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Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:42 pm**

Endless Sea wrote:Shoggoths? You fiend.

Also, they aren't evil crystals. They're magic-based AIs. If you can't even tell that much, obviously you aren't as perceptive as you think. Which I already knew, considering that by letting my ruby soldiers inside, you've given me a direct link to your fortress and everything interacting with it. Congratulations.

Mehehehehe... They weren't evil when YOU last saw them... Now? Not so much. Also, all those guys went to the guest wing where they faced the usual... purification before being utilized in experiments outsourced to the labs of my good friend Hastur. And who said the rubies ever got inside MY fortress? No one... no one AT ALL.... :twisted:

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:42 pm**

AMimsyBorogove wrote:More, Endless? Seriously? Okay. That's it. Screw Unlimited Shaderave Works, time to actually use this gigantic angel arm third leg cannon thing.

*deploys even more sections of the gigantic cannon, violating space time to make it over 10 times larger than it originally was. Takes aim and begins powering up by sucking in a few nearby universes.*

BURN, ICE CREATURES! BURN DOWN TO THE VERY LAST SCRAP OF H! 2! O! INFINITY...! BIG BANG....... SHINING FINGER KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

The blue orb at the center of the above image represents the universe. You already know what the laser is.

( The Log Cabin, aka The Coffee Room, with all the Metaguards and fictionals and guardians and Mr. A inside it, vaporizes as the Universe explodes and Antarctica shatters and the Coffee Room and Earth and the Solar System is sucked into a wormhole that seems endless.

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:44 pm**

Guyshane wrote:* Explodes Ice copies with his mind* haven't respawned yet still an uber-powered force ghost

Effective, though. And it's nice to see some variety on the usual nuclear fire based assault.
Um... I think I might stick to photoshop for my artistic exploits in the future.

AMimsyBorogove wrote:*deploys even more sections of the gigantic cannon, violating space time to make it over 10 times larger than it originally was. Takes aim and begins powering up by sucking in a few nearby universes.*

BURN, ICE CREATURES! BURN DOWN TO THE VERY LAST SCRAP OF H! 2! O! INFINITY...! BIG BANG....... SHINING FINGER KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

...We need a facepalm emoticon. Damn it, Mimsy, you really just can't help yourself, can you? We managed to go a WHOLE DARNED DAY without an actual apocalypse! Could've gone longer but noooo you had to show off the fancy BIG BANG IMAGES.

Haven't we had these discusisons about less being more?

And now I have to make a new pillow fort! AGAIN! What is this now, the fifteenth?

Endless Sea wrote:(OOC: also, Scarab? That last post of yours seems to be attributing Sicon's post to me. Might want to fix that.)

Sorry, I have no clue why I keep doing that with you people. Probably beause it's hard to tell you all apart when people are UNLEASHING GODLY POWERS in the coffee room every five minutes.

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:44 pm**

I'd like to see them keep on coming when I just nuked the universe. Speaking of which, since I just obliterated all of existence by turning myself into an avatar of the /a/ board... where exactly ARE we right now, anyway? Do we even still exist, or are we just in un-space waiting for the reset button?

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:44 pm**

The Wild West Pyro wrote:( The Log Cabin, aka The Coffee Room, with all the Metaguards and fictionals and guardians and Mr. A inside it, vaporizes as the Universe explodes and Antarctica shatters and the Coffee Room and Earth and the Solar System is sucked into a wormhole that seems endless.

So basically, it's a regular Wednesday, right?

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:45 pm**

Sicon112 wrote:
The Wild West Pyro wrote:( The Log Cabin, aka The Coffee Room, with all the Metaguards and fictionals and guardians and Mr. A inside it, vaporizes as the Universe explodes and Antarctica shatters and the Coffee Room and Earth and the Solar System is sucked into a wormhole that seems endless.

So basically, it's a regular Wednesday, right?

Yeah. Just another regular Wednesday. And I'm holding on to Mr. A to stop him from being sucked out of the window.

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:46 pm**

Sicon112 wrote:
The Wild West Pyro wrote:( The Log Cabin, aka The Coffee Room, with all the Metaguards and fictionals and guardians and Mr. A inside it, vaporizes as the Universe explodes and Antarctica shatters and the Coffee Room and Earth and the Solar System is sucked into a wormhole that seems endless.

So basically, it's a regular Wednesday, right?

