The Coffee Room

[Sicon112]

Good and bad news:

THE ICE STATUES HAVE BEEN SUCKED OUT OF THE WINDOW INTO A BLACK HOLE AT THE END OF THE WORMHOLE WITH MR. A....

Wait, what?

OH HOLY CRAP TEN NOES WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE SLAMMED INTO A BLACK HOLE AAAAAAH BRACE YOURSELVES!

Speak for yourself. I got out just fine...

[Sicon112]

Also, I should probably record this. It is gonna have a lot of re-watching potential.

[Endless Sea]

You thought I was actually trying to DO something with that? Nah, I was just messing with you.

...I'm sorry, are you referring to the bomb or something else? You'll have to be more specific.

*soldiers, arcanite, etc.; the arcanite is now beginning to resemble the frame of a large interstellar spacecraft, albeit one made with a lot of large, elliptical ring-structure-thingies with Tron Lines embedded within them*

[Sicon112]

You thought I was actually trying to DO something with that? Nah, I was just messing with you.

...I'm sorry, are you referring to the bomb or something else? You'll have to be more specific.

*soldiers, arcanite, etc.; the arcanite is now beginning to resemble the frame of a large interstellar spacecraft, albeit one made with a lot of large, elliptical ring-structure-thingies with Tron Lines embedded within them*

No, everything I've ever done in here has been messing with you.

As for your little project... you keep doing that, kiddo. Fair warning: It isn't gonna work...

[AMimsyBorogove]

Escaped the Black Hole here, too. I just used the power of my imagination to create my own floating SDM/Eientei/Teppelin/Aincrad/Pillow Fort thing out of solid Orichalcum. Then I gilded it with melted Philosopher's Stones just for good measure, and transported it off into an alternate universe before we hit the black hole by slapping it with a paper fan exactly 2928098237983247938759432 times in the space of a second. I'm now watching you all from un-space, along with my army of SUPER PROTOTYPE ACE CUSTOM GUNDAMS, WHICH ARE ALL PILOTED BY NAMED NINJAS, BUT ONLY DEPLOY ONE AT A TIME! Also, they're all painted bright red, and powered by Mini-Hakkeros and Spiral Energy instead of normal reactors or GN Drives. I also replaced the armor for each of them with a full set of Plot Armor, and armed them with various types of Infinity +1 Sword. Which, of course, they dual wield.

...

Oh, hey Sicon. Mind if I park my new base in the next dimension over from your doom fortress?

[The Wild West Pyro]

Good and bad news:

THE ICE STATUES HAVE BEEN SUCKED OUT OF THE WINDOW INTO A BLACK HOLE AT THE END OF THE WORMHOLE WITH MR. A....

Wait, what?

OH HOLY CRAP TEN NOES WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE SLAMMED INTO A BLACK HOLE AAAAAAH BRACE YOURSELVES!

Speak for yourself. I got out just fine...

Sicon, we seem to have crash landed somewhere. Now the question-

The Rise of the Guardians Universe or The Wreck it Ralph Universe. Because the Universe Storer in my Indestructible Nokia has determined it's either one of those. We just don't know which.

And Sicon, put up all defenses on your Doom Fortress- Quixote seems to have been the only fictional to escape the Black Hole and has slipped into the very dimension you are in- AND IS CHARGING AT YOUR DOOM FORTRESS NOW!

[Sicon112]

Escaped the Black Hole here, too. I just used the power of my imagination to create my own floating SDM/Eientei/Teppelin/Aincrad/Pillow Fort thing out of solid Orichalcum. Then I gilded it with melted Philosopher's Stones just for good measure, and transported it off into an alternate universe before we hit the black hole by slapping it with a paper fan exactly 2928098237983247938759432 times in the space of a second. I'm now watching you all from un-space, along with my army of SUPER PROTOTYPE ACE CUSTOM GUNDAMS, WHICH ARE ALL PILOTED BY NAMED NINJAS, BUT ONLY DEPLOY ONE AT A TIME! Also, they're all painted bright red, and powered by Mini-Hakkeros and Spiral Energy instead of normal reactors or GN Drives. I also replaced the armor for each of them with a full set of Plot Armor, and armed them with various types of Infinity +1 Sword. Which, of course, they dual wield.

