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Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 6:32 pmby Endless Sea
*continues to screw with sapph-*
(OOC: Okay, dude. Enough of that. You've been messing with those things for long enough; actually do something, dammit. Seriously, if I have to get Alton again to make stuff happen, I will.)
Hm? Ah, hello again, author. I wasn't aware you'd finished all your essays already.
(OOC: ...touche.)
I suspected as much. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a war cocoon core unit to finish. I intend to be done with the entire ship before my corundum knights finish analyzing combat data and I can begin mass production. After all, I sincerely doubt that extradimensional doom fortress is going to destroy itself. Then again, who can fathom the will of Sicon?
*continues to screw with sapphires, which have now folded into a wavy, oblong shape crackling with Green Stuff-colored energy; also creates a few Sicon-sculptures with ruby eyes and portals them into Sicon's doom fortress (if all goes well- that thing's, like, crazy defended)*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 7:04 pmby Scarab
Sicon112 wrote:*everyone notices Ice!Sicon has vanished*
*PA system turns on*
Everyone, I would just like to announce that some copy of me just tried to enter in here. However, I had a plan in place just in case that ever happened. Long story short, I am now twice as powerful after absorbing all the other me's powers.
This ought to be fun... Now I have twice the power and get to experiment on these nice evil gemstones you sent me, which, before anyone says anything, are currently PERFECTLY contained... Though I'm not going to reveal how. Yet.... mehehehehehehe
...Have you been watching bad Jet Li films?
I am NEVER letting Endless play with magical gemstones in here ever again. *Continues blugeoning various ice!guards with her ice wand having realised using it as it was originally intended is a bit of a lost cause.*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 7:14 pmby Genndy Oda C.O.G.
Do you mind not getting rid of Genndice? He's a pretty cool guy.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 7:21 pmby Scarab
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:Do you mind not getting rid of Genndice? He's a pretty cool guy.
...I am trying very very hard not to be amsued by that possibly entirely accidental pun.
And hey, unless we keep the coffeeroom sub zero all the time, the guy is gonna melt eventually. Soon as Mimsy gets here and brings all that nuclear fusion with him... sorry man, genndice may be a goner. *Blocks attack*
Also he is trying to kill me.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 7:34 pmby Genndy Oda C.O.G.
Scarab wrote:Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:Do you mind not getting rid of Genndice? He's a pretty cool guy.
...I am trying very very hard not to be amsued by that possibly entirely accidental pun.
And hey, unless we keep the coffeeroom sub zero all the time, the guy is gonna melt eventually. Soon as Mimsy gets here and brings all that nuclear fusion with him... sorry man, genndice may be a goner. *Blocks attack*
Also he is trying to kill me.
Genndice! She's an
ally!*sucks Genndice into Ω-Mallet* Both problems solved, and the pun was partially intentional.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 7:35 pmby Victin
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:Scarab wrote:Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:Do you mind not getting rid of Genndice? He's a pretty cool guy.
...I am trying very very hard not to be amsued by that possibly entirely accidental pun.
And hey, unless we keep the coffeeroom sub zero all the time, the guy is gonna melt eventually. Soon as Mimsy gets here and brings all that nuclear fusion with him... sorry man, genndice may be a goner. *Blocks attack*
Also he is trying to kill me.
Genndice! She's an
ally!*sucks Genndice into Ω-Mallet* Both problems solved, and the pun was partially intentional.
O_O
GENNDY IS A WOMAN! :0
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 7:36 pmby Genndy Oda C.O.G.
No, Scarab was the antecedent. I'm male.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 7:49 pmby Scarab
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:No, Scarab was the antecedent. I'm male.
Is now REALLY the time for gender confusion?! We're being assaulted by our ice based mirror selves!
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 7:51 pmby Endless Sea
*starts extracting rock and metal from the ground and fiddling with it and the sapphires*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 7:52 pmby Genndy Oda C.O.G.
*converts mallet into Ω-Tron and charges towards nearest ice clone* Ω-BLADE! STRIIIIIIIKE!
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 7:57 pmby The Wild West Pyro
( Assists Genndy with TF2 Shotgun)
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 7:59 pmby Sicon112
Endless Sea wrote:*continues to screw with sapph-*
(OOC: Okay, dude. Enough of that. You've been messing with those things for long enough; actually do something, dammit. Seriously, if I have to get Alton again to make stuff happen, I will.)
Hm? Ah, hello again, author. I wasn't aware you'd finished all your essays already.
(OOC: ...touche.)
I suspected as much. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a war cocoon core unit to finish. I intend to be done with the entire ship before my corundum knights finish analyzing combat data and I can begin mass production. After all, I sincerely doubt that extradimensional doom fortress is going to destroy itself. Then again, who can fathom the will of Sicon?