No I think we usually blow up the coffee room on Tuesdays

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:47 pm**

The Wild West Pyro wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:
The Wild West Pyro wrote:( The Log Cabin, aka The Coffee Room, with all the Metaguards and fictionals and guardians and Mr. A inside it, vaporizes as the Universe explodes and Antarctica shatters and the Coffee Room and Earth and the Solar System is sucked into a wormhole that seems endless.

So basically, it's a regular Wednesday, right?

Yeah. Just another regular Wednesday. And I'm holding on to Mr. A to stop him from being sucked out of the window.

Oh. Ok....

*snipes Pyro with a modified cutting laser*

Now you aren't.

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:47 pm**

*Sighs and wanders off grumbling about annoying omnipotent metaguards who just can't seem to keep their overpowered nuclear/magic/supernatural/whatever they are arsenals in their pockets for five frickin mintes and just enjoy the peace*

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:48 pm**

Scarab wrote:*Sighs and wanders off grumbling about annoying omnipotent metaguards who just can't seem to keep their overpowered nuclear/magic/supernatural/whatever they are arsenals in their pockets for five frickin mintes and just enjoy the peace*

I'm OK.

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:49 pm**

As far as I can tell, Sicon. Don't worry, though, Scarab. Next time the universe resets, we can always build a pillow fort out of Orichalcum. And by pillow fort, I mean Scarlet Devil Mansion/Eientei/Teppelin/Aincrad mashup. Then we can power it by nuclear fusion and use dimensional fluctuation to place it simultaneously inside and outside of existence, so that if it's ever somehow destroyed, we can just pull it back into reality. Also, we should totally give it battlements. And defense mechanisms. Like an army of Gundams. And... and a defense field made of spiral energy! Then we can employ Pixie as chief of the maintenance staff, and give him an army of fairy maids and Earth Rabbits to work with!

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:50 pm**

Scarab wrote:
Guyshane wrote:* Explodes Ice copies with his mind* haven't respawned yet still an uber-powered force ghost
Effective, though. And it's nice to see some variety on the usual nuclear fire based assault.
Um... I think I might stick to photoshop for my artistic exploits in the future. :?

AMimsyBorogove wrote:*deploys even more sections of the gigantic cannon, violating space time to make it over 10 times larger than it originally was. Takes aim and begins powering up by sucking in a few nearby universes.*

BURN, ICE CREATURES! BURN DOWN TO THE VERY LAST SCRAP OF H! 2! O! INFINITY...! BIG BANG....... SHINING FINGER KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

...We need a facepalm emoticon. Damn it, Mimsy, you really just can't help yourself, can you? We managed to go a WHOLE DARNED DAY without an actual apocalypse! Could've gone longer but noooo you had to show off the fancy BIG BANG IMAGES. :x Haven't we had these discusisons about less being more?

And now I have to make a new pillow fort! AGAIN! What is this now, the fifteenth? :(

Endless Sea wrote:(OOC: also, Scarab? That last post of yours seems to be attributing Sicon's post to me. Might want to fix that.)

Sorry, I have no clue why I keep doing that with you people. Probably beause it's hard to tell you all apart when people are UNLEASHING GODLY POWERS in the coffee room every five minutes.

Actually, I've been holding back. I only utilize my deity form when the situation requires it- for example, my upcoming assault on Sicon's fortress.

*soldiers, arcanite- you know the drill*

Now, play fair, everyone. My reckoning with that particular extradimensional irritant- and thus, my cessation of hostilities with the rest of you for at least the time being- may end up delayed if you end up unleashing too many apocalyptic forces at once. We can't have that, now, can we?

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:51 pm**

Sicon112 wrote:
Oh. Ok....

*snipes Pyro with a modified cutting laser*

Now you aren't.

( Mr. A is sucked out of the window screaming about how the Metaguards have failed him.)

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:52 pm**

Endless Sea wrote:
Scarab wrote:
Guyshane wrote:* Explodes Ice copies with his mind* haven't respawned yet still an uber-powered force ghost
Effective, though. And it's nice to see some variety on the usual nuclear fire based assault.
Um... I think I might stick to photoshop for my artistic exploits in the future.