...

Oh, hey Sicon. Mind if I park my new base in the next dimension over from your doom fortress?

I'm afraid that is both impossible and inadvisable due to what I'm going to do shortly...

[Sicon112]

Good and bad news:

THE ICE STATUES HAVE BEEN SUCKED OUT OF THE WINDOW INTO A BLACK HOLE AT THE END OF THE WORMHOLE WITH MR. A....

Wait, what?

OH HOLY CRAP TEN NOES WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE SLAMMED INTO A BLACK HOLE AAAAAAH BRACE YOURSELVES!

Speak for yourself. I got out just fine...

Sicon, we seem to have crash landed somewhere. Now the question-

The Rise of the Guardians Universe or The Wreck it Ralph Universe. Because the Universe Storer in my Indestructible Nokia has determined it's either one of those. We just don't know which.

Well, I'm still talking to you over the PA system which is somehow still reaching you wherever you are. However, I CAN say that it is neither. I just introduced a bug into your locator so you would be hopelessly lost.

[Endless Sea]

You thought I was actually trying to DO something with that? Nah, I was just messing with you.

...I'm sorry, are you referring to the bomb or something else? You'll have to be more specific.

*soldiers, arcanite, etc.; the arcanite is now beginning to resemble the frame of a large interstellar spacecraft, albeit one made with a lot of large, elliptical ring-structure-thingies with Tron Lines embedded within them*

No, everything I've ever done in here has been messing with you. ;)

As for your little project... you keep doing that, kiddo. Fair warning: It isn't gonna work...

Kiddo? Sicon, I've lived longer than an entire terran millennium. I'm not sure how old you are, but "kiddo" wouldn't be the proper term to use for me in any context.

As for what you're actually saying, I'll have to question both statements. I know how to make a war cocoon, and I know how to use arcane AIs. They will function perfectly well when I'm finished with them. As for the bit about messing with me- you can't fool anyone with a statement like that. You're far too much of a troll to limit your focus to an individual. You're trying to mess with all of us.

*soldiers, arcanite, etc.*

[The Wild West Pyro]

I checked.

It's the Rise of the Guardians universe.

[AMimsyBorogove]

Aww, fine. I suppose I'll just shift the space-time coefficient to [-1^(1/2)]/-0, then, and see where I end up.

...

Cool! I just added an interdimensional donut shop - jointly run by Genghis Khan, Lelouch vi Britannia, Dr. Frankenstein, and Nyarlathotep's second cousin three times removed, I might add - to my new base, Katamari style! And now I seem to have ended up in a pocket universe surrounded by a Death Spiral Field, surrounded by an Absolute Terror Field, surrounded by a full-scale replica of the Hakurei barrier, surrounded by a Dimensional Area, surrounded by a Fuzetsu, surrounded by a Somebody Else's Problem Field, surrounded by a gigantic cardboard box.

...

And yet I can still apparently communicate with the coffee room. Interesting.

[The Wild West Pyro]

Good and bad news:

THE ICE STATUES HAVE BEEN SUCKED OUT OF THE WINDOW INTO A BLACK HOLE AT THE END OF THE WORMHOLE WITH MR. A....

Wait, what?

OH HOLY CRAP TEN NOES WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE SLAMMED INTO A BLACK HOLE AAAAAAH BRACE YOURSELVES!

Speak for yourself. I got out just fine...

Sicon, we seem to have crash landed somewhere. Now the question-

The Rise of the Guardians Universe or The Wreck it Ralph Universe. Because the Universe Storer in my Indestructible Nokia has determined it's either one of those. We just don't know which.

And Sicon, put up all defenses on your Doom Fortress- Quixote seems to have been the only fictional to escape the Black Hole and has slipped into the very dimension you are in- AND IS CHARGING AT YOUR DOOM FORTRESS NOW!

WATCH OUT HE'S JUST SMASHED THE OUTERMOST WALL!

