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Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 11:11 amby eli_gone_crazy
Scarab wrote:eli_gone_crazy wrote:*starts trying to keep Ice!eli from killing bob*
*almost has head cut off*
GAH! Am I this lethal-*parry* with *duck* -out ice?!
*Ducks away from the onslaught of an Ice!Tohr who to her knowledge doesn't even HANG OUT in the Coffee Room and really SHOULDN'T be THAT dangerous with nunchaku*.
YES! YES YOU ARE! Why do you think our fights always go on so - *freezes ice!Tohr's feet to the ground*
-long?!*Watches Ice!Tohr just basically uproot the ice block Scarab just used to freeze her to the ground and use it as a hammer*
...Oh, icepops. *Grabs Eli, pushes her to the floor before her head gets hammered off.*
STILL not my fault!
Thanks!
*goes to the Doom fortress 2.0*
*hacks into mainframe*
Sicon is going to murder me.
*raises temperature of the room to 35 degrees*
*runs from the mounds of scorpions sicon used as a trap*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 11:12 amby Qara-Xuan Zenith
Don't worry, guys, I've got this. I mean, I'm still not quite sure how to USE my Nitrogen powers, but, you know, trial-and-error, can't be that hard.
*scythes all the ice sculptures' legs out from under them with a NITROGEN-LASER. Also accidentally cuts into one of Eli's legs before stopping*
Oh, sorry bout that. I'm sure you can have it reattached in no time. Um...
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 11:14 amby eli_gone_crazy
Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:Don't worry, guys, I've got this. I mean, I'm still not quite sure how to USE my Nitrogen powers, but, you know, trial-and-error, can't be that hard.
*scythes all the ice sculptures' legs out from under them with a NITROGEN-LASER. Also accidentally cuts into one of Eli's legs before stopping*
Oh, sorry bout that. I'm sure you can have it reattached in no time. Um...
OW!
*puts down weapons*
*digs through backpack*
alright so... I have enough health potion to heal it halfway... but then I'll have no more...
whatever, its my
Leg.
*uses potion to begin healing*
*starts sonic-ing her leg back together*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 11:19 amby Victin
Victin wrote:*calls Victin number 16-25-18-15*
Chill out. I got this.
*put on glasses*
*burns Ice!eli's arm with a BFF*
Wait, aren't we being attacked by
ice statues of ourselves?
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 11:21 amby SpiritfChaos
"Hold up, Ice!Spirit, I'll be back."
*teleports away before popping up behind him wearing a suit of bee-themed Powered Armor*
"Back now."
*he tosses me across the room and flies at me*
*jabs a spike into his face, popping one of the eyes out*
"Buzz buzz."
*flies off to help in the rest of the fight*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 1:42 pmby Genndy Oda C.O.G.
Genndice, unite! *Genndice picks up Genndy and eats him* TRANSFOOORM!
*Genndice becomes an enormous Oswald-esque suit of armor* Let's do this!
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 2:27 pmby Endless Sea
*still screwing with sapphires*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 2:49 pmby Sicon112
eli_gone_crazy wrote:Thanks!
*goes to the Doom fortress 2.0*
*hacks into mainframe*
Sicon is going to murder me.
*raises temperature of the room to 35 degrees*
*runs from the mounds of scorpions sicon used as a trap*
eli_gone_crazy wrote:Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:Don't worry, guys, I've got this. I mean, I'm still not quite sure how to USE my Nitrogen powers, but, you know, trial-and-error, can't be that hard.
*scythes all the ice sculptures' legs out from under them with a NITROGEN-LASER. Also accidentally cuts into one of Eli's legs before stopping*
Oh, sorry bout that. I'm sure you can have it reattached in no time. Um...
OW!
*puts down weapons*
*digs through backpack*
alright so... I have enough health potion to heal it halfway... but then I'll have no more...
whatever, its my
Leg.
*uses potion to begin healing*
*starts sonic-ing her leg back together*
Welcome to the guest wing of the doom fortress. I put it outside the alternate dimension that the rest of it is in so that I could lure silly people like you in here. Unfortunately, for you, there happen to be a couple of game changers in here. First of all, I've got the entire place layered with an ancient voodoo curse that makes all used healing potions devour you from the inside out, while triggering your nervous system to a hyper-sensitive level.
Second, the "35" setting on that control panel, labels aside, makes the traps in here replace random objects on your person with sentient hellfire.
*her sonic screwdriver becomes hellfire that devours her arm from the hand up as the healing potion eats her from inside*
Ah, I love my home. Now... let's see if you can set a new respawn record. Timer starts...
*she dies*
NOW! I'll send it to Guinness if you make it.
*device hands him the stolen screwdriver*
Oh, sweet! Science time!
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 3:03 pmby Guyshane
*Returns back to the future* so rude no one will even let you set off an apocalypse anymore. *looks around* What? Why? The hell?
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 3:09 pmby Scarab
Endless Sea wrote:*still screwing with sapphires*
*Fighting off the Ice!Scarab with an ice wand...*
Don't just STAND THERE screwing with your damned sapphires, this is all the FAUKT of your damned...Oh bugger, GUYS! Guys watch out I think they kinda have all the powers that we have but with a more ice themed-*Sees that the Ice!Finch just turned into an Ice!Godzilla*
...yeah, you know, I think you all already got that. Guyshane wrote:*Returns back to the future* so rude no one will even let you set off an apocalypse anymore. *looks around* What? Why? The hell?