AMimsyBorogove wrote:*deploys even more sections of the gigantic cannon, violating space time to make it over 10 times larger than it originally was. Takes aim and begins powering up by sucking in a few nearby universes.*

BURN, ICE CREATURES! BURN DOWN TO THE VERY LAST SCRAP OF H! 2! O! INFINITY...! BIG BANG....... SHINING FINGER KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

...We need a facepalm emoticon. Damn it, Mimsy, you really just can't help yourself, can you? We managed to go a WHOLE DARNED DAY without an actual apocalypse! Could've gone longer but noooo you had to show off the fancy BIG BANG IMAGES. Haven't we had these discusisons about less being more?

And now I have to make a new pillow fort! AGAIN! What is this now, the fifteenth?

Endless Sea wrote:(OOC: also, Scarab? That last post of yours seems to be attributing Sicon's post to me. Might want to fix that.)

Sorry, I have no clue why I keep doing that with you people. Probably beause it's hard to tell you all apart when people are UNLEASHING GODLY POWERS in the coffee room every five minutes.

Actually, I've been holding back. I only utilize my deity form when the situation requires it- for example, my upcoming assault on Sicon's fortress.

*soldiers, arcanite- you know the drill*

Now, play fair, everyone. My reckoning with that particular extradimensional irritant- and thus, my cessation of hostilities with the rest of you for at least the time being- may end up delayed if you end up unleashing too many apocalyptic forces at once. We can't have that, now, can we?

*Throws a shuriken and hits Endless in the leg*

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:54 pm**

If you are looking for cooperation in this place Endless, you are really REALLY naive. By the way, I took the liberty of placing a bomb on that shuriken while you weren't looking. Pretty sure the ninja noticed me, but he didn't really seem to care, so...

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:55 pm**

*Drops a zamboni on Endless from above.*

YYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*begins rapid-fire-fistcuffing the zamboni, pounding Endless into the ground until it finally explodes.*

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:56 pm**

The Wild West Pyro wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:
Oh. Ok....

*snipes Pyro with a modified cutting laser*

Now you aren't.

( Mr. A is sucked out of the window screaming about how the Metaguards have failed him.)

His last words were, of course:

" YOU HAVE FAILED US."

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:56 pm**

*slaps a pair of shades on Pyro's face, then pushes the yeah button.*

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:57 pm**

AMimsyBorogove wrote:*slaps a pair of shades on Pyro's face, then pushes the yeah button.*

Thanks for the Clark Kent shades-

but what happens next?

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:58 pm**

The real question is... what DOESN'T happen next?

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:59 pm**

AMimsyBorogove wrote:The real question is... what DOESN'T happen next?

Well- what will NOT Happen is that the Cabal will escape from their doom fortress cells we put for them on the roof....

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:59 pm**

Guyshane wrote:*Throws a shuriken and hits Endless in the leg*

AMimsyBorogove wrote:*Drops a zamboni on Endless from above.*

YYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*begins rapid-fire-fistcuffing the zamboni, pounding Endless into the ground until it finally explodes.*

*shuriken, zamboni, and Mimsy bounce off*

And somehow you thought that would work. As for guyshane, though- I do respect you not saying that the shuriken actually did anything, though, and will thus not directly retaliate against you. There's still those ice soldiers to deal with, though.

As for the bit about helping- it's not like you ever had a choice in the matter. You're already aiding my preparations.

*soldiers, arcanite, etc.*

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:59 pm**

AMimsyBorogove wrote:The real question is... what DOESN'T happen next?

Something peaceful. Obviously.

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:00 pm**

Endless Sea wrote:
Guyshane wrote:*Throws a shuriken and hits Endless in the leg*

*shuriken, zamboni, and Mimsy bounce off*

And somehow you thought that would work. As for guyshane, though- I do respect you not saying that the shuriken actually did anything, though, and will thus not directly retaliate against you. There's still those ice soldiers to deal with, though.

As for the bit about helping- it's not like you ever had a choice in the matter. You're already aiding my preparations.

*soldiers, arcanite, etc.*

You thought I was actually trying to DO something with that? Nah, I was just messing with you.

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:00 pm**

Good and bad news:

THE ICE STATUES HAVE BEEN SUCKED OUT OF THE WINDOW INTO A BLACK HOLE AT THE END OF THE WORMHOLE WITH MR. A....

Wait, what?

OH HOLY CRAP TEN NOES WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE SLAMMED INTO A BLACK HOLE AAAAAAH BRACE YOURSELVES!

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