[Sicon112]

Kiddo? Sicon, I've lived longer than an entire terran millennium. I'm not sure how old you are, but "kiddo" wouldn't be the proper term to use for me in any context.

As for what you're actually saying, I'll have to question both statements. I know how to make a war cocoon, and I know how to use arcane AIs. They will function perfectly well when I'm finished with them. As for the bit about messing with me- you can't fool anyone with a statement like that. You're far too much of a troll to limit your focus to an individual. You're trying to mess with all of us.

*soldiers, arcanite, etc.*

First of all, I'm currently a Crimson Lord. All that has ever been established about that is that I am a god-like entity from a dimension that would drive anyone NOT originally from it totally mad and I can fiddle around with the most basic nature of existence. I don't even HAVE an age.

Second, I'm pretty sure the set S={Endless Sea} is contained within the set S={Everyone in the Coffee Room}.

I won't say anything about your plan. Just that I find it amusing.

[AMimsyBorogove]

That's nice, Sicon. I'm an avatar of Willy Wonka who's currently high on fourty-seven different types madness-inducing helium mixture, who is currently driving a zamboni over the gardener of your uncle's household.

[Sicon112]

That's nice, Sicon. I'm an avatar of Willy Wonka who's currently high on fourty-seven different types madness-inducing helium mixture, who is currently driving a zamboni over the gardener of your uncle's household.

And what is your point? That description fits you well on most normal days...

[AMimsyBorogove]

Nonsense. On normal days, I'm an invisible lemur who also happens to be an adopted member of the Yagyu clan. Get your facts right.

[Endless Sea]

Kiddo? Sicon, I've lived longer than an entire terran millennium. I'm not sure how old you are, but "kiddo" wouldn't be the proper term to use for me in any context.

As for what you're actually saying, I'll have to question both statements. I know how to make a war cocoon, and I know how to use arcane AIs. They will function perfectly well when I'm finished with them. As for the bit about messing with me- you can't fool anyone with a statement like that. You're far too much of a troll to limit your focus to an individual. You're trying to mess with all of us.

*soldiers, arcanite, etc.*

First of all, I'm currently a Crimson Lord. All that has ever been established about that is that I am a god-like entity from a dimension that would drive anyone NOT originally from it totally mad and I can fiddle around with the most basic nature of existence. I don't even HAVE an age.

Second, I'm pretty sure the set S={Endless Sea} is contained within the set S={Everyone in the Coffee Room}. ;)

I won't say anything about your plan. Just that I find it amusing.

If you don't have an age, I should be calling you kiddo. Might have been better to say you transcended aging or something of the like, instead of making yourself sound like you haven't been born yet. Then again, you could be aping Lord English- that would certainly justify it.

The implication in your earlier comment was that you were referring to me specifically when you mentioned messing around. Again, miscommunication issues. You might want to watch out for those.

Amusement is the entire point of the plan. I'm not even a military commander- if I genuinely intended to commit to bringing you down, I would call in the entire army against you instead of building my own token force.

That's nice, Sicon. I'm an avatar of Willy Wonka who's currently high on fourty-seven different types madness-inducing helium mixture, who is currently driving a zamboni over the gardener of your uncle's household.

...That was one of the most beautiful sentences I've ever had the pleasure of reading.

*more soldiers; wavy-crystal-thingy is beginning to be hooked up to the arcanite frame*

[Sicon112]

If you don't have an age, I should be calling you kiddo. Might have been better to say you transcended aging or something of the like, instead of making yourself sound like you haven't been born yet. Then again, you could be aping Lord English- that would certainly justify it.

The implication in your earlier comment was that you were referring to me specifically when you mentioned messing around. Again, miscommunication issues. You might want to watch out for those.

Amusement is the entire point of the plan. I'm not even a military commander- if I genuinely intended to commit to bringing you down, I would call in the entire army against you instead of building my own token force.

I see no miscommunication issues. Everything I have done is to mess with everyone. Therefore, everything I have done is, by extension, to mess with you specifically, just as it was to mess with everyone else specifically. Set theory and all that.