NOT! MY! FAULT! Why can we never just have a quiet day? I tried, I swear to gog I did. *Kicks Ice!Scarab into wall*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 3:17 pmby Genndy Oda C.O.G.
Really‽ Thanks! Genndice! BOREAS MALLET! * Genndice summons Ω-Mallet made of ice and charges towards Ice-Finch*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 3:55 pmby Victin
Scarab wrote:...Oh bugger, GUYS! Guys watch out I think they kinda have all the powers that we have but with a more ice themed
Wait a minute, if I'm using a Big Fat Flamethrower right now, what power do
Ice!Me has?
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 4:06 pmby JackAlsworth
Big Fat Icethrower, clearly.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 4:06 pmby Scarab
Victin wrote:Scarab wrote:...Oh bugger, GUYS! Guys watch out I think they kinda have all the powers that we have but with a more ice themed
Wait a minute, if I'm using a Big Fat Flamethrower right now, what power do
Ice!Me has?
*watches as Ice!Victin somehow manages to set a nearby table on fire and cause it to explode* ...Liquid Nitrogen mostly >.>
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 4:10 pmby Victin
Scarab wrote:Victin wrote:Scarab wrote:...Oh bugger, GUYS! Guys watch out I think they kinda have all the powers that we have but with a more ice themed
Wait a minute, if I'm using a Big Fat Flamethrower right now, what power do
Ice!Me has?
*watches as Ice!Victin somehow manages to set a nearby table on fire and cause it to explode* ...Liquid Nitrogen mostly >.>
Wait a minute...
Ice!Victin number 16-25-18-15 can burn things with Liquid Nitrogen... Wait... Where are the other Vics? *looks to the sides*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 4:11 pmby Scarab
Victin wrote:Wait a minute... Ice!Victin number 16-25-18-15 can burn things with Liquid Nitrogen... Wait... Where are the other Vics? *looks to the sides*
>.> ... <.<
Look I needed to make room for all my ice sculptures okay? I didn't expect them to come o life, go evil and start killing every Victin in their path.
The good news is, you're one of a kind again *hands you a flame thrower*
Here, you MAY need this. *Runs back into the fray of Iceguards*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 4:14 pmby Victin
Scarab wrote:Victin wrote:Wait a minute... Ice!Victin number 16-25-18-15 can burn things with Liquid Nitrogen... Wait... Where are the other Vics? *looks to the sides*
>.> ... <.<
Look I needed to make room for all my ice sculptures okay? I didn't expect them to come o life, go evil and start killing every Victin in their path.
The good news is, you're one of a kind again *hands you a flame thrower*
Here, you MAY need this. *Runs back into the fray of Iceguards*
Well, if I'm one of a kind again...
ALL VICTINS! FUUUUUUUUUSION!
*mass fusion*
Whoa...
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 4:18 pmby Pixelmage
Pixie and Ice!Pixie stroll into the room, standing side by side. *smile*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 4:19 pmby Scarab
Pixelmage wrote:Pixie and Ice!Pixie stroll into the room, standing side by side. *smile*
Urgh, figures, I should've KNOWN you two would get along just fine! 
...Hey I'll get ya both an endless supply of TNT and green stuff if you help us kill all the rest of thse ice!Guys!
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 4:24 pmby Victin
Pixelmage wrote:Pixie and Ice!Pixie stroll into the room, standing side by side. *smile*
Do you wanna a knife? We think we can get you some really cool ones...
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 4:25 pmby Pixelmage
Scarab wrote:Urgh, figures, I should've KNOWN you two would get along just fine!
...Hey I'll get ya both an endless supply of TNT and green stuff if you help us kill all the rest of thse ice!Guys!
No reward necessary.
*Ice coated knives spawn*
*stabbing at random Ice!People*
I'll call this new attack, "
Blades of Caina", what do you think?
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 4:29 pmby Genndy Oda C.O.G.
Great. I just realized I was completely off scale for my mental imaging. *Genndy and Genndice are now standing side by side, drinking hot chocolate and iced chocolate, respectively.* This works.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 4:54 pmby Scarab
Pixelmage wrote:Scarab wrote:Urgh, figures, I should've KNOWN you two would get along just fine!
...Hey I'll get ya both an endless supply of TNT and green stuff if you help us kill all the rest of thse ice!Guys!
No reward necessary.
*Ice coated knives spawn*
*stabbing at random Ice!People*
I'll call this new attack, "
Blades of Caina", what do you think?
Very nice, classy, not too showy. A bit like this *Peppers several of the statues with a shower of ice shards from the air: they shatter like glass*
Only less ostentatious 
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 5:13 pmby Qara-Xuan Zenith
...I should have known that cutting their legs off wouldn't be a problem.
*watches as Ice!Qara, hovering several feet off the ground, bludgeons both WitchPixies with her legs*
...At least she doesn't seem interested in attacking me.
*wanders off to play with the NITROGEN-LASERS some more*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 5:27 pmby Sicon112
*everyone notices Ice!Sicon has vanished*
*PA system turns on*
Everyone, I would just like to announce that some copy of me just tried to enter in here. However, I had a plan in place just in case that ever happened. Long story short, I am now twice as powerful after absorbing all the other me's powers.
This ought to be fun... Now I have twice the power and get to experiment on these nice evil gemstones you sent me, which, before anyone says anything, are currently PERFECTLY contained... Though I'm not going to reveal how. Yet.... mehehehehehehe