The Coffee Room

[Sicon112]

Shoggoths? You fiend.

Also, they aren't evil crystals. They're magic-based AIs. If you can't even tell that much, obviously you aren't as perceptive as you think. Which I already knew, considering that by letting my ruby soldiers inside, you've given me a direct link to your fortress and everything interacting with it. Congratulations.

Mehehehehe... They weren't evil when YOU last saw them... Now? Not so much. Also, all those guys went to the guest wing where they faced the usual... purification before being utilized in experiments outsourced to the labs of my good friend Hastur. And who said the rubies ever got inside MY fortress? No one... no one AT ALL....

[The Wild West Pyro]

More, Endless? Seriously? Okay. That's it. Screw Unlimited Shaderave Works, time to actually use this gigantic angel arm third leg cannon thing.

*deploys even more sections of the gigantic cannon, violating space time to make it over 10 times larger than it originally was. Takes aim and begins powering up by sucking in a few nearby universes.*

BURN, ICE CREATURES! BURN DOWN TO THE VERY LAST SCRAP OF H! 2! O! INFINITY...! BIG BANG....... SHINING FINGER KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!



The blue orb at the center of the above image represents the universe. You already know what the laser is.

( The Log Cabin, aka The Coffee Room, with all the Metaguards and fictionals and guardians and Mr. A inside it, vaporizes as the Universe explodes and Antarctica shatters and the Coffee Room and Earth and the Solar System is sucked into a wormhole that seems endless.

[Scarab]

* Explodes Ice copies with his mind* haven't respawned yet still an uber-powered force ghost

Effective, though. And it's nice to see some variety on the usual nuclear fire based assault.
Um... I think I might stick to photoshop for my artistic exploits in the future.

*deploys even more sections of the gigantic cannon, violating space time to make it over 10 times larger than it originally was. Takes aim and begins powering up by sucking in a few nearby universes.*

BURN, ICE CREATURES! BURN DOWN TO THE VERY LAST SCRAP OF H! 2! O! INFINITY...! BIG BANG....... SHINING FINGER KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

...We need a facepalm emoticon. Damn it, Mimsy, you really just can't help yourself, can you? We managed to go a WHOLE DARNED DAY without an actual apocalypse! Could've gone longer but noooo you had to show off the fancy BIG BANG IMAGES. Haven't we had these discusisons about less being more?

And now I have to make a new pillow fort! AGAIN! What is this now, the fifteenth?

(OOC: also, Scarab? That last post of yours seems to be attributing Sicon's post to me. Might want to fix that.)

Sorry, I have no clue why I keep doing that with you people. Probably beause it's hard to tell you all apart when people are UNLEASHING GODLY POWERS in the coffee room every five minutes.

[AMimsyBorogove]

I'd like to see them keep on coming when I just nuked the universe. Speaking of which, since I just obliterated all of existence by turning myself into an avatar of the /a/ board... where exactly ARE we right now, anyway? Do we even still exist, or are we just in un-space waiting for the reset button?

[Sicon112]

( The Log Cabin, aka The Coffee Room, with all the Metaguards and fictionals and guardians and Mr. A inside it, vaporizes as the Universe explodes and Antarctica shatters and the Coffee Room and Earth and the Solar System is sucked into a wormhole that seems endless.

So basically, it's a regular Wednesday, right?

[The Wild West Pyro]

( The Log Cabin, aka The Coffee Room, with all the Metaguards and fictionals and guardians and Mr. A inside it, vaporizes as the Universe explodes and Antarctica shatters and the Coffee Room and Earth and the Solar System is sucked into a wormhole that seems endless.

So basically, it's a regular Wednesday, right?

Yeah. Just another regular Wednesday. And I'm holding on to Mr. A to stop him from being sucked out of the window.

[Guyshane]

( The Log Cabin, aka The Coffee Room, with all the Metaguards and fictionals and guardians and Mr. A inside it, vaporizes as the Universe explodes and Antarctica shatters and the Coffee Room and Earth and the Solar System is sucked into a wormhole that seems endless.

So basically, it's a regular Wednesday, right?