*continues to screw with sapphires, which have now folded into a wavy, oblong shape crackling with Green Stuff-colored energy; also creates a few Sicon-sculptures with ruby eyes and portals them into Sicon's doom fortress (if all goes well- that thing's, like, crazy defended)*
*over PA system*
I will have you know that the only reason I am letting these guys in here is so I can run them through my science wing as lab rats and then absorb them. I'm also storing up those evil crystals for further use. I've already discovered a few interesting properties they hold. Of course, I won;t be telling you that. Or where they are. You will realize it soon enough...
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:04 pmby Scarab
Sicon112 wrote:*over PA system*
I will have you know that the only reason I am letting these guys in here is so I can run them through my science wing as lab rats and then absorb them. I'm also storing up those evil crystals for further use. I've already discovered a few interesting properties they hold. Of course, I won;t be telling you that. Or where they are. You will realize it soon enough...
*Flips the incoming Ice!Pyro (Cyro?) over and shoves him away. Does the same with the next one, who she can't identify because at some point it's head got knocked off.*
Hey! Sicon! Do me a favour and turn one of those countless high heat laser cannons I KNOW you have in the turrets on some of these guys! I'll owe ya one!
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:12 pmby SpiritfChaos
Endless Sea wrote:*starts extracting rock and metal from the ground and fiddling with it and the sapphires*
Dammit, stop making things harder on us!*throws a stinger at Endless*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:19 pmby Sicon112
Scarab wrote:Sicon112 wrote:*over PA system*
I will have you know that the only reason I am letting these guys in here is so I can run them through my science wing as lab rats and then absorb them. I'm also storing up those evil crystals for further use. I've already discovered a few interesting properties they hold. Of course, I won;t be telling you that. Or where they are. You will realize it soon enough...
*Flips the incoming Ice!Pyro (Cyro?) over and shoves him away. Does the same with the next one, who she can't identify because at some point it's head got knocked off.*
Hey! Sicon! Do me a favour and turn one of those countless high heat laser cannons I KNOW you have in the turrets on some of these guys! I'll owe ya one!
How about I try out the new hyper-corrosive gel I just created with additives of shoggoth blood? I wonder how it works on ice...
*cracks appear in existence and turrets walk out on tripods and open fire. Upon contact with the ice, there is a massive explosion of purple flames that shape into hands and drag the affected statues into an abyss that forms in the floor*
OK... not as intended, but hey, who complains about positive results?
*turrets vanish in a flash of light*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:24 pmby AMimsyBorogove
*Yawns, waking up from a nap up in the rafters.*
Eh? Wha...? Uguu...? Wha's all tha noi-
*proceeds to fall from the roof, landing on top of Ice!Mimsy's head and exploding with the force of a carpet bombing as he is shattered by liquid nitrogen.*
...
*Respawns*
Okay. What? Why is everything frozen and an army of raging ice sculptures trying to kill us all? Seriously, guys? Was one nap time all it took before the Ice Giants rose up from their prison and attempted to trigger Ragnarok? Or do I have the wrong apocalypse here?
Oh well. At least ice-based enemies aren't all that much trouble. Time to do something random like I always do. Let's see...
*Summons eye of Yatagarasu. Wings turn from living flames to black feathers wreathed in flame. Gains a galaxy-cape that is also lined on the outside with anti-fire sigils, and a gigantic arm cannon that immediately unfolds to three times its original size and gains six pairs of seraphic phoenix wings. Then, all the flames around self proceed to start flashing all colors of the rainbow for no real reason, probably because they've all transformed into Master Spark energy. Oh, and I also get a ridiculously long mullet of Saiyan hair that happens to be MADE OF RAINBOWS, and Kamina shades.*
Super Saiyajin Hourai Immortal Last Word Final Stage Tengen Toppa Angel Arm Bankai: The Thing That What Is This I Don't Even! THIS VERY NICE EVERYTHING OF MINE GLOWS WITH A FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS POWER! A Mimsy Borogove commands you, all of you: DISAPPEAR! INTO! LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
*In a wave of disco flames, the world is overwritten by an empty wasteland, the ground of which is made entirely of one gigantic dance floor, from which sprout up an unlimited supply of cool shades of all varieties, all surrounding a hill from behind which a gigantic disco ball is rising, with similar disco balls spinning throughout the clouded sky. A gigantic storm of randomness engulfs all of the remaining the ice sculptures, meanwhile, and turns them into gigantic piles of waffles that are swiftly consumed in malevolent rainbow flames.*
This reality marble of mine is a stockpile of all of the greatest shades in history. Oh, and it's also a single gigantic rave party. Have fun.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:28 pmby The Wild West Pyro
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:33 pmby Guyshane
*nukes all of the ice copies* Still my favorite tactic
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:33 pmby Scarab
The Wild West Pyro wrote:Y DO SOME PEOPLE NO LIKE ME ANYMORE?!