That's nice, Sicon. I'm an avatar of Willy Wonka who's currently high on fourty-seven different types madness-inducing helium mixture, who is currently driving a zamboni over the gardener of your uncle's household.

...That was one of the most beautiful sentences I've ever had the pleasure of reading.

*more soldiers; wavy-crystal-thingy is beginning to be hooked up to the arcanite frame*

That was relatively tame my his standards. You must not talk to him much.

[Endless Sea]

I see no miscommunication issues. Everything I have done is to mess with everyone. Therefore, everything I have done is, by extension, to mess with you specifically, just as it was to mess with everyone else specifically. Set theory and all that.

...You clever bastard. I'm adding an extra pulsar generator for that.

That was relatively tame my his standards. You must not talk to him much.

I try not to, at least.

[The Wild West Pyro]

I checked.

It's the Rise of the Guardians universe.

I'm looking outside the window now.....

North looking at presents, Bunnymund painting his eggs, Sandman looking into everyone's dreams, Pitch stuck under a bed, and Jack and The Tooth Fairy- er- they seem to be on a date.

A date which involves a snowball fight.

[Sicon112]

I checked.

It's the Rise of the Guardians universe.

I'm looking outside the window now.....

North looking at presents, Bunnymund painting his eggs, Sandman looking into everyone's dreams, Pitch stuck under a bed, and Jack and The Tooth Fairy- er- they seem to be on a date.

A date which involves a snowball fight.

*A katana gets run though Pyro*

Oh. Wow. Nice. You managed to get on the wrong end of Kyoka Suigestu. Perfect illusions and all that. I'm collecting lots of data. Thanks! Have a nice respawn back in the Coffee Room.

*poof back at the Coffee Room*

[Endless Sea]

I checked.

It's the Rise of the Guardians universe.

I'm looking outside the window now.....

North looking at presents, Bunnymund painting his eggs, Sandman looking into everyone's dreams, Pitch stuck under a bed, and Jack and The Tooth Fairy- er- they seem to be on a date.

A date which involves a snowball fight.

*A katana gets run though Pyro*

Oh. Wow. Nice. You managed to get on the wrong end of Kyoka Suigestu. Perfect illusions and all that. I'm collecting lots of data. Thanks! Have a nice respawn back in the Coffee Room.

*poof back at the Coffee Room*

Kyoka Suigetsu? And I thought you were overpowered before.

*begins to add finishing touches to war cocoon; ice warriors still fighting in background*

[Sicon112]

Kyoka Suigetsu? And I thought you were overpowered before.

*begins to add finishing touches to war cocoon; ice warriors still fighting in background*

Nah,t hat wasn't me. He just fell through a black hole and ended up in the middle of an illusion from Kyoka Siugetsu and was promptly killed. Luckily, the respawn potential of the Coffee Room brought him back. As for the data, I just had him rigged with a couple of monitoring devices, which just became very VERY useful.

[The Wild West Pyro]

I checked.

It's the Rise of the Guardians universe.

I'm looking outside the window now.....

North looking at presents, Bunnymund painting his eggs, Sandman looking into everyone's dreams, Pitch stuck under a bed, and Jack and The Tooth Fairy- er- they seem to be on a date.

A date which involves a snowball fight.

*A katana gets run though Pyro*

Oh. Wow. Nice. You managed to get on the wrong end of Kyoka Suigestu. Perfect illusions and all that. I'm collecting lots of data. Thanks! Have a nice respawn back in the Coffee Room.

*poof back at the Coffee Room*

( Respawns)

( Goes to the old TARDIS console near the Coffee Machine back to earth.)

TIME TO PILOT THE COFFEE ROOM BACK TO THE MILKY WAY V2!

[Sicon112]

( Respawns)

( Goes to the old TARDIS console near the Coffee Machine back to earth.)

TIME TO PILOT THE COFFEE ROOM BACK TO THE MILKY WAY V2!

Uh... that might not be a... good idea. Or a safe one. Or one with any chance of survival whatsoever... You see, I had this experiment going and...