No I think we usually blow up the coffee room on Tuesdays

[Sicon112]

( The Log Cabin, aka The Coffee Room, with all the Metaguards and fictionals and guardians and Mr. A inside it, vaporizes as the Universe explodes and Antarctica shatters and the Coffee Room and Earth and the Solar System is sucked into a wormhole that seems endless.

So basically, it's a regular Wednesday, right?

Yeah. Just another regular Wednesday. And I'm holding on to Mr. A to stop him from being sucked out of the window.

Oh. Ok....

*snipes Pyro with a modified cutting laser*

Now you aren't.

[Scarab]

*Sighs and wanders off grumbling about annoying omnipotent metaguards who just can't seem to keep their overpowered nuclear/magic/supernatural/whatever they are arsenals in their pockets for five frickin mintes and just enjoy the peace*

[The Wild West Pyro]

*Sighs and wanders off grumbling about annoying omnipotent metaguards who just can't seem to keep their overpowered nuclear/magic/supernatural/whatever they are arsenals in their pockets for five frickin mintes and just enjoy the peace*

I'm OK.

[AMimsyBorogove]

As far as I can tell, Sicon. Don't worry, though, Scarab. Next time the universe resets, we can always build a pillow fort out of Orichalcum. And by pillow fort, I mean Scarlet Devil Mansion/Eientei/Teppelin/Aincrad mashup. Then we can power it by nuclear fusion and use dimensional fluctuation to place it simultaneously inside and outside of existence, so that if it's ever somehow destroyed, we can just pull it back into reality. Also, we should totally give it battlements. And defense mechanisms. Like an army of Gundams. And... and a defense field made of spiral energy! Then we can employ Pixie as chief of the maintenance staff, and give him an army of fairy maids and Earth Rabbits to work with!

[Endless Sea]

* Explodes Ice copies with his mind* haven't respawned yet still an uber-powered force ghost

Effective, though. And it's nice to see some variety on the usual nuclear fire based assault.
Um... I think I might stick to photoshop for my artistic exploits in the future. :?

*deploys even more sections of the gigantic cannon, violating space time to make it over 10 times larger than it originally was. Takes aim and begins powering up by sucking in a few nearby universes.*

BURN, ICE CREATURES! BURN DOWN TO THE VERY LAST SCRAP OF H! 2! O! INFINITY...! BIG BANG....... SHINING FINGER KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

...We need a facepalm emoticon. Damn it, Mimsy, you really just can't help yourself, can you? We managed to go a WHOLE DARNED DAY without an actual apocalypse! Could've gone longer but noooo you had to show off the fancy BIG BANG IMAGES. :x Haven't we had these discusisons about less being more?

And now I have to make a new pillow fort! AGAIN! What is this now, the fifteenth? :(

(OOC: also, Scarab? That last post of yours seems to be attributing Sicon's post to me. Might want to fix that.)

Sorry, I have no clue why I keep doing that with you people. Probably beause it's hard to tell you all apart when people are UNLEASHING GODLY POWERS in the coffee room every five minutes.

Actually, I've been holding back. I only utilize my deity form when the situation requires it- for example, my upcoming assault on Sicon's fortress.

*soldiers, arcanite- you know the drill*

Now, play fair, everyone. My reckoning with that particular extradimensional irritant- and thus, my cessation of hostilities with the rest of you for at least the time being- may end up delayed if you end up unleashing too many apocalyptic forces at once. We can't have that, now, can we?

[The Wild West Pyro]

Oh. Ok....

*snipes Pyro with a modified cutting laser*

Now you aren't.

( Mr. A is sucked out of the window screaming about how the Metaguards have failed him.)

[Guyshane]

* Explodes Ice copies with his mind* haven't respawned yet still an uber-powered force ghost

Effective, though. And it's nice to see some variety on the usual nuclear fire based assault.
Um... I think I might stick to photoshop for my artistic exploits in the future.