Dude I wasn't killng YOU I was killing your
evil ice clone! Endless didn't warn me about not using the magic sapphires as eyes in my creations and now we have like,
ice based evil twin doubles running around and, um...
*watches the Ice!Pyro get back to his feet, minus a head and an arm, and go running for whichever warm fleshed person is closest in a bid to tear the flesh from their bodies*
...Yeah they do that. Would you like a flare gun? You may need them. Guyshane wrote:*nukes all of the ice copies* Still my favorite tactic
And on this occasion it really seems to have worked.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:34 pmby Endless Sea
Sicon112 wrote:Scarab wrote:Sicon112 wrote:*over PA system*
I will have you know that the only reason I am letting these guys in here is so I can run them through my science wing as lab rats and then absorb them. I'm also storing up those evil crystals for further use. I've already discovered a few interesting properties they hold. Of course, I won;t be telling you that. Or where they are. You will realize it soon enough...
*Flips the incoming Ice!Pyro (Cyro?) over and shoves him away. Does the same with the next one, who she can't identify because at some point it's head got knocked off.*
Hey! Sicon! Do me a favour and turn one of those countless high heat laser cannons I KNOW you have in the turrets on some of these guys! I'll owe ya one!
How about I try out the new hyper-corrosive gel I just created with additives of shoggoth blood? I wonder how it works on ice...
*cracks appear in existence and turrets walk out on tripods and open fire. Upon contact with the ice, there is a massive explosion of purple flames that shape into hands and drag the affected statues into an abyss that forms in the floor*
OK... not as intended, but hey, who complains about positive results?
*turrets vanish in a flash of light*
Shoggoths? You fiend.
Also, they aren't
evil crystals. They're magic-based AIs. If you can't even tell that much, obviously you aren't as perceptive as you think. Which I already knew, considering that by letting my ruby soldiers inside, you've given me a direct link to your fortress and everything interacting with it. Congratulations.
SpiritfChaos wrote:Endless Sea wrote:*starts extracting rock and metal from the ground and fiddling with it and the sapphires*
Dammit, stop making things harder on us!*throws a stinger at Endless*
You might want to read my previous post before you start doing anything rash like that. Don't make me make this personal.
*deflects stinger; fuses gathered rock, metal, and crystal into a completely different substance, which shall henceforth be called Arcanite for simplicity's sake; creates several more waves of ice soldiers, now with everyone's powers at once*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:36 pmby Scarab
Endless Sea wrote:How about I try out the new hyper-corrosive gel I just created with additives of shoggoth blood? I wonder how it works on ice...
*cracks appear in existence and turrets walk out on tripods and open fire. Upon contact with the ice, there is a massive explosion of purple flames that shape into hands and drag the affected statues into an abyss that forms in the floor*
OK... not as intended, but hey, who complains about positive results?
*turrets vanish in a flash of light*
That... that'll do just fine, Sicon. I can work with that. Cheers.
Who wants to help me pick off the stragglers that were neither nuked, nor dragged out of reality by, um...the giant purple hands?
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:37 pmby Guyshane
* Explodes Ice copies with his mind* haven't respawned yet still an uber-powered force ghost
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:39 pmby AMimsyBorogove
More, Endless? Seriously? Okay. That's it. Screw Unlimited Shaderave Works, time to actually use this gigantic angel arm third leg cannon thing.
*deploys even more sections of the gigantic cannon, violating space time to make it over 10 times larger than it originally was. Takes aim and begins powering up by sucking in a few nearby universes.*
BURN, ICE CREATURES! BURN DOWN TO THE VERY LAST SCRAP OF H! 2! O! INFINITY...! BIG BANG....... SHINING FINGER KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
The blue orb at the center of the above image represents the universe. You already know what the laser is.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:40 pmby Endless Sea
They're just going to keep coming, you know.
This would normally be the part where I say, "You're only delaying the inevitable!" but in this case, you're actually helping it along quite a bit. I might have to slow down time a bit around me so I can finish my work on schedule.
*more soldiers, more screwing with arcanite*
(OOC: also, Scarab? That last post of yours seems to be attributing Sicon's post to me. Might want to fix that.)
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:42 pmby Guyshane
Endless Sea wrote:They're just going to keep coming, you know.
This would normally be the part where I say, "You're only delaying the inevitable!" but in this case, you're actually helping it along quite a bit. I might have to slow down time a bit around me so I can finish my work on schedule.
*more soldiers, more screwing with arcanite*
screw this noise
SWITCH
*Nuclear ninja appears*
