic profile down for some reason

Ice works fine for me, thanks. :) It's not like it can ever MELT in my hands or anything... anyway conducting more magic in here is just gonna lead to another crisis. Pretty sapphires,. though.


If you insist. On the sculptures, that is- no force short of death shall prevent me from utilizing my magic to whatever extent I wish.

*begins screwing around with sapphires*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 7:35 am
by Scarab
Endless Sea wrote:If you insist. On the sculptures, that is- no force short of death shall prevent me from utilizing my magic to whatever extent I wish.

*begins screwing around with sapphires*


*Sighs and begins rebuilding Agora.* Hey could I steal some smaller sapphires from ya? I wanna use them for the ice sculptures' eyes :D

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 7:38 am
by Endless Sea
Scarab wrote:
Endless Sea wrote:If you insist. On the sculptures, that is- no force short of death shall prevent me from utilizing my magic to whatever extent I wish.

*begins screwing around with sapphires*


*Sighs and begins rebuilding Agora.* Hey could I steal some smaller sapphires from ya? I wanna use them for the ice sculptures' eyes :D


By all means, feel free to take some.

*continues to screw with sapphires*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 7:42 am
by Scarab
Endless Sea wrote:
Scarab wrote:
Endless Sea wrote:If you insist. On the sculptures, that is- no force short of death shall prevent me from utilizing my magic to whatever extent I wish.

*begins screwing around with sapphires*


*Sighs and begins rebuilding Agora.* Hey could I steal some smaller sapphires from ya? I wanna use them for the ice sculptures' eyes :D


By all means, feel free to take some.

*continues to screw with sapphires*


<3 *Grabs a handful of sapphires and begins giving all her statues sapphire eyes. Does not notice Qara's statue's new eyes crackling a bit with lightning after she's isnerted them... or any of the others, doing the same thing.*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 7:44 am
by Endless Sea
*still screwing with sapphires*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:21 am
by eli_gone_crazy
uh.....

*edges away from statues*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:48 am
by The Wild West Pyro
eli_gone_crazy wrote:uh.....

*edges away from statues*


( Grabs her)

HIDE. NOW.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 10:40 am
by Scarab
The Wild West Pyro wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:uh.....
*edges away from statues*

( Grabs her)
HIDE. NOW.

...Hm? What's everyone running away fro—

*Samurai sword made entirely out of ice slashes through the air a few inches in front of her face, and slams into the ground at her feet.*

:shock:

*Slowly looks up at a slightly demeted ice!Eli. With glowing blue eyes. And about thirteen other animated ice sculptures of the Metaguards.*

...Oh, fuck. ENDLESS! *Ducks*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 10:43 am
by Qara-Xuan Zenith
I am SURE most of us, other than Eli, are not supposed to have blue eyes.

WHAT MADNESS HATH YE WROUGHT?

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 10:48 am
by Scarab
Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:I am SURE most of us, other than Eli, are not supposed to have blue eyes.

WHAT MADNESS HATH YE WROUGHT?


IT WASN'T MY FAULT!They were perfectly innocuous statues until I used some of Endless's magical sapphires for the eyes... blame him!

*Drags Qara away from the onslaught of liquid nitrogen Ice!Mimsy just started bombarding the room with.*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 10:54 am
by Qara-Xuan Zenith
Scarab wrote:*Drags Qara away from the onslaught of liquid nitrogen Ice!Mimsy just started bombarding the room with.*


*Scarab is too late. As the liquid nitrogen comes within 500m of Qara, the air seems to twist as the liquid nitrogen changes form*

Hey, thanks Ice!Mimsy! I have NITROGEN-LASERS now! Let's see what they can do!

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 11:02 am
by Scarab
Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:Hey, thanks Ice!Mimsy! I have NITROGEN-LASERS now! Let's see what they can do!


*Breathes out in relief... realises they are still surrounded and ice incarnations of just about every Metaguard that has ever played the game are wreaking havoc in the coffee room. Sucks the breath of relief back in again.*

...Why did I think this was a good idea? I can't fight ice with ICE! And I HATE doing the Sun Thing! It gives me chilblains!

And why are all these guys somehow locating red or blue sashes and dividing into teams? Like they're... oh. Great.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 11:04 am
by eli_gone_crazy
*starts trying to keep Ice!eli from killing bob*

*almost has head cut off*

GAH! Am I this lethal-*parry* with *duck* -out ice?!

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 11:06 am
by Scarab
eli_gone_crazy wrote:*starts trying to keep Ice!eli from killing bob*
*almost has head cut off*
GAH! Am I this lethal-*parry* with *duck* -out ice?!


*Ducks away from the onslaught of an Ice!Tohr who to her knowledge doesn't even HANG OUT in the Coffee Room and really SHOULDN'T be THAT dangerous with nunchaku*. YES! YES YOU ARE! Why do you think our fights always go on so - *freezes ice!Tohr's feet to the ground* -long?!

*Watches Ice!Tohr just basically uproot the ice block Scarab just used to freeze her to the ground and use it as a hammer*

...Oh, icepops. *Grabs Eli, pushes her to the floor before her head gets hammered off.* STILL not my fault!

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 11:09 am
by SpiritfChaos
Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:I am SURE most of us, other than Eli, are not supposed to have blue eyes.

WHAT MADNESS HATH YE WROUGHT?

"Well yeah, mine are purple. Duh."
*kicks Ice!Spirit in the face*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 11:10 am
by Victin
*calls Victin number 16-25-18-15*

Chill out. I got this.

*put on glasses*

*burns Ice!eli's arm with a BFF*