*deploys even more sections of the gigantic cannon, violating space time to make it over 10 times larger than it originally was. Takes aim and begins powering up by sucking in a few nearby universes.*

BURN, ICE CREATURES! BURN DOWN TO THE VERY LAST SCRAP OF H! 2! O! INFINITY...! BIG BANG....... SHINING FINGER KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

...We need a facepalm emoticon. Damn it, Mimsy, you really just can't help yourself, can you? We managed to go a WHOLE DARNED DAY without an actual apocalypse! Could've gone longer but noooo you had to show off the fancy BIG BANG IMAGES. Haven't we had these discusisons about less being more?

And now I have to make a new pillow fort! AGAIN! What is this now, the fifteenth?

(OOC: also, Scarab? That last post of yours seems to be attributing Sicon's post to me. Might want to fix that.)

Sorry, I have no clue why I keep doing that with you people. Probably beause it's hard to tell you all apart when people are UNLEASHING GODLY POWERS in the coffee room every five minutes.

Actually, I've been holding back. I only utilize my deity form when the situation requires it- for example, my upcoming assault on Sicon's fortress.

*soldiers, arcanite- you know the drill*

Now, play fair, everyone. My reckoning with that particular extradimensional irritant- and thus, my cessation of hostilities with the rest of you for at least the time being- may end up delayed if you end up unleashing too many apocalyptic forces at once. We can't have that, now, can we?

*Throws a shuriken and hits Endless in the leg*

[Sicon112]

If you are looking for cooperation in this place Endless, you are really REALLY naive. By the way, I took the liberty of placing a bomb on that shuriken while you weren't looking. Pretty sure the ninja noticed me, but he didn't really seem to care, so...


*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

[AMimsyBorogove]

*Drops a zamboni on Endless from above.*

YYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*begins rapid-fire-fistcuffing the zamboni, pounding Endless into the ground until it finally explodes.*

[The Wild West Pyro]

Oh. Ok....

*snipes Pyro with a modified cutting laser*

Now you aren't.

( Mr. A is sucked out of the window screaming about how the Metaguards have failed him.)

His last words were, of course:

" YOU HAVE FAILED US."

[AMimsyBorogove]

*slaps a pair of shades on Pyro's face, then pushes the yeah button.*

[The Wild West Pyro]

*slaps a pair of shades on Pyro's face, then pushes the yeah button.*

Thanks for the Clark Kent shades-

but what happens next?

[AMimsyBorogove]

The real question is... what DOESN'T happen next?

[The Wild West Pyro]

The real question is... what DOESN'T happen next?

Well- what will NOT Happen is that the Cabal will escape from their doom fortress cells we put for them on the roof....

[Endless Sea]

*Throws a shuriken and hits Endless in the leg*

*Drops a zamboni on Endless from above.*

YYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*begins rapid-fire-fistcuffing the zamboni, pounding Endless into the ground until it finally explodes.*

*shuriken, zamboni, and Mimsy bounce off*

And somehow you thought that would work. As for guyshane, though- I do respect you not saying that the shuriken actually did anything, though, and will thus not directly retaliate against you. There's still those ice soldiers to deal with, though.

As for the bit about helping- it's not like you ever had a choice in the matter. You're already aiding my preparations.

*soldiers, arcanite, etc.*

[Sicon112]

The real question is... what DOESN'T happen next?

Something peaceful. Obviously.

[Sicon112]

*Throws a shuriken and hits Endless in the leg*

*shuriken, zamboni, and Mimsy bounce off*

And somehow you thought that would work. As for guyshane, though- I do respect you not saying that the shuriken actually did anything, though, and will thus not directly retaliate against you. There's still those ice soldiers to deal with, though.

As for the bit about helping- it's not like you ever had a choice in the matter. You're already aiding my preparations.

*soldiers, arcanite, etc.*

You thought I was actually trying to DO something with that? Nah, I was just messing with you.

[The Wild West Pyro]

Good and bad news:

THE ICE STATUES HAVE BEEN SUCKED OUT OF THE WINDOW INTO A BLACK HOLE AT THE END OF THE WORMHOLE WITH MR. A....

Wait, what?

OH HOLY CRAP TEN NOES WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE SLAMMED INTO A BLACK HOLE AAAAAAH BRACE YOURSELVES!